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Sorry. That last plug was TOO gratuitous. *smacks self* Oh well, I tend to get excited when something I draw turns out looking good....

What was the wierdest thing that ever happened to you: That I can remember: Uhhh....the Great Butch Caper in my hall, which involved a boring weekend, a traffic cone named Butch, and its kidnapping and ransom. (Like I said, it was a BORING weekend.)
How often do you feel like you are a gargoyle: Not often, surprisingly.
Is your mind peroccupied with gargoyles: Yes--one time in high school English, my mind was wandering and I imagined my teacher growing wings (just the wings, nothing else. It actually would have suited her.)
Favorite Gargoyle's universe location: Renard's airship. (I loved Christine's idea of having the wedding on his ship) Would be Avalon, but only if Oberon had gotten himself stuck in another universe while I was there.
What feature on a person do you find most attractive: Smile. Can't say eyes, because I'd lose that contest myself.
What feature on a gargoyle do you find most attractive: Wing structure. Another place to rub. :)
Favorite bagel flavor: Blueberry.
Disease you would most like to die from: Pass. If I don't die in my sleep, I want it to be quick and I want to be sane. (Getting hit by a large, heavy, moving object wouldn't count.)
Disease you would most NOT like to die from: Real disease--the Ebola virus. Fictional--the black ooze disease in the X-Files movie. Yecch.
Anyone else here work for Office Depot? No, but I work in an office, does that count?
Are bacteria having sex in your mouth: Doubtful. I did the whole toothbrushing/mouthwash/flossing routine a minute ago. (With all the $$*%&# dental work I had to get to get my braces off, I'm allowed to be obsessive!)
Do you get a charge out of static electricity: Christmas family get togethers = "shock" wars with my cousins.
What are YOU on: Chocolate.
Are we being watched: Probably, but I'm not doing anything covert or embarrassing so I don't care.
Are you watching me? Don't lie. I know it was you in the bushes last night: Actually, that was Dave. I sent him to spy on you.
You're reading my mail, aren't you: Still haven't managed to hack into your e-mail, and Dave couldn't find your mailbox.

that's all....
Mandi Ohlin <weird_web@hotmail.com>
Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 10:58:20 PM
IP: p1-2.netgsi.com

(Suddenly, noise is heard from upstairs, the noise of curses in German, lots of screaming, and something about a demon. Then comes the sickening sound of fists and claws ripping apart bodies and chainguns. Next, Hans, Gretel, and General FatFace come running down the stairs, screaming in agony and bleeding profusely from hundreds of wounds as they run out the door. Lisa, looking like she's been having a really bad day, comes down after them, covered in blood. Several chatroom janitors follow behind, ready to clean the mess up. Finally Doug hobbles down the stairs, bleeding from several wounds himself. He mumbles a quick thank-you to Lisa for saving his life again, then leaves to go see his cleric friend about the damage. Lisa cackles wickedly and turns to address the room, blood still dripping from her claws and fangs.)
God, I love the smell of bleeding bad guy in the evening. Now I know why Demona likes tearing humans apart. What a rush!! AAHH!!
(Stretches all her limbs out and gives vent to a roar that puts Goliath to shame, then settles down and begins cracking out her sole muscles.)
Okay, here's what I have to tell you.
Lady Mystic: The imagery on that last post was very great and in-depth. You should write fan-fiction (or are you already and I don't know it?).
Sevarius Jr.: I may despise Hank Hill majorly, but, yeah, his is the right line for Jackal. That guy is completely out of his mind!
Favorite Heroes, Villians, etc.: Doug already listed most of my faves. But we can add Locke Cole, Commander Will Riker and Drizzt Do'Urden to my favorite heroes; C-3PO to favorite comic relief; Randall Flagg, Leland Gaunt (Stephen King), Max Radl (The Eagle has Landed), Soltan Gris (L. Ron Hubbard), the Vampire Lestat, Mahmoud Hadji Daeryi, Raizo Yamata, and Sean Miller (Tom Clancy) to the villian list.
Favorite RL Villians and Villianesses: Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, Joe Stalin, Newt Gingrich, John Dillinger, Caphias, J. Edgar Hoover (in my opinion, he was a villian as much as any of the people he pursued, if not more), Morgana Le Fay, Count Dracula.
What was the wierdest thing that ever happened to you?
Gee, I don't know. There's been so much weirdness in my life. Alright, get this: Once when I was with the Angels, we were riding through the Nevada desert, and Jeeper (there were eleven of us in the group at the time: Snake, Anne, Rick, Big Al (he insisted on being called that), Bigger Dave (who also wanted to be called Big, but was bigger than Al, so we called him Bigger), Cobra, Faeline, Suzy, me, Ralph, and Jeeper. Jeeper was the craziest one, which is where he got his nickname. You know, Jeepers-Creepers?) stood first watch the second night in as the rest of us slept. Around midnight, he honked his bike horn, claiming he'd seen a UFO fly overhead and land nearby. Nobody believed him, but we decided to go check it out just the same so he would stop whining about it. When we got to where Jeeper had said he saw it land, there was this big silver craft that was kinda shaped like a Stealth fighter but different in ways I cannot begin to describe. It had landed next to a black Hummer, and as we watched, the doors of each vehicle opened and some guys in Air Force fatigues got out of both. Then this old guy in a suit got out of the Hummer, and shook hands with the guys who'd gotten out of the aircraft. They had a conversation, but we were too far away to hear what was being said. Needless to say, we cleared the area fast before we could be spotted. About fifteen minutes later, the strange aircraft took off again, and flew over our camp on its way back to wherever. We all saw it that time and didn't accuse Jeeper of being nuts for a long time afterwards. That event right there was what turned me into a huge X-Files fan. Weird, huh?
How often do you feel like you are a gargoyle?
Very often. Every day, I wish I was one. Gargoyles are just so cool. Of course, in cyberspace, I'm a half-garg, so I am a gargoyle whenever I'm online.
Is your mind preoccupied with gargoyles?
Yes, I like Gargoyles very much. They're just so wonderful in so many ways, definitely more attractive than humans (except for a few exceptions, like Doug and the really handsome actors I've earlier mentioned).
Favorite Gargoyle's universe location?
Avalon, a mystical, magical island inhabited by many fantastic creatures. And its mists take you wherever you need to be.
What feature on a person do you find most attractive? (Body part)(Keep it FAIRLY clean)
Okay, I'm not going to get as graphic as Doug did. In a man, I really like dark hair, blue eyes, a nice smile, strong arms, and a chest that's hard but comfortable to lean on.
What feature on a gargoyle do you find most attractive?
I've always liked the wide and on the back wing style, and a nice long tail, and the Broadway brow-ridges style. And I've always kinda had a thing for Brooklyn. That beak is quite an attractive facial feature (and as one of Christine's stories tells me, as above, so below).
Favorite bagel flavor? Blueberry.
Aren't Anime chic's cute? Yeah, they're cute, generally.
Anyone else here work for Office Depot? No.
Are bacteria having sex in your mouth? (The story NEXT on Sick Sad World!) Hang on, I'll check. No, that's just the porno film they're watching (ooh, looks like a really raunchy one. Bad bacteria!).
What are YOU on? Coffee, and lots of it.
Are we being watched? Yes, by God, the chatroom security people, and the Illuminati.
Are you watching me? Don't lie. I know it was you in the bushes last night. You in the building next door at work. I see you.
Don't try to deny it. You are probally there right now...
You saw me? Damn it!! Oh well, better you than Lady Mystic.
You're reading my mail, aren't you?
Yes, and boy, is your phone bill high this month!! Who have you been calling? Hmm, a 1-900 number? Should I tell Lady Mystic about this? (Kidding!!)
See you guys and gals later, I have nothing more to say.
(Lisa walks out, looking for a place to get a shower and wash off all the blood. She leaves a trail of it behind her that is mopped up by the grumbling comment room janitors.)
Lisa <dierdre34@yahoo.com>
Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 09:55:11 PM
IP: hd20-060.hil.compuserve.com

(Doug finishes the clean-up job, sighs in relief as the lawyer walks away, and begins putting up his gear.)
Just a few things to say this time:
Lady Mystic: Cool imagery on the last post. Boy, would I hate to get you angry.
Favorite Mythical Creatures: Dragons and Dark Elves.
Favorite Heroes (fictional): Goliath, the Trio, Hudson, Matt Bluestone, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, He-Man, Man-at-Arms, Kyle Reese (Terminator), Duncan McLeod, Connor McLeod, Methos, James Bond (Dalton and Connery were the best ones!), Indiana Jones, Jack Ryan, Mr. Clark (Tom Clancy), Matt Cauthon (Wheel of Time), Caramon Majere, Tanis Half-Elven, Duke Nukem, Fergus (Roar), Prince Valiant, Spiderman, Frank Hardy (I used to be a BIG fan of the Hardy Boys, though not any more).
Favorite Heroes (RL): Jesus Christ, Martin Luther King, Mohandas Gandhi, Romero, Robert E. Lee (I consider him a hero, even if he was on the wrong side!), Mohammed, King Arthur, Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, William Wallace, Zorro, and myself (Many people consider Doug Elder a hero, as do I. It helps me keep up my self-esteem).
Favorite Heroines (fictional): Elisa, Angela, Sata, Elektra, Aiden, Princess Leia, Dana Scully, Lisa Simpson, Teela, Ally McBeal, Sarah Connor, Sergeant Romar (Invasion America), Rose (Titanic), Samantha Cole/Charlie Baltimore (Long Kiss Goodnight), Lady Death.
Favorite Heroines (RL): Susan B. Anthony, Hillary Clinton, Lisa (If you don't consider your girlfriend a heroine, you are in big trouble!).
Favorite Comic Relief: the Manhattan Jogger, Vinnie, Orko, Nudnik, Garfield, Odie, Calvin, Hobbes, Homer Simpson.
Favorite Villians: Madoc, Xanatos, Darth Vader, Cigarette Smoking Man, Jericho, Tony Dracon, Thailog, Sevarius, Emperor Palpatine, the Riddler (in Batman Forever), Sephiroth, Rufus Shinra (FF7), Kefka (FF3), Skeletor, the Kingpin, the Phantom of the Opera, any villian that was done by Gary Oldman (my favorite bad guy actor).
Favorite Villainesses: Maeve, Demona, Catherine Tramell (Basic Instinct), Catwoman, Callisto.
Favorite Thugs: Garlon, the Terminator, the T-1000, Odd Job, Beastman, Tri-Klops (He-Man), Padan Fain (Wheel of Time), Coyote (the robot version).
What was the weirdest thing that ever happened to you?
HMM...I don't know. There's been a lot of weird stuff in my life. Oh yeah, now I remember. The WEIRDEST thing that ever happened to me was back when I lived in Taiwan, and had to walk home through a typhoon 'cause I'd missed the school bus and couldn't find a taxi. I took a shortcut down a jungle trail (there was a mountainous jungle right in the middle of the city where I lived, believe it or not!), figuring I'd be sheltered from the rain and winds. Turned out I was wrong and I almost got blown off the trail and down the mountain. When it happened, I swear I felt a pair of hands holding me on the trail and keeping me there all the way home. But whenever I looked, I saw nobody. Maybe it was an angel? Oh well, it was really weird. Hope I don't have to go through that again.
How often do you feel like you are a gargoyle?
Not that often, it's my girlfriend who has the gargoyle feelings.
Is your mind peroccupied with gargoyles?
Very much so, I like gargoyles a lot. Doesn't everyone? What's not to like about them? (Ducks electroshock hammer swung at him and shoots Quarryman with his Uzi.)
Favorite Gargoyle's universe location?
The Eyrie Building. Big, full of secrets, and inhabited by many good guys. The castle on the top is also very cool.
What feature on a person do you find most attractive? (Body part)(Keep it FAIRLY clean)
On women, lots of things. To quote Al Pacino, when he made women, God must have been a f***in' genuis. Hair (ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls and just wanted to go to sleep forever, I like chestnut brunettes or redheads best), lips (and when they touch yours, they feel like the first sip of soda after crossing the burning desert. Ever seen them smile at you and felt your heart hit your mouth hard, or hear them whisper sweet words to you and feel your insides go a flutter), eyes (when they light up, you see heaven shining within, I like blue or green best, especially deep blue), mind (can think of many useful ideas and help you figure out your problems), heart (emotions are what define women more than anything else, and they are wonderful), arms (for holding you in just the right way), hands (touching you in just the right way, where you need it most), tits (real nice to feel, nipples staring right out at you like towers on the hill), skin (silky or rough, feels nice to me), legs (also nice to feel, long and shapely, what's between them = passport to esctasy)...whoa, getting too X-rated here, I better move on to the next section before I make someone mad.
What feature on a gargoyle do you find most attractive?
All of the above on a female gargoyle, plus the wings (wrap around you in just the right way, make you feel even more comfortable; and they enable her to glide so she can catch you if you fall, I like the wide on-the-back-kind the best), and tail (can wrap around your leg in just the right way, adding the best feeling to an embrace, whoa).
Favorite bagel flavor? Don't like bagels.
Disease you would most like to die from (Physical AND mental count) If I had to die from a disease, I'd pick the flu. That one would probably kill me in my sleep. But really, I'd rather not die from a disease. Give me a good old die-of-old-age or saving-the-world any day.
Disease you would most NOT like to die from: Polio, I hear it's extremely painful. AIDS is second.
Aren't Anime chic's cute? Some of them are, some aren't. Depends on what chick you're talking about.
Anyone else here work for Office Depot? Not me.
Does the blue water in toilets come from blue lake water? I have no idea. Hope not.
Are bacteria having sex in your mouth? (The story NEXT on Sick Sad World!): Probably. If they are, I hope they use protection.
Do you get a charge out of static electricity? Yes, of course I do.
What am I(Fire Storm) on tonight? Was it good? (And I don't even DO drugs! I am messed up as is!) No idea.
What are YOU on? Cherry Coke.
Are we being watched? Yes, chatroom security has a video camera surveying the area.
Are you watching me? Don't lie. I know it was you in the bushes last night. You in the building next door at work. I see you.
Don't try to deny it. You are probably there right now...
I'm not, and I don't want to be either, so go away!
You're reading my mail, aren't you? : No, and why would I? You don't get anything interesting! (Yes, I know, I'm cold.)
That's all for now.
(Doug turns to leave, stopping when he sees Hans Grosse, his sister Gretel, and General FottsGeicht from Wolfenstein 3D walk in, guns held at the ready. "Great, they found me," he mumbles. He runs for the nearest stairway, hoping to jetpack off the roof and get away. The three big Nazis chase after him, guns blazing. The TGS lawyer ducks behind the fountain, screaming in terror as the party heads up the stairs, their chainguns firing as Doug screams. Is this the end for Doug?)
Doug <frostfire@mail.utexas.edu>
Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 08:58:26 PM
IP: hd68-087.hil.compuserve.com

Okay, okay, I know it's a gratuitous plug, but since the TGS art staff hangs out in this room from time to time, I had to ask for opinions: I recently got another original garg pic (Madison) done, colored on the computer, and for once I think it looks all right. If you've got time or a fast connection, click on my name. The pic in its entirety is 140K--I didn't want to ruin it by resizing.

Thanks. That's all. I'll shut up now.
Mandi Ohlin <weird_web>
Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 07:55:35 PM
IP: p1-33.netgsi.com

Hi, Theresa! Good to hear from someone in the Southwest. Does anyone else out there live in Arizona or somewhere near there? Let me know!
Ravyn Maza
Arizona
Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 05:41:03 PM
IP: svm-ts3-7.c2i2.com

Greetings world. I have a request. Is there anyone
else besides Kjay and Coyote who is running a
gargoyles miniseries? I know of Wintersmith. If you
are, please let know where to find your site. I'd
love to read your stories.
Greeting Ravyn. I'm from New Mexico. You know. the
spot that keeps Texas at arms distance.
Starsinger
Theresa <Starsinger@Webtv.net>
Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 04:33:11 PM
IP: proxy-125.iap.bryant.webtv.net

Oops, forgot Darth Vader for the favorite villains category.
Greg "Xanatos" Bishansky <Madoc55@aol.com>
Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 02:28:22 PM
IP: spider-wd032.proxy.aol.com

Cool, A Poll

Name: Gregory Jeff Bishansky
Birthdate: 8/18/81
Height: 5'10
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Eye Color: Hazel
Favorite Color: Black
Favorite TV Shows: Gargoyles, Babylon 5, X-Files
Favorite Garg Females: Demona, Fox, Angela, Maeve
Favorite Non-Garg Females: Lyta Alexander, Commander Susan Ivanova, Talia Winters, Dana Scully
State: New York
Father's Name: Jeff Bishansky
Mother's Name: Maria Cecilia Bishansky
Brother's Name Alexander Bishansky
Favorite Movies: Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Babylon 5 "In the Beginning", Babylon 5 "Thirdspace", X-Files "Fight the Future", Star Wars Trilogy, Alien, Aliens
Legal Status: Single
Favorite Heroes: Goliath, the Trio, Sata, King Arthur, Mulder, Scully, Captain Sheridan, G'Kar, Commander Ivanova, Mr. Garibaldi
Favorite Villains: Xanatos, Demona, Madoc, Maeve, Morden, Bester, Cartagia, Cigarrette Smoking Man
Favorite Aliens: the Shadows, the Vorlons
Favorite Mythical Creatures: Dragons
Favorite Fanfic Author: Christine Morgan
Favorite Fan Artist: Jennifer L Anderson
Favorite Books: Lord of the Rings, The Once and Future King, Macbeth, Babylon 5 "To Dream in the City of Sorrows".
Favorite Gargoyles Episode: "City of Stone"
Favorite Gargoyle: Demona
Greg "Xanatos" Bishansky <Madoc55@aol.com>
Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 02:24:18 PM
IP: spider-wd032.proxy.aol.com

Sweet Holy Jesus! Someone see to it that FireStorm gets the proper medical attention! And make sure he listens to a song produced by a guy named Trent, don't ask me no questions, just do it! *Sigh* It may be too late...
Jackal
Ga Usa
Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 01:19:06 PM
IP: spider-wb033.proxy.aol.com

Hi, all! Sevarius Jr., I know you were just messing with me about the redneck wrestling thing. Watching wrestling just gets so addictive! Stone Cold is pretty cool, though. Firestorm: thanks for saying hi! And I _love_ surveys! So here goes:
Weirdest thing that's happened to me: My family was visited by my Grandfather's ghost. That was kinda creepy, but cool.
How often do I feel like a gargoyle: Way too often. I think it's due to my hybrid blood...
Is my mind preoccupied with Gargoyles? Yes! Anytime somebody mentions Manhattan, guess what I think of? And I won't even start about the time my high school English class read A Midsummer Night's Dream...
Fav Gargoyles universe location: I'm kinda partial to Flagstaff, Arizona (where Beth Maza goes to school) because I live in Arizona and because it's a really pretty place to visit.
Feature on a person I find most attractive: Probably their eyes or their voice
Feature on a gargoyle I find attractive: Probably their wings.
Fav bagel flavor: None, really, they all just end up smothered in cream cheese.
Disease I would most like to die from: None, I hope!
Disease I would most like not to die from: All of 'em
Aren't Anime chics cute? Sure...
Do I work for Office Depot? Nope.
Does blue water in toilets come from lake water? I don't think so. I think it's those blue tablets you drop in to keep the darn thing clean.
Are bacteria having sex in my mouth? I think so, they just renamed my mouth the Loveshack...
Do I get a charge out of static electricity? Yes!
What are you on tonight? I have no idea...
What am I on tonight? Caffeine and tons of sugar.
Are we being watched? Definitely. It's a huge conspiracy. Get Matt Bluestone over here and he can tell ya.
Am I watching you? Nope, I'm currently stalking this cute guy I know, but you're next, okay?
Am I reading your mail? No, what mail?
Well, there you go! More demented answers from me! Ha-ha!!

Ravyn Maza
Arizona
Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 12:17:57 PM
IP: svm-ts5-27.c2i2.com

71 days until the Rising.
Todd Jensen <merlyn@ninenet.com>
St. Louis, MO
Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 07:32:56 AM
IP: pn3-ppp-98.primary.net

UPDATE: Lady Mystic and I were talking about that time we were house sitting, and right before we opened the door (We heard a noise on the other side of the door(We also both "felt" that there was someone there)(It was a inside door from the bedroom to the hallway(Don't think that. Behave)), we both saw (In our minds) the same person (A fisherman). The description matches up about 95%. Beard matches (Peppered brown, short, a few days growth). Hat matches (Old style fishermans hat(Faded tan or yellowish). Clothes matching (Yellow rain coat, about mid-calf length, wading boots or coveralls, flannel shirt) hight matches (about 3/4 of a head taller than me, to the top of his hat). Every god damn thing (except I say he was holding a bunch of fish on fish lines, she says they were in a bucket, but we both agree that it was in the same hand. BUT he was holding a fishing pole in his right hand (His favorite> PLEASE DON'T ASK HOW WE KNOW HOW HE FEELS!) (Actually... he was initially angry, but after he realized that we were NOT who he expected, he felt a sort of uncomfortable sensation) And he also reeked of the sea. Like the ocean sea. This is now a 9.5 on my scale. A ten will have to be somthing MAJOR! (The car behind me is STILL a 12 beacuse of how I felt. I KNOW it was me behind me (That sounds wierd, dosn't it?) Logic tells me this more than permanition. The odds of it NOT being me are WAY more than the odds of it ACTUALLY being me. I just double checked the door on my car, and it is the SAME door, SAME dent, SAME EVERY DAMN THING. The car was about 2 feet behind my bumper. Close enough to see the driver, right? Wrong. I couldn't focus on the driver. EVERYTHING was sharp besides the driver. The car, the steering wheel, the seat he was sitting on, but not the seatbelt.
(YES I AM SCARED OUT OF MY F#$%ING MIND! Wouldn't you be? But what about Lady Mystic? Oh no... she is the one trying to keep me calm. SHE is calm. I am NOT by ANY means.)

You know what? Almost every time we are... "intimate"... weird stuff happens. Leprichan on the counter (don't ask)(4.5), the fisherman (9.5), People (Human, living, biological, AND spirits) walking in just after we are done (But never DURING. Almost like they are waiting, so they won't be impolite (3.5) (Ok... it's not so wierd, just ANNOYING AS HELL!)

<<Jackal: What am I(Fire Storm) on tonight: Viagra?>>
Hmm... nope. Didn't need it. Worked fine without it. (Kids, cover your eyes and hold your nose, stand on one foot, and cluck like a chicken.)(Now, if you could do all that, you didn't cover your eyes, did you? AH HA! I caught you peeking!)

And no. This is NOT Jackal. If it says Pucktel inside, it has a true Pucktel processor. (And the only thing I am on is a chair)

Fire Storm <JeremyCBCD@aol.com>
Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 06:50:24 AM
IP: 173-217-54.ipt.aol.com

<<Will I invent or use time travel? I don't know... just too wierd.>>
Please, if you see the Gate one day, don't pick it up...
<<Jackal: What WERE you on Thursday night? (And where can I score some?)>>
Tequila, your local liqour store...
Do I feel... less than fresh: I'm feelin pretty darn fresh, thank you! That Herbal Essience(<--however you spell it), ain't no joke!
How do beaked gargoyles pucker up for a kiss: I'd imagine they wouldn't be all good at kissing, but if you seen Brooklyn's tongue, you can only guess what that thing can do. (When used properly).
Why do Gargoyle females have such thin waists: Well, because...
And shouldn't thier hips be WAY wider? (I don't care if they DO hinge....: Dear God they hinge?? No wonder...
And whats with Titana's figure: Showin off?
How do Lex-winged gargoyles have sex? (With thier wings, they couldn't fit comfortably between someone elses legs.): Where there's will there's a way, so I'm told...
What was the wierdest thing that ever happened to you: 1791 was the year it happened, or was that a movie?
How often do you feel like you are a gargoyle: Too often to be sane.
Is your mind peroccupied with gargoyles: I take that personally, bud! Oh you said gargoyles, that's much different. Yeah, you could say that.
What feature on a person do you find most attractive: Female in my case, Eyes and long, i mean long hair, above all.
What feature on a gargoyle do you find most attractive?
(Be specific. Eye color, hair color, body structure, wing size...: Wing size? I thought size didn't matter...
Favorite bagel flavor: What the Hell?
Disease you would most like to die from: Hmm, the disease called.... VENGENCE!! hahahah
Disease you would most NOT like to die from: I gonna take a wild guess and say...., that thing called the Black Plague.
Aren't Anime chic's cute: No.
Anyone else here work for Office Depot: No.
Does the blue water in toilets come from blue lake water: Some place, some where...., it does.
Are bacteria having sex in your mouth? (The story NEXT on Sick Sad World!): Hey Daria! I love Daria!
What am I(Fire Storm) on tonight: Viagra?
What are YOU on: Not a damn thing.
Are we being watched: Probably, I'm waitin to be told "Go to sleep!" by a certain someone.
Are you watching me: I started to, but I heard this beeping sound at my side, I've been walking in circles tryin to find it. Whatever it is, it won't shut up.
You're reading my mail, aren't you: No, but I do read, THE mail.
Jackal
Ga usa
Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 05:20:18 AM
IP: spider-tr042.proxy.aol.com

<------- PUCK IS FINALLY HERE!!!!!

