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Sorry. That last plug was TOO gratuitous. *smacks self* Oh well, I tend to get excited when something I draw turns out looking good....

What was the wierdest thing that ever happened to you: That I can remember: Uhhh....the Great Butch Caper in my hall, which involved a boring weekend, a traffic cone named Butch, and its kidnapping and ransom. (Like I said, it was a BORING weekend.)
How often do you feel like you are a gargoyle: Not often, surprisingly.
Is your mind peroccupied with gargoyles: Yes--one time in high school English, my mind was wandering and I imagined my teacher growing wings (just the wings, nothing else. It actually would have suited her.)
Favorite Gargoyle's universe location: Renard's airship. (I loved Christine's idea of having the wedding on his ship) Would be Avalon, but only if Oberon had gotten himself stuck in another universe while I was there.
What feature on a person do you find most attractive: Smile. Can't say eyes, because I'd lose that contest myself.
What feature on a gargoyle do you find most attractive: Wing structure. Another place to rub. :)
Favorite bagel flavor: Blueberry.
Disease you would most like to die from: Pass. If I don't die in my sleep, I want it to be quick and I want to be sane. (Getting hit by a large, heavy, moving object wouldn't count.)
Disease you would most NOT like to die from: Real disease--the Ebola virus. Fictional--the black ooze disease in the X-Files movie. Yecch.
Anyone else here work for Office Depot? No, but I work in an office, does that count?
Are bacteria having sex in your mouth: Doubtful. I did the whole toothbrushing/mouthwash/flossing routine a minute ago. (With all the $$*%&# dental work I had to get to get my braces off, I'm allowed to be obsessive!)
Do you get a charge out of static electricity: Christmas family get togethers = "shock" wars with my cousins.
What are YOU on: Chocolate.
Are we being watched: Probably, but I'm not doing anything covert or embarrassing so I don't care.
Are you watching me? Don't lie. I know it was you in the bushes last night: Actually, that was Dave. I sent him to spy on you.
You're reading my mail, aren't you: Still haven't managed to hack into your e-mail, and Dave couldn't find your mailbox.

that's all....
Mandi Ohlin <weird_web@hotmail.com>
Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 10:58:20 PM
IP: p1-2.netgsi.com

(Suddenly, noise is heard from upstairs, the noise of curses in German, lots of screaming, and something about a demon. Then comes the sickening sound of fists and claws ripping apart bodies and chainguns. Next, Hans, Gretel, and General FatFace come running down the stairs, screaming in agony and bleeding profusely from hundreds of wounds as they run out the door. Lisa, looking like she's been having a really bad day, comes down after them, covered in blood. Several chatroom janitors follow behind, ready to clean the mess up. Finally Doug hobbles down the stairs, bleeding from several wounds himself. He mumbles a quick thank-you to Lisa for saving his life again, then leaves to go see his cleric friend about the damage. Lisa cackles wickedly and turns to address the room, blood still dripping from her claws and fangs.)
God, I love the smell of bleeding bad guy in the evening. Now I know why Demona likes tearing humans apart. What a rush!! AAHH!!
(Stretches all her limbs out and gives vent to a roar that puts Goliath to shame, then settles down and begins cracking out her sole muscles.)
Okay, here's what I have to tell you.
Lady Mystic: The imagery on that last post was very great and in-depth. You should write fan-fiction (or are you already and I don't know it?).
Sevarius Jr.: I may despise Hank Hill majorly, but, yeah, his is the right line for Jackal. That guy is completely out of his mind!
Favorite Heroes, Villians, etc.: Doug already listed most of my faves. But we can add Locke Cole, Commander Will Riker and Drizzt Do'Urden to my favorite heroes; C-3PO to favorite comic relief; Randall Flagg, Leland Gaunt (Stephen King), Max Radl (The Eagle has Landed), Soltan Gris (L. Ron Hubbard), the Vampire Lestat, Mahmoud Hadji Daeryi, Raizo Yamata, and Sean Miller (Tom Clancy) to the villian list.
Favorite RL Villians and Villianesses: Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, Joe Stalin, Newt Gingrich, John Dillinger, Caphias, J. Edgar Hoover (in my opinion, he was a villian as much as any of the people he pursued, if not more), Morgana Le Fay, Count Dracula.
What was the wierdest thing that ever happened to you?
Gee, I don't know. There's been so much weirdness in my life. Alright, get this: Once when I was with the Angels, we were riding through the Nevada desert, and Jeeper (there were eleven of us in the group at the time: Snake, Anne, Rick, Big Al (he insisted on being called that), Bigger Dave (who also wanted to be called Big, but was bigger than Al, so we called him Bigger), Cobra, Faeline, Suzy, me, Ralph, and Jeeper. Jeeper was the craziest one, which is where he got his nickname. You know, Jeepers-Creepers?) stood first watch the second night in as the rest of us slept. Around midnight, he honked his bike horn, claiming he'd seen a UFO fly overhead and land nearby. Nobody believed him, but we decided to go check it out just the same so he would stop whining about it. When we got to where Jeeper had said he saw it land, there was this big silver craft that was kinda shaped like a Stealth fighter but different in ways I cannot begin to describe. It had landed next to a black Hummer, and as we watched, the doors of each vehicle opened and some guys in Air Force fatigues got out of both. Then this old guy in a suit got out of the Hummer, and shook hands with the guys who'd gotten out of the aircraft. They had a conversation, but we were too far away to hear what was being said. Needless to say, we cleared the area fast before we could be spotted. About fifteen minutes later, the strange aircraft took off again, and flew over our camp on its way back to wherever. We all saw it that time and didn't accuse Jeeper of being nuts for a long time afterwards. That event right there was what turned me into a huge X-Files fan. Weird, huh?
How often do you feel like you are a gargoyle?
Very often. Every day, I wish I was one. Gargoyles are just so cool. Of course, in cyberspace, I'm a half-garg, so I am a gargoyle whenever I'm online.
Is your mind preoccupied with gargoyles?
Yes, I like Gargoyles very much. They're just so wonderful in so many ways, definitely more attractive than humans (except for a few exceptions, like Doug and the really handsome actors I've earlier mentioned).
Favorite Gargoyle's universe location?
Avalon, a mystical, magical island inhabited by many fantastic creatures. And its mists take you wherever you need to be.
What feature on a person do you find most attractive? (Body part)(Keep it FAIRLY clean)
Okay, I'm not going to get as graphic as Doug did. In a man, I really like dark hair, blue eyes, a nice smile, strong arms, and a chest that's hard but comfortable to lean on.
What feature on a gargoyle do you find most attractive?
I've always liked the wide and on the back wing style, and a nice long tail, and the Broadway brow-ridges style. And I've always kinda had a thing for Brooklyn. That beak is quite an attractive facial feature (and as one of Christine's stories tells me, as above, so below).
Favorite bagel flavor? Blueberry.
Aren't Anime chic's cute? Yeah, they're cute, generally.
Anyone else here work for Office Depot? No.
Are bacteria having sex in your mouth? (The story NEXT on Sick Sad World!) Hang on, I'll check. No, that's just the porno film they're watching (ooh, looks like a really raunchy one. Bad bacteria!).
What are YOU on? Coffee, and lots of it.
Are we being watched? Yes, by God, the chatroom security people, and the Illuminati.
Are you watching me? Don't lie. I know it was you in the bushes last night. You in the building next door at work. I see you.
Don't try to deny it. You are probally there right now...
You saw me? Damn it!! Oh well, better you than Lady Mystic.
You're reading my mail, aren't you?
Yes, and boy, is your phone bill high this month!! Who have you been calling? Hmm, a 1-900 number? Should I tell Lady Mystic about this? (Kidding!!)
See you guys and gals later, I have nothing more to say.
(Lisa walks out, looking for a place to get a shower and wash off all the blood. She leaves a trail of it behind her that is mopped up by the grumbling comment room janitors.)
Lisa <dierdre34@yahoo.com>
Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 09:55:11 PM
IP: hd20-060.hil.compuserve.com