Does furniature talk to me? Do I talk back? Yes. Furniature DOES talk to me. It is SO annoying. The toaster is telling me do do one thing, the VCR another, and right now, my chair is saying some not so nice things. But I try to ignore them. I don't talk back to them. Now the voices in my head are a different matter...
Favorite time of day: LATE night (2-5 am) (My biological clock is pretty much set to Gargoyles standard time, but I have a day job. :(
Favorite hair color: Short and dark (on a petite woman)(FYI, Lady mystic has long dark hair, and is fairly petite (a little taller than petite, but still shorter than me), but I love her anyway <G>)
Name of Computer: My computer had no name but "Computer" BUT, if I were to program a little AI helper, she would be called HAL.(But, to be quite honest, most of my sounds on my computer, ESPECIALLY AOHELL, is the HAL 9000.)
Where will I be when the world ends: two senarios: on the first colinazation ship outta of here to Tau Ceti (My home star system) or at ground zero. Embrace death if it will come anyway. don't cower. Die in style!

About Lady Mystic's physic powers: yeah, they are all too real. "Wake up! did you hear that?" or "is that shadow moving?" The scary thing is, sometimes I DO hear that AND see the shadows. Once, we were housesitting at my uncles, and we heard noises and were scared $hitless! She is DEFINATELY a magnet for wierd shit! This no where even comes CLOSE to describing what it is like with her! Some of the stuff with her is a 8 on my wierd shit meter (1-10).

Speaking of that meter, I DEFINATELY scored a 12 earlier this week! I was driving back to work from lunch, and saw the car I was in behind me. Same care. Same stickers. Same dent in the door from a slight accident. As soon as I looked at the car, it backed up, and turned into a alley. It followed the alley after I turned onto a street running paralell. I was staring at this car, trying to get a look at the driver.
Conicidence? Lets see... 2 1989 blue tempo's, luggage rack, same window stickers... dent in the same place...
Will I invent or use time travel? I don't know... just too wierd.
(Say... what was that ball of fire in the hall... BRB...<G>)
Sorry... had to throw the phoenix gate in there somewhere! But that SERIOUSLY did happen!

Welcome Ravyn. I hope you enjoy your stay.
(RUN AWAY! You still have time! Go, and never look back! You don't have to end up like us! NO! LET GO OF HER! Oh my god! it's too late! They have you in thier grasp! May the great father gargoyle have mercy on your soul!)

Jackal: What WERE you on Thursday night? (And where can I score some?)

Christine: I kinda caught the connection from Lyre Lyre, but I thought that no matter what they did, the future wouldn't change. What was done will be done and always has been done. And if the future really DOES change, does that mean that Demona and McBeth never reconsile (If angela's egg never gets smashed... you get my drift).

Got milk? Yep. Moustaches on my upper eye-lip's.
Do I feel... less than fresh? Well, now that you mention it, I haven't felt fresh for some time.
Elisa: Well, have you tried new Gargoyle Douche?
FS: Yeah. Tastes great, less filling.

Some pre-question, post-awnser querys.
In The Goliath Chronicles (Sorry to bring up that tripe) in "for it may come true" would the gargoyles actually have been awakened in New York? (Goliath was VERY important about the Grimorum, and the eggs, and such)
How do beaked gargoyles pucker up for a kiss?
What do female gargoyles do during that time of the egg cycle if they do not concieve (isn't a gargoyle egg cycle basically like it is in a human female reproductive cycle?)?
Why do Gargoyle females have such thin waists?
And shouldn't thier hips be WAY wider? (I don't care if they DO hinge, they HAVE to be bigger than they are to allow them to lay eggs!)
And whats with Titana's figure?
How do Lex-winged gargoyles have sex? (With thier wings, they couldn't fit comfortably between someone elses legs.)

Yet still more questions! (Again, part 6, contiunued, the sequel)
What was the wierdest thing that ever happened to you?
How often do you feel like you are a gargoyle?
Is your mind peroccupied with gargoyles?
Favorite Gargoyle's universe location?
What feature on a person do you find most attractive? (Body part)(Keep it FAIRLY clean)
What feature on a gargoyle do you find most attractive?
(Be specific. Eye color, hair color, body structure, wing size, wing type, horn/ridges style, etc...)
Favorite bagel flavor?
Disease you would most like to die from (Physical AND mental count (Thank god. I thought I would be left out))
Disease you would most NOT like to die from
Aren't Anime chic's cute?
Anyone else here work for Office Depot?
Does the blue water in toilets come from blue lake water?
Are bacteria having sex in your mouth? (The story NEXT on Sick Sad World!)
Do you get a charge out of static electricity?
What am I(Fire Storm) on tonight? Was it good? (And I don't even DO drugs! I am messed up as is!)
What are YOU on?
Are we being watched?
Are you watching me? Don't lie. I know it was you in the bushes last night. You in the building next door at work. I see you. Don't try to deny it. You are probally there right now...
You're reading my mail, aren't you?

We now return you to reality, already in progress. Probally.

Fire Storm <JeremyCBCD@aol.com>
State of Confusion, Somewhere under the water Country AND western!
Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 03:29:49 AM
IP: 173-217-54.ipt.aol.com

Christine> Yeah, "The Ravashing of Constance" was of the first stories I read of yours. (The first I read was "The Offering".) Oh, I finally remembered: Love your answers from the questionnaire! ;)

To all the people who said "welcome back"> Thanks a bunch! **Warm Grins** <<Lisa~ Lady Mystic: Welcome back, missed you.>> Speechless! **Gives Lisa A Hug**

Favorite comic strip (From newspaper): For Better Or For Worse, Peanuts (Snoopy), and Mickey and Friends (when it was in the newspaper). The others I like, but aren't as devoted to are: Zits, Rose Is Rose, Arlo and Janis, Luann and Sally Forth.
Favorite TV Shows: Gargoyles, StarGate: SG1, Spawn, Jim Henson's The Storyteller, The Muppet Show, Muppets Tonight, Daria, MASH, For Better or For Worse TV Specials, Jim Henson's Fraggle Rock, and Disney's New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, Gummy Bears, and Tale Spin. The others I like a lot: Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers, Goof Troop, Darkwing Duck, Duck Tales, Spiderman, Star Trek: TNG and DS9, Superman and Batman, Highlander: The Series, The Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show, Road To Avonlea, and Anne of Green Gables and Anne of Avonlea (both are mini-series). Others I haven't seen in years that used to be favorites as well but don't know if I'd like if I saw again now: The Legend of Prince Valiant, He-man, She-ra, and The Wuzzles.
Favorite Movies: The Dark Crystal (above all else), Braveheart, The Last Unicorn, Taras Bulba, StarGate, Jurassic Park, Labyrinth, Romeo and Juliet (1968) ('96 version is nice but does not count as a Shakespearian movie), Hamlet (1990), Legend, Shindler's List, many Alfred Hitchcock movies, many Jim Henson movies, The Secret of NIMH, Highlander (Regular Version and Director's Cut), Dune, The Craft, Quest For Fire, American Werewolf In Paris, The Crow, Heaven and Earth, Interview With a Vampire, ... to name a few of the ones I can recall at this moment.
Favorite Gargoyles Universe character non-gargoyle: Like I always say I like them all (gargoyle and non-gargoyle). They're all essential to the stories so I think they're all important.
Favortite ice-cream flavor: Baskin Robbins' and Strohs' Chocolate ice-cream, and Strohs' Strawberries and Cream ice-cream.
Favorite book(s): Too many. Of the ones that I can recall at the moment, here's the basic authors and/or title/series: all The Dark Crystal books, Anne Rice, Michael Crichton (Sphere and Jurassic Park), The Dragon Nimbus Series (Irene Radford), Dragon Lance novels, Terry Brooks, Leo Tolstoy, Nickolia Gogol (a Ukrainian author - best known for Taras Bulba), L.M. Montgomery, Louisa May Alcott, Emily Dickinson, For Better or For Worse and Snoopy/Peanuts comic strip collection books, Beverly Cleary and Carolyn Keene (old favorites from when I was little, plus new favorites of my sister's), Shakespreare, and mythology and historical books (if you count reference books). And Christine Morgan may become a favorite book author of mine (After I read her novel of course. I like what I read of it so far!)
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Favorite Music Group: The Moody Blues, Pink Floyd, Queen. The others I like a lot, but not as fanatical as the three above: The Rolling Stones, The Doors, Beatles, many other 1950s, '60s, and '70s artists and groups, some '80s and 90s. And others I like: Aerosmith, Savage Garden, Jewel, Sarah MacLacklan (sp?), and Paula Cole.
Favorite Song: ALL Moddy Blues songs, ALL the songs included on Pink Floyd's "Delicate Sound of Thunder", almost all the Pink Floyd songs that I have heard, a lot of Queen songs, Braveheart soundtrack, ... of what I can recall at this moment.
Favorite Season (weather): It depends on the weather and what time of the season. I like Winter when it snows a lot, yet is cheery outside not dreary. I like Autumn when the trees' leaves around here actually change color and stay on the trees for awhile, not when they just turn brown and fall to the ground. Spring is most enjoyable when the first brilliant greens and vibrant colors of nature come alive. Summer is nice when it's not overly humid and when hazardous weather around here is to a minimum. I like the time in Autumn, Winter, and Spring where there is so much holiday anticipation (which causes that warm feeling of togetherness). Summer is alway favorable because that's when I get to spend the most quality time with family and friends. Each season has its own rewards and disadvantages that make them special in their own way.
Favorite day of the week: Any day that's the least stressful. Any day that's enjoyable and keeps me and others I'm around happy. Other than those reasons: Sundays are usually family day (we usually go somewhere like Henry Ford Museum and Greenfield Village), Fridays are sort of family days (ie. we go out-to-eat and sometimes rent movies and such) and because Spawn and SG1 are on. All the days of the week can be important depending on what's happening.
Favorite Date: June 1, 1996 and at least 5 other dates
Least Favorite Date: March 23, 1994
Favorite time of day/night: Early morning before sunrise. The grey of morning light produces this tranquility that no other time can compete with. The day doesn't seem as personal as the night can be, so night is higher up there on my list. Although, night is when my psychic abilities are highest, so it depends on what happens. Most of the time I get freaked out of my skull or can't get any peace. However, I like the day, because I like social interactions. So it depends. But no matter what the grey of early morning is the most favorite time of day/night for me.
Favorite week of the month: Whatever week that poses good prosperity.
Favorite month of the year: October, April, September at least.
Least Favorite Month: March
Favorite year(s): 1933, 1943, 1946, 1970, 1977, 1978, 1981, 1996 so far
Least Favorite Years: 1994 and late 1993 (except for certain events like the birth of Gargoyles on TV)
Favorite Holiday: Christmas (I like giving gifts), Thanksgiving (USA; I like family togetherness), Halloween (I love dressing up in costumes),
Name of Computer:
Cereal you like to squish between your toes: Cheerios and milk, with some sprinkled suger over it.
Favorite second of the minute of the hour of the day of the week of the month of the year: That time where it feels like no time exists. All is nothing, nothing is everything.
When the world ends, where will YOU be? Hopefully wherever I'm happy, with loved ones, and doing what makes me the happiest.
What is the color YOU see of a dog's bark? Actually, to me this applies to a dog's emotions and how they express them through actions and speech (barks, growls, and such). In reality I really and truely see (if not with my eyes at least through some sort of feeling/sense): Shades of red when the dog is happy. Dark green, almost black, when the dog is angry. When the dog is content I see varying shades of puple/lavander, depending on how it's content and what's going on. Bright orange when the dog is affraid. And usually royal blue, or shades of blue, when a dog is in a physical activity like playing, running, and trying to get someone to take it for a walk or give it food. Greys mixed with the above colors (in distinguishable swirls of definable colors to completely blended shades and hues), depending on the emotions of the dream, are what I see when a dog sleeps.
DO you talk to furniture? Does it talk back to you? I only talk to furniture when it talks to me first. The furniture talks to me only when I talk to it first. Figure THAT out.
Do you feel... less than fresh? Every time... and when... and then there's those times when... Is that clear enough?
Got milk? NOOOOOO!!!! I HATE, repeat HATE, those ads. **The scent of a coming storm floats in the air as the atmosphere in the CR carries an electric charge. A breeze comes from nowhere and begins to swirl around the parameter of the room. Even though the breeze is gentle it is not soothing to the inhabitants of the room. For they know that the shifting air is not benign, but carrying a message of what's soon to come. The wind picks up, building in speed and fierceness, swirling around the room at dangerous speeds while the atmosphere within the circle possesses only shifting winds strong enough to move hair on head and cloth of body this way and that. The air carries a new scent and moisture droplets form out of thin air only to be carried off in the wind, creating fine mists that spray the inhabitants from all directions. Grey and black clouds have now formed above, strangely unaffected by the angry winds. The dark blankets of moisture role and rumble. A large cloud shifts its belly here then there, seeming almost to dance to some malicious melody that only it can hear. The floor of the room turns white then becomes blindingly white-bright. Heat conflicts with the coolness of the hard rain that has dominated the previous fine mist. The floor licks up in spots, forming fingers and branches, as if attempting to grab the moving winds and the restless melancholy clouds above. Fire hisses and thunder roars compete with the whipping and whooshing sounds of the winds. The white flicks of flame from the floor turn into red, green, and yellow hues of fire. A fire that engulfs the empty uninhabited space of the room. Steam forms where flame has touch moisture. Miraculously the elements have left the living unharmed. Thunder ROARS. Winds of power bring forth the scents of something magical, something unknown. The clouds shift and dance to a faster tempo. Was that a scream? There... There's another one, and another, another. Wait, those aren't screams. It's the voices of the elements. The fire recedes to a smaller height then forms into a shifting, rolling sea of purple, blue, and pink flame. The ground below the sea jumps up and roars out its name as the winds abruptly change direction. Everyone is thrown off balance by the outbust of the elements. The sea of flame that was once only flowing around the locations of people now engulfs the whole floor. This time everyone's bodies will be burned by the sea of flame for sure. People scream out of unrealized shock. Bodies hit the hard packed earth. Silence. Dazed and confused for not connecting with burning flame peolpe begin to collect themselves. There is no more wirlwind. There is no more rain. Clouds above have turned into an electric blue. The air still carries a charge and the same scent of magic and the unknown. The clouds shift once more. The electric charge has taken course. The hairs on the CR inhabitants' limbs and neck stand on end. Static zaps are heard. The scent takes on a located source in the middle of the room. The charge now seems to come from there as well. The electric blue clouds flow across the ceilling toward the mysterious new focal point. They begin to change color, from blue to varying shades of maroon and deep shades of purple, green, and blue, as they spiral down the core. The spiral cloud turns incandescent and transparent. The spiral transforms into a beautiful young woman. The brilliant, transparent, rainbow colors solidify into mortal colors. Her eyes glowing angry red. Her long brown mane floats on the air of its own accord. The woman speaks in a voice neither high or low, nor melodic or monotone, yet unmistakable female with youthfulness still ripe in the veins. "Be warned" is her cryptic and only reply. With that she bursts into billions of shards of rainbow crystals, some pleasing colors, others ominous shades. The earthen floor evaporates into the regular CR floor and the air becomes normal again. All is well again... For now.**

Lady Mystic <TJSSLSSAS@aol.com>
Dearborn, MI USA
Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 02:26:15 AM
IP: 201-225-252.ipt.aol.com

Rayvn, I was just joking about the slack-jawed redneck comment. I only made that joke cause I watch wrasslin' every week...What can I say, it's a vice!

Oh, and I'm more of a "Stone Cold" Steve Austin fan myself. ("Austin 3:16 says, 'Stone Cold just kicked your ass!'")
Sevarius Jr. <bpoole@mailexcite.com>
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 11:42:29 PM
IP: client-151-200-121-156.bellatlantic.net

<<Jackal--You saw Keith David in the "Snake Eyes" preview?>>
I thought I did..., the Boxer?
<<Jackal- Let's not forget that Sata has two kids, a clan, and a mate that probably doesn't know you're asking her to cheat on him yet and you don't want him to find out. They demand more of her time than you ever could, so don't be surprised if she has to abandon you, if she was ever yours.>>
Am I bein chewed out?.... No, no, I don't wanna cheat, I wanna umm, spend "quality" time together. Yeah. I want someone to go to the movies with me, I haven't seen the frist summer movie yet!!!!
<<Oh well, I'm sure your wife wouldn't want to know about your attraction to Sata, either, would she? Right? >>
Uhh, HEY! LET'S LOOK AT THIS NEXT POST..... and that's "wife"..
<<I think you and Lisa are just peachy keen too...And yes, I agree, as much as I like Jackal, well, as Hank Hill would say, "That boy ain't right!">>
Aww, the love..., I love every single one of you, even though I don't personally know you! Group Hug!!! Now get away. Wait....., "ain't right?"
<<I think Goliath and Elisa will not have no children together.>>
I alwayz heard double negatives cancel each other out, therefore making it positive..., Are we begining to realize why my motto is, "I'm not crazy, just mislead."
Here's a side note I thought I'd share.., Today, something happened, something horrible, do I dare speak it?????
I sat in potatos! heheheh
Jackal
Ga Usa
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 11:19:13 PM
IP: spider-wb063.proxy.aol.com

I was wondering what will ;become of the gargoyles in the future? We already know what will happen to Broadway and Angela! They will go to Avalon for a while and they will have 3 children together. Demona will have a new mate in the year 2168. will Brooklyn and Sata have another child? What will become of Griff and Brianna? Will she come and live with Griffs clan in London? And will they have children. Probably they will. Also in the future, I think Goliath and Elisa will not have no children together. Maybe some of these questions will be anwered in the Timedancer series. what do the rest of you think will happen in the future for the gargoyles.
Lawrence Stone <st1@bright.net>
Chillicothe, Ohio Ross
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 09:19:17 PM
IP: main-webcache.bright.net

Hi, everyone!
Sevarius Jr.: I'm no slack-jawed redneck just cause I watch wrestling! What were you thinking? (Shawn Michaels rules!) Sorry, just had to say that...Anyway, I always thought of Elisa as Spanish too, since her last name (Maza) is of Spanish origin. So, how is everyone else doing? Good, I hope! Well, see ya'll later...I gotta get back to my jalapeno hamburger...:)

Ravyn Maza
Arizona
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 09:04:16 PM
IP: svm-ts4-26.c2i2.com

Just gotta make some comments...

Brian--Gee, um, so Ed wasn't lying, huh?....Um, well, I, um, have no idea who could have created such a beast. And I certainly have no idea how it broke out of its cage when it was both electrified and...oh wait, dammit, I'm thinking out loud again...Um, pretend you didn't read that last part.

Ravyn Maza--Wrestling? C'mon, I thought I was the only slack-jawed redneck in here who watched that.

Doug--Thanks for the compliment, I think you and Lisa are just peachy keen too...And yes, I agree, as much as I like Jackal, well, as Hank Hill would say, "That boy ain't right!"

But Doug brought up a good point. I too think that Catherine Zeta-Jones would be a good Elisa. But that brings up a question. I know Elisa's ethnic background is both African and Native American, but I always pictured her as being Spanish...What do you guys think?
Sevarius Jr. <bpoole@mailexcite.com>
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 07:19:38 PM
IP: client-151-200-120-197.bellatlantic.net

(Doug looks up from scrubbing Nazi guts off the walls.)
Whoops, should have put the post about Catherine Zeta-Jones in the other chat room, the Station 8 Gargoyles one. I'll go do that after I finish this clean-up job.
(Doug sighs and keeps scrubbing as the TGS lawyer yells at him to get back to work.)
Doug <frostfire@mail.utexas.edu>
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 06:12:42 PM
IP: 199.174.204.207

(Doug dashes in, pursued by several crazed Nazis with machine guns. As they rush at him, he leaps over them with the aid of his new jump-boots and they rush on crashing into the fountain. Doug flips a switch on the fountain's side, turning it into an extremely hot jacuzzi on high-velocity spin cycle. Doug laughs maniacallya as the screaming Gestapos are turned into piles of flying disgusting multicolored mush.)
Jews' revenge!! Final Solution!! Muhahaha!!!
Whoah, sorry, I've been playing too much Wolfenstein recently. Haven't been able to concentrate on my work. This won't happen again.
The actress in Zorro- Catherine Zeta-Jones. And, yeah, she could do Elisa. Or slap a bunch of lavendar body-paint and some fake wings and a lot of makeup and a real nice hairdo on her and she could be Angela too. Good actress.
Amber: Don't forget to do Wolf when you draw up the pre-Ultra Pack. He's not even in the character choice listing!
Favorite comic books: Knights of the Dinner Table (hilarious!), and Lady Death (action-packed, well-drawn, good characters).
Groups that somehow got left out of our favorite musicians listing: Aerosmith, Yes, New Order, Soul Asylum, A-ha, Foriegner, Simple Minds, Tears for Fears, Celine Dion, and many more that won't come to my mind right now. Thanks for reminding me, Shadow.
Gotta shut up now, don't want the TGS lawyer to see what I've done to the room this time.
(Doug shuts off the fountain, takes out his cleaning equipment, and turns to see the TGS lawyer standing behind him looking very upset about the disgusting mess Doug has made. Doug groans a very loud "Oh, %^#*!!" as the shark grins and begins to write out a suit. Doug sighs and begins to clean the Nazis' remains up, hoping Hans Grosse doesn't walk in next and he has to make an even bigger mess.)
Doug <frostfire@mail.utexas.edu>
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 06:07:34 PM
IP: 199.174.204.207

Woo-hoo! I'm back! Yeah, seeing's how I haven't been here for the majority of the week.......didn't know this thing would get sooooooooo long............

Coyote the Bando>>In response to your poll on children for Elisa and Goliath, I gave them twins (there are a LOT of twins in my storyline anyways) named Seth and Calypso.

More polls! Yay!!
Fave comic strip: I'd have to say Garfield. Always a classic. As for fave comic _book_, I'd have to say almost anything Top Cow, Battle Chasers, and Fathom.
Fave Gargie Universe non-gargoyle char: Alexander Xanatos...am I the only one that really really liked him in Future Tense??!
Fave ice-cream flavor: Easy one......chocolate!!!!
Fave books: You want me to list them ALL?????!!!! Ok...of Dragonlance>>Dragons of Autumn Twilight, Dragons of Winter Night, Dragons of Spring Dawning, Time of the Twins, War of the Twins, Test of the Twins, The Second Generation, Dragons of Summer Flame, The Soulforge, The Dawning of a New Age, The Day of the Tempest, The Eve of the Maelstrom, The Magic of Krynn, The Kagonesti, The Irda, The Firstborn, The Kinslayer Wars, The Qualinesti, Kindred Spirits, Wanderlust, Steel and Stone, The Companions; Non-Dragonlance>>Interview with the Vampire, The Vampire Lestat, The Queen of the Damned, ummmm......ahhhh.....too many to remember................
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Green
Fave Music Group: This list is longer than my book list!!!
Fave Song: I have too many favorite songs. But some I can remember now are>>Unforgiven 2 (Metallica), Lay your hands (Thompson Twins), Take on me (A-ha), Scoundrel Days (A-ha), The swing of things (A-ha), Manhattan skyline (A-ha), Soft Rains of April (A-ha), Staring at the Sun (U2), Even better than the real thing (U2), One (U2), Mysterious ways (U2), Once bitten Twice Shy (Great White), Your Wildest Dreams (moody blues), The Voice (moody blues), Nights in White Satin (moody blues), Laid so low Tears roll down (Tears for Fears), Don't you forget about me (Simple Minds), See the Lights (simple Minds), Sanctify yourself (Simple Minds), Crazy on you (heart), Never (Heart), Alone (Heart), These Dreams (Heart), Amnesia (Chumbuwumba).......and soooo many others.................
Fave Season: Autumn.
Fave day of the week: Friday, because Stargate SG-1 is on Showtime!!! Or any time my D&D group decide to get together at the local library. Yeah!!!!
Fave time of day/night: Night.
Fave week of the month: Who has a favorite week of the month? They're all the same to me.
Fave month of the year: October, or as the elves of Krynn call it "Autumn Twilight".
Fave years: 1979, 1998. I don't remember the other significant years right now, but I definately have to exclude 1989 and 1990.
Fave Holiday: They're all great!