(Doug finishes the clean-up job, sighs in relief as the lawyer walks away, and begins putting up his gear.)
Just a few things to say this time:
Lady Mystic: Cool imagery on the last post. Boy, would I hate to get you angry.
Favorite Mythical Creatures: Dragons and Dark Elves.
Favorite Heroes (fictional): Goliath, the Trio, Hudson, Matt Bluestone, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, He-Man, Man-at-Arms, Kyle Reese (Terminator), Duncan McLeod, Connor McLeod, Methos, James Bond (Dalton and Connery were the best ones!), Indiana Jones, Jack Ryan, Mr. Clark (Tom Clancy), Matt Cauthon (Wheel of Time), Caramon Majere, Tanis Half-Elven, Duke Nukem, Fergus (Roar), Prince Valiant, Spiderman, Frank Hardy (I used to be a BIG fan of the Hardy Boys, though not any more).
Favorite Heroes (RL): Jesus Christ, Martin Luther King, Mohandas Gandhi, Romero, Robert E. Lee (I consider him a hero, even if he was on the wrong side!), Mohammed, King Arthur, Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, William Wallace, Zorro, and myself (Many people consider Doug Elder a hero, as do I. It helps me keep up my self-esteem).
Favorite Heroines (fictional): Elisa, Angela, Sata, Elektra, Aiden, Princess Leia, Dana Scully, Lisa Simpson, Teela, Ally McBeal, Sarah Connor, Sergeant Romar (Invasion America), Rose (Titanic), Samantha Cole/Charlie Baltimore (Long Kiss Goodnight), Lady Death.
Favorite Heroines (RL): Susan B. Anthony, Hillary Clinton, Lisa (If you don't consider your girlfriend a heroine, you are in big trouble!).
Favorite Comic Relief: the Manhattan Jogger, Vinnie, Orko, Nudnik, Garfield, Odie, Calvin, Hobbes, Homer Simpson.
Favorite Villians: Madoc, Xanatos, Darth Vader, Cigarette Smoking Man, Jericho, Tony Dracon, Thailog, Sevarius, Emperor Palpatine, the Riddler (in Batman Forever), Sephiroth, Rufus Shinra (FF7), Kefka (FF3), Skeletor, the Kingpin, the Phantom of the Opera, any villian that was done by Gary Oldman (my favorite bad guy actor).
Favorite Villainesses: Maeve, Demona, Catherine Tramell (Basic Instinct), Catwoman, Callisto.
Favorite Thugs: Garlon, the Terminator, the T-1000, Odd Job, Beastman, Tri-Klops (He-Man), Padan Fain (Wheel of Time), Coyote (the robot version).
What was the weirdest thing that ever happened to you?
HMM...I don't know. There's been a lot of weird stuff in my life. Oh yeah, now I remember. The WEIRDEST thing that ever happened to me was back when I lived in Taiwan, and had to walk home through a typhoon 'cause I'd missed the school bus and couldn't find a taxi. I took a shortcut down a jungle trail (there was a mountainous jungle right in the middle of the city where I lived, believe it or not!), figuring I'd be sheltered from the rain and winds. Turned out I was wrong and I almost got blown off the trail and down the mountain. When it happened, I swear I felt a pair of hands holding me on the trail and keeping me there all the way home. But whenever I looked, I saw nobody. Maybe it was an angel? Oh well, it was really weird. Hope I don't have to go through that again.
How often do you feel like you are a gargoyle?
Not that often, it's my girlfriend who has the gargoyle feelings.
Is your mind peroccupied with gargoyles?
Very much so, I like gargoyles a lot. Doesn't everyone? What's not to like about them? (Ducks electroshock hammer swung at him and shoots Quarryman with his Uzi.)
Favorite Gargoyle's universe location?
The Eyrie Building. Big, full of secrets, and inhabited by many good guys. The castle on the top is also very cool.
What feature on a person do you find most attractive? (Body part)(Keep it FAIRLY clean)
On women, lots of things. To quote Al Pacino, when he made women, God must have been a f***in' genuis. Hair (ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls and just wanted to go to sleep forever, I like chestnut brunettes or redheads best), lips (and when they touch yours, they feel like the first sip of soda after crossing the burning desert. Ever seen them smile at you and felt your heart hit your mouth hard, or hear them whisper sweet words to you and feel your insides go a flutter), eyes (when they light up, you see heaven shining within, I like blue or green best, especially deep blue), mind (can think of many useful ideas and help you figure out your problems), heart (emotions are what define women more than anything else, and they are wonderful), arms (for holding you in just the right way), hands (touching you in just the right way, where you need it most), tits (real nice to feel, nipples staring right out at you like towers on the hill), skin (silky or rough, feels nice to me), legs (also nice to feel, long and shapely, what's between them = passport to esctasy)...whoa, getting too X-rated here, I better move on to the next section before I make someone mad.
What feature on a gargoyle do you find most attractive?
All of the above on a female gargoyle, plus the wings (wrap around you in just the right way, make you feel even more comfortable; and they enable her to glide so she can catch you if you fall, I like the wide on-the-back-kind the best), and tail (can wrap around your leg in just the right way, adding the best feeling to an embrace, whoa).
Favorite bagel flavor? Don't like bagels.
Disease you would most like to die from (Physical AND mental count) If I had to die from a disease, I'd pick the flu. That one would probably kill me in my sleep. But really, I'd rather not die from a disease. Give me a good old die-of-old-age or saving-the-world any day.
Disease you would most NOT like to die from: Polio, I hear it's extremely painful. AIDS is second.
Aren't Anime chic's cute? Some of them are, some aren't. Depends on what chick you're talking about.
Anyone else here work for Office Depot? Not me.
Does the blue water in toilets come from blue lake water? I have no idea. Hope not.
Are bacteria having sex in your mouth? (The story NEXT on Sick Sad World!): Probably. If they are, I hope they use protection.
Do you get a charge out of static electricity? Yes, of course I do.
What am I(Fire Storm) on tonight? Was it good? (And I don't even DO drugs! I am messed up as is!) No idea.
What are YOU on? Cherry Coke.
Are we being watched? Yes, chatroom security has a video camera surveying the area.
Are you watching me? Don't lie. I know it was you in the bushes last night. You in the building next door at work. I see you.
Don't try to deny it. You are probably there right now...
I'm not, and I don't want to be either, so go away!
You're reading my mail, aren't you? : No, and why would I? You don't get anything interesting! (Yes, I know, I'm cold.)
That's all for now.
(Doug turns to leave, stopping when he sees Hans Grosse, his sister Gretel, and General FottsGeicht from Wolfenstein 3D walk in, guns held at the ready. "Great, they found me," he mumbles. He runs for the nearest stairway, hoping to jetpack off the roof and get away. The three big Nazis chase after him, guns blazing. The TGS lawyer ducks behind the fountain, screaming in terror as the party heads up the stairs, their chainguns firing as Doug screams. Is this the end for Doug?)
Doug <frostfire@mail.utexas.edu>
Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 08:58:26 PM
IP: hd68-087.hil.compuserve.com

Okay, okay, I know it's a gratuitous plug, but since the TGS art staff hangs out in this room from time to time, I had to ask for opinions: I recently got another original garg pic (Madison) done, colored on the computer, and for once I think it looks all right. If you've got time or a fast connection, click on my name. The pic in its entirety is 140K--I didn't want to ruin it by resizing.

Thanks. That's all. I'll shut up now.
Mandi Ohlin <weird_web>
Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 07:55:35 PM
IP: p1-33.netgsi.com

Hi, Theresa! Good to hear from someone in the Southwest. Does anyone else out there live in Arizona or somewhere near there? Let me know!
Ravyn Maza
Arizona
Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 05:41:03 PM
IP: svm-ts3-7.c2i2.com

Greetings world. I have a request. Is there anyone
else besides Kjay and Coyote who is running a
gargoyles miniseries? I know of Wintersmith. If you
are, please let know where to find your site. I'd
love to read your stories.
Greeting Ravyn. I'm from New Mexico. You know. the
spot that keeps Texas at arms distance.
Starsinger
Theresa <Starsinger@Webtv.net>
Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 04:33:11 PM
IP: proxy-125.iap.bryant.webtv.net

Oops, forgot Darth Vader for the favorite villains category.
Greg "Xanatos" Bishansky <Madoc55@aol.com>
Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 02:28:22 PM
IP: spider-wd032.proxy.aol.com

Cool, A Poll

Name: Gregory Jeff Bishansky
Birthdate: 8/18/81
Height: 5'10
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Eye Color: Hazel
Favorite Color: Black
Favorite TV Shows: Gargoyles, Babylon 5, X-Files
Favorite Garg Females: Demona, Fox, Angela, Maeve
Favorite Non-Garg Females: Lyta Alexander, Commander Susan Ivanova, Talia Winters, Dana Scully
State: New York
Father's Name: Jeff Bishansky
Mother's Name: Maria Cecilia Bishansky
Brother's Name Alexander Bishansky
Favorite Movies: Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Babylon 5 "In the Beginning", Babylon 5 "Thirdspace", X-Files "Fight the Future", Star Wars Trilogy, Alien, Aliens
Legal Status: Single
Favorite Heroes: Goliath, the Trio, Sata, King Arthur, Mulder, Scully, Captain Sheridan, G'Kar, Commander Ivanova, Mr. Garibaldi
Favorite Villains: Xanatos, Demona, Madoc, Maeve, Morden, Bester, Cartagia, Cigarrette Smoking Man
Favorite Aliens: the Shadows, the Vorlons
Favorite Mythical Creatures: Dragons
Favorite Fanfic Author: Christine Morgan
Favorite Fan Artist: Jennifer L Anderson
Favorite Books: Lord of the Rings, The Once and Future King, Macbeth, Babylon 5 "To Dream in the City of Sorrows".
Favorite Gargoyles Episode: "City of Stone"
Favorite Gargoyle: Demona
Greg "Xanatos" Bishansky <Madoc55@aol.com>
Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 02:24:18 PM
IP: spider-wd032.proxy.aol.com

Sweet Holy Jesus! Someone see to it that FireStorm gets the proper medical attention! And make sure he listens to a song produced by a guy named Trent, don't ask me no questions, just do it! *Sigh* It may be too late...
Jackal
Ga Usa
Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 01:19:06 PM
IP: spider-wb033.proxy.aol.com

Hi, all! Sevarius Jr., I know you were just messing with me about the redneck wrestling thing. Watching wrestling just gets so addictive! Stone Cold is pretty cool, though. Firestorm: thanks for saying hi! And I _love_ surveys! So here goes:
Weirdest thing that's happened to me: My family was visited by my Grandfather's ghost. That was kinda creepy, but cool.
How often do I feel like a gargoyle: Way too often. I think it's due to my hybrid blood...
Is my mind preoccupied with Gargoyles? Yes! Anytime somebody mentions Manhattan, guess what I think of? And I won't even start about the time my high school English class read A Midsummer Night's Dream...
Fav Gargoyles universe location: I'm kinda partial to Flagstaff, Arizona (where Beth Maza goes to school) because I live in Arizona and because it's a really pretty place to visit.
Feature on a person I find most attractive: Probably their eyes or their voice
Feature on a gargoyle I find attractive: Probably their wings.
Fav bagel flavor: None, really, they all just end up smothered in cream cheese.
Disease I would most like to die from: None, I hope!
Disease I would most like not to die from: All of 'em
Aren't Anime chics cute? Sure...
Do I work for Office Depot? Nope.
Does blue water in toilets come from lake water? I don't think so. I think it's those blue tablets you drop in to keep the darn thing clean.
Are bacteria having sex in my mouth? I think so, they just renamed my mouth the Loveshack...
Do I get a charge out of static electricity? Yes!
What are you on tonight? I have no idea...
What am I on tonight? Caffeine and tons of sugar.
Are we being watched? Definitely. It's a huge conspiracy. Get Matt Bluestone over here and he can tell ya.
Am I watching you? Nope, I'm currently stalking this cute guy I know, but you're next, okay?
Am I reading your mail? No, what mail?
Well, there you go! More demented answers from me! Ha-ha!!

Ravyn Maza
Arizona
Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 12:17:57 PM
IP: svm-ts5-27.c2i2.com

71 days until the Rising.
Todd Jensen <merlyn@ninenet.com>
St. Louis, MO
Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 07:32:56 AM
IP: pn3-ppp-98.primary.net

UPDATE: Lady Mystic and I were talking about that time we were house sitting, and right before we opened the door (We heard a noise on the other side of the door(We also both "felt" that there was someone there)(It was a inside door from the bedroom to the hallway(Don't think that. Behave)), we both saw (In our minds) the same person (A fisherman). The description matches up about 95%. Beard matches (Peppered brown, short, a few days growth). Hat matches (Old style fishermans hat(Faded tan or yellowish). Clothes matching (Yellow rain coat, about mid-calf length, wading boots or coveralls, flannel shirt) hight matches (about 3/4 of a head taller than me, to the top of his hat). Every god damn thing (except I say he was holding a bunch of fish on fish lines, she says they were in a bucket, but we both agree that it was in the same hand. BUT he was holding a fishing pole in his right hand (His favorite> PLEASE DON'T ASK HOW WE KNOW HOW HE FEELS!) (Actually... he was initially angry, but after he realized that we were NOT who he expected, he felt a sort of uncomfortable sensation) And he also reeked of the sea. Like the ocean sea. This is now a 9.5 on my scale. A ten will have to be somthing MAJOR! (The car behind me is STILL a 12 beacuse of how I felt. I KNOW it was me behind me (That sounds wierd, dosn't it?) Logic tells me this more than permanition. The odds of it NOT being me are WAY more than the odds of it ACTUALLY being me. I just double checked the door on my car, and it is the SAME door, SAME dent, SAME EVERY DAMN THING. The car was about 2 feet behind my bumper. Close enough to see the driver, right? Wrong. I couldn't focus on the driver. EVERYTHING was sharp besides the driver. The car, the steering wheel, the seat he was sitting on, but not the seatbelt.
(YES I AM SCARED OUT OF MY F#$%ING MIND! Wouldn't you be? But what about Lady Mystic? Oh no... she is the one trying to keep me calm. SHE is calm. I am NOT by ANY means.)

You know what? Almost every time we are... "intimate"... weird stuff happens. Leprichan on the counter (don't ask)(4.5), the fisherman (9.5), People (Human, living, biological, AND spirits) walking in just after we are done (But never DURING. Almost like they are waiting, so they won't be impolite (3.5) (Ok... it's not so wierd, just ANNOYING AS HELL!)

<<Jackal: What am I(Fire Storm) on tonight: Viagra?>>
Hmm... nope. Didn't need it. Worked fine without it. (Kids, cover your eyes and hold your nose, stand on one foot, and cluck like a chicken.)(Now, if you could do all that, you didn't cover your eyes, did you? AH HA! I caught you peeking!)

And no. This is NOT Jackal. If it says Pucktel inside, it has a true Pucktel processor. (And the only thing I am on is a chair)

Fire Storm <JeremyCBCD@aol.com>
Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 06:50:24 AM
IP: 173-217-54.ipt.aol.com

<<Will I invent or use time travel? I don't know... just too wierd.>>
Please, if you see the Gate one day, don't pick it up...
<<Jackal: What WERE you on Thursday night? (And where can I score some?)>>
Tequila, your local liqour store...
Do I feel... less than fresh: I'm feelin pretty darn fresh, thank you! That Herbal Essience(<--however you spell it), ain't no joke!
How do beaked gargoyles pucker up for a kiss: I'd imagine they wouldn't be all good at kissing, but if you seen Brooklyn's tongue, you can only guess what that thing can do. (When used properly).
Why do Gargoyle females have such thin waists: Well, because...
And shouldn't thier hips be WAY wider? (I don't care if they DO hinge....: Dear God they hinge?? No wonder...
And whats with Titana's figure: Showin off?
How do Lex-winged gargoyles have sex? (With thier wings, they couldn't fit comfortably between someone elses legs.): Where there's will there's a way, so I'm told...
What was the wierdest thing that ever happened to you: 1791 was the year it happened, or was that a movie?
How often do you feel like you are a gargoyle: Too often to be sane.
Is your mind peroccupied with gargoyles: I take that personally, bud! Oh you said gargoyles, that's much different. Yeah, you could say that.
What feature on a person do you find most attractive: Female in my case, Eyes and long, i mean long hair, above all.
What feature on a gargoyle do you find most attractive?
(Be specific. Eye color, hair color, body structure, wing size...: Wing size? I thought size didn't matter...
Favorite bagel flavor: What the Hell?
Disease you would most like to die from: Hmm, the disease called.... VENGENCE!! hahahah
Disease you would most NOT like to die from: I gonna take a wild guess and say...., that thing called the Black Plague.
Aren't Anime chic's cute: No.
Anyone else here work for Office Depot: No.
Does the blue water in toilets come from blue lake water: Some place, some where...., it does.
Are bacteria having sex in your mouth? (The story NEXT on Sick Sad World!): Hey Daria! I love Daria!
What am I(Fire Storm) on tonight: Viagra?
What are YOU on: Not a damn thing.
Are we being watched: Probably, I'm waitin to be told "Go to sleep!" by a certain someone.
Are you watching me: I started to, but I heard this beeping sound at my side, I've been walking in circles tryin to find it. Whatever it is, it won't shut up.
You're reading my mail, aren't you: No, but I do read, THE mail.
Jackal
Ga usa
Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 05:20:18 AM
IP: spider-tr042.proxy.aol.com

<------- PUCK IS FINALLY HERE!!!!!

Does furniature talk to me? Do I talk back? Yes. Furniature DOES talk to me. It is SO annoying. The toaster is telling me do do one thing, the VCR another, and right now, my chair is saying some not so nice things. But I try to ignore them. I don't talk back to them. Now the voices in my head are a different matter...
Favorite time of day: LATE night (2-5 am) (My biological clock is pretty much set to Gargoyles standard time, but I have a day job. :(
Favorite hair color: Short and dark (on a petite woman)(FYI, Lady mystic has long dark hair, and is fairly petite (a little taller than petite, but still shorter than me), but I love her anyway <G>)
Name of Computer: My computer had no name but "Computer" BUT, if I were to program a little AI helper, she would be called HAL.(But, to be quite honest, most of my sounds on my computer, ESPECIALLY AOHELL, is the HAL 9000.)
Where will I be when the world ends: two senarios: on the first colinazation ship outta of here to Tau Ceti (My home star system) or at ground zero. Embrace death if it will come anyway. don't cower. Die in style!

About Lady Mystic's physic powers: yeah, they are all too real. "Wake up! did you hear that?" or "is that shadow moving?" The scary thing is, sometimes I DO hear that AND see the shadows. Once, we were housesitting at my uncles, and we heard noises and were scared $hitless! She is DEFINATELY a magnet for wierd shit! This no where even comes CLOSE to describing what it is like with her! Some of the stuff with her is a 8 on my wierd shit meter (1-10).

Speaking of that meter, I DEFINATELY scored a 12 earlier this week! I was driving back to work from lunch, and saw the car I was in behind me. Same care. Same stickers. Same dent in the door from a slight accident. As soon as I looked at the car, it backed up, and turned into a alley. It followed the alley after I turned onto a street running paralell. I was staring at this car, trying to get a look at the driver.
Conicidence? Lets see... 2 1989 blue tempo's, luggage rack, same window stickers... dent in the same place...
Will I invent or use time travel? I don't know... just too wierd.
(Say... what was that ball of fire in the hall... BRB...<G>)
Sorry... had to throw the phoenix gate in there somewhere! But that SERIOUSLY did happen!

Welcome Ravyn. I hope you enjoy your stay.
(RUN AWAY! You still have time! Go, and never look back! You don't have to end up like us! NO! LET GO OF HER! Oh my god! it's too late! They have you in thier grasp! May the great father gargoyle have mercy on your soul!)

Jackal: What WERE you on Thursday night? (And where can I score some?)

Christine: I kinda caught the connection from Lyre Lyre, but I thought that no matter what they did, the future wouldn't change. What was done will be done and always has been done. And if the future really DOES change, does that mean that Demona and McBeth never reconsile (If angela's egg never gets smashed... you get my drift).

Got milk? Yep. Moustaches on my upper eye-lip's.
Do I feel... less than fresh? Well, now that you mention it, I haven't felt fresh for some time.
Elisa: Well, have you tried new Gargoyle Douche?
FS: Yeah. Tastes great, less filling.

Some pre-question, post-awnser querys.
In The Goliath Chronicles (Sorry to bring up that tripe) in "for it may come true" would the gargoyles actually have been awakened in New York? (Goliath was VERY important about the Grimorum, and the eggs, and such)
How do beaked gargoyles pucker up for a kiss?
What do female gargoyles do during that time of the egg cycle if they do not concieve (isn't a gargoyle egg cycle basically like it is in a human female reproductive cycle?)?
Why do Gargoyle females have such thin waists?
And shouldn't thier hips be WAY wider? (I don't care if they DO hinge, they HAVE to be bigger than they are to allow them to lay eggs!)
And whats with Titana's figure?
How do Lex-winged gargoyles have sex? (With thier wings, they couldn't fit comfortably between someone elses legs.)