When the world ends, where will YOU be?: Far, far away!!
Do you feel...less than fresh?: Every moment since the day I was born. Only then was I fresh......
Got milk?: 'course! In the refridgerator. Where else?! But the important thing is "Got Pepsi?" (my motto).
Computer's name: Inappropriate because usually it's all expletives! >)

Shadow <haitori@usa.net>
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 04:29:06 PM
IP: ts2-15.cam.cyberhighway.net

New pic! ^_^ Just added Puck to the roster of cpics. :)

Hmph. Well, I _was_ gonna add the pre-ultra pack today but I ended up watching The Mirror and doodling Puck instead of watching Upgrade or Grief and doodling the pack. :P
The pre-ultra pack'll be added tonight or tomorrow tho- whenever I feel like dragging the 500 (tv/vcr) up to my room. ;)
Amber
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 04:22:29 PM
IP: ppp44.ljci.com

*Ravyn walks in, munching on a piece of cake*
Hey, all! Thanks for the leftover cake, Mandi! It sure is good! And I know what you mean about "Saving Private Ryan". I almost cried at the movies in front of my friends who think I'm this unemotional warrior. It was a darn good movie, though. Happy Birthday! (a little late, I know).
Well, see ya!
*Ravyn walks away, finishing off the slice of cake.*
Ravyn Maza
Arizona
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 02:17:22 PM
IP: svm-ts2-1.c2i2.com

(Lisa and Clan Austin glide down, the jerk who's been stealing cars from the parking lot in tow. He looks to be tied up and in a lot of physical and psychological pain.)
Mandi- Yeah, I got the stuff you sent, and it was good. Thank you. Sorry I forgot to mention it. I saw "Saving Private Ryan," I thought it was a good movie, but Doug thought it was just another war flick with more gory battle scenes and Tom Hanks. God, was he wrong. Oh well, we all have our opinions.
Ravyn- Welcome, it's great to see a new face in here!
Jackal- Let's not forget that Sata has two kids, a clan, and a mate that probably doesn't know you're asking her to cheat on him yet and you don't want him to find out. They demand more of her time than you ever could, so don't be surprised if she has to abandon you, if she was ever yours. Oh well, I'm sure your wife wouldn't want to know about your attraction to Sata, either, would she? Right?
Gotta go now. Guadalupe, Brazos, the rest of Clan Austin, and I have to take this punk to the police. I hope he goes away for a long long time.
(Lisa and the gargoyles glide away, the punk in tow resigned to his fate and resolving never to steal another car again.)
Lisa <dierdre34@yahoo.com>
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 12:50:55 PM
IP: hd21-103.hil.compuserve.com

*Mandi comes in, unusually serious, and opens the fridge to get some more of the ice cream cake.*
Excuse me, I need some sugar. Still reeling over "Saving Private Ryan." And I rarely cry at movies....
Brian--You watch SG-1 too? Was last night's ep any good? A friend of mine taped it for me, but she's not home now so I can't get it.
Jackal--You saw Keith David in the "Snake Eyes" preview? I knew he was in Armageddon, but not that.
Cassandra--Thank you! Umm, how do I open this? *touches the field and it disappears* Oh. All right. :)
Lisa--Don't tell me the stuff I ported to you didn't get there! It's probably orbiting Jupiter now....I told Lex and Sarah they shouldn't try to calibrate it wired on that much caffeine. (Then again, I did take it without asking.)
Back to "Private Ryan"--it's not for the squeamish. Don't take kids, and don't expect romanticism. It was a great movie, and I was crying my eyes out, but it was just wrenching. It's right up there with "Schindler's List."
That's all. There's still some leftover cake and ice cream in the fridge; help yourselves. *turns back to Cassandra's lovely gift box* Now let me see....how do I get this open and save the wrapping paper? Yes, I'm one of those people.
*Mandi finishes off the ice cream slice, conjures some soap and water to clean off the plate, dries the plate and the puddle on the floor, and carefully removes the purple and silver wrapping to reveal....*

Mandi Ohlin <weird_web@hotmail.com>
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 12:11:31 PM
IP: p1-17.netgsi.com

Oh, and just in case everyone was wondering who this new face is in your comment room, I'll answer some of Firestorm's questions for ya'll:
Real Name: Stacey Cole
Aliases: Ravyn Maza or just plain Ravyn
Credit Card Numbers: Ha! I wish I had a credit card and even if I did, I wouldn't put the number all over the internet!
Blood Type: A+
Mother's Maiden Name: Raphun
Brother's Maiden Name: My brother has a maiden name?
Last Movie rented from Blockbuster: Actually, not really a movie, but I rented Wrestlemania 12 just for fun.
Pets' Names: Two turtles, Speedy and Tort.
Name for my Car: Malibu (or if it's running bad, 'Stupid Piece of Junk')
Fav Pizza Topping: Jalapenos
Fav Gargoyle: I like 'em all, but I think my favorite is Goliath.
Well, that's me for ya! Bye!
Ravyn Maza
Arizona
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 11:43:08 AM
IP: svm-ts2-1.c2i2.com

Wow, Christine! I never caught the connection between Lyre, Lyre and Breeding Season the first time. When everyone on here started talking about a connection, I went back and read them again and I think I caught it! Wonderful work, as always! Oh, and hi, everyone else!
Ravyn Maza
Arizona
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 11:28:18 AM
IP: svm-ts2-1.c2i2.com

I need to clear somethings up, anyone whose following me may be slightly confused..., I've scanned it, but I just finally read my "drunken confession", 2 points I need to make, 1- I wouldn't hurt anyone to the point of death unless given just cause, unfortunatly, revenge doesn't fall under that cause. 2- I moved to Ga an entire year before what I stated. I've also realized I made a few other mistakes as far as dates go, (stated either too soon or too late), but I'm sure you people don't want an exact Bio of Jackal's happy, sordid, twisted life. Apparently, I have a slight problem with keeping up with dates. And where's Sata? Tell her I don't like bein stood up, we where suppose to see a movie!
Jackal
Ga Usa
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 11:18:39 AM
IP: spider-th044.proxy.aol.com

Sorry for the double post.
Aris Katsaris <katsaris@otenet.gr>
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 07:57:52 AM
IP: athe530-b061.otenet.gr

Christine: I also understood the connection... I never expected it when I read 'Lyre, Lyre'. Very nice story. Bravo. I suppose that this means the future in 'Future Imperfect' will hopefully not come to pass, right?

Aris Katsaris <katsaris@otenet.gr>
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 07:57:13 AM
IP: athe530-b061.otenet.gr

Christine, I also understood the connection... I never expected it when I read 'Lyre, Lyre'. Very nice story. Bravo. I suppose that this means the future in 'Future Imperfect' will hopefully not come to pass, right?

Anonymous
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 07:56:50 AM
IP: athe530-b061.otenet.gr

72 days until the Rising.
Todd Jensen <merlyn@ninenet.com>
St. Louis, MO
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 07:41:36 AM
IP: pn9-ppp-201.primary.net

<<If gargoyles turn completely stone during the day (remember the Massacre), how could they, well produce anything to make a wet dream possible?>>
Not to be perverted, understand that, I was under the impression it's a simple biological function anyway, that's why I asked. If gargoyles can dream, then of course that type of dream will occur. The best thing I thought of is this..., in response to you, Cassandra... I'd guess the same way solid stone can dream. The logical illogical, ya know?
<<Well it felt good to get some of that suff off my chest , never thought this page could be so theraputic>>
*Jackal blushes slightly* Yes. It can be.
Heh, ok, yall... Yall? Wonder when I picked that up? Ummm, All of you remember, (that read my register thingy), that web page I was talkin about? I got like a little introduction up, nothing major..., If you wanna waste some time, I have the link below, hope that works. Man, I wanna talk! I have the urge to talk, just like I wanted to see a movie too, but noooo. Anyway, I see another survey thing is goin on, I'll get around to it...
Jackal <yes>
Ga Usa
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 01:30:35 AM
IP: spider-th083.proxy.aol.com

(Doug walks in with a LOT of pizza and calls out to see if anyone ordered some. Broadway walks over and relieves him of it. Doug shakes his head as Broadway pays him and walks away.)
Wonder if he's gonna eat all that himself or if it's for the clan. Hope it's the latter.
Well everyone, I'm glad to be back on Earth! Mars was so BORING! Thank God Mr. Clarke accepted my excuse once we had Mowie walk in and order a lot of food before he took off for his home world. I'm still working at Jack in the Box! (never went to Mars IRL, so I was working there the whole time, but...)
Favorite Alien Species: Predator.
Last Halloween Costume: Cryptkeeper (Lisa already told you this, but I'll say it again!).
Favorite Fellow Poster: Draw between Sevarius Jr., who is very funny, and Jackal, who is really messed up but always seems to have something interesting to say.
Favorite RPG monster: The most dangerous, interesting, and unpredictable monster in any GM's arsenal- The Player-Character. Second is the sahaguin, those gruesome little Nazi fish-people.
Favorite Gargoyles episodes- Hunter's Moon, Part 3, all 5 Awakenings eps, Kingdom, and Deadly Force.
Lisa- I know I've said this already, but thanks for coming after me and getting me back to Earth. I owe you big. If I ever see an alien or visit a planet other than Earth again, it'll be too soon. Later all!
(Doug turns and walks out, to find his pizza-delivery vehicle has been stolen. He growls an obscenity as he hails a cab, remembering that there are a lot of things about Earth that he hates.)
Doug <frostfire@mail.utexas.edu>
Austin, TX USA
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 01:10:11 AM
IP: hd58-099.hil.compuserve.com

*pokes head in*

Ooh, I know the connection between 'Lyre Lyre' and 'Breeding Season!' *koff* Choked on my coke (pop :P), too cuz of a shriek provoked by a certain phrase connecting the two stories. Not telling which one tho... >;)

*ducks rotten vegetables thrown her way and goes off to work on comment room pics* ;)
Amber
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 01:04:19 AM
IP: ppp44.ljci.com

Hey all
Christine> What was the connection between Lyre Lyre and Breeding Season .
Sevarius Jr > Mr Ed said he did'nt do it , I gave him atruth serum after and he said the same . Care to explain ?

Ten shows I want back on the air : Transformers , Gargoyles , Quantum leap , Silver Hawks , Galaxy rangers , Seaquest DSV (if they made Roy Schneider captain again) , Star Trek Generations , In living colour , Kids in the Hall , Beast Wars .
Ten things I hate : Pollutants , Skettels , People who act like their bad when there not , Car alarms , oldest brother , car horns , truck horns , loud music , nagging , exams . Make that many things I hate .
Things I love : Rivers , Lakes , animals , friends , family , movies , games , series , comedies , good music .
People on this page I like : All (hate playing favourites) , so if anyone needs some hired muscle , just call , I'll give a discount price .
Top 5 animated women (Garg.) : Elisa , Angela , princess Catharine , fox .
Top 5 animated women (misc.) : Mulan , Esmerelda (hunch back of Notre Dame) , Sulia (fatal fury) , Lydis (robotech) , Lisa Hayes (robotech) .
Favourite Movies : Deep rising , Little shop of horrors , All Disney movies save Pocahontas . Independence day ,
Favourite current Tv shows : Sliders , Xena , Stargate SG1 , Simpsons , The world's funniest , Going wil with Jeff Corwin , Muppets tonight , Mad TV .
Favourite food " Lasagna
Favourite pat time activity : Wrestling and beatin father in preparation of beating oldest brother to bloody paste .

Well it felt good to get some of that suff off my chest , never thought this page could be so theraputic .
Brian <aliscke@jamweb.net>
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 12:45:43 AM
IP: 208.11.41.214

Jackal> Scary enough, but I have actually given thought to your gargoyle's wet dream question. If gargoyles turn completely stone during the day (remember the Massacre), how could they, well produce anything to make a wet dream possible? Oh well.
Cassandra <nscoa3099@alpha.nsula.edu>
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 12:38:52 AM
IP: pm1-7.net-2000.net

Whoa, hey, who'da thunk it! I wanna see a movie, but I can't get no one to go with me, Where's Sata?....
Jackal
Ga Usa
Friday, July 24, 1998 at 08:04:32 PM
IP: spider-wc072.proxy.aol.com

**Coyote enters the room, saluting Ravyn and smiling.**

Hey there, Ravyn! Nice to see a friendly face around here ... thanks for the compliment!

Adding to my list of attributes:

Favorite fanfic characters:
Gargoyle: Avery (I always seem to think of her as a tragic character, and I am *such* a sucker for those!)
Human: Tina Harris
Computer's Name: Piece-Of-Crap (because it *is!* It's a 386, if that tells ya anything!)
Ten random things I can't stand: Stupid drivers, telephone operators who don't know what "I'M NOT INTERESTED, DAMMIT!" means, phone numbers that come up "anonymous" on caller ID, this stupid computer, car breakdowns (my car's still sick), aching muscles, atomic leg cramps at 2 AM, Barney, Martha Stewart, Bill Gates.
Ten random things I like: My job, my car (when it's running), The Slayers (Japanese; FUN!), Gargoyles (natch), writing, art, good music (something with muscle behind it!), sleep, my dogs, and my cats.
Favorite food: if it's edible, I'll eat it.
Hobbies: Web coding, writing (hope to make a career of it someday), artwork, using my overactive imagination ...
Top 5 Animated Women (Gargoyles): Elisa Maza, Angela, Fox, Maria Chavez, Diane Maza (I'm not much for looks: I'm looking at character)
Top 5 Animated Women (Other): Lina Inverse (The Slayers), Topaz (UltraForce), L (Men In Black), Taarna (Heavy Metal, yes I have seen that movie!), Major Motoko (Ghost in the Shell)
Top 4 Fanfic Women: Tina Harris, Avery Bishop (Christi Smith Hayden), Ariana MacDuff (Amy K. Cyrway), Aiden Ferguson (Christine Morgan)
Halloween Costume last year: Threw together some theater makeup and ratty clothes and dressed up as a corpse. Big fun.
Favorite alien: The worm guys from MIB
Favorite movies: Titanic, Men In Black, Heavy Metal, THX 1138, Star Wars (whole trilogy), Major League (addicted to that one, I think ...), Indiana Jones (whole trilogy, especially "The Last Crusade"), Star Trek (all eight, especially IV and "First Contact")
Top 10 current TV shows: Xena: Warrior Princess, Ally McBeal, Celebrity Deathmatch, South Park, Night Man, Sliders, King of the Hill, The Simpsons, The Nanny, The X-Files
Top 5 shows that didn't get a decent chance: Space Rangers, Quantum Leap, seaQuest, Brooklyn South, Gargoyles

That's all for now, at least from me. I'm interested to see the responses to the "Top 5 shows that didn't get a chance" category!

**Coyote turns to leave, trips over the coffee table in the middle of the room, and flies through the door. He is last heard landing against a stone gargoyle.**

owww ....
Coyote the Bando <1134@i-is.com>
Algonac, Michigan
Friday, July 24, 1998 at 07:42:08 PM
IP: modem122.net-ex.com

Cassandra > glad you were able to find Breeding Season! I haven't added it to the gargoyles-fans archive yet; I usually have a delay of about a week and a half to see what my counter looks like after I post a new story (and the results are usually most flattering and gratifying, thank you all very much!).

Speaking of Breeding Season > I'm a tad surprised that nobody's mentioned the connection to my earlier story, Lyre Lyre ; )

Book news > the galley proofs have been checked and mailed back, and I have once again been reminded how much my skills have improved since I wrote it, thanks to all this fanfic. So, now I'm back to waiting and hoping and generally being a nervous wreck (Reason #1 why I'm taking time off from fanfic; I can't concentrate!)

Christine <vecna@eskimo.com>
Friday, July 24, 1998 at 02:14:53 PM
IP: vecna.ndip.eskimo.net

Thanks, Answer Man, Starsinger, and Mandi, for the address to "Breeding Season". I promise to read it (and the rest of the fanfics I've been telling myself to read) as soon as I have a chance.
Cassandra <nscoa3099@alpha.nsula.edu>
Friday, July 24, 1998 at 10:49:50 AM
IP: 192.102.223.229

73 days until the Rising.
Todd Jensen <merlyn@ninenet.com>
St. Louis, MO
Friday, July 24, 1998 at 07:42:11 AM
IP: pn9-ppp-212.primary.net

one more, one more thing..., Future Tense..., is curtiosty <--I know I didn't spell that right, Firestorm, he hooked me up with a CD rom version of the episode, it's smooth as hell, check his ass out!! I'm going to bed, Goodnight!
Jackal
Friday, July 24, 1998 at 01:19:18 AM
IP: spider-tr022.proxy.aol.com

one more thing..., is it just my imagionation or is Keith David in that movie...., what's it called... Snake eyes?? With nichols cage?? what's the name of that movie?
Jackal
Friday, July 24, 1998 at 01:15:30 AM
IP: spider-tr034.proxy.aol.com

Me and my sister just got finished watching "Future Tense". (again), she couldn;t help but laugh at Broadway, she asked me, how's he fylin with no eyes? hehehhehe, We were talkin oveer the part when Lex explains it..., heh, we walk up, i mean woke up, my dearest sweety, laughin, it's a funny episode.. if you think about it..., or get so drunk you don't know up from down.., in any case, i really wannna know what , yopu pieple think about my deama queston.., look I can't spell, Imean my dream question...., ya know about the "wet" dreams....
Jackal <overthtereerrrree>
ga usa
Friday, July 24, 1998 at 01:12:28 AM
IP: spider-tr034.proxy.aol.com

Hi! I'm new to this comment room. I just want to say how great the Gargoyles Saga is! Also, Christine Morgan, excellent job on the Gargoyles fanfics. I really liked 'Breeding Season'. And Coyote Bando, as always, I love the Gargoyles: Clan Manhattan series and I can't wait for When Clans Collide! May Gargoyles live on forever in our hearts!
Ravyn Maza

Ravyn
Sierra Vista , Arizona USA
Friday, July 24, 1998 at 12:07:31 AM
IP: svm-ts2-5.c2i2.com

(Lisa's spaceship appears, touching down in Mars' planet space.)
Scan the planet for Doug, Mowie! We have to find him!! (The hairy alien complies with a Hrrrrrn).
Todd: That makes perfect sense. Sorry I got so ticked off about it. It's just that there are times when you really a certain pic next to your post and when it hasn't been posted yet...Ugh!
Favorite fanfic characters: Gargoyle- Elektra. (Christine Morgan) Human- Brendan (the new version, also from Christine Morgan). Fay- Lapin (TGS, he's a cute bunny in any form, including the one with big sharp teeth I'm sure he turns into for fighting Unseelie).
Computer's Name: Mr. C. (no, it doesn't stand for Carter, it stands for Compaq.)
Favorite been-and-gone comic strips: Calvin and Hobbes, and The Far Side. They were so funny.
Ten Random Things I Can't Stand: Depressing music, the lottery (they make you think you're gonna win, you buy a ticket, you hope, you pray, and then when the moment comes all you feel is a sudden urge to grab an AK-47 and go postal at the Lottery Offices), Computers that have virus or bug problems when they're not supposed to (practically every time they have them, they're not supposed to), Golf (no, I am not good at it and neither is Doug despite what he tells everyone), beauty pageants (don't those women have anything better to do than stand around looking good and anything better to spend their cash on than SO much makeup), anything that threatens our Constitutional and Inalienable Rights, cliffhangers on TV shows (God, I hate having to wait to see what happens next), Power Rangers or any of its clones, psychic scam artists, and anyone who claims their opinion is the only valid one in the world (my Mafia pal Gino can't stand those people either. To them he always says, "Shut up or Ise a gonna hafta have the boys breaka your head." Nobody messes with the Family).
Ten Random Things I Like: Good movies, good music, good books, just about anything to do with Star Wars, talking with people about their inner mind problems and helping them find solutions, riding around on the Road Moccassin, water fights (especially when I surprise my opponents with blasts of steaming hot or ice cold water), playing GURPS or AD&D, walking around Austin late at night when it's cool and dark, shoot-em-up/beat-em-up/hack-em-up video arcade games (Pity those are much rarer now than they used to be).
Favorite Food: Fried Grasshopper (let's just say I like to talk to it before I eat it, going "Jump out of my hand before I eat you, Grasshopper. Ulp, too late."). And Fish Sticks are good, too, with French Fries and ketchup.
Hobbies: Cycling, reading, psychology, martial arts, surfing the Internet; playing RPGs on computers, home consoles, and around tables with my friends.
Five Celebrities I Think are Really Really Attractive: Harrison Ford, Nicholas Brendon, Antonio Banderas, Alec Baldwin, and Jonathan Frakes.
Top Five Animated Hunks I like(Gargoyles): Xanatos, Macbeth, Brooklyn, Broadway, Goliath.
Top Five Animated Hunks I like (Other): Man-at-Arms (from He-Man), Dmitri (Anastasia), Locke Cole (Final Fantasy 3, an animated video game), David Carter (Invasion America), Wile E. Coyote (pity only!!).
Top Five Hunks I like (fanfic): TJ Lawton, Brendan Vandermere, Jericho (Christine), Richard Harrisson, and Loki (TGS).
Here's some new ones:
Costume I wore Last Halloween: Queen Titania (Doug was the Cryptkeeper, and we made an awful couple. This year, we plan on wearing ones that will go better together like Man-at-Arms and the Sorceress (just to see if we're the only ones who remember He-Man).
Favorite Alien Species: Wookie.
Favorite Movies: Titanic, Mask of Zorro, Lethal Weapon 3, Long Kiss Goodnight, Forrest Gump, Return of the Jedi, Scent of a Woman, Basic Instinct, Die Hard, Independence Day, The Terminator, and many more I don't have space for here.
Top Ten Favorite Shows Currently on Television: Ally McBeal, Beyond Belief, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, X-Files, Jay Leno, Larry King, Invasion America (when it comes back!), Damon, 90210, Simpsons.
Top Ten Favorite TV Shows That Are Gone And I Miss Terribly: Gargoyles (of course!), Roar (I can still hear the show's namesake), Knight Rider, Dallas, He-Man (I know that show's way old, but its plots and characters were great, and I couldn't have survived childhood without getting to watch it), Deadly Games, Married with Children, Beavis and Butthead (uh, I like really liked that show's main characters or something, they made me laugh my ass off. Heh heh, I said ass (slaps herself out of Butt-head mode and rolls her eyes angrily)), Seinfeld, and LA Law.
Top Ten Favorite Video Games: Final Fantasy 7, Final Fantasy 3, Breath of Fire, Duke Nukem 3D, Wolfenstein 3D, Metal Slug, Ninja Turtles Arcade, Time Crisis, Time Crisis 2, Virtua Cop 2.
Favorite RPG monster- Kobolds. They are generally easy-to-kill chickens who are too often underappreciated. They are also small, crunchy, and go well with ketchup. (The verdict after our party of PCs ran out of food in the middle of an AD&D dungeon and was forced to eat some. They also taste like chicken.)
Top Five Favorite RPG dungeons: Dragon Mountain, Tomb of Horrors, Castle Darkhold (AD&D products), the body of the dead God Myrkul on the Astral Plane, and the Castle of Shadows complex (original dungeons created by Keith Wang-Matthews, our group's GM.)
Favorite fellow poster in this comment room: Sevarius Jr. He always has a good laugh for me. And he's also got problems I can easily understand.
What about for everyone else? Please respond, I'd love to know and am sure others would also!
(Mowie roars, directing Lisa to the scanner. "You found him? Great!! Get us over there!" They jet off as the hologram fades.)
Lisa <dierdre34@yahoo.com>
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 11:36:48 PM
IP: dd51-110.dub.compuserve.com

<<..Lay off the sauce for awhile. No matter what they tell you, Mr. Beam and Mr. Daniels are NOT your friends.>>
I've never known Mr. Daniels, now Mr. Cuervo, HEY!!!!
Let me be serious for a minute. Keep these two things in mind though..., 1-Don't forget about my dream question.. 2-I'm slightly "sauced" even now...
All right, I get striaght f***ed up, no lie. I had my frist beer when I was 19, I hated it. I was 19 now, there's mother.., people out drinkin, and they're 13,14,15 years old. Liquor became my thing, I've only drank one time in front of child. One time! That was when I was 19, thinkin I was big a bad, knowin I wasn't s**t. The bitch that mothered my frist child, tryed to f*** me up. In doin so, the state of TX is takin care of that ass, and I have custody of the boy.., I moved here to GA in August '97, i think it was. (I was born here in GA), I had one hell of a trust complex when I got here, I guess I still do, the only one that melted thur all that ice, is this sexy young thing sleepin behind me! Just like Jerry Maguire in reverse! That frist "woman", I don't even wanna think about it, because of her, I'll probably drop dead before 25, from a heart problem she caused! F*** that hoe! If my son wasn't goin thur all this crap with his mom, I'd kill her, I don't know how, but I would, f*** that I'd takin her with me! I'm not mad or nothing, don't get me wrong, everything happens for a reason, I'm just dissappointed, that's all. I wanna see my son grow up and say, "hey i wrecked your car." or see my daughter go out with a dude that has hot pink hair, ya know? Simple things. I want someone to be hurt like I'm hurt, to have children and not be able to see them grow up, my "wife" knows all this, but i don't think the reality has set in... yet. It's f***ed up to be 21 and have to leave a will. BUT enuf of that s**t! Funny what you'll say when drunk, huh? I'm not tryin to..., I can't even spell the word..., nevermind! So now you know the origin of Jackal's..., jackal's..hmmm, Stephen's lust for revenge, it's a futile hope! Did I just face my problems?? NAHHHHHH Demona this drinks for you! heheheheheee So, now to important things.. Really, what of this "freaky sneaky" dream thing?
Jackal <Jackal1127@hotmail.com>
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 10:52:27 PM
IP: spider-tr074.proxy.aol.com

Cassandra, you can find that particular story at http://www.eskimo.com/~vecna/breed01.html

And you're welcome!
Answer Man
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 09:22:14 PM
IP: client-151-200-126-35.bellatlantic.net

*Cassandra walks into the room not chased by any soldiers this time. Instead, a comment room official steps in front of her. "You are not allowed to bring personal fights into this room. And even if you do, you're to clean up the mess you make before leaving and pay for damages."
Cassandra glares at him. "What damages?"
"The hole in the wall," he points behind her.
"What hole in the wall?" she asks innocently.
The official looks again. The hole that the ice spear had left was gone, having never been. "That changes nothing. There was a hole in the wall for four hours. Either you pay restoration fee for those four hours or I find the lawyer."
Cassandra yawned and zapped him with a green bolt from her hand. The official vanished and was replaced with a frog. She smiled, "Basic Transformation 101. Doesn't even need an incantation." And turns to the room.*

Sorry again, but he was annoying me. And I've got witnesses. Now for my more pressing business. This is going to sound really horrible, but I can't find the "Breeding Season" story that everyone's talking about. I'm looking in the Gargoyles Fan website. Maybe I'm just blind, but could someone please tell me where it is?