Yet still more questions! (Again, part 6, contiunued, the sequel)
What was the wierdest thing that ever happened to you?
How often do you feel like you are a gargoyle?
Is your mind peroccupied with gargoyles?
Favorite Gargoyle's universe location?
What feature on a person do you find most attractive? (Body part)(Keep it FAIRLY clean)
What feature on a gargoyle do you find most attractive?
(Be specific. Eye color, hair color, body structure, wing size, wing type, horn/ridges style, etc...)
Favorite bagel flavor?
Disease you would most like to die from (Physical AND mental count (Thank god. I thought I would be left out))
Disease you would most NOT like to die from
Aren't Anime chic's cute?
Anyone else here work for Office Depot?
Does the blue water in toilets come from blue lake water?
Are bacteria having sex in your mouth? (The story NEXT on Sick Sad World!)
Do you get a charge out of static electricity?
What am I(Fire Storm) on tonight? Was it good? (And I don't even DO drugs! I am messed up as is!)
What are YOU on?
Are we being watched?
Are you watching me? Don't lie. I know it was you in the bushes last night. You in the building next door at work. I see you. Don't try to deny it. You are probally there right now...
You're reading my mail, aren't you?

We now return you to reality, already in progress. Probally.

Fire Storm <JeremyCBCD@aol.com>
State of Confusion, Somewhere under the water Country AND western!
Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 03:29:49 AM
IP: 173-217-54.ipt.aol.com

Christine> Yeah, "The Ravashing of Constance" was of the first stories I read of yours. (The first I read was "The Offering".) Oh, I finally remembered: Love your answers from the questionnaire! ;)

To all the people who said "welcome back"> Thanks a bunch! **Warm Grins** <<Lisa~ Lady Mystic: Welcome back, missed you.>> Speechless! **Gives Lisa A Hug**

Favorite comic strip (From newspaper): For Better Or For Worse, Peanuts (Snoopy), and Mickey and Friends (when it was in the newspaper). The others I like, but aren't as devoted to are: Zits, Rose Is Rose, Arlo and Janis, Luann and Sally Forth.
Favorite TV Shows: Gargoyles, StarGate: SG1, Spawn, Jim Henson's The Storyteller, The Muppet Show, Muppets Tonight, Daria, MASH, For Better or For Worse TV Specials, Jim Henson's Fraggle Rock, and Disney's New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, Gummy Bears, and Tale Spin. The others I like a lot: Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers, Goof Troop, Darkwing Duck, Duck Tales, Spiderman, Star Trek: TNG and DS9, Superman and Batman, Highlander: The Series, The Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show, Road To Avonlea, and Anne of Green Gables and Anne of Avonlea (both are mini-series). Others I haven't seen in years that used to be favorites as well but don't know if I'd like if I saw again now: The Legend of Prince Valiant, He-man, She-ra, and The Wuzzles.
Favorite Movies: The Dark Crystal (above all else), Braveheart, The Last Unicorn, Taras Bulba, StarGate, Jurassic Park, Labyrinth, Romeo and Juliet (1968) ('96 version is nice but does not count as a Shakespearian movie), Hamlet (1990), Legend, Shindler's List, many Alfred Hitchcock movies, many Jim Henson movies, The Secret of NIMH, Highlander (Regular Version and Director's Cut), Dune, The Craft, Quest For Fire, American Werewolf In Paris, The Crow, Heaven and Earth, Interview With a Vampire, ... to name a few of the ones I can recall at this moment.
Favorite Gargoyles Universe character non-gargoyle: Like I always say I like them all (gargoyle and non-gargoyle). They're all essential to the stories so I think they're all important.
Favortite ice-cream flavor: Baskin Robbins' and Strohs' Chocolate ice-cream, and Strohs' Strawberries and Cream ice-cream.
Favorite book(s): Too many. Of the ones that I can recall at the moment, here's the basic authors and/or title/series: all The Dark Crystal books, Anne Rice, Michael Crichton (Sphere and Jurassic Park), The Dragon Nimbus Series (Irene Radford), Dragon Lance novels, Terry Brooks, Leo Tolstoy, Nickolia Gogol (a Ukrainian author - best known for Taras Bulba), L.M. Montgomery, Louisa May Alcott, Emily Dickinson, For Better or For Worse and Snoopy/Peanuts comic strip collection books, Beverly Cleary and Carolyn Keene (old favorites from when I was little, plus new favorites of my sister's), Shakespreare, and mythology and historical books (if you count reference books). And Christine Morgan may become a favorite book author of mine (After I read her novel of course. I like what I read of it so far!)
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Favorite Music Group: The Moody Blues, Pink Floyd, Queen. The others I like a lot, but not as fanatical as the three above: The Rolling Stones, The Doors, Beatles, many other 1950s, '60s, and '70s artists and groups, some '80s and 90s. And others I like: Aerosmith, Savage Garden, Jewel, Sarah MacLacklan (sp?), and Paula Cole.
Favorite Song: ALL Moddy Blues songs, ALL the songs included on Pink Floyd's "Delicate Sound of Thunder", almost all the Pink Floyd songs that I have heard, a lot of Queen songs, Braveheart soundtrack, ... of what I can recall at this moment.
Favorite Season (weather): It depends on the weather and what time of the season. I like Winter when it snows a lot, yet is cheery outside not dreary. I like Autumn when the trees' leaves around here actually change color and stay on the trees for awhile, not when they just turn brown and fall to the ground. Spring is most enjoyable when the first brilliant greens and vibrant colors of nature come alive. Summer is nice when it's not overly humid and when hazardous weather around here is to a minimum. I like the time in Autumn, Winter, and Spring where there is so much holiday anticipation (which causes that warm feeling of togetherness). Summer is alway favorable because that's when I get to spend the most quality time with family and friends. Each season has its own rewards and disadvantages that make them special in their own way.
Favorite day of the week: Any day that's the least stressful. Any day that's enjoyable and keeps me and others I'm around happy. Other than those reasons: Sundays are usually family day (we usually go somewhere like Henry Ford Museum and Greenfield Village), Fridays are sort of family days (ie. we go out-to-eat and sometimes rent movies and such) and because Spawn and SG1 are on. All the days of the week can be important depending on what's happening.
Favorite Date: June 1, 1996 and at least 5 other dates
Least Favorite Date: March 23, 1994
Favorite time of day/night: Early morning before sunrise. The grey of morning light produces this tranquility that no other time can compete with. The day doesn't seem as personal as the night can be, so night is higher up there on my list. Although, night is when my psychic abilities are highest, so it depends on what happens. Most of the time I get freaked out of my skull or can't get any peace. However, I like the day, because I like social interactions. So it depends. But no matter what the grey of early morning is the most favorite time of day/night for me.
Favorite week of the month: Whatever week that poses good prosperity.
Favorite month of the year: October, April, September at least.
Least Favorite Month: March
Favorite year(s): 1933, 1943, 1946, 1970, 1977, 1978, 1981, 1996 so far
Least Favorite Years: 1994 and late 1993 (except for certain events like the birth of Gargoyles on TV)
Favorite Holiday: Christmas (I like giving gifts), Thanksgiving (USA; I like family togetherness), Halloween (I love dressing up in costumes),
Name of Computer:
Cereal you like to squish between your toes: Cheerios and milk, with some sprinkled suger over it.
Favorite second of the minute of the hour of the day of the week of the month of the year: That time where it feels like no time exists. All is nothing, nothing is everything.
When the world ends, where will YOU be? Hopefully wherever I'm happy, with loved ones, and doing what makes me the happiest.
What is the color YOU see of a dog's bark? Actually, to me this applies to a dog's emotions and how they express them through actions and speech (barks, growls, and such). In reality I really and truely see (if not with my eyes at least through some sort of feeling/sense): Shades of red when the dog is happy. Dark green, almost black, when the dog is angry. When the dog is content I see varying shades of puple/lavander, depending on how it's content and what's going on. Bright orange when the dog is affraid. And usually royal blue, or shades of blue, when a dog is in a physical activity like playing, running, and trying to get someone to take it for a walk or give it food. Greys mixed with the above colors (in distinguishable swirls of definable colors to completely blended shades and hues), depending on the emotions of the dream, are what I see when a dog sleeps.
DO you talk to furniture? Does it talk back to you? I only talk to furniture when it talks to me first. The furniture talks to me only when I talk to it first. Figure THAT out.
Do you feel... less than fresh? Every time... and when... and then there's those times when... Is that clear enough?
Got milk? NOOOOOO!!!! I HATE, repeat HATE, those ads. **The scent of a coming storm floats in the air as the atmosphere in the CR carries an electric charge. A breeze comes from nowhere and begins to swirl around the parameter of the room. Even though the breeze is gentle it is not soothing to the inhabitants of the room. For they know that the shifting air is not benign, but carrying a message of what's soon to come. The wind picks up, building in speed and fierceness, swirling around the room at dangerous speeds while the atmosphere within the circle possesses only shifting winds strong enough to move hair on head and cloth of body this way and that. The air carries a new scent and moisture droplets form out of thin air only to be carried off in the wind, creating fine mists that spray the inhabitants from all directions. Grey and black clouds have now formed above, strangely unaffected by the angry winds. The dark blankets of moisture role and rumble. A large cloud shifts its belly here then there, seeming almost to dance to some malicious melody that only it can hear. The floor of the room turns white then becomes blindingly white-bright. Heat conflicts with the coolness of the hard rain that has dominated the previous fine mist. The floor licks up in spots, forming fingers and branches, as if attempting to grab the moving winds and the restless melancholy clouds above. Fire hisses and thunder roars compete with the whipping and whooshing sounds of the winds. The white flicks of flame from the floor turn into red, green, and yellow hues of fire. A fire that engulfs the empty uninhabited space of the room. Steam forms where flame has touch moisture. Miraculously the elements have left the living unharmed. Thunder ROARS. Winds of power bring forth the scents of something magical, something unknown. The clouds shift and dance to a faster tempo. Was that a scream? There... There's another one, and another, another. Wait, those aren't screams. It's the voices of the elements. The fire recedes to a smaller height then forms into a shifting, rolling sea of purple, blue, and pink flame. The ground below the sea jumps up and roars out its name as the winds abruptly change direction. Everyone is thrown off balance by the outbust of the elements. The sea of flame that was once only flowing around the locations of people now engulfs the whole floor. This time everyone's bodies will be burned by the sea of flame for sure. People scream out of unrealized shock. Bodies hit the hard packed earth. Silence. Dazed and confused for not connecting with burning flame peolpe begin to collect themselves. There is no more wirlwind. There is no more rain. Clouds above have turned into an electric blue. The air still carries a charge and the same scent of magic and the unknown. The clouds shift once more. The electric charge has taken course. The hairs on the CR inhabitants' limbs and neck stand on end. Static zaps are heard. The scent takes on a located source in the middle of the room. The charge now seems to come from there as well. The electric blue clouds flow across the ceilling toward the mysterious new focal point. They begin to change color, from blue to varying shades of maroon and deep shades of purple, green, and blue, as they spiral down the core. The spiral cloud turns incandescent and transparent. The spiral transforms into a beautiful young woman. The brilliant, transparent, rainbow colors solidify into mortal colors. Her eyes glowing angry red. Her long brown mane floats on the air of its own accord. The woman speaks in a voice neither high or low, nor melodic or monotone, yet unmistakable female with youthfulness still ripe in the veins. "Be warned" is her cryptic and only reply. With that she bursts into billions of shards of rainbow crystals, some pleasing colors, others ominous shades. The earthen floor evaporates into the regular CR floor and the air becomes normal again. All is well again... For now.**

Lady Mystic <TJSSLSSAS@aol.com>
Dearborn, MI USA
Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 02:26:15 AM
IP: 201-225-252.ipt.aol.com

Rayvn, I was just joking about the slack-jawed redneck comment. I only made that joke cause I watch wrasslin' every week...What can I say, it's a vice!

Oh, and I'm more of a "Stone Cold" Steve Austin fan myself. ("Austin 3:16 says, 'Stone Cold just kicked your ass!'")
Sevarius Jr. <bpoole@mailexcite.com>
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 11:42:29 PM
IP: client-151-200-121-156.bellatlantic.net

<<Jackal--You saw Keith David in the "Snake Eyes" preview?>>
I thought I did..., the Boxer?
<<Jackal- Let's not forget that Sata has two kids, a clan, and a mate that probably doesn't know you're asking her to cheat on him yet and you don't want him to find out. They demand more of her time than you ever could, so don't be surprised if she has to abandon you, if she was ever yours.>>
Am I bein chewed out?.... No, no, I don't wanna cheat, I wanna umm, spend "quality" time together. Yeah. I want someone to go to the movies with me, I haven't seen the frist summer movie yet!!!!
<<Oh well, I'm sure your wife wouldn't want to know about your attraction to Sata, either, would she? Right? >>
Uhh, HEY! LET'S LOOK AT THIS NEXT POST..... and that's "wife"..
<<I think you and Lisa are just peachy keen too...And yes, I agree, as much as I like Jackal, well, as Hank Hill would say, "That boy ain't right!">>
Aww, the love..., I love every single one of you, even though I don't personally know you! Group Hug!!! Now get away. Wait....., "ain't right?"
<<I think Goliath and Elisa will not have no children together.>>
I alwayz heard double negatives cancel each other out, therefore making it positive..., Are we begining to realize why my motto is, "I'm not crazy, just mislead."
Here's a side note I thought I'd share.., Today, something happened, something horrible, do I dare speak it?????
I sat in potatos! heheheh
Jackal
Ga Usa
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 11:19:13 PM
IP: spider-wb063.proxy.aol.com

I was wondering what will ;become of the gargoyles in the future? We already know what will happen to Broadway and Angela! They will go to Avalon for a while and they will have 3 children together. Demona will have a new mate in the year 2168. will Brooklyn and Sata have another child? What will become of Griff and Brianna? Will she come and live with Griffs clan in London? And will they have children. Probably they will. Also in the future, I think Goliath and Elisa will not have no children together. Maybe some of these questions will be anwered in the Timedancer series. what do the rest of you think will happen in the future for the gargoyles.
Lawrence Stone <st1@bright.net>
Chillicothe, Ohio Ross
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 09:19:17 PM
IP: main-webcache.bright.net

Hi, everyone!
Sevarius Jr.: I'm no slack-jawed redneck just cause I watch wrestling! What were you thinking? (Shawn Michaels rules!) Sorry, just had to say that...Anyway, I always thought of Elisa as Spanish too, since her last name (Maza) is of Spanish origin. So, how is everyone else doing? Good, I hope! Well, see ya'll later...I gotta get back to my jalapeno hamburger...:)

Ravyn Maza
Arizona
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 09:04:16 PM
IP: svm-ts4-26.c2i2.com

Just gotta make some comments...

Brian--Gee, um, so Ed wasn't lying, huh?....Um, well, I, um, have no idea who could have created such a beast. And I certainly have no idea how it broke out of its cage when it was both electrified and...oh wait, dammit, I'm thinking out loud again...Um, pretend you didn't read that last part.

Ravyn Maza--Wrestling? C'mon, I thought I was the only slack-jawed redneck in here who watched that.

Doug--Thanks for the compliment, I think you and Lisa are just peachy keen too...And yes, I agree, as much as I like Jackal, well, as Hank Hill would say, "That boy ain't right!"

But Doug brought up a good point. I too think that Catherine Zeta-Jones would be a good Elisa. But that brings up a question. I know Elisa's ethnic background is both African and Native American, but I always pictured her as being Spanish...What do you guys think?
Sevarius Jr. <bpoole@mailexcite.com>
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 07:19:38 PM
IP: client-151-200-120-197.bellatlantic.net

(Doug looks up from scrubbing Nazi guts off the walls.)
Whoops, should have put the post about Catherine Zeta-Jones in the other chat room, the Station 8 Gargoyles one. I'll go do that after I finish this clean-up job.
(Doug sighs and keeps scrubbing as the TGS lawyer yells at him to get back to work.)
Doug <frostfire@mail.utexas.edu>
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 06:12:42 PM
IP: 199.174.204.207

(Doug dashes in, pursued by several crazed Nazis with machine guns. As they rush at him, he leaps over them with the aid of his new jump-boots and they rush on crashing into the fountain. Doug flips a switch on the fountain's side, turning it into an extremely hot jacuzzi on high-velocity spin cycle. Doug laughs maniacallya as the screaming Gestapos are turned into piles of flying disgusting multicolored mush.)
Jews' revenge!! Final Solution!! Muhahaha!!!
Whoah, sorry, I've been playing too much Wolfenstein recently. Haven't been able to concentrate on my work. This won't happen again.
The actress in Zorro- Catherine Zeta-Jones. And, yeah, she could do Elisa. Or slap a bunch of lavendar body-paint and some fake wings and a lot of makeup and a real nice hairdo on her and she could be Angela too. Good actress.
Amber: Don't forget to do Wolf when you draw up the pre-Ultra Pack. He's not even in the character choice listing!
Favorite comic books: Knights of the Dinner Table (hilarious!), and Lady Death (action-packed, well-drawn, good characters).
Groups that somehow got left out of our favorite musicians listing: Aerosmith, Yes, New Order, Soul Asylum, A-ha, Foriegner, Simple Minds, Tears for Fears, Celine Dion, and many more that won't come to my mind right now. Thanks for reminding me, Shadow.
Gotta shut up now, don't want the TGS lawyer to see what I've done to the room this time.
(Doug shuts off the fountain, takes out his cleaning equipment, and turns to see the TGS lawyer standing behind him looking very upset about the disgusting mess Doug has made. Doug groans a very loud "Oh, %^#*!!" as the shark grins and begins to write out a suit. Doug sighs and begins to clean the Nazis' remains up, hoping Hans Grosse doesn't walk in next and he has to make an even bigger mess.)
Doug <frostfire@mail.utexas.edu>
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 06:07:34 PM
IP: 199.174.204.207

Woo-hoo! I'm back! Yeah, seeing's how I haven't been here for the majority of the week.......didn't know this thing would get sooooooooo long............

Coyote the Bando>>In response to your poll on children for Elisa and Goliath, I gave them twins (there are a LOT of twins in my storyline anyways) named Seth and Calypso.