*Glances down at her wristwatch. "Gee, I got go." She turns and starts walking toward the door. The frog/official croaks worriedly and hops after her. Cassandra snaps her talons and he reverts back to a human--kneeling on his hands and knees.*
Cassandra <nscoa3099@alpha.nsula.edu>
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 05:29:15 PM
IP: 204.196.35.50

Ay que mala suerte! More lists!

Okay, here goes...
Favorite comic Strip: Liberty Meadows. Don't know if anyone has heard of or seen this strip, but I think it's the next best thing to the dear departed Calvin and Hobbes.
Favorite Non-Gargoyle character: My pop, Sevarius Sr., even though he can tick me off sometimes.
Favorite ice cream: Ben & Jerry's Peanut Butter Cup Ice Cream. Mmmm....ice cream.
Favorite books: Hmm...far to many to list. Most anything by Harlan Ellison, Clive Barker, and Neil Gaiman.
Hair color: Dark Brown
Eye color: Olive green
Fave Music: I have a lotta eclectic tastes, but I like most anything hard or metal. Industrial's good too. Stuff like Metallica, Smashing Pumpkins, White Zombie, Stabbing Westward, Gravity Kills, etc.
Fave song: Most probably what's the current MTV buzz clip. Right now, probably "Fuel" by Metallica.
Fave Season: Autumn
Fave day: Saturday. I get to lay in bed all morning and watch cartoons!
Fave time: 2:00 a.m.
Fave week: Christmas week
Fave Month: November
Fave Year: 1969. Summer of Love!
Fave Holiday: Halloween
Cereal I like to squish b/w my toes: Kellogg's frosted flakes, they're grrrrrrreat!
Where I will be when the world ends: Graceland. I've had this...vision...but is it a dream, or a prophecy? I MUST KNOW!
Color of A Dog's Bark: Oddly enough, fuchsia.
Do you talk to your furniture?: Does the television count? Sometimes I pray to it. And give the occasional sacrifice.
Do I feel...less than fresh?: That's none of your damn business and please keep out of my personal affairs.
Got milk?: NO! What do you think I am, a pervert?
Name of Computer: Hal. ("I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.")

And to make some more comments...
Brian--Hmm, a mutant dog with multiple appendages that bleeds acid? Nope, not my work. Try Ed, the creepy guy who lives in the basement of the science building.
Doug--I agree, Calista Flockhart is great looking. I don't really watch her show, cause hey, if I did, then I'd be missing Monday Night Wrasslin'!

And finally, to Jackal...Um...I have no idea if your theory..if your theory would work...but I sure don't want to find out. My advice? Lay off the sauce for awhile. No matter what they tell you, Mr. Beam and Mr. Daniels are NOT your friends.
Sevarius Jr. <bpoole@mailexcite.com>
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 04:24:12 PM
IP: client-151-200-126-67.bellatlantic.net

<<I very much suspect that if Goliath had given the Phoenix Gate to Puck in the dream, he'd have woken up to find it actually gone from his pouch when he woke up. There are a lot of legends about dreams that portray that sort of thing happening.>>
Hmmm, that kinda makes sense...., in any case you gave me an idea.
<<Jackal, Jackal, jackal... You can't read JUST breeding Season! You have to read ALL of her stories!>>
I've already started to, hehehehhehehee

Favorite comic strip (From newspaper): I'd have to say.., "Mutts"
Favorite Gargoyles Universe character non-gargoyle: Hmm, that's a hard one, Jackal?
Favorite book(s): Do you really wanna know?
Hair Color: dark brown, brown, depends on the lighting
Eye Color: "You're so full if s**t, your eyes are brown!"
Favorite Music Group: I'm gonna say Marilyn Manson, but we'll see when the new album comes out.
Favorite Song: No particular favorite
Favorite Season (weather): Fall
Favorite day of the week: Thursday!
Favorite time of day/night: Between 11pm and 1am
Favorite week of the month: They're all about the same
Favorite month of the year: October- as you'll soon find out.
Favorite year(s): hahahahaha, the year I get complete and total revenge and not have to suffer the repercusions.
Favorite Holiday: Ummm, I know it's not a hoilday but, Halloween.

Ya know, I was thinkin..., Well frist let me say this- excuse the "nature" of this question, I know it may seem either too "mature" or a little too "immature"..... OK, you ready???
It's said gargoyles dream..., how many see where this is going?
All right, now, say I'm a male gargoyle, and I'm like, "Hey the sun's comin up." and I strike a pose. So here i am asleep, and start havin a "freaky sneaky" dream. Now, I'd be rock hard anyway, so that part wouldn't matter, what my question is..., in the dream when I uhh...., damn..., what's the proper word? That's bad, I forgot the proper word..., anywayz, when it's "spewing time"..., heh heh, would I do "that" in the waking world as well? Cause ya know, being stone and all..., is there like a little hole or something..., MY GOD, hehehehe, but no really, If so, wouldn't that be embrassing to a gargoyle, here you are stiking a pose, lookin all mean, and some s**t starts runnin down your leg, and some humans come walking by, they're like, "Damn, what hell is he dreamin about?" Forgive me if I'm outta line here, please I'm sorry, it's just morbid curiousity, I guess...
OH! Something I forgot to mention when I registered..., Yall are really gonna think I need help..., this past April, I uhh..., I kinda...., "engraved" my nickname in my left forearm...., gang graffti style.., Hey, it's the best lookin scar on my body! That damn Jose Cuervo boy, I tell you what....,
sick sad Jackal
Ga Usa
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 03:27:48 PM
IP: spider-tr013.proxy.aol.com

Lady Mystic > wow, someone actually read that Constance story? ; ) Written long before I met our own Constance, btw! I have vague plans to eventually turn it into just the sort of bodice-ripper everyone expects of me, but first I want to get a bit more established as a novelist. Hope you like the fanfic too!

Christine <vecna@eskimo.com>
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 02:50:48 PM
IP: vecna.ndip.eskimo.net

(Doug appears, still walking across the Martian landscape. With him are a young wild-haired boy and a walking, talking, smiling stuffed tiger whose space-traveling wagon broke down.)
Hi folks! Ran into some new friends here on Mars (actually they were old friends, but they'd long vanished from the newspaper). Hope that rescue ship arrives soon (counting on you, Lisa!).
Brian: Right, we will be sure to have children close together. I've had enough trouble with a brother who was 4 years older than me and a sister 3 years younger. Hate for my kid to deal with someone as far ahead of them as your brother was.
End of the World: Previous message- I was assuming I knew the world was gonna end, if I didn't know about it, God only knows where I'd be. And sorry about the political statement in there, I was so tired last night I forgot about my promise. Just for the record, there are many politicians, cardinals, and others (inlcuding our district's Lloyd Doggett) that I would miss on purpose or make sure the pie tasted good for. Others would get pies that tasted terrible with really hard candies studded all over them thrown in their faces (like Starr, Gin-Grinch, and Robertson).
Favorite fanfic characters: Gargoyle- Aiden. Human- TJ Lawton. (I like Christine's work) Fay- Madoc (excellent bad guy, that Madoc).
Computer's Name: doesn't have or deserve one, it's such a stupid machine (hey, I take it back, don't crash on me!!).
Favorite been-and-gone comic strips: Calvin and Hobbes, and The Far Side. I miss those two so much.
How about (Sorry for canibalizing from your page, Christine!):
Ten Random Things I Can't Stand: Rap Music, Tournament Style Video Games (I miss the Final Fight advance and beat-them-up genre), Anything Related to Cars, Drag Rats (the punk panhandlers that hang out all over Guadalupe near the Campus, they're all such smelly and weird-looking and all the ones I've met are jerks, too), the Christian Right (which is neither), anything that threatens our First Amendment Rights, my favorite shows getting cancelled, talk shows, the high price of clothes, and whiners.
Ten Random Things I Like: Dancing, hot showers, reading, cats, dogs, interesting e-mails, snow, heckling speechmakers I don't agree with or dislike, soda, and sno-cones.
Favorite Food: Fish sticks, french fries, and Fried Butterfly Shrimp, sprinkled with secret seasoning from a resturant named Red Robin.
Hobbies: Surfing the Internet, reading, writing, collecting AD&D materials and 80s music, Duke Nukem 3D (and Forever when it comes out).
Five Celebrities I Think are Really Really Attractive: Calista Flockhart, Renee O'Connor, Alyson Hannigan, Kate Winslet, Claire Danes.
Top Five Animated Chicks I like(Gargoyles): Fox, Elisa, Angie (must stop calling her that, her name is Angela!), Titania, Demona.
Top Five Animated Chicks I like (Other): Teela (from He-Man), Lady Jaye (from GI Joe), Sergeant Romar from Invasion America, Mulan, Felicia Hardy (from Spiderman).
Top Five Chicks I like (fanfic): Elektra, Aiden (Christine), Sata (TGS) Avery (Christi), and Rosanna/Rose Maza (Coyote).
There, now you know more about me. Happy?
(Doug, Calvin, and Hobbes trek on across Mars, watching the skies as the image fades away.)
Doug <frostfire@mail.utexas.edu>
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 02:25:02 PM
IP: hd7-233.hil.compuserve.com

What the heck, it's time I did something silly....

Real name - Batya D. Levin
Alias's - "The Toon"
address - "Well, if that's what you call a-dressing. It isn't my notion of the thing, at all."
E-Mail adress - batyatoon@hotmail.com
Telephone number - 1-800-THE-TOON (well, no, not really).
Work number - classified
Work address - ditto
Social Security number - Shhhh. They haven't found me yet.
Credit Card number's in numerical order - Don't have any. Thhthpt.
A scanned picture - I know there's one somewhere....
Blood type - Q
Mothers maiden name - My mother's not a maiden.
Brothers maiden name - Uh, he never -was- a maiden....
Last movie you rented from Blockbuster - "The Dark Crystal", oddly enough.
Name of your pet - Currently pet-less
Name of your car - Daydream (currently car-less, too)
Name of your gun - Permanently gun-less. Ask me the name of my sword someday. :)
DNA sample - Beatrice Watts. Wait for it.
Flavor pie you would most like to have thrown at you - Chocolate cream, or variants thereof. Just make sure it's kosher.
favorite pizza toppings - tomatoes (fresh or sun-dried), roasted garlic, fresh mushrooms, green olives.
Favorite gargoyle - I love 'em all. Favorite "Gargoyles" _character_, though, is probably Xanatos.
Favorite holiday - Passover

Not going to list all the rest of the favorites. But when the world ends, I honestly don't know where I'll be, but I'm hoping long since dead of improbably old age.
And yes, I've got milk.
Batya "The Toon" Levin <batyatoon@hotmail.com>
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 01:57:05 PM
IP: 15.new-york-38-39rs.ny.dial-access.att.net

*Cassandra runs into the comment room chased by five soldier rejects from a Xena episode. She reaches the fountain, dunks her hand into the water, and pulls out a spear made of ice. She pivots and hurls it at the soldiers. And since they were stupid enough to be running in a row, one behind the other, she impales them all. The spear imbeds itself in the wall behind them with the soldiers still attached.*

Sorry guys, a little unfinished business. I didn't bring them here on purpose, but they won't be able to tell anyone about it now. *Laughs, then looks around sheepishly.* Sorry.

Oh by the way, *Pulls a large box wrapped in purple and silver paper and topped with a big silver bow out from under her wing.* Happy Birthday, Mandi. Hope this present makes up for me being a little late.

Now to answer the new questions:

Favorite comic strip (From newspaper): Dilbert. Calvin and Hobbes, Sally Forth, For Better or Worse, Dick Tracy (only my newspaper got rid of that one) and Prince Valiant (great artwork and King Authur, what more could you want?)
Favorite Gargoyles Universe character non-gargoyle: Human: Matt (just something about FBI guys with conspiracy theories), Macbeth, Xanatos, Eliza, and Fox.
Fay: Puck and Coyote
New Olympian: Proteos (who didn't like this guy?) and Taurus (it's Michael Dorn's voice, okay? I like Coldstone too)
Favorite fanfic non-garg character: Haven't read enough to judge. Planning on it though.
Favortite ice-cream flavor: Mint Chocolate (did I spell that right?) Chip
Favorite book(s): Everything on my bookshelves. I have three bookshelves currently, one floor to ceiling, the other two waist high. Then I have another hundred books still in storage at my parents' house. I like all genres and the only book I will sneer at is Harlequin Romances (sneer, sneer, sneer) But I will acknowledge that lots of people read them which is better for them than just staring at the TV. (That's not being self-righteous, I put in a lot of time doing both and computer stuff on top of that.)
Hair Color: Black. (Kindra's is blonde)
Eye Color: Gargoyle color, except when I'm mad. Then they're red. (Kindra has blue eyes)
Favorite Music Groups/Artists: Right now anything but gangsta rap and the Back Street Boys. (If the radio plays THAT song one more time, it's going to conviently disappear from every radio station in America.)
Favorite Song: My favorite song is anything that inspires my fiction. I try to find a theme song for my characters or their situations that helps illustrates them better. I haven't found one for Cassandra yet. But Kurgen, my computer, theme song is "Give Me the Prize" by Queen.
Favorite Season (weather): Summer when I'm in the moutains of Tennessee. Summer in Louisiana is hot and humid. Except in the year of el nino, when it's hot, humid, and drought.
Favorite day of the week: Saturday because the radio station does an eighties retro for a couple of hours late at night.
Favorite time of day/night: Sunset.
Favorite week of the month: Getting pretty specific, aren't we?
Favorite month of the year: February, because of my birthday
Favorite year(s): 1977, 1995, 1999 (graduation year, hopefully)
Favorite Holiday: Halloween and Christmas. Both combined together really well in "Nightmare Before Christmas"
Where will I be when the world ends: On Avalon, because it's eternal, baby.
Got milk? No, I need to go grocery shopping.

So I'll add another question.

Name of computer: Mine's Kurgen. Yes, he is named after the wonderful villian played by Clancy Brown. The details are rather painfully.

*Cassandra sets the present to Mandi on a table, and waves her hands over it. A glowing green shield surrounds it with a neon letters proclaiming "To Mandi". She waves bye, climbs to the top of the fountain, and glides out of the comment room. The comment room janitors, carrying heavy duty cleaners, approach the shi-kabobed soldiers. Suddenly the soldiers dematerialize into smoke and the ice spear melts. The janitors shake their heads, set aside the heavy-duty cleaners, and get their mops.*
Cassandra <nscoa3099@alpha.nsula.edu>
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 12:57:28 PM
IP: 198.79.157.69

(door to the comment room bursts open and Brian runs in followed by a large rabid mutant dog with a foot long snout , 5 inch fangs , 6 legs and a severed tail bleeding acid , runs around the room twice nocking over furniture a creating a mess . Runs out the door with the dog in hot pursuit , runs back in and shuts the door on the dogs neck , it tries hard to get in but I beat its nose until it moves back allowing me to slam the door and slide a steel bolt through the slot )

Dammit Sevarius Jr , that had better not be another of your experiments gone wrong , or worse gone right .

(walks around the room righting the furniture and cleaning up the mess )

Lisa > your welcome for the assist , I had those caplets for o long I'm suprised that they really worked , and I'm glad that you've given so much forthought to child bearing , I have one last thing to say though if you plan to have more than one , have them close together , that way if the elder turns out to be willing to beat up its younger sibling then it wo'nt have much of an advantage , I hate to bring this up but I ca'nt bare to have the thought of a child having to suffer more than necessary , especially since no matter how good a parent you are these things do happen , take my situation or example , my brother is 15 years my elder and my parents are'nt hesitant to discipline ,but at that stage not much can be done to swerve that attitude towards me , so he proceeded to make my life a living hell for 13 years of my life until he went abroad for advanced education .

Favourite comic strip (newspaper) : Calvin and Hobbes , Farside and Fox Trot
Favourite Gargoyles Universe non-gargoyle Character : Macbeth .
Favourite fan-fic non-gargoyle character : Richard Harrison
Favourite Books : All Michael Crichton , Pyromancer , Raptor Red , Thor
Hair Colour : Dark Brown
Eye Colour : Dark Dark Brown
Favourite Music Groups\Artists : Natalie Inbruglia , Whitney Houston , Tina Turner , All 4 one , Stevie Wonder
Favourite songs : too many to go into detail .
Favourite Season : Well in the Carribean it is Varying degrees of summer , It's either the rainy season (my favourie) , the dryu season or the windy season .
Favourite day of the week : Friday
Favourite time of day : Post Midnight
Favourite week of the month : the last one
Favourite month of the year : July
Favourite year : none
Favourite holiday : Christmas
Where I'll be when the world ends : with my family praying after I have said goodbye to everyone who has ever loved me in anyway .
Got milk ? : Let me check .......... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOOOOOOOOOO !!!! .

Mandi : thanks for the extra slice of cake .

(Walks out forgetting about the dog then is rudely reminded as it jumps down on top of him from the roof and bites his shoulder to the bone , THAT'S IT , turns over quickly throwing the dog off runs over to it , grabs it and lifts it up by the neck , his eyes glow blue as a blining burst of energy is sent forth from his hand totally incinerating it )
Brian <aliscke@jamweb.net>
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 12:34:38 PM
IP: 208.11.41.205

*Mandi takes two pieces of cake, a slice of the roll, and wraps each to put in a separate coolers. She pulls out the portable teleporter in her pocket and sets it to where Lisa's ship would be...*

Lisa: Happy Birthday! Take your pick! I'd better get this thing back to the Eyrie before Lex and Sarah notice I borrowed it...

*Mandi runs out again.*
Mandi Ohlin <weird_web@hotmail.com>
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 09:10:50 AM
IP: 131.92.167.42

*Mandi comes in, walks over to the icebox, and undoes the combination lock, pulling the rest of the cake out.*

Okay, I've got to get in on this. I added one category.

Favorite comic strip (From newspaper): Dilbert. Calvin and Hobbes, too, but it recently vanished (SOB!)
Favorite Gargoyles Universe character non-gargoyle: Macbeth
Favorite fanfic non-garg character: Birdie Yale! (Hi Christine!)
Favortite ice-cream flavor: Peppermint Stick
Favorite book(s): I've got a LOT, so I'll just list the little-known books I like. McLendon's Syndrome and The VMR Theory by Robert Frezza (they're hilarious), Animal Dreams by Barbara Kingsolver, The Star Thrower by Loren Eiseley, Running With the Demon by Terry Brooks (a lot more inventive than his Shannara books), Piers Anthony's Mode series (is he EVER going to continue it??)
Hair Color: Uh, it looks brown right now.
Eye Color: One blue, one kind of greenish
Favorite Music Groups/Artists: Dave Matthews Band, Indigo Girls, 2 Unlimited, Tori Amos, Sheryl Crow.
Favorite Song: I don't have an attention span long enough to have an all-time fave song. :)
Favorite Season (weather): Spring. Usually signals the end of the semester.
Favorite day of the week: Saturday
Favorite time of day/night: Any time after one. Then I'm sure to be awake by then. (read: Not a morning person.)
Favorite week of the month: depends on the month!
Favorite month of the year: May
Favorite year(s): 1969, 1990, 1995
Favorite Holiday: Christmas
Where will I be when the world ends: Ideally, getting a front-row seat for the big bang. Honestly, I'd probably be cowering in a basement somewhere :)
Got milk? No, but I just got one of those Friendly's Wattamelon rolls from a friend (as if this cake wasn't enough!)
*Mandi hands Brian a fresh piece after he sacrificed his last one to break Lisa out*

BTW, is anyone else having a hard time with Hotmail this morning? I've got the password right, but I can't get into my In-Box. ???
Mandi Ohlin <weird_web@hotmail.com>
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 08:21:35 AM
IP: 131.92.167.42

Only 74 days until the Rising.

FUTURE TENSE - Faerie enchantments are very odd things. I very much suspect that if Goliath had given the Phoenix Gate to Puck in the dream, he'd have woken up to find it actually gone from his pouch when he woke up. There are a lot of legends about dreams that portray that sort of thing happening.
Todd Jensen <merlyn@ninenet.com>
St. Louis, MO
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 07:53:39 AM
IP: pn4-ppp-148.primary.net

(Lisa appears in the cockpit of her spaceship, just passing the moon on the way to the Red Planet.)
Must respond to the new topics before I hit the sack:
JEB: Thanks for the good luck wish.
Lady Mystic: Welcome back, missed you.
Favorite comic strip (From newspaper): First, Sally Forth. Then, For Better or Worse. Then, Doonesbury. I like how the cartoonists find humor in real-life situations.
Favorite Gargoyles Universe character non-gargoyle: Human- Macbeth. Fay- Puck. Mutate- Fang, he's funny. New Olympian- Proteus, he was a great villian, hope to see some of him in TGS (hint hint). Robot- the Valkyries, I liked their capabilities and sleek design. Gargoyle Beast- Nudnik, puppies are always show stealers. Don't worry, Bronx, you're still second.
Favorite ice-cream flavor: Cherry Colada on a sugar cone.
Favorite book(s): All the ones Doug mentioned. Plus Lady Chatterley's Lover by DH Lawrence, The Hound of the Baskervilles by Arthur Conan Doyle, the Chronicles of Narnia by CS Lewis, Dean Koontz's Mr. Murder, and RA Salvatore's Drizzt novels, among others. Heck, I just love to read.
Hair Color: Chestnut brown with premature gray in some places (that're your faults, UT and Doug!!)
Eye Color: dark midnight blue.
Favorite Music Group: Gee, Doug pretty much covered the entire spectrum of good artists I enjoy listening to. Oh, he forgot Counting Crows, Duncan Sheik, Queen, Rolling Stones, Garth Brooks, Annie Lennox, George Strait, Collin Raye, Duran Duran, Chesney Hawkes, The Cure, Goo Goo Dolls, Wagner, Webber, and Bernstein. And the Beatles, Hank Williams, and Elvis. Those are also excellent artists and rank among my favorite groups.
Favorite Song: Can't really decide on one, there are so many excellent songs out there. If I had a choice, though, I'd probably pick either "Posession," (Sarah MacLachlan) "The One and Only," (Chesney Hawkes), "Ordinary World," (Duran Duran) or "Unforgiven 2" (Metallica). Those are my top four all-time favorites.
Favorite Season (weather): I like winter, too, for the same reasons as Doug. But the other seasons also have their good points. Fall makes the trees pretty, spring has great holidays too and brings relief from snowballs, and summer is the best time to go to the beach and hike around anywhere. If only it weren't so friggin hot in the summertime! (scuse me)
Favorite day of the week: Friday! That's the end of the week, always a relief to get there, Beyond Belief comes on, and it's also Date Night. Then Saturday is right after, and that day is always loads of fun. But for me the anticipation is better than the fun itself. Don't know why.
Favorite time of day/night: Evening, when I get home from work or class and get to just fall down on the couch and rest for a while. Until Doug gets home, of course, and then I have to undergo How-was-your-day debriefing. The few moments of peace and rest I get before that (I'm usually home first) are most precious to me.
Favorite week of the month: The first one, I like the feeling of starting out fresh and clean I always get on that day.
Favorite month of the year: December. I love Christmas, the snow (if there is any), and New Year's Eve parties. July is second, because it contains my birthday (TODAY, HAPPY 19th to me!! Even though I've already been telling everyone I was that age when I was a year younger. Sigh, damn my feeling older than my years so often.:) ) and July 4th. I love the fireworks!
Favorite year(s): 1997, for the same reasons as Doug (graduated HS, came here, gained wonderful friends and significant other, etc.). And 1995, the year that included the summer I spent on the road with Snake, Anne, and the rest of them. Sigh, I miss those guys. The welcome-home I got from my family when I returned that year was good, too. Other good things happened as well, but I can't think of them at the moment.
Favorite Holiday: Draw between Halloween and Christmas. Both are my faves for obvious reasons.
Cereal you like to squish between your toes: Eww. Disgusting.
Favorite second of the minute of the hour of the day of the week of the month of the year: Any second I'm asleep or enjoying things I shouldn't mention here but am anyway.
When the world ends, where will YOU be?: While Doug's launching nukes, tossing pies, and hunting down Iraqi dictators, I'll be enjoying all the rides at Astro World and Water World one last time, then go to Disney World to do likewise. Then Doug and I will meet for our final lovemaking, and then I'll head for Times Sqaure to count down to the big boom along with everybody else.
What is the color YOU see of a dog's bark?: Gray, bright gray. Weird, huh?
DO you talk to furniture? Does it talk back to you?: No, and no. Sorry to disappoint you, but Doug is the one who hears voices in this apartment.
Do you feel... less than fresh?: Always.
Got milk?: Yeah, but why should I give you any?
More later, too tired to continue talking now. See everyone next post.
(Lisa jets on into space, getting closer and closer to Mars as the hologram fades away.)
Lisa <dierdre34@yahoo.com>
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 03:31:55 AM
IP: hdn112-032.hil.compuserve.com

(The hologram appears again, Doug sighing and trying to sneak out of the house with a large suitcase in one hand and a ring of fire resistance on the other.)
Firestorm: Sorry about your pet, it was really annoying! And you can thank Marvin for the bottle, I took it from the pot after blowing him away with my laser gun.
Lady Mystic: Welcome back!! No, I didn't notice that about Diomedes. Wonder how he survives...
JEB: Thanks!!
Favorite comic strip (From newspaper): Garfield, I love that cat. Dilbert is a close second, then Fox Trot and For Better or Worse, all of which have good and funny stories.
Favorite Gargoyles Universe character non-gargoyle: Hmmm. Human: draw between Elisa and Xanatos. Mutate: Talon. Fay: Draw between Titania and Puck. New Olympian: Proteus. Robot: Coyote (do I have a choice?). Gargoyle Beast: Nudnik, he's such a cute puppy.
Favortite ice-cream flavor: Rainbow swirl with iced-and-sprinkled animal cookies, rainbow sprinkles, and a cherry on top on a waffle cone.
Favorite book(s): Desperation, Needful Things, and The Stand, by Stephen King. The Eagle Has Landed, by Jack Higgins. The whole Jack Ryan series and Without Remorse, by Tom Clancy. Heart of Darkness, by Joesph Conrad. Lolita, by Vladmir Nabokov. The Mission Earth Series, by L. Ron Hubbard. Ressurection, by Leo Tolstoy. The three Dragonlance Twins novels, by Tracy Hickman and Margaret Weis. The Wheel of Time series, by Robert Jordan (next book in that one better be out soon). Among others.
Hair Color: kinda dark brownish-blonde.
Eye Color: sky blue.
Favorite Music Group: I have several. They include Journey, Sting, Neil Diamond, Natalie Imbruglia, Ann Goon, Metallica, U2, Tom Petty, Beethoven, Mozart, the Police, Oasis, Loverboy, Bob Dylan, Genesis, Rod Stewart, and many many more. Music is truly one of the best art forms in the world.
Favorite Song: Lots of these, and my favorite song frequently changes with my mood. Right now, it's Rod Stewart's 'Forever Young.' Tomorrow it could be Sting's 'Fields of Gold.' Or 'Possession' by Sarah MacLachlan. With my tastes in music, one never knows.
Favorite Season (weather): Winter, I like being cold and throwing snowballs (and you can't beat winter on number of holidays: Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's, and Valentine's!).
Favorite day of the week: Saturday. I get to sleep in that day and play RPGs with my friends that night. Saturdays rock!
Favorite time of day/night: real late at night when you know you shouldn't be up but are anyway. Ah, the wee small hours of the morning.
Favorite week of the month: The second and fourth weeks (when I get my paycheck).
Favorite month of the year: March, starts with my birthday and has great weather. Every March, I end up thanking God and fate for letting me survive one more year and laughing as I think of all the mishaps and good things I've experienced. March 1st is really New Year's Day for me.
Favorite year(s): For me, that would have to be 1997. I graduated high school, got out of Beaumont (TX's most boring city, IMO), came to UT, met many great friends, fell in love with Lisa, etc, etc, etc. So many good things they outweighed the bad. Hoo Raa!!
Favorite Holiday: My birthday. I love being pampered on that day and getting to reminesce about the events so far in my life. And all the birthday treats I get are good, too. If you mean actual holiday, I'd have to say Halloween. I like dressing up and scaring people. And then there's that candy candy candy candy!
Cereal you like to squish between your toes: None. I don't like doing that.
Favorite second of the minute of the hour of the day of the week of the month of the year: Any second I'm alive.
When the world ends, where will YOU be?: First, I'll be in Baghdad, tracking down a certain mustached bad guy I want to make sure dies before I do. Then, I'll be at NORAD, launching all the nuclear missiles into outer space so nobody can use them to contribute to the destruction. Then, I'll be on the floor of the House in Washington, DC, where I will personally throw a pie at every Congressperson before running away laughing like a maniac. Then to the Senate, White House, Vatican in Rome, and CIA Building in Langley for similar activity aimed at Senators, the Prez, Pope and Cardinals, CIA agents, etc. Then it's to a very special bed where a very special girl and I will do things to each other I probably shouldn't mention here one last time. Then, it's off to Times Square to countdown for the big boom.
What is the color YOU see of a dog's bark?: None.
DO you talk to furniture? Does it talk back to you?: My radio does sometimes, as does my TV, my computer when I have the sound on, my telephone. And yesterday the couch and table sounded like Beavis and Butthead.
Do you feel... less than fresh?: Yes, I feel very tired.
Got milk?: Nope, sorry, it just expired and I had to throw it out (mental note: visit grocery store as soon as possible.)
Must sleep now!! Later all!!
(Doug walks off across the red plain, watching the skies for Lisa, as the hologram fades away.)
Doug <frostfire@mail.utexas.edu>
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 02:46:59 AM
IP: hdn112-032.hil.compuserve.com

Favorite comic strip (From newspaper): That's still in print? Dilbert. Outside of that, the Far Side and Calvin and Hobbes. And Bloom County.
Favorite Gargoyles Universe character non-gargoyle: Macbeth, I suppose.
Favortite ice-cream flavor: Cherry Garcia.
Favorite book(s): The Lord of the Rings.
Hair Color: Brown.
Eye Color: Blue, with a grayish tinge.
Favorite Music Group: Group? Queen, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Pearl Jam. Soloists are Tori Amos and Loreena McKennitt.
Favorite Song: "Blood Sugar Sex Magik" by the Chili Peppers. But "Funky Monks" is my theme song ^_^.
Favorite Season (weather): Winter. A GOOD winter, too, not the crappy ones we've been having lately.
Favorite day of the week: Friday, I guess.
Favorite time of day/night: Around midnight.
Favorite week of the month: Don't have one.
Favorite month of the year: December.
Favorite year(s): Uhhh... usually the current one.
Favorite Holiday: Halloween, I guess.

****Laudre wanders off to wait for feedback on his latest story.****
Laudre <laudre@null.net>
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 02:26:20 AM
IP: p02-10.stamford.dialin.ntplx.com

Notice I always seem to forget something?

Add 1987 to my list of favorite years there. <:)

(No, they're not random, and no, I'm not going to tell the significance. So there.)
JEB <JEB215@aol.com>
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 02:21:05 AM
IP: 174-176-7.ipt.aol.com

Mandi> Happy birthday!! :)

Mask Of Zorro> I saw that last Saturday. "That was a romp indeed." :) GREAT movie, good soundtrack. :) Go see it! :)

Coyote The Bando> Hm... well, I could list a bunch, but since most of the authors are here, I'll let them. :)

Sevarius Jr.> Thanks again for registering! :)

Christi> "Impossible Dream"? Sounds neat... :)

Doug and Lisa> I wish you good luck. :)

Lady Mystic> Heck, why not...
Favorite comic strip (From newspaper): Dilbert. :)
Favorite Gargoyles Universe character non-gargoyle: Um... er... can't decide. <:)
Favortite ice-cream flavor: Chocolate/vanilla swirl.
Favorite book(s): You'd need about 2 years of listening to hear all that. <:)
Hair Color: Very dark brown
Eye Color: Not-very-dark brown
Favorite Music Group: That one. You know, the one with the thing?
Favorite Song: The cool one. Definitely the cool one. :)
Favorite Season (weather): Summer (call me psycho, but I prefer sweltering heat to icy cold anyday)
Favorite day of the week: Friday
Favorite time of day/night: Late morning or late night
Favorite week of the month: The last
Favorite month of the year: A tie between February (my birthday) and July (middle of the summer)
Favorite year(s): 1776, 1948, 1953, 1976, 1981, 1985, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997.
Favorite Holiday: Christmas. :) Closely followed by Halloween, Independence Day, New Year's Eve, and Thanksgiving. :)

47 people in the Registry now! :) Woohoo!! :)
Keep 'em coming in! When I get above the 50-mark, I'll do some re-organizing... like adding a section with fans by location, as per gt6102b's suggestion. :)

SYL!
JEB <JEB215@aol.com>
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 02:18:06 AM
IP: 174-176-7.ipt.aol.com

(A hologram apears in the room, with Doug sitting in a large leather chair with room for a tail and wings. Suddenly, the fire in the fire place blasts forth to cover the whole wall with a disk of red fire. Night Flame steps out of the disk. "THAT is my jump gate" he points a finger at Doug "That is my chair" and then points to the charred mess on the mantle "And THAT was my pet!" Fire crawl's over Night Flame's skin as he perpares to fry Doug when he sees a bottle in Dougs hand. "Hey, is that a bottle of Martian's Vinyards, 1993?" A little fearful, doug nods. "Good. I am thirsty. Pass it here, and I'll let you live. Oh, BTW... Lisa is on her way here, so you better pack."
Ahh... fortress guests...

<<the Gargoyle Night Flame re-forms into the human Fire Storm who has to stick his 200 scent's in>>
Hmm... Well, It looks like the lady and I are going to have a busy night trying pie flavors, possibly re-enacting your last fan-fic, Christine Morgan! <G>
Strawberries? Oh, the stories i could tell... (But not in a family room like this!) (Morgan: need any strawberry-related insperation?)
I HAVE MORE!
Cereal you like to squish between your toes
Favorite second of the minute of the hour of the day of the week of the month of the year
When the world ends, where will YOU be?
What is the color YOU see of a dog's bark?
DO you talk to furniture? Does it talk back to you?
Do you feel... less than fresh?
Got milk?

Jackal, Jackal, jackal... You can't read JUST breeding Season! You have to read ALL of her stories!
(A drop of water falls from the ceiling, splashing into a puddle of water on the floor. From the puddle rises the figure of a beautiful woman. Fire Storm walks over to the woman and embraces her. "Ahh... My love, you are here. Now we can have some fun!"
Doug overhears this, and yells to the chat room "Party at Fire Storms place!"
The air around Fire Storm fills with heat and the sharp twang of ozone as the hologram fades out.)
Fire Storm/Night Flame <JeremyCDBCD@aol.com>
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 02:11:23 AM
IP: 201-162-242.ipt.aol.com

Hello Everyone! I'm back. Did you miss me?
I've been gone over a week so I got a lot to catch up on, bare with me. This will take a couple of postings.

Gargoyles Music> Well given the theme of Timedancer and the title and lyrics of the song, I'd say the best theme song for TD is Moody Blues' "Gypsy (of a Strange and Distant Time)".
Quote:
"Gypsy of a strange and didstant time
Traveling in a panic all directions blind
Drinking in the warmth of the burning sun
Freezing in the emptiness from where you come from
Left without a hope
I'm coming home ...

Speeding in the shadow of a million years
Darkness is the only sound that reaches ears
Frightening visions of eternity
Screaming for a future that can never be
Left without a hope
I'm coming home ..."

And one that holds gargoyles in general> Moody Blues' "Sunset".
Quote:
"When the sun goes down
and the clouds all frown
Night has begun
for the Sunset ...

Night has now begun
A day for everyone
I can see it all
From this great hight
I can feel the sun
dipping out of sight
And the world still goes
on through the night ..."

It carries this raw emotion that is similar, if you will, to gargoyles' raw animalistic emotions.

Both song lyrics quotes are majorly editted, but you get the idea.

I got one for the lost love of Hudson> Moody Blues' "Bless the Wings (That Bring You Back)", which speaks of a lost love and how the singer misses her. It mentions blessing the wings that bring her back across the shore... It doesn't carry the right emotions as the situation calls for, but the lyrics are a good match.

And for the darker concept of war and history in Gargoyles> Pink Floyd's "The Dogs of War". I just read the lyrics and the whole song reminds me of the betrayal and plots of the Wyvern massacre, the politics and war behind the events Macbeth lived through and died (in a sense) of, Constantine and his usurp of the thrown, ... It explains a lot.

If you heard these songs you know what I mean.

Christine> I haven't read your gargoyles fanfic yet (or anyones' except TGS, but I am planning on reading many peoples fanfic eventually). But I was wondering if you were planning on writing a continuation/conclusion to "The Ravashing of Constance" any time soon. I find that story fixing in my memoring more than any of your other non-gargoyles original fics. I'm on the edge of my seat waiting to see what happens to her next, and what road you plan taking the storyline on. I see so many possibilities.

Real Name: If I told you I wouldn't be "mystical and mysterious" now would I?
Aliases: Lady Mystic and many others from RL that I care to keep secret for sentimental reasons.
Home Address/Location: Dearborn, MI. Right here with Fire Storm.
E-Mail Address: TJSSLSSAS@aol.com
Home Phone Number: Refer to "Real Name"
Work Number: Refer to "Home Phone Number".
Work Address: Refer to "Work Number".
Social Security Number: I am social, I am secure, and I have many numbers.
Credit Card Number: I never get any credit for the cards I make, and like I said before I have many numbers.
Scanned Pictures: I have many scanned photos and artwork (my own). Oh, you meant a picture of me! Yes I have many scanned pictures.
Blood Type: My blood doesn't type, SILLY!
Mother's Maiden Name: I'd tell you, but I don't have her permission. And the spirit world doesn't take too kindly to mortals asking unimportant questions like that.
Brother's Maiden Name: I don't have a brother. But if I did have a brother his name would be the same as my father's maiden name, which was the name he had before he was married.
Last Movie I Rented: Well, I usually rent movies in group, and I've seen a lot this summer. Sort of confusing to answer.
Name of My Pet: I have no pets, but I have cared for many of my relatives' pets. Does stuffed animals, pet rocks, and imaginary pets count?
Name of My Car: "My mom's car", "Mom's car", or "My car". The car was my mother's, but is mine now. It's a long story.
Name of My Gun: I don't have a gun, but I have a StarGate Dagger and my father has MANY knives and an army rifle. No names unless you count their "titles" or purposes.
MY Weapon: My psychic powers, and all powers of the elements of nature and all powers of things mystic combined. "NATURE IS MY WRATH AND THE UNKNOWN IS MY TERRITORY"
DNA Sample: Fire Storm has already gotten it, and he knows what and how I mean.
Favorite Pie I Would Most Like Thrown At Me: Anything that Fire Storm would love to lick off of me. Strawberry preferably. (To Christine> For more ways a strawberry does affect somebody E-Malil me.)
Favorite Pizza Topping: Chicken (Merlin> ;)), pepperoni, sometimes green peppers, and sometimes other toppings when I'm in the mood for them.
Favorite Pop: Always Coca-Cola.
Favorite Gargoyle: Night Flame (I helped invented that name for him.) Gargoyles and TGS> I have no real favorites, but it depends on the situation and episode they're in.

How About:
Favorite comic strip (From newspaper)
Favorite Gargoyles Universe character non-gargoyle
Favortite ice-cream flavor
Favorite book(s)
Hair Color
Eye Color
Favorite Music Group
Favorite Song
Favorite Season (weather)
Favorite day of the week
Favorite time of day/night
Favorite week of the month
Favorite month of the year
Favorite year(s)
Favorite Holiday

Got any more?

Brian> On your topic about a child created a different way: I understand what you're getting at, but think about it. We don't harass people who were created through artificial insemination. And that's what I catagorize this situation as, a means of going about having a child by means of "outside nature" (as in through technology). But I'm not Lisa, so I'll leave the rest of my opinions to myself until Lisa speaks.

Furthermore, I'm sure even through more "conventional" forms of "coming into being", many people are uncomfortable with their knowledge. I know in a way Fire Storm and I are. Not so much uncomfortable as in dislike, as in uncomfortable with what others went through.

TGS related> Didn't anyone else realize that Diomedes survives the Wyvern massacre? I saw this long ago, when Diomedes first entered TGS, but never got around to posting it.

Got more to say, got more to catch up on. THAT is for another time, and another time, and another time... **Slaps side of head** Sorry broken record.

Lady Mystic <TJSSLSSAS@aol.com>
Dearborn, MI USA
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 01:43:09 AM
IP: 201-162-242.ipt.aol.com

OK! Everyone's got me interested, I will read this... "Breeding Season".
Jackal
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 01:31:53 AM
IP: spider-tr053.proxy.aol.com

<<..even though you misidentified me as Jackal (I'm crazy, but not *that* crazy!!).>>
HEY!! I'm gonna tell you the same thing I tell everyone who says I'm crazy...., "I'm not crazy, just misguided." It took 4 years of mental anguish to get this way, heh heh VENGENCE!!!
I just got finished watching "Future Tense" for the 76th time, and something occured to me, I thought about askin Greg, but may be someone already did, may be one of you know..., ok, are you ready?
Here it goes- Am I correct in sayin the episode was a dream? If so, Goliath seems like a reasonable individual, why then, in the waking world, did he get rid of the Gate? See what I'm sayin?
The way I see it, even if Goliath gave the Phoneix Gate to Puck, it wouldn't have mattered because.. IT WAS A DREAM! Maybe I don't understand just how fae majik works..., I mean, if he came off the Gate in his dream, when he woke up, would it be gone from his pouch? Hmmm, someone help me understand!!!!
Jackal <Jkal662@aol.com>
Ga Usa
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 01:27:34 AM
IP: spider-tr053.proxy.aol.com

(Alarm bells begin to echo loudly throughout the chat room as a hologram communication of Lisa and some big black hairy growling alien named Mowbeccin comes into view. They are in the cockpit of a UFO trying to get the ship powered up so they can take off for Mars. Lisa turns and yells the following as Mowie gets the ship's engines started.)
Brian: Thanks for the package! Without it, I never would have gotten out of that cell. Now I can take off and pick Doug up, with the aid of my new friend here. On your concern about our child's heritage, well, like Doug said, we'd always be honest with it no matter what and that would prevent a lot of problems. Also, any jerk who picks on my kind has to answer to me (grins evilly and pumps the Steamer), if Doug, Uncle Jim, or Leigh/Jerry (my choice of kid names!) didn't get to them first. Thank you for your concern, we did think of that. Firestorm's clone-a-kid idea combined with Mask of Zorro and Breeding Season really got me and Doug talking about children. Sigh, I hope in my heart of hearts I will get to have one someday. Otherwise, I'd be missing so many great experiences (and negative ones, too, but you have to take the bad with the good).
Sevarius Jr: Thanks for more laughs, watch out for angry janitors. And, yes, I agree with Doug about making our kid as normal as any child of ours could ever be. Yes, you can be the godfather if you end up helping us with this problem (Shap is gonna be so pissed when he finds out about this, he thinks he has the position nailed down). You're right, nobody messes with the family and comes out the same.
Firestorm: Regrowing organs, eh? Interesting idea! I'll have to look into that.
Star Wars: I am a BIG fan of that series, even more so than Doug. I can recite the entire dialogue of all three movies verbatim whereas he can only do the parts with Yoda, 3PO, or Darth Vader involved. Yes, I know this is nothing to be proud of compared to what some people can do. My favorite characters are Han, Chewie, and Obi-Wan. My favorite line of the latters is his advice on table manners: Use the fork, Luke. (Yes, I know he never said that in the films, but it IS funny.) As for the novels, well in answer to SJ's question, Luke and Mara never do get together. The closest Mara ever gets to any man is with Lando (not gonna spoil that for you), though I admit it did look like she and Luke were gonna get together many times in Zahn's books (her urge to kill him abates after the final confrontation with C'boath, I won't tell you why). Luke, of course, eventually gets a resurrected Jedi love named Callista in a later novel in the series. But then she dies, comes back again, and then disappears. Bad Star Wars novel writers!! Luke needs a girlfriend, too! Oh well, I also like Mara. She's a major role model of mine, and my favorite new character of the Star Wars novels after Boba Fett (yes, I know he wasn't new, but the novels give him a history and more of a personality. In the movies, he was just a generic bounty-hunter thug. So the novels kinda did create his character more than GL. Hope I don't get sued for saying that.)
Doug: Hang on, Redman. We're coming for you. Just gotta blast off!
(Lisa waves to Mowie as several Area 51 soldiers rush into the hangar and begin firing at their ship. The hairy alien roars back, hits the thrusters, and the UFO takes off through the launch tunnel and into the night, Lisa using its laser guns to punch through Area 51's deflector shields and shoot down several pursuing F-118s as they soar up through the clouds. Soon they are out of Earth's atmosphere and Mars-bound. The hologram fades away as cheers break out all over the comment room.)
Lisa <dierdre34@yahoo.com>
Area 51, Nevada USA
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 01:26:51 AM
IP: hdn112-032.hil.compuserve.com

(Doug appears seated before a roaring artificial fire inside Firestorm's Mars mansion. He turns up the warmth on it and begins to speak.)
Firestorm: Thanks for letting me use your property here. I had a little trouble getting in (thanks to your combination lock!), but it was nothing a good Swiss Army Knife like mine couldn't handle. What exactly is your jump gate? Maybe I could do something about the trouble if I knew what it was. Thanks for the idea about regrowing an organ, that's a neat idea, too. Doubt we'd do it, though. There is a positive side to this lack-of-uterus thing. No reproductive system, no menustrating. No menustrating, no PMS. (Though from the way Lisa gets ticked off at people sometimes, you'd think she was still undergoing the psychological part of it.) Good idea, though. Something else to take into consideration.
Sevarius Jr: Thanks for the latest laugh. I guess school janitors don't like you very much, do they? If we do decide to clone a kid, maybe we'll get your help (but no complications, please! I do not want her ending up with all the crazy abilities the kid I'll have Sevarius clone two characters in my fanfic universe ending up will have. Nope, a normal child is all I want, or as normal a child as any kid of ours could be.) I'd want you to be like Brando from The Godfather and not The Island of Dr. Moureau. Though if you wanted to splice in a little fay DNA so the kid could cast spells, that might be neat and acceptable. Also Talon's electric eel ability and Wolverine-speed healing and Garg wings and...whoa, going way overboard here. Kid must be normal! (even if I can't define that word.) Sigh... Oh well, thanks for the offer. We'll definitely consider you if we decide to go that far.
Brian: Yes, we have recently considered that. Two expectations of ours make us think it won't be a problem. One, if we did get a child cloned, it will definitely be when the procedure is cheap, easy, and legal, so lots of other people would also be doing it (though their kids would probably be built, a la Gattaca or Brave New World). Chances are those jerk kids would also be made the same way our kid was. That erases the problem. And two, any kid of ours will definitely have all our strengths (we hope), including being smart and tough enough to handle any bully or other conflict when the need existed (and we of course would give our child proper self-defense training from the age of four, thank you Mask of Zorro movie). And we'd always be honest with him/her, no matter what the kid wanted to know (Catherine/Kevin (my pick of names): "Dad, where do babies come from?" Me: "Alright, prepare to be grossed out. There are several ways. One is the natural way. Another is the way you got here."). So many parents would be better at the job if they would just try to follow the IIIPWCL values in their own lives and instill them in their children no matter what (Intelligence, Integrity, Imagination, Patience, Wisdom, Courage, and Love). So don't worry, we have planned ahead. (Doubt we'll really be getting a child cloned for us, but just in case.)
Lisa: Not mad at you, don't worry. Just please come soon. This planet is boring me out of my mind! (And Mr. Clarke is probably wondering why I haven't been reporting in for work lately. I seriously doubt he'll believe this excuse.)
That's all for now, I think I hear someone tapping, tapping at the chamber door. Must answer it.
(Doug turns and opens the door, only to see darkness and nothing more. He shrugs and turns back to the fire, wondering when he'll be able to return to Earth, only to see a Martian raven perched upon the bust of Firestorm above the flames, cawing "Nevermore, Nevermore." Doug growls and, as the hologram fades out, wastes the bird with his laser gun.)
Doug <frostfire@mail.utexas.edu>
Firestorm's House, Mars Milky Way
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 12:56:16 AM
IP: hdn112-032.hil.compuserve.com

(Thanks Mandi for a slice of her birthday cake and carefully removes the top half and place some "just add water plastic explosive complete with detonator" caplets , replaces the top half and lathers with icing to hide cuts )
Fire storm > did you really collect all that information about us just for the heck of it or do you have some darker more sinister plans for us , If so , I would like to offer my my assistance in the enactment of this scheme and o I swear loyalty to you and our righteous purpose .
Lisa> Should you really decide to have children , are you really sure that the child would be comfortable with the knowledge of just how it came into being , I mean , if they were a the play ground and people knew then would'nt the more arrogant and cruel children make a point of giving it hell , even if you did'nt tell the child of its heritage , if and when complications arose it would eventually get out , one way or another .
(carefully placess cake slice in plastic container and places that in box , then proceeds to send it super express to area 51 nevada , ETA 1 hour )
Brian <aliscke@jamweb.net>
Wednesday, July 22, 1998 at 10:52:46 PM
IP: 208.11.41.206

Ok. Lets stop this sanity right this minute! You are taking the rantings of a crazy man and making sense of them! I won't stand for it! It's just a darn good thing that I always read this sitting! When I put on my list to have people fill out, it was a TOTAL joke! I am glad that some see it as a joke, but some of you are taking this WAY too seriously! But... on the other hand... everyone who posted it DID put somthing funny or interesting in it! (And why won't anyone send me DNA? I won't clone. I swear. I just want to tinker around, thats all. You know... make my knees bend backwards... that sort of thing.)