More polls! Yay!!
Fave comic strip: I'd have to say Garfield. Always a classic. As for fave comic _book_, I'd have to say almost anything Top Cow, Battle Chasers, and Fathom.
Fave Gargie Universe non-gargoyle char: Alexander Xanatos...am I the only one that really really liked him in Future Tense??!
Fave ice-cream flavor: Easy one......chocolate!!!!
Fave books: You want me to list them ALL?????!!!! Ok...of Dragonlance>>Dragons of Autumn Twilight, Dragons of Winter Night, Dragons of Spring Dawning, Time of the Twins, War of the Twins, Test of the Twins, The Second Generation, Dragons of Summer Flame, The Soulforge, The Dawning of a New Age, The Day of the Tempest, The Eve of the Maelstrom, The Magic of Krynn, The Kagonesti, The Irda, The Firstborn, The Kinslayer Wars, The Qualinesti, Kindred Spirits, Wanderlust, Steel and Stone, The Companions; Non-Dragonlance>>Interview with the Vampire, The Vampire Lestat, The Queen of the Damned, ummmm......ahhhh.....too many to remember................
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Green
Fave Music Group: This list is longer than my book list!!!
Fave Song: I have too many favorite songs. But some I can remember now are>>Unforgiven 2 (Metallica), Lay your hands (Thompson Twins), Take on me (A-ha), Scoundrel Days (A-ha), The swing of things (A-ha), Manhattan skyline (A-ha), Soft Rains of April (A-ha), Staring at the Sun (U2), Even better than the real thing (U2), One (U2), Mysterious ways (U2), Once bitten Twice Shy (Great White), Your Wildest Dreams (moody blues), The Voice (moody blues), Nights in White Satin (moody blues), Laid so low Tears roll down (Tears for Fears), Don't you forget about me (Simple Minds), See the Lights (simple Minds), Sanctify yourself (Simple Minds), Crazy on you (heart), Never (Heart), Alone (Heart), These Dreams (Heart), Amnesia (Chumbuwumba).......and soooo many others.................
Fave Season: Autumn.
Fave day of the week: Friday, because Stargate SG-1 is on Showtime!!! Or any time my D&D group decide to get together at the local library. Yeah!!!!
Fave time of day/night: Night.
Fave week of the month: Who has a favorite week of the month? They're all the same to me.
Fave month of the year: October, or as the elves of Krynn call it "Autumn Twilight".
Fave years: 1979, 1998. I don't remember the other significant years right now, but I definately have to exclude 1989 and 1990.
Fave Holiday: They're all great!

When the world ends, where will YOU be?: Far, far away!!
Do you feel...less than fresh?: Every moment since the day I was born. Only then was I fresh......
Got milk?: 'course! In the refridgerator. Where else?! But the important thing is "Got Pepsi?" (my motto).
Computer's name: Inappropriate because usually it's all expletives! >)

Shadow <haitori@usa.net>
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 04:29:06 PM
IP: ts2-15.cam.cyberhighway.net

New pic! ^_^ Just added Puck to the roster of cpics. :)

Hmph. Well, I _was_ gonna add the pre-ultra pack today but I ended up watching The Mirror and doodling Puck instead of watching Upgrade or Grief and doodling the pack. :P
The pre-ultra pack'll be added tonight or tomorrow tho- whenever I feel like dragging the 500 (tv/vcr) up to my room. ;)
Amber
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 04:22:29 PM
IP: ppp44.ljci.com

*Ravyn walks in, munching on a piece of cake*
Hey, all! Thanks for the leftover cake, Mandi! It sure is good! And I know what you mean about "Saving Private Ryan". I almost cried at the movies in front of my friends who think I'm this unemotional warrior. It was a darn good movie, though. Happy Birthday! (a little late, I know).
Well, see ya!
*Ravyn walks away, finishing off the slice of cake.*
Ravyn Maza
Arizona
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 02:17:22 PM
IP: svm-ts2-1.c2i2.com

(Lisa and Clan Austin glide down, the jerk who's been stealing cars from the parking lot in tow. He looks to be tied up and in a lot of physical and psychological pain.)
Mandi- Yeah, I got the stuff you sent, and it was good. Thank you. Sorry I forgot to mention it. I saw "Saving Private Ryan," I thought it was a good movie, but Doug thought it was just another war flick with more gory battle scenes and Tom Hanks. God, was he wrong. Oh well, we all have our opinions.
Ravyn- Welcome, it's great to see a new face in here!
Jackal- Let's not forget that Sata has two kids, a clan, and a mate that probably doesn't know you're asking her to cheat on him yet and you don't want him to find out. They demand more of her time than you ever could, so don't be surprised if she has to abandon you, if she was ever yours. Oh well, I'm sure your wife wouldn't want to know about your attraction to Sata, either, would she? Right?
Gotta go now. Guadalupe, Brazos, the rest of Clan Austin, and I have to take this punk to the police. I hope he goes away for a long long time.
(Lisa and the gargoyles glide away, the punk in tow resigned to his fate and resolving never to steal another car again.)
Lisa <dierdre34@yahoo.com>
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 12:50:55 PM
IP: hd21-103.hil.compuserve.com

*Mandi comes in, unusually serious, and opens the fridge to get some more of the ice cream cake.*
Excuse me, I need some sugar. Still reeling over "Saving Private Ryan." And I rarely cry at movies....
Brian--You watch SG-1 too? Was last night's ep any good? A friend of mine taped it for me, but she's not home now so I can't get it.
Jackal--You saw Keith David in the "Snake Eyes" preview? I knew he was in Armageddon, but not that.
Cassandra--Thank you! Umm, how do I open this? *touches the field and it disappears* Oh. All right. :)
Lisa--Don't tell me the stuff I ported to you didn't get there! It's probably orbiting Jupiter now....I told Lex and Sarah they shouldn't try to calibrate it wired on that much caffeine. (Then again, I did take it without asking.)
Back to "Private Ryan"--it's not for the squeamish. Don't take kids, and don't expect romanticism. It was a great movie, and I was crying my eyes out, but it was just wrenching. It's right up there with "Schindler's List."
That's all. There's still some leftover cake and ice cream in the fridge; help yourselves. *turns back to Cassandra's lovely gift box* Now let me see....how do I get this open and save the wrapping paper? Yes, I'm one of those people.
*Mandi finishes off the ice cream slice, conjures some soap and water to clean off the plate, dries the plate and the puddle on the floor, and carefully removes the purple and silver wrapping to reveal....*

Mandi Ohlin <weird_web@hotmail.com>
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 12:11:31 PM
IP: p1-17.netgsi.com

Oh, and just in case everyone was wondering who this new face is in your comment room, I'll answer some of Firestorm's questions for ya'll:
Real Name: Stacey Cole
Aliases: Ravyn Maza or just plain Ravyn
Credit Card Numbers: Ha! I wish I had a credit card and even if I did, I wouldn't put the number all over the internet!
Blood Type: A+
Mother's Maiden Name: Raphun
Brother's Maiden Name: My brother has a maiden name?
Last Movie rented from Blockbuster: Actually, not really a movie, but I rented Wrestlemania 12 just for fun.
Pets' Names: Two turtles, Speedy and Tort.
Name for my Car: Malibu (or if it's running bad, 'Stupid Piece of Junk')
Fav Pizza Topping: Jalapenos
Fav Gargoyle: I like 'em all, but I think my favorite is Goliath.
Well, that's me for ya! Bye!
Ravyn Maza
Arizona
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 11:43:08 AM
IP: svm-ts2-1.c2i2.com

Wow, Christine! I never caught the connection between Lyre, Lyre and Breeding Season the first time. When everyone on here started talking about a connection, I went back and read them again and I think I caught it! Wonderful work, as always! Oh, and hi, everyone else!
Ravyn Maza
Arizona
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 11:28:18 AM
IP: svm-ts2-1.c2i2.com

I need to clear somethings up, anyone whose following me may be slightly confused..., I've scanned it, but I just finally read my "drunken confession", 2 points I need to make, 1- I wouldn't hurt anyone to the point of death unless given just cause, unfortunatly, revenge doesn't fall under that cause. 2- I moved to Ga an entire year before what I stated. I've also realized I made a few other mistakes as far as dates go, (stated either too soon or too late), but I'm sure you people don't want an exact Bio of Jackal's happy, sordid, twisted life. Apparently, I have a slight problem with keeping up with dates. And where's Sata? Tell her I don't like bein stood up, we where suppose to see a movie!
Jackal
Ga Usa
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 11:18:39 AM
IP: spider-th044.proxy.aol.com

Sorry for the double post.
Aris Katsaris <katsaris@otenet.gr>
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 07:57:52 AM
IP: athe530-b061.otenet.gr

Christine: I also understood the connection... I never expected it when I read 'Lyre, Lyre'. Very nice story. Bravo. I suppose that this means the future in 'Future Imperfect' will hopefully not come to pass, right?

Aris Katsaris <katsaris@otenet.gr>
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 07:57:13 AM
IP: athe530-b061.otenet.gr

Christine, I also understood the connection... I never expected it when I read 'Lyre, Lyre'. Very nice story. Bravo. I suppose that this means the future in 'Future Imperfect' will hopefully not come to pass, right?