Doug and Lisa: Perhaps I should have clarified. As for full human cloning, that can be done within 15 MONTHS! THAT is not what I was talking about. Rather, I was talking about growing Lisa a new uterus. Organ growing will take a few more years, ironically. It is easier to grow the whole rather than the part.

My condolenses for Demona is truly genuine. While my mate has not had a miscarrige, or even pregnancy, the subject touches me deeply, especially the way Christine wrote it.

Christi: Yay! More stories!

Hey Doug! I am having a little trouble jump-starting my jump gate. I hope to have it working again soon! (It got a little damaged in a test a while back. How was I to know that you should NEVER open a second gate inside a already open gate?)
Fire Storm <JeremyCBCD@aol.com>
Wednesday, July 22, 1998 at 10:38:13 PM
IP: 206-3-132.ipt.aol.com

Whoo! I hate it when the server's down, I miss EVERYTHING! Anyway, let me try to catch up.

First off, JEB, I'm gonna turn in my submission for the registry soon. Then, everyone here will know the *drumroll please!*....REAL ME! Beware, it's a shocking sight.

As for the Star Wars books, I like them too, but am I the only one who's occasionally confused by them? I want to read one of the new trilogy of books, only to discover that to fully understand the events in them, I gotta read the previous SIX trilogies written before it...Sheesh, gives me an ice cream headache. But my personal faves are the X-Wing Squadron books. By the way, I haven't read to far ahead...Do Mara and Luke ever, you know, get together? Sure she wants to kill him, but that's never stood in the way of any of my relationships.

Doug and Lisa: You wanta clone a kid? Hey, that's what I'm here for! I've been there and done it! That was my 10th grade science project! (Well...okay, it wasn't a human, it was a chimp...and yeah, well, there were the, um, complications, but hey, that monkey loved the two extra arms! God, you should have seen how fast he swung!...Okay, there was that nasty little incident with the janitor, but hey, any zookeeper will tell you that's what monkey's throw when they're upset!) If you decide yes, give me a call. However, in true Marlon Brando fashion, I must be the Godfather. But don't worry, that's a good thing. Everyone knows you don't mess with the Family. (I'm sorry, I've been watching to much Scorcese lately...)
But seriously, Lisa, I'm sorry for your condition. But hey, there's always adoption! A good friend of mine was, and he's one of the nicest, coolest guys I know.

And finally, on a side note, It appears that Fire Storm and I are the only ones who got the joke as to what we name our guns...Watch "Vendettas" to get the punchline.
Sevarius Jr. <bpoole@mailexcite.com>
Wednesday, July 22, 1998 at 08:59:04 PM
IP: client-151-200-125-201.bellatlantic.net

**Coyote enters the room, immediately sitting down and groaning his discontent.**

AGGGHH! I never knew driving a truck would be so strenuous!!

Mandi: Happy B-day. Sure, I'll take some cake ... even though you misidentified me as Jackal (I'm crazy, but not *that* crazy!!). As for your clans ... the more the merrier, I always say! Go ahead and let me use 'em, what's another 2, 3, or 700? :) (Follow my name link)

Christine: Incredibly impressed and humbled by "Breeding Season." Considering I only write short stuff that could be compressed into half-hour animated shows, the size alone of "Breeding Season" was enough to intimidate me. Then I read the story ...
incredible!

An aside: Christine's story gave me an idea, if the other fic authors/readers are willing. I've noticed in a lot of fics that everyone who writes of Goliath and Elisa having children shares one thing in common: they agree to disagree on the amount, sexes, and more obviously the names. With you indulgence, of course, I'd like to try conducting a poll, among writers and readers, on how many different children have been created for Goliath and Elisa.

I'll go first: I gave them a daughter (Rose/Rosanna)

(I'll also have you folks know that of the 62 characters I've received permission for, only *one* of them has been another child of Goliath and Elisa!!)

**Coyote leaves, snatching a piece of Mandi's cake on his way out the door.**

mmmmmmm ... cake ....
Coyote the Bando <1134@i-is.com>
Algonac, Michigan
Wednesday, July 22, 1998 at 07:27:29 PM
IP: modem123.net-ex.com

****Laudre walks in, holding a large sign. He plants it in the middle of the comment room and walks back out. On the sign, you read: "I just posted my second story to the GFW archive; click on my name to get to my directory there. This has been a Blatant Plug."****
Laudre <laudre@null.net>
Wednesday, July 22, 1998 at 07:25:21 PM
IP: p01-31.stamford.dialin.ntplx.com

(A hologram communication of Lisa in a powerfully-built prison cell appears. No guards are visible. Lisa looks very upset, but is glad the guards left her her wristwatch/wrist-computer.)
Hi everybody!
Mandi: Happy Birthday!! If you get a chance, please send me some cake (with a file inside, I might need it to get out of here).
Theresa: No, Doug isn't back from Mars yet because I haven't been able to get a rescue ship up there to help him get home and I'm the only person I know of who's responding to his distress call. The server was down for us, too, no idea why.
Christine: Stupendous job on "Breeding Season," that story is your best yet! Congrats to all the new parents, and please give Demona and Jerk-o (I mean Jericho!) my condolences for their lost son (though perhaps it's better that he died, I'd hate to be that kid once he found out about his parents' relationship!).
Great job on the action, suspense, passion, etc and keep up the hilarious jokes!
Fire Storm: Hmm, have someone grow us a child, eh? Well, if Doug and I are together long enough for them to make the advancements, and we both decide we want one, maybe... I'm not against the idea of growing and cloning human children via gene-splicing in general, it's building them to people's specifications by gene-splicing and behavioral modification that worries me (anyone who would do that rather than trust God, fate, and the child to give them a good kid belongs in a worse cell than this). Maybe Sevarius Jr.'s dad could help us work on one (what am I saying here?, that could never work out, the only reason I haven't had any problems I couldn't handle from the transformation he gave me so far is blind luck!), or SJ himself if he's as good at genetics and mutation as his dad his and has more scruples. Thanks for the idea, it sounds like it just might be possible.
Favorite Pop: Sprite! Obey Your Thirst!!
Doug: The reason there's no rescue ship yet is that I've been captured and thrown in the brig by the bozos here at Area 51. Sorry, I know this place isn't very well-guarded, but there was this BIG guy who called himself Dreadnaught who showed up as we were breaking in, packing enough heat to start the Third World War. He started shooting at us and everyone else ran away, leaving me to get picked up by the army guys who defend this place and thrown in here until they decide what to do with me (thanks a lot, guys!). But don't worry, I think I can get out of here if they give me long enough to do it. In the meantime, have fun on Mars while you're waiting. I'll get there as soon as I can, please don't get impatient. I am coming for you.
One last thing, I strongly encourage everyone here to go see The Mask of Zorro if you haven't already. That is one great action-romance-comedy film!! Excellent acting, dialogue, and swordfights!! If you see it, you will definitely enjoy.
That's all for now.
(Lisa turns around, pulls back the large poster of Antonio Banderas hanging above her cell's bed, takes out her smuggled-in rock-breaking tools, and begins chipping away at her cell's wall. As the hologram fades away, many in the chatroom hope that none of the Area 51 guards have seen or read Shawshank.)
Lisa <dierdre34@yahoo.com>
Area 51, Nevada USA
Wednesday, July 22, 1998 at 07:24:00 PM
IP: hd17-207.hil.compuserve.com

Sorry about the double post!!! *kicks computer* Stupid thing.
Bethany
Wednesday, July 22, 1998 at 07:23:03 PM
IP: spider-to041.proxy.aol.com

I would like to see the Guatemala Clan return for season 2. Maybe, Brooklyn and Sata can stumble upon the clan before it was destroyed or now in the present time or in the future. If not in the Timedancer series they could apear in the Pendragon series. Arthur,Griff and Cavall could go to Guatemala for somethng and they could meet up with each other. Would any of you like to see the Guatemala Clan again? I know I would!
Lawrence Stone <st1@bright.net>
Chillicothe, Ohio Ross
Wednesday, July 22, 1998 at 07:13:27 PM
IP: main-webcache.bright.net

All right...I gotta get in on the fun!! :)

Real name: Bethany Iwanski
Alias's: Betty, The Witch (given to my by my little brat of a cousin who gets a wedgie every time I see him), Queenie in Waiting (Mom's the queen), Bellyfloppin' Bethany ( don't ask!!!)
Address: A lil' hick town called Dudley...and it ain't pronounced Dude-ley!!!
E-mail Address- BAFinn83@aol.com
Telephone number: Look it up in the phonebook!!!
Work number: Oh c'mon...I just got the job I don't want to get fired yet!! ;)
Work address: ditto
Social Security Number: Whats a soial security number?? *evil grin* :P
Credit Card number in numerical order: I don't have a credit card....yet.
A scanned picture: I think my dad would be really miffed if I broke the brand new scanner.
Blood type: AB+
Mothers maiden name: Duffner
Brothers maiden name: Ha.....funny. :)
Last movie rented: *looks down at feet and blushes*....Spiceworld
Name or your pet: A white, part Germain Shepherd part Black lab, horse of a dog named Ben. A lil' turtle named Tassy.
Name of your car: Don't got one. Thats what the rents are for!!
Name of gun: C'mon, really...how many of you actually trust me with a gun???
DNA sample: One of me is bad enough....I really don't want a whole bunch of me' s running around!
Flavor pie you would want thrown at you: Strawberry ruebarb
Favorite pizze topping: the more grease the better...:)
Favorite Garg: Brooklyn

Bethany <BAFinn83@aol.com>
Wednesday, July 22, 1998 at 07:12:45 PM
IP: spider-ti062.proxy.aol.com

All right...I gotta get in on the fun!! :)
Bethany <BAFinn83@aol.com>
Wednesday, July 22, 1998 at 06:39:38 PM
IP: spider-ti033.proxy.aol.com

Anyone know why the comment room was down for about
twelve hours? I couldn't get in last night or today
until around eleven mountain time and I was wondering
if it was only me.
Christine absolutly loved Breeding Season. Jericho is so good when he is being bad and devious. I've reread the story twice and still crack up about Counselor Troi's brief sentence.
Did Doug ever get back from Mars?
Starsinger (#11,700 through the front door)
Theresa <Starsinger@Webtv.net>
Wednesday, July 22, 1998 at 06:39:23 PM
IP: proxy-131.iap.bryant.webtv.net

(The hologram of Doug appears again, he is covered with alien bandages and medpacks and hiking around the Red Planet.)
Sorry I haven't been back in a while, the server was down. Now I'm alone thanks to Marvin and me shooting everyone else in the gun battle (sorry about your sister, Fox). Fortunately, I came out alive and Marvin is now a smoking crater in the ground (sorry to all who loved the guy). Since the ship hasn't come to pick me up yet, I'm headed to check out that property Firestorm told me about before I starve to death. Here's what I have to say:
Mandi: Happy Birthday!! (blows a noisemaker and yells "Many more on Channel 4!!") Sorry I can't be there to celebrate with you. Oh well, save me some cake for when I get back to Earth, okay?
If a rescue ship ever gets here...
Christi: I'll also be waiting for your work. Hope it's here soon. Glad to know you're a fellow Texan.
Favorite Pop: Cherry Coca-Cola!
Cassandra: I like Mara Jade also. Definitely my favorite new Star Wars character from the novels (distant second is Anakin Solo; my favorite original Star Wars characters are Chewbacca, Yoda, Han, and C-3PO.) She's one of the many good warrior-women in the media that have influenced my work (and part of the inspiration for my fanfic character Laura came from her, too).
Have to go now, see y'all next time.
(Doug turns and treks off across the Martian landscape, coming upon an immobile Voyager space-probe. Hoping it's still running, he bends down in front of the probe's video camera and makes a lot of wacked-out faces and noises at the NASA people looking through it. As the hologram fades away, many in the chat room hope said people won't get too freaked out by Doug's latest practical joke.)
Doug <frostfire@mail.utexas.edu>
Somewhere, On Mars
Wednesday, July 22, 1998 at 06:38:01 PM
IP: hd53-088.hil.compuserve.com

Happy birthday, Mandi!

Yes, the chicken thing is great. I especially LOL at how Alex answered the question.

Oh, and 75 days until the Rising!
Todd Jensen <merlyn@ninenet.com>
St. Louis, MO
Wednesday, July 22, 1998 at 06:36:32 PM
IP: pn3-ppp-104.primary.net

Mandi > happy birthday! Wow, two more years and you're street-legal! ; ) Cake? Sure! Never turn down cake! (unless it's carrot ...)

Laudre > wow, you're kidding; I've never run into anyone else with a cat named Shroedinger! And boy, the looks we get when we take him to the vet ...

Night Flame > on behalf of Demona and Jericho, thank you! It's amazing that no matter how despicably they behave, there are still folks who can feel sorry for them in their moment of tragedy!

Christi > add my voice to the clamor for more stories! ; )

And speaking of stories, thanks, all, for the feedback on Breeding Season! I'll be taking a few weeks off to work on other things, but fear not, I will have more written soon!

Oh, one more thing > everybody should check out Missy's chicken thing! It's absolutely hysterical! She has a link to it in the other comment room.

Christine <vecna@eskimo.com>
Wednesday, July 22, 1998 at 05:27:19 PM
IP: vecna.ndip.eskimo.net

I've decided to do a repost since my first one was hard to read and I don't want to strain anyone's eyes.

Real Name: Jen Phillips
Alias's: Shadow, Shadowrunner, formerly the Dragonrunner, Dark Autumn, Dark Nova, Autumn Twilight (funny story behind that one! > ), Taiyou, Hi_no_tori (Bird of Fire, or Phoenix)...Don't remember the rest....
Address: Someone wants to mail me something??! This is a Need to Know basis (and you don't need to know either).
E-mail addy: haitori@usa.net (preferred), taiyou@fortunecity.com, dark__nova@geocities.com, darkautumn@xoom.com, autumn__twilight@yahoo.com, malachitex@hotmail.com
Telly #: No way, nuh-uh!
Work #: don't work.
Work address: see above
SS#: Yeah right!
CC# in numerical order: I wish! Don't have any.
Scanned picture: Got lotz. Go to my url and go to the Dark Side from there.
Blood type: I have blood?! I thought it was Pepsi by now.....
Mother's maiden name: Why you wanna know? So ya's can tap into my bank account? >)
Brother's maiden name: Very _funny_. Don't even have a brother.
Last movie rented from Blockbuster: Never rented from there. Nearest one is about 2 1/2 hours from where I live.
Name of your pet(s): Cats..Chester, Notspot, Sugar, Felipe, Tiki. Dogs..Bop, Trixie, Crikett. Stepdad..Jack (wait, does that qualify as pet?! j/k).
Name of car: Don't have one.
Name of gun: M-16 (in the near future >)
DNA sample: Don't be messing with my jeans...I mean "genes"!
Flavor pie: mmmmm........apple........
Fave pizza topping: Pepperoni
Favorite gargoyle: ummmm...Angela and Demona. Nuthin' like opposites! If I were to name a male gargie, I'd have to say my character Donovan...close second would be Brooklyn.
Favorite pop: (sorry couldn't resist adding one!) PEPSI!!!!

So now my mistake has been rectified and I shall not repeat in the near and far future. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Shadow <haitori@usa.net>
Wednesday, July 22, 1998 at 05:15:26 PM
IP: ts2-13.cam.cyberhighway.net

Mandi> Happy birthday!

****Laudre grabs a huge hunk of cake and wolfs it down in one gulp on his way out.****
Laudre <laudre@null.net>
Wednesday, July 22, 1998 at 04:54:47 PM
IP: p01-31.stamford.dialin.ntplx.com

*Mandi comes in, holding a cake with the candles blown out high in the air to avoid Bronx and Nudnik, both wearing party hats and drooling at the sight of it. *

Happy birthday to me! Ummm.....anyone want some cake? Now? Before my arms tire out and these two get it? *spots a nice high sturdy table and puts it down*
Brian: Thanks for remembering it! (Wow, people I've known for a few *years* forgot...) Want a piece?
Christi: Don't feel rushed! I'm willing to wait for a good thing! Glad to hear it's in the works, though!
Cassandra: I wouldn't laugh at you for not seeing "Heavy Metal" before. I only saw it totally by accident: I was babysitting a few years ago, the kids were in bed, and I was bound and determined to be awake when their weird parents went home. So around 1:30 a.m. I turned on TBS and had no idea what I was watching. :)
Jackal: You got 62 characters for "When Clans Collide" already??? Guess I don't have to recruit Clan Laramie or Clan Denver now. *sounds of cheering outside* I knew it! Get in here and help me with this, will you? *Sheridan drags Razor in by his ear and goes to calm Nudnik down. Razor tries to sit on Bronx and ends up in a wrestling match with the gargbeast.* Hmmm. Maybe it's better to keep them out of trouble....

As you can tell from this post, I've had way too much sugar already, so come and get it!

Mandi Ohlin <weird_web@hotmail.com>
Wednesday, July 22, 1998 at 03:38:29 PM
IP: 131.92.167.42

Real name: Kindra Coates
Aliases: Cassandra
Address: 920 A Second Street, Natchitoches, LA 71457. This is my first apartment all by myself after three years of dorm life. My landlord says I can't adopt strays, so if you come to see me you must leave eventually. :)
E-Mail address: nscoa3099@alpha.nsula.edu
Telephone number: Don't have one. No one told me phone deposits were so expensive!
Work number: I'm getting in enough trouble with my e-mail. No way I'm giving out this one.
Work address: Same reason as above.
Social Security number: Kindra's social security number is classified. Cassandra was hatched before social security numbers and doesn't have one.
Credit Card number's in numerical order: In one word: Ha!
A scanned picture: That's an idea for my web page. Boy, there's a lot I'm going to be doing to it.
Blood type: Don't know.
Mothers maiden name: Vanpram
Brothers maiden name: I don't have any brothers.
Last movie you rented from Blockbuster: Tenchi Universe Volume 1 and Heavy Metal. The first one because I like anime, the second because I had never seen it and was tired of people picking on me.
Name of your pet: Don't have a pet, landlord's decree. Out of the cats at my parents' house, the all white cat named Shadow is the friendliest to me. (How she got that name is a long involved story that can wait for another time.)
Name of your car: Jade. Because she's jade green (according to the sticker) and after Mara Jade. (One of my all time favorite Star Wars characters. The new books, not the movies.)
Name of your gun: I don't have one. I use my fae tricks to get me out of trouble.
DNA sample: Do we want any more mes running around? I think not!
Flavor pie you would most like to have thrown at you: Chocolate.
Favorite pizza topping: Hamburger. (Flies and stinkbugs when I have the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles over.)
Favorite gargoyle: Brooklyn. Anyone who can think up the joke "Yeah, use the Force, Lex." When the helicopter they're flying is about to crash is okay by me. (Whatever happened to that helicopter anyway?)

Cassandra <nscoa3099@alpha.nsula.edu>
Wednesday, July 22, 1998 at 02:55:18 PM
IP: 192.102.223.224

Happy birthday Mandi .
Brian <aliscke@jamweb.net>
Wednesday, July 22, 1998 at 01:37:35 PM
IP: 208.11.41.205

This site rules! It has some very informative things on it. The pictures are good, too.
Gwenevere
Tuesday, July 21, 1998 at 05:53:02 PM
IP: d216.dial-4.cmb.ma.ultra.net

*laughs* I'm working on it, I'm working on it!! Hopefully, "Impossible Dream" will be out in the next week or so. *crosses fingers.*
Spike
Tuesday, July 21, 1998 at 04:37:41 PM
IP: dal-as2-1043.cmpu.net

And I fourth the notion .
Great job on the fanfic by the way Christine , it covered pretty much all the general areas , action , suspense , passion , the whole enchalada .

Brian <aace@toj.com>
Tuesday, July 21, 1998 at 04:02:51 PM
IP: 208.11.41.205

31 listed so far... :)

Christine> VERY nice job on "Breeding Season." A fine story. :)

Christi Smith Hayden> I third the motion. :) Are we going to see more non-TGS fics soon?

And... I find I have nothing more to say. <:) Except, keep the registrations coming in! :)
JEB <JEB215@aol.com>
Tuesday, July 21, 1998 at 02:07:20 PM
IP: 204-134-216.ipt.aol.com

Oops. Jen/Shadow: I didn't see your apology already. Sorry to yell at you for a mistake you'd already caught yourself!
Mandi Ohlin <weird_web@hotmail.com>
Tuesday, July 21, 1998 at 12:27:18 PM
IP: 131.92.167.42

*Mandi backflips into the room, having actually managed eight hours of sleep last night and coffee to boot.*

Sean: Yeah, there was a stray kept on the Stargate Command base named Schrodinger for the same reason on the show. I only remember this because that was the first I'd heard of the theory (and because it later helped me break a long, ominous silence in our joke of an Honors class later on). Hey, I started out an English major, what can you expect? :)

Fire Storm: I second that. Christi, any chance of seeing new non-TGS fics?

Shadow: Please please use a lighter color for posting! I couldn't read your post at all until I got the mouse to highlight the text.

that's all...

*Mandi bounces out of the room again*
Mandi Ohlin <weird_web@hotmail.com>
Tuesday, July 21, 1998 at 07:59:00 AM
IP: 131.92.167.42

76 days until the Rising.
Todd Jensen <merlyn@ninenet.com>
St. Louis, MO
Tuesday, July 21, 1998 at 07:49:42 AM
IP: pn3-ppp-139.primary.net

ACK!!! sorry bout my previous post. Didn't know it'd be so hard to read! Live and learn I guess.

So what's the plans for the new season?? Previews anyone???

> )
Shadow <see previous post>
Tuesday, July 21, 1998 at 02:32:01 AM
IP: ts2-13.cam.cyberhighway.net

My first time here...just found out about it too! Heh heh heh....Anywayz in response to FireStorms query.....

Real Name: Jen Phillips
Alias's: Shadow, Shadowrunner, formerly the Dragonrunner, Dark Autumn, Dark Nova, Autumn Twilight (funny story behind that one! > ), Taiyou, Hi_no_tori (Bird of Fire, or Phoenix)...Don't remember the rest....
Address: Someone wants to mail me something??! This is a Need to Know basis (and you don't need to know either).
E-mail addy: haitori@usa.net (preferred), taiyou@fortunecity.com, dark__nova@geocities.com, darkautumn@xoom.com, autumn__twilight@yahoo.com, malachitex@hotmail.com
Telly #: No way, nuh-uh!
Work #: don't work.
Work address: see above
SS#: Yeah right!
CC# in numerical order: I wish! Don't have any.
Scanned picture: Got lotz. Go to my url and go to the Dark Side from there.
Blood type: I have blood?! I thought it was Pepsi by now.....
Mother's maiden name: Why you wanna know? So ya's can tap into my bank account? >)
Brother's maiden name: Very _funny_. Don't even have a brother.
Last movie rented from Blockbuster: Never rented from there. Nearest one is about 2 1/2 hours from where I live.
Name of your pet(s): Cats..Chester, Notspot, Sugar, Felipe, Tiki. Dogs..Bop, Trixie, Crikett. Stepdad..Jack (wait, does that qualify as pet?! j/k).
Name of car: Don't have one.
Name of gun: M-16 (in the near future >)
DNA sample: Don't be messing with my jeans...I mean "genes"!
Flavor pie: mmmmm........apple........
Fave pizza topping: Pepperoni
Favorite gargoyle: ummmm...Angela and Demona. Nuthin' like opposites! If I were to name a male gargie, I'd have to say my character Donovan...close second would be Brooklyn.
Favorite pop: (sorry couldn't resist adding one!) PEPSI!!!!

Y'welcome FireStorm!
Shadow <haitori@usa.net>
Tuesday, July 21, 1998 at 02:29:05 AM
IP: ts2-13.cam.cyberhighway.net

<<Jackal: The reason Hyena got sent to New York was to destroy the sun talisman that kept the Guatamela gargs awake during the day. Jackal probably thought he could beat the gargs alive or stone, but it never hurt to be sure he could exploit their weakness. Plus he wanted to deface Goliath, and he couldn't do that if there were awake gargs nearby for him to deal with. That's why he went to all that trouble, not because he was stupid.>>
Number 1- I couldn't sleep that night, I'm a type of person
who gets "weirded" out easly when tried, I was walkin thur the house at 5 in the morning laughing because the phrase "What are you babbling about?" struck me as funny. I had that episode in mind because it seemed funny at the time. I was thinkin "The Green", they're talkin about weed! "The green is safe for now." The weed is safe..., Goliath smokin a joint, "Now I understand why the forest needs gargoyle protection." See? I was bored and tired and that was funny...
Number 2- I was thinkin Jackal and Hyena saw the necklaces the other gargoyles were wearin, it would have been simpler to take em off (by force). Or am I missin something?
Jackal <bla>
Ga Usa
Tuesday, July 21, 1998 at 01:16:47 AM
IP: spider-tr043.proxy.aol.com

(Teleports in and scans the area.)

Damn, the parental units ground me from the computer for one week and look what I miss.
I too have seen B5:Thirdspace. I would have been more impressed if it had been a continunation of the last season on TNT but it was still very good. Now if you excuse me I have work to do. I'm picking up a message about terrorists breaking into Area 51. *SIGH* A vigilante's work is never done.
(Teleports out. A rumble of powerful engines is heard, and slowly fades alway.)
Dreadnaught <dreadnaught_VV@yahoo.com>
Abingdon, VA USA
Tuesday, July 21, 1998 at 12:57:13 AM
IP: 208.27.28.26

(The hologram of Doug appears again. He's still on Mars, still playing poker with Marvin the Marsin, Samantha Mulder, Frederick Valentich, and the other abductee, who has yet to reveal his name. Doug is also still losing, badly.)
God, come on! Where's my luck? I know I'm a better poker player than this!! One of these guys has to be cheating!! Okay, back on topic. Here's my response to Firestorm's last post.

** Doug: You went to mars? DAMN! Wish I knew! I would have had you check out that piece of property I am planning to build my new house on. BTW... if you need food, I have a small place located in that large mountain (the 25 mile tall one) (I can't even remember where I live!) **

Hey, how was I supposed to know aliens were gonna abduct me and I'd end up on this God-forsaken red hunk of rock? If I didn't know, you surely couldn't have. Thanks for the tip, I'll check that place out later. I have a feeling I'm going to be on this planet for quite some time. At least until I win back my poker money. Good to know we can take food from your place, I'll pay you back for it when I'm back on Earth (if anyone ever shows up to get me!).

** And a non-working uterus does NOT, I repeat, NOT exclude you from ever having a kid. With the REAL advances in cloning
technology, they may be able to grow you a new one. Really. Fan fic aside, I see it as being a total possability in about 15
years. **

Gee, that sounds neat. But Lisa is totally against the idea of cloning humans, she has the Gattaca syndrome. So this idea probably won't gel in her mind. If we're together long enough to get serious enough, maybe we'll find some other way to have a child. Damn her getting impaled on those tree branches after falling off that mountain three years ago (but thank God she's alive and everything but her reproductive system is intact)!! Oh well, I'm sure she knew better than to go down the expert trail her first time skiing (looks around and sighs in relief, hoping Lisa doesn't slap him for saying this when she reads it). I know I will if I ever ski. Thanks for your vote of confidence, and your kind words.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to confront Marvin about that ace I know he has up his sleeve. Later all!!
(Marvin growls at Doug and draws his laser gun. Doug growls back and does likewise, demanding that the Marsin be given a full cavity search. As the alien gets an angry expression in his eyes and prepares to fire, the hologram fades away. Everyone has a feeling that when they get more news of Doug's adventures on Mars, the resulting scene won't be pretty.)
Doug <frostfire@mail.utexas.edu>
Tuesday, July 21, 1998 at 12:14:01 AM
IP: 199.174.204.101

Hey Spike (A.K.A Christi Smith Hayden) Are you going to make more non-tgs Fan-fic? I want to see how Avery is doing. And I want to see how Lex and Tina are doing. I enjoied your fan-fic also (As it is aparent in some of my post's).
Fire Storm
Tuesday, July 21, 1998 at 12:04:53 AM
IP: 174-145-25.ipt.aol.com

In a large, familiar room, a ball of fire apears a few feet from a small pool of blood and a pile of gravel. Out of the fire, a tall gargoyle known as Night Flame, walks over to the mess, his color changing from the usual forest green to a more sad blue. He kneels at the mess and places two roses, one red and one black in between the pile and the puddle. "For Demona and Jerrico" he whispers to no one in perticular. After pausing for a moment, he stands, his color changing to red. He expands his wings, then wraps them around himself as they turn to fire and he disapears.

Christie Morgan, I just read your latest works. I got them on my lunch break and read them as soon as I got home. VERY nice, very happy, and a little sad. Can't wait for more!

Ok... WAY too many people responded to my rantings of a mad-man! (But I do want the DNA! I will send a courier to get them! I NEED them for my experiments! I WILL CREATE PERFECTION!)
Umm... forget that last part.

Name: How should I know? Let me check my business cards... VINCENT? Damn! Grabbed my managers cards by mistake.
Location: Dearborn, Mi, USA, Earth (Until I move back to my home planet)
Alias's: Fire Storm, Night Flame, Temporal, Lord Temporal, Lady Deathstrike, Inferno.
Pets: Yes. a cat and a dog.
My gun: Mr. C
Pizza Toppings: Chicken, Peperoni, hot pepper seeds, italian sausage, ground beef, bacon, NO HAM!
Favorite Gargs? Hmmm... Well...
Show: Lex. I can relate to him the most. Same with ColdStone (Don't Ask)
Fan-fic: Tough one... Can't really think of one from TGS (Sorry. No one new that I really like) I would have to say that my favorites are Avery, Aiden, and Jerrico.
The rest of my info is deemed classified by powers that I have no control over.
(Oh, and that entire POST was a attempt at a joke, Brian)

Doug: You went to mars? DAMN! Wish I knew! I would have had you check out that piece of property I am planning to build my new house on. BTW... if you need food, I have a small place located in that large mountian (the 25 mile tall one) (I can't even remember where I live!)
And a non-working uterus does NOT, I repeat, NOT exclude you from ever having a kid. With the REAL advances in cloning technology, they may be able to grow you a new one. Really. Fan fic aside, I see it as being a total possability in about 15 years.

A flame begins at the base of Night Flame's wings, expanding to engulf his wings and body. As the flames die out, Fire Storm apears, complete with full length leather jacket. His eyes flash bright red, and he is gone, but not before he whispers "For the unborn..."
Fire Storm/Night Flame <JeremyCBCD@aol.com>
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 11:52:42 PM
IP: 174-145-25.ipt.aol.com

**Coyote enters once again, tattoos gone.**

Doug: Thanks for the offer, but I finally got them off. (My own damn fault for using auto body paint for temp. tattoos!)

**Coyote leaves, only then noticing one of the 62 WCC characters imbibing on his can of turpentine. Last thing heard: "Save some for me!!"**
Coyote the Bando <1134@i-is.com>
Algonac, Michigan
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 10:42:56 PM
IP: 207.91.254.29

Two quick notes:

1) The Gargoyles Fan Registry website is up! Click on my name to see it... :)

2) Just in case anyone's mixed up, the Registry and Fire Storm's questions are different things. I mention this because people are replying to him that haven't joined the Registry, even though they both ask similar things...

That's all. :)
JEB <JEB215@aol.com>
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 10:39:28 PM
IP: 174-135-97.ipt.aol.com

(A hologram of Doug appears in the room, he is sitting on a rock, playing poker with three other humans and Marvin the Marsin from Looney Tunes.)
Hey, everybody! I'm sitting here on Mars, waiting to be picked up by whoever heard my distress signal. I'm still alive thanks to this artificial atmosphere generator next to me that I salvaged from those really dumb aliens' ship and communicating with you via their long range video-phone. They made it really easy to escape from their ship, you know. Forgetting to remove my secret explodo-molar and putting me in a cell right next to the gun locker- real smart. I guess they've never played Duke Nukem 2 like I have, he he he. Here's some things on topic.
Lisa: Hey, stop telling these people things they don't need to know! Now I know where all the caffienenated coffee I haven't been drinking has gone! We're gonna have to have a little talk about this once I'm back on the same planet as you.
A Gargoyles CCG: Material from the first two seasons and TGS would work best for the game, I think. I don't know much about CCGs, so I don't think I can contribute any rules ideas. Sorry.
Coyote: I'm bringing back a lot of great alien technology from my abduction. One of the pieces is an "automatic tattoo remover." Let me know if you need to use it.
Fox Mulder: If you're reading this, I've found your sister. She's fine, except for awful pain in several unmentionable places on her body (and she'll be broke after we finish this game, ha ha). You can pick her up at the TGS chatroom after we get back to Earth.
That's all for now, see y'all next post.
(Doug turns back to the poker game and groans as Marvin lays down a full house and takes the pot. "We're not done yet!" Doug shouts, grabbing the cards and dealing again. "We'll play again! This time I'll beat you!!" The other abductees sigh and shake their heads as the hologram fades away.)
Doug <frostfire@mail.utexas.edu>
Austin, TX USA
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 10:28:58 PM
IP: hd65-089.hil.compuserve.com

**Coyote enters the room, head to toe in temporary tattoos that make him look like a reject from the mosh pit.**

Just reading over the replies to the personal info, and needed to toss this one in.

Christine: On behalf of the closet Discordian within me: HAIL ERIS! (INWO joke)

That's all I have to add here.

**Coyote leaves, rubbing his skin with turpentine trying to get the tattoos off.**
Coyote the Bando <1134@i-is.com>
Algonac, Michigan
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 09:23:45 PM
IP: modem124.net-ex.com

When the new season of gargoyles begins. I know I would like it if Coldstone, Coldfire, Coldsteel could return for the new season. Also I would like it if Coldstone and Coldfire could rejoin the clan, because in the end of Possession Coldstone said. We well retrurn, but after they find and stop Coldsteel. Also when the new season begins Angela can see that her rookery brother Gabril resembles Coldstone and Coldfire. so she figures out that Coldstone, Coldfire are Gabriels parants and she could tell them that they have a son on Avalon. I also was warding who are Ophelia parants
Lawrence Stone <st1@bright.net>
Chillicothe, Ohio Ross
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 07:54:41 PM
IP: chil-ras3-4-cs-7.dial.bright.net

(Lisa walks in, dressed in space marine gear and accompanied by several other humans and gargoyles similarly attired.)
Alright, due to a mysterious distress call from Mars that read as follows: "Help. I was abducted by aliens, managed to escape, kill them all, and crash-land their ship on Mars. Need someone to please pick me and three other abductees up pronto! Doug.", we have to go blasting into outer space, boldly go where no human or gargoyle has gone before, yada yada yada. Before we jet off, I better give my info for the current trend here.

Real name: Lisa Samantha Telman.
Aliases: Dierdre34, Lis, LST, Garg-Girl, Talks Too Much, Slater, Space Unicorn, the Violent Dem.
Address: 600 W. 26th St, Apt. I-187, Austin, TX, 78705. You show up on my doorstep late at night, you better have a peace offering.
E-Mail address: dierdre34@yahoo.com
Telephone number: (512) 474-8590 (yes, I know it's the same as Doug's! We live together and we feel the same way about prank calls, so be warned.)
Work number: Not giving this to you, I'm always way too busy at work to recieve phone calls anyway.
Work address: Aisle 15 and Register 10 of one of the Albertsons grocery stores in Austin, not gonna tell you which one cause I don't feel like it.
Social Security number: Sorry, that's classified. I'd tell you, but then I'd have to get really nasty with you.
Credit Card number's in numerical order: See above. Same response to this inquiry.
A scanned picture: We don't have a scanner, and the last time our computer-guru pal Mac let me use his, it blew up. Don't think he'll let me use it again any time soon. (Why it did that he still doesn't know.)
Blood type: AB negative, very rare! And, yes, I've had to have more blood put in me twice via trasnfusion in my lifetime. First, for a really horrible skiing accident that almost killed me and left me scarred for life and without a working uterus. Second, I needed a blood donation when I got turned into the half-gargoyle I am now to survive the transformation. As a result, my blood is very precious to me. Only if you're dying will I let you have some, and definitely not if you're undead. (Hear that, anyone in here from Translyvania or Sunnydale?)
Mothers maiden name: Nichols.
Brothers maiden name: Ray doesn't have a maiden name, I think. What is the real purpose of this question?
Last movie you rented from Blockbuster: Lethal Weapon 3, the best of all the LW movies.
Name of your pet: Don't have a pet, they're too much trouble.
Name of your car: I don't have a car, I only have a motorbike. That vehicle is a blue Kawasaki, and I like to call it the Road Moccassin because of the snakeskin-style print I have on the sides and saddlebags. It's a good and fast little bike, and I'm currently trying to modify it so it's like David's bike in Invasion America (doubt I'll ever be able to get it to hover, but I can still dream!).
Name of your gun: I don't like guns that much, so I don't use them. The only gun I own is a Super Soaker XP 75, and I don't really have a name for it. Oh well, I guess I could call it The Steamer since I usually load it with very hot water when I'm mad at someone (that often happens during a water fight).
DNA sample: Contact Sevarius Jr's dad, I wouldn't be surprised if he had some of my DNA left after what he did to me. He better not make any clones if he does.
Flavor pie you would most like to have thrown at you: Something's that's easy to pull off your shirt and throw back, maybe whipped cream. That doesn't stick too well.
Favorite pizza topping: Doug and I share the same favorite pizza toppings, see his post for details on what I like in one.
Favorite gargoyle: Broadway, I like his detective abilities, niceness, and how he's just so cute! (Great, now I've said too much, again.)

Okay, that's my profile. Now, if you'll excuse me, we have to go "borrow" one of the spaceships at Area 51 and get Doug off Mars before the guy in the weird helmet who lives there finds him. See y'all next post.
(Lisa turns and walks out, followed by the rest of the Black Ravens and members of Clan Austin who volunteered to go into space with her.)
Lisa <dierdre34@yahoo.com>
Austin, TX USA
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 07:10:42 PM
IP: hd4-094.hil.compuserve.com

Real name: Stephen
Alias's: Jackal, "J", "crazy muthaf**ka"
E-Mail adress: Jkal662@aol.com, Jackal1127@hotmail.com, BlacHaze@juno.com, Joshuasdream@juno.com
Social Security number: 666-22-1134
Credit Card number's in numerical order: Numerical order, huh? 0-9
A scanned picture: not yet
Blood type: huh.. yea
Last movie you rented from Blockbuster: Fallen, Pumkinhead 2
Name of you pet: Mr.Boston (cat)
Name for your car: "Cavy"
Name of your gun: 357 (Ms. Bustsalot)
DNA sample: Why?
Flavor pie you would most like to have thrown at you: It was some type of chocolate...
and, finally
Favorite gargoyle: All who know me, know this..., Demona and Brooklyn.
Jackal <i get tried of typing this>
Ga Usa
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 06:41:21 PM
IP: spider-tr044.proxy.aol.com

About the Gargoyles CCG - I know almost nothing about "Magic: the Gathering", but am very familiar with another CCG based on Tolkien's works, "Middle-earth: The Wizards". And it is very faithful to the spirit of "The Hobbit" and "The Lord of the Rings", which makes me very much able to recommend it. So I believe that the same thing can be done with a "Gargoyles" CCG.
Todd Jensen <merlyn@ninenet.com>
St. Louis, MO
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 06:38:53 PM
IP: pn13-ppp-88.primary.net

**Coyote enters the room dressed head to toe in items which read "No Fear."**

Just trying to show I'm not afraid of giving this info ...

Real name: Don Alexander Martinez (yes, DAM are my initials: don't laugh.)
Alias's: The Coyote Bando (or Coyote the Bando), Elmo
Address: In the middle of nowhere ... namely Algonac, Michigan
E-Mail address: 1134@i-is.com
Telephone number: Wouldn't you like to know ...
Work number: Can never remember myself ...
Work address: Murray's Discount Auto, Chesterfield, Michigan
Social Security number: No way, Jose!
Credit Card number's in numerical order: Won't do you any good, anyway ...
A scanned picture: Working on a self-portrait as a garg (oughtta be interesting: a 300-lb. gargoyle carrying a saxophone ...)
Blood type: B-
Mothers maiden name: Webb
Brothers maiden name: Say dum de dah dah?!
Last movie you rented from Blockbuster: G.I. Jane (EXCELLENT!!)
Name of you pet: Two dogs (Roxy [f], Stormy [m]), two cats (Chessie [f], Tiki [f and horny])
Name for your car: Two options, either Taz-Mania or the Tazillac (and it's a sick Tazillac right now ...)
Name of your gun: It's a SAXOPHONE!!!
DNA sample: Too bizarre for modern science to comprehend ...
Flavor pie you would most like to have thrown at you: Chocolate cream
favorite pizza topping: Ham and Pineapple (also known as a "Maui Combo")
Favorite gargoyle: Broadway (dumpy fat guy who gets the girl ... oh how I dare to dream!)
Garg-related bio: Started writing fanfics in March. Website began in April. Started insane undertaking known as "When Clans Collide!" in June. Expecting to start work on WCC in October. Expecting WCC to be released in August 1999. Expecting to drop dead of exhaustion 15 seconds after WCC is finally posted on the Web.

That's me. That's all of me. Now I lay with my wounds naked to the world ...

**Coyote exits the room, arms out to sides a la Kate Winslet in "Titanic" ...**
Coyote the Bando <1134@i-is.com>
Algonac, Michigan
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 06:37:50 PM
IP: modem107.net-ex.com

Well, everyone else seems to be doing it, so I may as well now that I have the time:

Real Name: Tim Bramfeld
Aliases: Galvatron
Address: Derangement, State of Mind, USA.
Email Address: tbramfeld@center.colgate.edu (email me!!)
Phone #: (012) 345-6789 (yeah right...)
Work #: What, me work?
Work address: What, me work?
SSN#: All records of my existence have been deleted.
Credit Card #: Like I can afford this...
A scanned pic: no can do (no scanner, and no decent pic either)
Blood Type: Timelord
Mother's Maiden Name: don't know.
Brother's Maiden Name: huh?
Last Movie Rented: Supercop
Name of Pet: Not applicable
Name of car: Not applicable
Name of Gun: Megatron
DNA sample: GATTACA
Flavor Pie: chocolate mousse.
Pizza topping: meatballs
Fave Gargoyle: Coldstone, of course!

Now a note for all those who may have skipped all the above details (and for those of you who didn't): I still want to hear from all of you about my Gargoyles CCG; if you would buy it, and what seasons/episodes of the series or TGS you want to see in it. Please send info to my email address. Be seeing you....
Galvatron <tbramfeld@center.colgate.edu>
Hamilton, NY USA
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 06:20:50 PM
IP: 149.43.167.104

Okay guys, I think by now you know I was joking about the Big Brother comment. I guess I've just been watching to much X-Files. To show you I mean no harm, here's my info.

Real Name: Branden Poole
Aliases: Here, Sevarius Jr. Don't have to many in other places.
Address: No offense, but I don't want to wake up at 3 a.m. to find you at my doorstep.
Email Address: bpoole@mailexcite.com
Phone #: (703) 536-2674 Please don't crank call me. I have relatives in the government. I can make you disappear. However, if you just want to chat, give me a ring.
Work #: Ummm...Currently unemployed
Work address: See above answer
SSN#: Yeah right, like I'm giving you that.
Credit Card #: No way in hell I'm giving you THIS.
A scanned pic: Sorry, no scanner. But if you want to know what I look like, I would have to say that young lad in Good Will Hunting...Matt Damon I think it is...And I constantly get confused for Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio
Blood Type: A, I think.
Mother's Maiden Name: Danner
Brother's Maiden Name: Only have a younger sister, Talia
Last Movie Rented: "The Replacement Killers" & "Hard Boiled". Chow Yun Fat is the MAN!
Name of Pet: My German Shepherd, King
Name of car: A 78' Olds, which I call P.O.S.--Piece of S***, cause that's what it is.
Name of Gun: Mr. Carter
DNA sample: It's in the mail. Remember to keep it refrigerated.
Flavor Pie: Banana Cream. Mmmmm.....pie.
Pizza topping: Pepporoni.
Fave Gargoyle: It'd be Demona, if she wasn't so, you know, genocidal. So I guess I'd choose Brooklyn.
Sevarius Jr.
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 05:35:53 PM
IP: client-151-200-126-193.bellatlantic.net

Real name -- Christi Smith Hayden
Alias's -- Spike, Ramona, Mommy Stoopidhead
adress -- The blast furnance known as Texas in the summertime.
E-Mail adress -- cshayden@hotmail.com
Telephone number -- Work number -- Work address -- Pretty much all the same place.
Social Security number -- 3 numbers followed by 2 numbers followed by 4 numbers.
Credit Card number's in numerical order -- Why? You planning to pay them off for me?
A scanned picture -- Nope...
Blood type -- A+
Mothers maiden name -- Kettler
Brothers maiden name -- Dingleberry
Last movie you rented from Blockbuster -- "Sesame Street presents Get Up and Dance!" and "Tom & Jerry's Classic Cartoons" (I rented them; I didn't get to pick them out.)
Name of you pet -- Nyssa, a pissy old lady cat, and Topper, a voracious eating machine disguised as a 6 lb. cat!
Name for your car -- Mommy's Firetruck (Hey! It's RED.)
Name of your gun -- Seeing as the household arsenal is the hub's domain, I wouldn't know. (And if the guns have names, we'll be havin' a little talk later.)
DNA sample -- Unavailable
Flavor pie you would most like to have thrown at you -- Ice cream Sundae Pie but I'd just as soon NOT have food thrown at me, thank you.
favorite pizza topping -- Ham and pineapple
Favorite gargoyle. -- Brooklyn
Spike
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 05:07:44 PM
IP: dal-as2-1009.cmpu.net

Real name - realistic
Alias's - ED, Eddie, Edwarj, Oi you!, kid, yeah you!
adress - spelt wrongly
E-Mail adress - ed.reynolds@virgin.net
Telephone number - quite a lot of numbers there, yes.
Work number - same answer
Work adress - still spelt wrongly
Social Security number - none
Credit Card number's in numerical order - none
A scanned picture - probably have one somewhere, so what?
Blood type - red
Mothers maiden name - maiden
Brothers maiden name - still maiden
Last movie you rented from Blockbuster - movie
Name of you pet - pet
Name for your car - car
Name of your gun -gun
DNA sample - DNA
Flavor pie you would most like to have thrown at you -pie
favorite pizza topping - pizza
Favorite gargoyle - Demona, Brook… erm…
ED
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 04:42:08 PM
IP: p28-martin-gui.tch.virgin.net

Net Name: Doji Nick
RL name: Agent N
Age: Too Old
Birthdate: May 28
Home Location: Glen Burnie
Contact methods: E-mail- dojinick@yahoo.com
Website: not yet
Bio: Got hooked on Gargoyle from the start. At the time I didn't watch a lot of tv. I mostly play CCG's and RPG's. Right now I'm in a Call of Cathulu game. I case you don't know it's one of the more scary game out there. Pretty graphic too. After the first session I couldn't eat for a few hours without fear of throwing up. If you want details e-mail me.
Other: I am in the middle of writing some Gargoyle & Elfquest fanfiction. But I have no where to post it. I'm looking for anyplace right now. **NOTE** a good amount will be for 18+ only.