Anonymous
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 07:56:50 AM
IP: athe530-b061.otenet.gr

72 days until the Rising.
Todd Jensen <merlyn@ninenet.com>
St. Louis, MO
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 07:41:36 AM
IP: pn9-ppp-201.primary.net

<<If gargoyles turn completely stone during the day (remember the Massacre), how could they, well produce anything to make a wet dream possible?>>
Not to be perverted, understand that, I was under the impression it's a simple biological function anyway, that's why I asked. If gargoyles can dream, then of course that type of dream will occur. The best thing I thought of is this..., in response to you, Cassandra... I'd guess the same way solid stone can dream. The logical illogical, ya know?
<<Well it felt good to get some of that suff off my chest , never thought this page could be so theraputic>>
*Jackal blushes slightly* Yes. It can be.
Heh, ok, yall... Yall? Wonder when I picked that up? Ummm, All of you remember, (that read my register thingy), that web page I was talkin about? I got like a little introduction up, nothing major..., If you wanna waste some time, I have the link below, hope that works. Man, I wanna talk! I have the urge to talk, just like I wanted to see a movie too, but noooo. Anyway, I see another survey thing is goin on, I'll get around to it...
Jackal <yes>
Ga Usa
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 01:30:35 AM
IP: spider-th083.proxy.aol.com

(Doug walks in with a LOT of pizza and calls out to see if anyone ordered some. Broadway walks over and relieves him of it. Doug shakes his head as Broadway pays him and walks away.)
Wonder if he's gonna eat all that himself or if it's for the clan. Hope it's the latter.
Well everyone, I'm glad to be back on Earth! Mars was so BORING! Thank God Mr. Clarke accepted my excuse once we had Mowie walk in and order a lot of food before he took off for his home world. I'm still working at Jack in the Box! (never went to Mars IRL, so I was working there the whole time, but...)
Favorite Alien Species: Predator.
Last Halloween Costume: Cryptkeeper (Lisa already told you this, but I'll say it again!).
Favorite Fellow Poster: Draw between Sevarius Jr., who is very funny, and Jackal, who is really messed up but always seems to have something interesting to say.
Favorite RPG monster: The most dangerous, interesting, and unpredictable monster in any GM's arsenal- The Player-Character. Second is the sahaguin, those gruesome little Nazi fish-people.
Favorite Gargoyles episodes- Hunter's Moon, Part 3, all 5 Awakenings eps, Kingdom, and Deadly Force.
Lisa- I know I've said this already, but thanks for coming after me and getting me back to Earth. I owe you big. If I ever see an alien or visit a planet other than Earth again, it'll be too soon. Later all!
(Doug turns and walks out, to find his pizza-delivery vehicle has been stolen. He growls an obscenity as he hails a cab, remembering that there are a lot of things about Earth that he hates.)
Doug <frostfire@mail.utexas.edu>
Austin, TX USA
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 01:10:11 AM
IP: hd58-099.hil.compuserve.com

*pokes head in*

Ooh, I know the connection between 'Lyre Lyre' and 'Breeding Season!' *koff* Choked on my coke (pop :P), too cuz of a shriek provoked by a certain phrase connecting the two stories. Not telling which one tho... >;)

*ducks rotten vegetables thrown her way and goes off to work on comment room pics* ;)
Amber
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 01:04:19 AM
IP: ppp44.ljci.com

Hey all
Christine> What was the connection between Lyre Lyre and Breeding Season .
Sevarius Jr > Mr Ed said he did'nt do it , I gave him atruth serum after and he said the same . Care to explain ?

Ten shows I want back on the air : Transformers , Gargoyles , Quantum leap , Silver Hawks , Galaxy rangers , Seaquest DSV (if they made Roy Schneider captain again) , Star Trek Generations , In living colour , Kids in the Hall , Beast Wars .
Ten things I hate : Pollutants , Skettels , People who act like their bad when there not , Car alarms , oldest brother , car horns , truck horns , loud music , nagging , exams . Make that many things I hate .
Things I love : Rivers , Lakes , animals , friends , family , movies , games , series , comedies , good music .
People on this page I like : All (hate playing favourites) , so if anyone needs some hired muscle , just call , I'll give a discount price .
Top 5 animated women (Garg.) : Elisa , Angela , princess Catharine , fox .
Top 5 animated women (misc.) : Mulan , Esmerelda (hunch back of Notre Dame) , Sulia (fatal fury) , Lydis (robotech) , Lisa Hayes (robotech) .
Favourite Movies : Deep rising , Little shop of horrors , All Disney movies save Pocahontas . Independence day ,
Favourite current Tv shows : Sliders , Xena , Stargate SG1 , Simpsons , The world's funniest , Going wil with Jeff Corwin , Muppets tonight , Mad TV .
Favourite food " Lasagna
Favourite pat time activity : Wrestling and beatin father in preparation of beating oldest brother to bloody paste .

Well it felt good to get some of that suff off my chest , never thought this page could be so theraputic .
Brian <aliscke@jamweb.net>
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 12:45:43 AM
IP: 208.11.41.214

Jackal> Scary enough, but I have actually given thought to your gargoyle's wet dream question. If gargoyles turn completely stone during the day (remember the Massacre), how could they, well produce anything to make a wet dream possible? Oh well.
Cassandra <nscoa3099@alpha.nsula.edu>
Saturday, July 25, 1998 at 12:38:52 AM
IP: pm1-7.net-2000.net

Whoa, hey, who'da thunk it! I wanna see a movie, but I can't get no one to go with me, Where's Sata?....
Jackal
Ga Usa
Friday, July 24, 1998 at 08:04:32 PM
IP: spider-wc072.proxy.aol.com

**Coyote enters the room, saluting Ravyn and smiling.**

Hey there, Ravyn! Nice to see a friendly face around here ... thanks for the compliment!

Adding to my list of attributes:

Favorite fanfic characters:
Gargoyle: Avery (I always seem to think of her as a tragic character, and I am *such* a sucker for those!)
Human: Tina Harris
Computer's Name: Piece-Of-Crap (because it *is!* It's a 386, if that tells ya anything!)
Ten random things I can't stand: Stupid drivers, telephone operators who don't know what "I'M NOT INTERESTED, DAMMIT!" means, phone numbers that come up "anonymous" on caller ID, this stupid computer, car breakdowns (my car's still sick), aching muscles, atomic leg cramps at 2 AM, Barney, Martha Stewart, Bill Gates.
Ten random things I like: My job, my car (when it's running), The Slayers (Japanese; FUN!), Gargoyles (natch), writing, art, good music (something with muscle behind it!), sleep, my dogs, and my cats.
Favorite food: if it's edible, I'll eat it.
Hobbies: Web coding, writing (hope to make a career of it someday), artwork, using my overactive imagination ...
Top 5 Animated Women (Gargoyles): Elisa Maza, Angela, Fox, Maria Chavez, Diane Maza (I'm not much for looks: I'm looking at character)
Top 5 Animated Women (Other): Lina Inverse (The Slayers), Topaz (UltraForce), L (Men In Black), Taarna (Heavy Metal, yes I have seen that movie!), Major Motoko (Ghost in the Shell)
Top 4 Fanfic Women: Tina Harris, Avery Bishop (Christi Smith Hayden), Ariana MacDuff (Amy K. Cyrway), Aiden Ferguson (Christine Morgan)
Halloween Costume last year: Threw together some theater makeup and ratty clothes and dressed up as a corpse. Big fun.
Favorite alien: The worm guys from MIB
Favorite movies: Titanic, Men In Black, Heavy Metal, THX 1138, Star Wars (whole trilogy), Major League (addicted to that one, I think ...), Indiana Jones (whole trilogy, especially "The Last Crusade"), Star Trek (all eight, especially IV and "First Contact")
Top 10 current TV shows: Xena: Warrior Princess, Ally McBeal, Celebrity Deathmatch, South Park, Night Man, Sliders, King of the Hill, The Simpsons, The Nanny, The X-Files
Top 5 shows that didn't get a decent chance: Space Rangers, Quantum Leap, seaQuest, Brooklyn South, Gargoyles

That's all for now, at least from me. I'm interested to see the responses to the "Top 5 shows that didn't get a chance" category!

**Coyote turns to leave, trips over the coffee table in the middle of the room, and flies through the door. He is last heard landing against a stone gargoyle.**

owww ....
Coyote the Bando <1134@i-is.com>
Algonac, Michigan
Friday, July 24, 1998 at 07:42:08 PM
IP: modem122.net-ex.com

Cassandra > glad you were able to find Breeding Season! I haven't added it to the gargoyles-fans archive yet; I usually have a delay of about a week and a half to see what my counter looks like after I post a new story (and the results are usually most flattering and gratifying, thank you all very much!).

Speaking of Breeding Season > I'm a tad surprised that nobody's mentioned the connection to my earlier story, Lyre Lyre ; )

Book news > the galley proofs have been checked and mailed back, and I have once again been reminded how much my skills have improved since I wrote it, thanks to all this fanfic. So, now I'm back to waiting and hoping and generally being a nervous wreck (Reason #1 why I'm taking time off from fanfic; I can't concentrate!)

Christine <vecna@eskimo.com>
Friday, July 24, 1998 at 02:14:53 PM
IP: vecna.ndip.eskimo.net

Thanks, Answer Man, Starsinger, and Mandi, for the address to "Breeding Season". I promise to read it (and the rest of the fanfics I've been telling myself to read) as soon as I have a chance.
Cassandra <nscoa3099@alpha.nsula.edu>
Friday, July 24, 1998 at 10:49:50 AM
IP: 192.102.223.229

73 days until the Rising.
Todd Jensen <merlyn@ninenet.com>
St. Louis, MO
Friday, July 24, 1998 at 07:42:11 AM
IP: pn9-ppp-212.primary.net

one more, one more thing..., Future Tense..., is curtiosty <--I know I didn't spell that right, Firestorm, he hooked me up with a CD rom version of the episode, it's smooth as hell, check his ass out!! I'm going to bed, Goodnight!
Jackal
Friday, July 24, 1998 at 01:19:18 AM
IP: spider-tr022.proxy.aol.com

one more thing..., is it just my imagionation or is Keith David in that movie...., what's it called... Snake eyes?? With nichols cage?? what's the name of that movie?
Jackal
Friday, July 24, 1998 at 01:15:30 AM
IP: spider-tr034.proxy.aol.com

Me and my sister just got finished watching "Future Tense". (again), she couldn;t help but laugh at Broadway, she asked me, how's he fylin with no eyes? hehehhehe, We were talkin oveer the part when Lex explains it..., heh, we walk up, i mean woke up, my dearest sweety, laughin, it's a funny episode.. if you think about it..., or get so drunk you don't know up from down.., in any case, i really wannna know what , yopu pieple think about my deama queston.., look I can't spell, Imean my dream question...., ya know about the "wet" dreams....
Jackal <overthtereerrrree>
ga usa
Friday, July 24, 1998 at 01:12:28 AM
IP: spider-tr034.proxy.aol.com