Later all
Doji Nick <dojinick>
GB, MD
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 03:07:18 PM
IP: 207-172-150-168.s41.as10.anp.erols.com

Fire Storm>

Real Name: Yes.
Alias: Jebbers, Xbalanque, Emrain, Nairme, Mirror, Silly Billy Clone Head
Address: Somewhere in the wilds of Maryland
E-Mail Address: JEB215@aol.com
Telephone Number: Yes.
Work Number: No.
Work Address: Maybe.
Social Security Number: If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
Credit Card Number's In Numerical Order: I wish...
A scanned picture: Nope nope nope, you gotta meet me in real life to SEE me in real life. Sorry! <:)
Blood Type: A+
Mother's Maiden Name: Classified.
Brother's Maiden Name: Um...
Last movie you rented from Blockbuster: The Court Jester. "Get it?" "Got it." "Good."
Name of you pet: Timothy.
Name for your car: Null. (As in, don't have one just yet. <:)
Name of your gun: Gun? Gun?? We don't need no stinking gun!
DNA sample: Trust me, you'd rather not have it. It really hates strangers.
Flavor pie you would most like to have thrown at you: Peanut butter
Favorite pizza topping: Pepperoni, sausage, and many spices.
and, finally
Favorite gargoyle: That one.
JEB <JEB215@aol.com>
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 02:59:22 PM
IP: 206-54-132.ipt.aol.com

Mandi> There's a cat named Schrodinger on Stargate SG-1? I imagine Christine's cat's name comes from Schrodinger's Cat, a model explaining Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. (In fact, I was planning to name a cat Schrodinger except I found out it's a rather common cat name among us geeky types. I still want my Maine Coon named Bubba, though. And mutts named Bronx and Boudicca.)

Real name: Sean A. Simpson
Alias's: Laudre, unless you're on a MUD, under which I've gone by the names Garet, Minnar, Kystran, Kiera, Felgen, Fulirigennar, and Naes (that I can remember).
address: Somewhere in New England.
E-Mail address: See below.
Telephone number: 555-5555
Work number: Work? What work?
Work address: See above.
Social Security number: 069-42-6942
Credit Card number's in numerical order: I have credit cards?
A scanned picture: None online right now, sorry.
Blood type: Uhhh... I forget.
Mothers maiden name: Ask her. (I know, but I'm not telling.)
Brothers maiden name: I don't have a brother, 'less you count my brother-in-law.
Last movie you rented from Blockbuster: Fargo and Bubblegum Crisis Episode One.
Name of you pet: Smokey the Cat.
Name for your car: I have a car?
Name of your gun: Ummm... I don't have a gun. Unless you mean... er, nevermind.
DNA sample: En route by nanotech mosquito.
Flavor pie you would most like to have thrown at you: Coconut creme.
favorite pizza topping: White pizza with eggplant. Yum.
Favorite gargoyle: Don't have a particular favorite, although I never get tired of looking at Demona or Angela.
Laudre <laudre@null.net>
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 02:13:13 PM
IP: 204.213.179.226

Alright... I was just trying to see if my pic of Ophelia was working yet... But once again, Christine inspires me to play along.

Real name: Jennifer Leigh Anderson
Alias's: Crzy Demona, the Crzy One, Mommy.
adress: HA! I'm not talking... you cant make me!
E-Mail adress: demonacrzy@aol.com
Telephone number: 867-5309
Work number: Work!?! I am suppose to work??
Work adress: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Social Security number: 000-000-0069
Credit Card number's in numerical order: I dont need no STINKING credit cards. Actually... my husband is grounded from such things.
A scanned picture: You can find it on my web site. Please use protective lenses when viewing.. and have your barf bag ready.
Blood type: A+
Mothers maiden name: Hartgraves
Brothers maiden name: Boucher
Last movie you rented from Blockbuster: G.I. Jane. "Suck my ____ "
Name of you pet: Indiania - Black German Sheppard ("We named the DOG Indiana" "Hey, I have some very fond memories of that dog.")
Name for your car: BABEMAGNET
Name of your gun: Loverboy
DNA sample: I could give it to you... but then Mulder would track you down and steal it back... so I will just save you the trouble and keep it.
Flavor pie you would most like to have thrown at you: French Silk
favorite pizza topping: Anchovies
and, finally
Favorite gargoyle: From the show - Goliath ::swoons:: From Fanfic - Jericho ::drools::

Well... now that you know more about me than I know about myself, I will check in later to see if there is any new art uploaded.

CrzyDemona <demonacrzy@aol.com>
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 12:28:50 PM
IP: port006.simi.fishnet.net

Oops. Forgot a few things.

Last movie rented at Blockbuster: A tie--rented Labyrinth and Grosse Pointe Blank.
Mother's maiden name: Kisiel
Fave pizza topping: Fruit flavored Jelly Bellys
Pic URL: Doesn't work now. I think Geocities just gave my friend Matt's page to someone else.
Fave gargoyle: Griff!
Name of (late) cat: Jennyanydots (I was seven, and had been reading too much T.S. Eliot).

Something else I wanted to bring up: Someone with an AOL account sent me a bunch of e-mails this week asking me if I was such a good writer, why wasn't I on TGS? I tried to respond, but the address bounced and now I can't find it. So I'm sorry, but I'm posting the response here since I can't reply to this person. I never said I was a good writer to anyone, and I haven't been critical to any authors I've sent feedback to in a long time. And I did make a half-hearted bid to get on the TGS staff when I first heard of it, but got no response and figured that meant no. End of rant, and I'm sorry to have made this public.

Christine: Another story??? Yaaay! *bounces* I can't wait to read it!! BTW, the note about Schrodinger: Did you ever see Stargate SG-1, or is that just a coincidence?

Yes. I'll shut up now. Really. (I have to go read "Breeding Season" now while I'm still on lunch break!)
Mandi Ohlin <weird_web@hotmail.com>
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 11:58:03 AM
IP: 131.92.167.42

*Mandi comes in, obviously sunburned but still in a good mood.*

One week at the beach, and look what I miss! *checks the archive real quick to see what she's missed*

Music preference: Anything except rap, country, and hard rock. (Exceptions: Will Smith, Coolio, three Garth Brooks songs.) Still addicted to Dave Matthews. I've got to agree with Lisa that Puff Daddy mangled "Every Breath You Take."

Jeb: A Garg fan registry? Sure! Sign me up!

Name, e-mail, city, state: check below
Age: 19 come Wednesday!
Birthday: Two days from now....
Contact methods: E-mail, and I also can be found on DalNet IRC as Mandolin_ or Kiara_D. (usually in #TomorrowPeople, #Captain_N, or maybe #alt-mmpr)
Pic: Check the link below. It's kind of an old pic, but the best one ever taken of me.
Website: http://weirdweb.simplenet.com/
Bio: Avid fanfic writer since summer of '96, and my first public fanfic was a short Gargs piece. Signed up as a proofreader for Garg Fan Website. Self-proclaimed nitpicker extraordinaire, procrastinator, and crossover fanatic.

Off-topic tip of the day: Wet tea bags will help sun poisoning. Really. Just in case someone else gets struck by the sun. :)

*Mandi waves and heads out*
Mandi Ohlin <weird_web@hotmail.com>
Bel Air, Maryland
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 11:38:26 AM
IP: 131.92.167.42

New Story! "Breeding Season" is now up on my site; mature readers only for obvious reasons. This is the one you've been waiting for! ; )

Gosh, I love surveys like this!
Real name -- Christine Marie Morgan
Alias's -- Eris, Goddess of Discord
adress -- Palace of the Golden Queen, Barsoom, Mars.
E-Mail adress -- vecna@eskimo.com
Telephone number -- 1-900-NAU-GHTY ($8.00 per minute)
Work number -- oops, that was my work number ; )
Work adress -- confidentialty forbids me from revealing the location.
Social Security number -- has been removed from government records
Credit Card number's in numerical order -- they've all been cancelled and cut to pieces.
A scanned picture -- would you prefer the one with the riding crop or the one with the whipped cream?
Blood type -- A+
Mothers maiden name -- Lambert
Brothers maiden name -- Atkins
Last movie you rented from Blockbuster -- Revenge of the Space Vixens from Hell, Director's Cut.
Name of you pet -- Schroedinger the Cat.
Name for your car -- Mommy's Car
Name of your gun -- Last Thing (as in, "the last thing you're gonna see, punk!")
DNA sample -- enclosed via private courier.
Flavor pie you would most like to have thrown at you -- lemon merangue
favorite pizza topping -- Crunchberries
and, finally
Favorite gargoyle. -- Goliath, no contest!

Christine <vecna@eskimo.com>
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 11:34:08 AM
IP: vecna.ndip.eskimo.net

Just a note to recap everything I said last week, in case anyone missed it: I am developing a Gargoyles collectible card game. It is NOT a mere Magic: the Gathering knock-off; I have a unique system of rules and game play that should make the game feel a lot like the TV show. I have currently planned on including material from the first two seasons of the Gargoyles TV show, and I would like to know what (if anything) else you would like me to include as material for my game. PLEASE send these suggestions to my email address (included in this post), and let me know if you would like to see such a game, and if you would be willing to buy it if it comes out. Be seeing you...
Galvatron <tbramfeld@center.colgate.edu>
Hamilton, NY USA
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 10:28:15 AM
IP: 149.43.161.69

77 days until the Rising! Be there or be a small geometric shape with four equal sides and angles!

Um... that didn't come out quite right, did it?
Todd Jensen <merlyn@ninenet.com>
St. Louis, MO
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 07:31:55 AM
IP: pn3-ppp-141.primary.net

Well Jeb your point is once again driven home , I mixed the info requests from you and Firestorm , apologies to you both , I also have to appologize for all the typos , but look at the time , its excusable .

Jeb > I'll E-mail you the info requested tomorrow when my brain is once more satisfactoryly supplied with blood .
Firestorm > Here is the info you wanted that I have not already posted . For the ones left blank I'll E-mail you later .

Home # - 925-4449 , I'll get the proper overseas dialing procedure tomorrow .
Credit Card nos. - You wish
Work # - none
Work address - none
SS# - none
Pic - no scanner .
Mothers Maiden Name - Aitcheson
Brothers Maiden Name - This is an attempt at a joke right .
Last movie rented from blockbuster - Guyver Tape 3
Name of Pet - Snapper
Name of Car - Car? I have a car ?
Name of gun - Equalizer when I get it .
Pie - Apple I like it hot but not when trown onto my face .
Pizza toppings - pineapple , pepporoni , mushrooms , onions
Heard of that Little Caesars that burned down , they gave me Friggin anchovies .
Favourite Gargoyle - Tie between Goliath and Lex .
Brian <aace@toj.com>
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 05:33:12 AM
IP: port126.toj.com

Well Jeb your point is once again driven home , I mixed the info requests from you and Firestorm , apologies to you both , I also have to appologize for all the typos , but look at the time , its excusable .

Jeb > I'll E-mail you the info requested tomorrow when my brain is once more satisfactoryly supplied with blood .
Firestorm > Here is the info you wanted that I have not already posted . For the ones left blank I'll E-mail you later .

Home # - 925-4449 , I'll get the proper overseas dialing procedure tomorrow .
Credit Card nos. - You wish
Work # - none
Work address - none
SS# - none
Pic - no scanner .
Mothers Maiden Name - Aitcheson
Brothers Maiden Name - This is an attempt at a joke right .
Last movie rented from blockbuster - Guyver Tape 3
Name of Pet - Snapper
Name of Car - Car? I have a car ?
Name of gun - Equalizer when I get it .
Pie - Apple I like it hot but not when trown onto my face .
Pizza toppings - pineapple , pepporoni , mushrooms , onions
Heard of that Little Caesars that burned down , they gave me Friggin anchovies .
Favourite Gargoyle - Tie between Goliath and Lex .
Anonymous
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 05:32:25 AM
IP: port126.toj.com

Hey Jeb are you sure its a god idea to have Dna samoles in a place that would ve easy to infiltrate considering the habits of Sevarius Jrs Dad .

Anyways ,
Real Name - Brian Cooke
Aliases - Kraken 09 , Emmissary , Broon
Home - Kingston Jamaica
Age - 16
Birthday - 12\10\81
E-mail - aace@toj.com
Icq - 10642346
Bio - I did a good deal of art (nothing compared to Kanthra's work mind you) , but I have'nt posted any due to the non-existence of a web page to call my own . I have lived hear my whole life and I plan to die here , or if not at least spread my ashes here . I dispise my brother who is 15 years my elder and I am an environmentalist . I love to shoot targets that are NON-LIVING and pretend that they are my brother , which is why I am a fairly god shot .

Well that's all I can think of right now so , I'll be off now , by the way Jeb , your welcome .
Brian <aace>
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 05:07:18 AM
IP: port126.toj.com

I'm #8. JEB I like the idea of a Gargfan registry.
Thanks for sponsering it. Aotn-you even spell my
name right. Thought I'd put up the new pic to show
everyone. Night All. Starsinger
Theresa <Starsinger@Webtv.net>
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 03:56:07 AM
IP: proxy-147.iap.bryant.webtv.net

Goes to show you should read the WHOLE Comment Room before posting. <:)

7th! :)

Sevarius Jr.> I knew you were joking. :)
BTW, I saw B5: Thirdspace too, and yeah, it was good! :)

Brian> Thanks for the defense too. :)

's all. :)
JEB <JEB215@aol.com>
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 02:10:25 AM
IP: 204-187-120.ipt.aol.com

Doug> Thanks for the defense. :)
I think Sevarius Jr. was joking, though... at least, I hope so. <:)

Anyway, reposting for those who may have missed it Sunday...

Hey all! JEB here...

I recently, on a whim, surfed through some internet Transformers sites. One in particular caught my eye... a listing of every known Transformers fan with contact and bio info. And I asked myself... wouldn't it be handy to have such a reference page for Gargoyles fans? So we could figure out how to contact one another, or just learn about each other?

So, I came up with this idea: The Gargoyles Fan Registry. An attempt to make a listing of every Gargoyles fan on the 'Net (and beyond, maybe even).

How do I get on this registry?
Just send e-mail to my address with the following info:

Net/Fandom Name: (required)
RL name: (not required)
Age: (not required)
Birthdate: (not required)
Home Location: (not required)
Contact methods: Like E-mail, ICQ UIN, IRC chat ID, and any other means of
getting in touch (required)
Website: If any
Bio: Lists contributions to fandom and/or a short biographical story
Other: Anything else you want me to add.

This can only work with you, my fellow fans' support. So please, send them in!
As soon as they start coming in, I'll post them on my site, and give the URL out. :)

13 people have already sent in bios. Keep 'em coming, people! :) I'll have the site built by Tuesday. :)

SYL!
JEB <JEB215@aol.com>
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 02:03:40 AM
IP: 204-187-120.ipt.aol.com

(Doug screams the following as he is beamed aboard the saucer, hoping everyone hears.)
Oh yeah, make the pizza deep-dish, whole-wheat crust! Forgot about that! And somebody call the Air Force about this UFO!!
(Doug tries to say more but is fully beamed aboard the alien ship before he can say anything. Its prey caught, the saucer flies off into the night, glowing strongly.)
Doug <frostfire@mail.utexas.edu>
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 01:06:37 AM
IP: hd51-249.hil.compuserve.com

(Doug dashes in, pursued by several men in dark suits. "We're not going to hurt you, Elder!" shouts the guy in the lead. "Just give us the alien!!" Doug groans and yells back at them, "For the last time, Lisa is not an alien! I don't even know any aliens!!" Then he waves at the nearest fay and asks for a huge favor. The fay responds by paralyzing all the gov't agents so Doug can post.)
Thank you, friend in the Third Race! Here's what I have to say:
Sevarius Jr: Alright, you're second. So what? In response to your question, I'm not a Babylon 5 fan. Never even watched the show. Maybe I should see at least one episode.
Firestorm: Ok, here's my response to your inquiry.
Real name: Douglas Ramsay Elder.
Aliases: Doug, Mikrog (my new Internet handle, I won't be using it here since you guys are used to me as Doug), DRE, Dougie Boy, the Great Reader (I cannot live without books or stories, am constantly reading them), Mr. E, Mr. D, the Dougster.
Address: PO Box 7163, Austin, TX, 78713
E-Mail address: frostfire@mail.utexas.edu.
Telephone number: (512) 474-8590 (Warning, if anybody prank calls me, they'll be in serious trouble. I do have caller id, you know!)
Work number: Don't have one, Mr. Clarke says I'm not supposed to recieve any phone calls while I'm at work.
Work address: The Jack-in-the-Box two blocks from my apartment, on Guadalupe in Austin. That's all I'm gonna tell you, pal.
Social Security number: Nope, not gonna tell you this. I only reveal my SS# on a need to know basis, and you don't need to know.
Credit Card numbers in numerical order: Sorry, pal, not gonna tell you this either. Go ahead and cry, I won't care.
A scanned picture: Sorry, I don't own a scanner. Oh well, you guys know what I look like anyway. I've told you before.
Blood type: B pos, and I can donate it if anyone needs some. (You better pay my plane fare if you don't live in Austin, though!)
Mother's maiden name: Smith. Yeah, I know, lots of people's moms have the maiden name of Smith. Maybe mine really doesn't. Or maybe she does. That's for me to know, not you.
Brother's maiden name: I don't know what you want with this one, my big brother Marco doesn't even have a maiden name. Oh well, guess this post was just to make some of us wonder what drugs you were on.
Last movie you rented from Blockbuster: Good Will Hunting, and it ruled.
Name of your pet: Don't have one, the apartment complex where I live doesn't allow them.
Name of your car: KITT (Knight Industries Ten Thousand), the world's coolest, sleekest, smartest, and most versatile automobile. (I wish! In reality I can't afford a car and have to depend on my feet, my friends, and the Capital Metro bus system to get where I want to go. Usually, I still get there.)
Name of your gun: I own three guns- a 20-gauge shotgun for hunting deer and ducks, a super soaker xp 74 for water fights, and for shooting bad guys my favorite gun- a Colt .45 automatic with a winged skull on the handle I like to call Skelehaint. How do I afford all these guns? Well, the shotgun and Skelehaint were gifts from family and friends who thought I needed to be able to hunt and defend my home. And Super Soakers don't cost that much. So far, the Super Soaker is the only gun I've fired. (I'll be using the shotgun once ducks and deer come back into season, of course, but right now I can't hunt them with it.) I hope I don't have to change that any time soon.
DNA sample: Hmm, don't think I can give you this over the Internet. Why would you want it, anyway?
Flavor pie you would most like to have thrown at you: Strawberry whipped cream. That kind tastes good, and I have had it licked off my face before (not gonna say more on this subject).
Favorite pizza toppings: Half pepperoni and sausage, half pineapple and Canadian bacon, sprinkled with parmesan cheese, red pepper, black pepper, and garlic salt. Yum yum!! (Now you guys know what to get me if you ever want to give me a pizza.)
Favorite gargoyle: Lisa, of course! If you mean from the show, well, that would be Brooklyn. I like his smart-alecky bad boy ways a lot, especially how they are tempered with a sense of wisdom and responsibility. The Brookster is one of my major role models. You just gotta love the guy.
Alright, FS, now you know as much about me as you asked and I'm willing to tell you. Hope you're not disappointed.
That's all I have to say for now. See y'all around!
(Doug turns to leave, but all of a sudden a beam of light shines down from above and he is lifted up into the air, screaming as he is brought aboard a giant UFO hovering over the chatroom against his will. The men in dark suits, coming out of their paralysis, stare up at the saucer in shock and run away yelling in terror, not able to face their first close encounter very well.)
Doug <frostfire@mail.utexas.edu>
Austin, TX USA
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 01:02:00 AM
IP: hd51-249.hil.compuserve.com

Oh, the EM addy.
AotN <tkhoury@sssnet.com>
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 12:57:16 AM
IP: akron-157-32.sssnet.com

FireStorm> Well, here's some o' that stuff:
Real name's Theresa, mother's maiden name is Clinton, I don't know my blood type, I don't have a scanner, my cat's name is Secada (after the singer), the movie was "A Tale of Two Cities", I can't think of a name for my car 'til I actually GET one, Hudson and I share the same pie preference, I love cheese pizza, and my fave garg is, of course, Demona. The rest is classified or unavailable, sorry. :)
AotN
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 12:56:12 AM
IP: akron-157-32.sssnet.com

Just added to the pics: Loki.

More to come
DumlaoX
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 12:08:23 AM
IP: ts37-14.wla.ts.ucla.edu

Ok... What am I on?
Fire Storm <JeremyCBCD@aol.com>
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 12:02:18 AM
IP: 174-4-153.ipt.aol.com

Well if Sevarius Juniour is 2nd that makes me third , , well its a step up .
Brian <aace@toj.com>
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 12:01:26 AM
IP: port001.toj.com

Welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends.
So glad you could attend, come inside, come inside.

Damn the man! Power to the people! (Fire Storm grabs the paddles, charges them up, and puts them on his chest) CLEAR! (And zaps himself. He get's up, 2 burn marks on his chest)
Power to the people! I feel SO charged now, I could do anything!

Ok, seriously though (Me? SERIOUS? NEVER!)
I would like the following information from everyone for my benefit:
Real name
Alias's
adress
E-Mail adress
Telephone number
Work number
Work adress
Social Security number
Credit Card number's in numerical order
A scanned picture
Blood type
Mothers maiden name
Brothers maiden name
Last movie you rented from Blockbuster
Name of you pet
Name for your car
Name of your gun
DNA sample
Flavor pie you would most like to have thrown at you
favorite pizza topping
and, finally
Favorite gargoyle.
Thank you.
Fire Storm <JeremyCBCD@aol.com>
Monday, July 20, 1998 at 12:01:14 AM
IP: 174-4-153.ipt.aol.com

Would you relax Juniour , I doubt that he plans to use the gathered information to make our lives miserable . Especially when we have so many ways of fighting back if he did . It'd also be a good way of finding information about people whose opinnions you read everyday , it'd also help those closer together to colaborate with one another , I do'nt know about the rest of you but I have found very few other Gargoyle fans in Jamaica , only one in fact , so it could be quite helpful for those of us like myself .
Brian <aace@toj.com>
Sunday, July 19, 1998 at 11:56:20 PM
IP: port001.toj.com

Oh no Doug! I'm not gonna take 3rd just cause you wanna post twice! I'M THE SECOND PERSON IN HERE DAMMIT!

SEvarius Jr.
Sunday, July 19, 1998 at 11:55:01 PM
IP: client-151-200-127-80.bellatlantic.net

2ND! Darn it Doug, ya beat this time.

As for my Big Brother comment...it was just a lame attempt at humor. Sorry if you took it to seriously.

By the way, this is off topic, but I wonder if any of you guys here are fans of the show Babylon 5. I just saw one of their TV movies, Thirdspace, and dammit, it was one of the best movies I've seen all year--better than half the crap I had to pay good money to see in the theaters! (Screw you Armageddon! Overrated piece of crap! Oh well, I guess I'll have to wait till Saving Private Ryan comes out to get all those cool gory war scenes...)
Sevarius Jr.
Sunday, July 19, 1998 at 11:53:51 PM
IP: client-151-200-127-80.bellatlantic.net

Second and first!!
Doug
Sunday, July 19, 1998 at 11:49:08 PM
IP: hd35-156.hil.compuserve.com

(Doug strolls in, eyes peeled for enemies. None come out to challenge him and he breathes a sigh of relief.)
Just two things to say this time.
Sevarius Jr.: Well, fine, don't give JEB your info. Personally, though, I think you are way overreacting to his idea. JEB isn't gonna spam any of us, nor is he going to ask for personal items like credit card numbers. I trust him. I also think he has a good idea. At the least, it could give us more to talk about in here. At the most, we could all learn more about each other and become even better friends than we already are. Don't you guys want that? I think it might be a good idea. Lisa and I have already contributed our info. If anyone else here wants to do the same, go right ahead. But, please, don't accuse JEB of being Big Brother just because he's curious about his fellow fans and wants to make a listing of all our profiles. The real Big Brother wanted to do much worse. You all know that, right? So, please, SJ, don't overreact like this. It makes some people worry about your state of mental health.
Jackal: The reason Hyena got sent to New York was to destroy the sun talisman that kept the Guatamela gargs awake during the day. Jackal probably thought he could beat the gargs alive or stone, but it never hurt to be sure he could exploit their weakness. Plus he wanted to deface Goliath, and he couldn't do that if there were awake gargs nearby for him to deal with. That's why he went to all that trouble, not because he was stupid. In fact, I can't see why you'd see Jackal as stupid. I've always seen Jackal as one of the most clever Pack members. Sure he's not as smart as Fox or Coyote, but he can be pretty darn devious and he always tries to ensure everything goes his way. That's the way I've always seen your namesake's character. You see him differently?
That's all for now.
(Doug strolls back out, ready for whatever challenges come his way.)
Doug <frostfire@mail.utexas.edu>
Sunday, July 19, 1998 at 11:48:26 PM
IP: hd35-156.hil.compuserve.com