Hi! I'm new to this comment room. I just want to say how great the Gargoyles Saga is! Also, Christine Morgan, excellent job on the Gargoyles fanfics. I really liked 'Breeding Season'. And Coyote Bando, as always, I love the Gargoyles: Clan Manhattan series and I can't wait for When Clans Collide! May Gargoyles live on forever in our hearts!
Ravyn Maza

Ravyn
Sierra Vista , Arizona USA
Friday, July 24, 1998 at 12:07:31 AM
IP: svm-ts2-5.c2i2.com

(Lisa's spaceship appears, touching down in Mars' planet space.)
Scan the planet for Doug, Mowie! We have to find him!! (The hairy alien complies with a Hrrrrrn).
Todd: That makes perfect sense. Sorry I got so ticked off about it. It's just that there are times when you really a certain pic next to your post and when it hasn't been posted yet...Ugh!
Favorite fanfic characters: Gargoyle- Elektra. (Christine Morgan) Human- Brendan (the new version, also from Christine Morgan). Fay- Lapin (TGS, he's a cute bunny in any form, including the one with big sharp teeth I'm sure he turns into for fighting Unseelie).
Computer's Name: Mr. C. (no, it doesn't stand for Carter, it stands for Compaq.)
Favorite been-and-gone comic strips: Calvin and Hobbes, and The Far Side. They were so funny.
Ten Random Things I Can't Stand: Depressing music, the lottery (they make you think you're gonna win, you buy a ticket, you hope, you pray, and then when the moment comes all you feel is a sudden urge to grab an AK-47 and go postal at the Lottery Offices), Computers that have virus or bug problems when they're not supposed to (practically every time they have them, they're not supposed to), Golf (no, I am not good at it and neither is Doug despite what he tells everyone), beauty pageants (don't those women have anything better to do than stand around looking good and anything better to spend their cash on than SO much makeup), anything that threatens our Constitutional and Inalienable Rights, cliffhangers on TV shows (God, I hate having to wait to see what happens next), Power Rangers or any of its clones, psychic scam artists, and anyone who claims their opinion is the only valid one in the world (my Mafia pal Gino can't stand those people either. To them he always says, "Shut up or Ise a gonna hafta have the boys breaka your head." Nobody messes with the Family).
Ten Random Things I Like: Good movies, good music, good books, just about anything to do with Star Wars, talking with people about their inner mind problems and helping them find solutions, riding around on the Road Moccassin, water fights (especially when I surprise my opponents with blasts of steaming hot or ice cold water), playing GURPS or AD&D, walking around Austin late at night when it's cool and dark, shoot-em-up/beat-em-up/hack-em-up video arcade games (Pity those are much rarer now than they used to be).
Favorite Food: Fried Grasshopper (let's just say I like to talk to it before I eat it, going "Jump out of my hand before I eat you, Grasshopper. Ulp, too late."). And Fish Sticks are good, too, with French Fries and ketchup.
Hobbies: Cycling, reading, psychology, martial arts, surfing the Internet; playing RPGs on computers, home consoles, and around tables with my friends.
Five Celebrities I Think are Really Really Attractive: Harrison Ford, Nicholas Brendon, Antonio Banderas, Alec Baldwin, and Jonathan Frakes.
Top Five Animated Hunks I like(Gargoyles): Xanatos, Macbeth, Brooklyn, Broadway, Goliath.
Top Five Animated Hunks I like (Other): Man-at-Arms (from He-Man), Dmitri (Anastasia), Locke Cole (Final Fantasy 3, an animated video game), David Carter (Invasion America), Wile E. Coyote (pity only!!).
Top Five Hunks I like (fanfic): TJ Lawton, Brendan Vandermere, Jericho (Christine), Richard Harrisson, and Loki (TGS).
Here's some new ones:
Costume I wore Last Halloween: Queen Titania (Doug was the Cryptkeeper, and we made an awful couple. This year, we plan on wearing ones that will go better together like Man-at-Arms and the Sorceress (just to see if we're the only ones who remember He-Man).
Favorite Alien Species: Wookie.
Favorite Movies: Titanic, Mask of Zorro, Lethal Weapon 3, Long Kiss Goodnight, Forrest Gump, Return of the Jedi, Scent of a Woman, Basic Instinct, Die Hard, Independence Day, The Terminator, and many more I don't have space for here.
Top Ten Favorite Shows Currently on Television: Ally McBeal, Beyond Belief, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, X-Files, Jay Leno, Larry King, Invasion America (when it comes back!), Damon, 90210, Simpsons.
Top Ten Favorite TV Shows That Are Gone And I Miss Terribly: Gargoyles (of course!), Roar (I can still hear the show's namesake), Knight Rider, Dallas, He-Man (I know that show's way old, but its plots and characters were great, and I couldn't have survived childhood without getting to watch it), Deadly Games, Married with Children, Beavis and Butthead (uh, I like really liked that show's main characters or something, they made me laugh my ass off. Heh heh, I said ass (slaps herself out of Butt-head mode and rolls her eyes angrily)), Seinfeld, and LA Law.
Top Ten Favorite Video Games: Final Fantasy 7, Final Fantasy 3, Breath of Fire, Duke Nukem 3D, Wolfenstein 3D, Metal Slug, Ninja Turtles Arcade, Time Crisis, Time Crisis 2, Virtua Cop 2.
Favorite RPG monster- Kobolds. They are generally easy-to-kill chickens who are too often underappreciated. They are also small, crunchy, and go well with ketchup. (The verdict after our party of PCs ran out of food in the middle of an AD&D dungeon and was forced to eat some. They also taste like chicken.)
Top Five Favorite RPG dungeons: Dragon Mountain, Tomb of Horrors, Castle Darkhold (AD&D products), the body of the dead God Myrkul on the Astral Plane, and the Castle of Shadows complex (original dungeons created by Keith Wang-Matthews, our group's GM.)
Favorite fellow poster in this comment room: Sevarius Jr. He always has a good laugh for me. And he's also got problems I can easily understand.
What about for everyone else? Please respond, I'd love to know and am sure others would also!
(Mowie roars, directing Lisa to the scanner. "You found him? Great!! Get us over there!" They jet off as the hologram fades.)
Lisa <dierdre34@yahoo.com>
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 11:36:48 PM
IP: dd51-110.dub.compuserve.com

<<..Lay off the sauce for awhile. No matter what they tell you, Mr. Beam and Mr. Daniels are NOT your friends.>>
I've never known Mr. Daniels, now Mr. Cuervo, HEY!!!!
Let me be serious for a minute. Keep these two things in mind though..., 1-Don't forget about my dream question.. 2-I'm slightly "sauced" even now...
All right, I get striaght f***ed up, no lie. I had my frist beer when I was 19, I hated it. I was 19 now, there's mother.., people out drinkin, and they're 13,14,15 years old. Liquor became my thing, I've only drank one time in front of child. One time! That was when I was 19, thinkin I was big a bad, knowin I wasn't s**t. The bitch that mothered my frist child, tryed to f*** me up. In doin so, the state of TX is takin care of that ass, and I have custody of the boy.., I moved here to GA in August '97, i think it was. (I was born here in GA), I had one hell of a trust complex when I got here, I guess I still do, the only one that melted thur all that ice, is this sexy young thing sleepin behind me! Just like Jerry Maguire in reverse! That frist "woman", I don't even wanna think about it, because of her, I'll probably drop dead before 25, from a heart problem she caused! F*** that hoe! If my son wasn't goin thur all this crap with his mom, I'd kill her, I don't know how, but I would, f*** that I'd takin her with me! I'm not mad or nothing, don't get me wrong, everything happens for a reason, I'm just dissappointed, that's all. I wanna see my son grow up and say, "hey i wrecked your car." or see my daughter go out with a dude that has hot pink hair, ya know? Simple things. I want someone to be hurt like I'm hurt, to have children and not be able to see them grow up, my "wife" knows all this, but i don't think the reality has set in... yet. It's f***ed up to be 21 and have to leave a will. BUT enuf of that s**t! Funny what you'll say when drunk, huh? I'm not tryin to..., I can't even spell the word..., nevermind! So now you know the origin of Jackal's..., jackal's..hmmm, Stephen's lust for revenge, it's a futile hope! Did I just face my problems?? NAHHHHHH Demona this drinks for you! heheheheheee So, now to important things.. Really, what of this "freaky sneaky" dream thing?
Jackal <Jackal1127@hotmail.com>
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 10:52:27 PM
IP: spider-tr074.proxy.aol.com

Cassandra, you can find that particular story at http://www.eskimo.com/~vecna/breed01.html

And you're welcome!
Answer Man
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 09:22:14 PM
IP: client-151-200-126-35.bellatlantic.net

*Cassandra walks into the room not chased by any soldiers this time. Instead, a comment room official steps in front of her. "You are not allowed to bring personal fights into this room. And even if you do, you're to clean up the mess you make before leaving and pay for damages."
Cassandra glares at him. "What damages?"
"The hole in the wall," he points behind her.
"What hole in the wall?" she asks innocently.
The official looks again. The hole that the ice spear had left was gone, having never been. "That changes nothing. There was a hole in the wall for four hours. Either you pay restoration fee for those four hours or I find the lawyer."
Cassandra yawned and zapped him with a green bolt from her hand. The official vanished and was replaced with a frog. She smiled, "Basic Transformation 101. Doesn't even need an incantation." And turns to the room.*

Sorry again, but he was annoying me. And I've got witnesses. Now for my more pressing business. This is going to sound really horrible, but I can't find the "Breeding Season" story that everyone's talking about. I'm looking in the Gargoyles Fan website. Maybe I'm just blind, but could someone please tell me where it is?

*Glances down at her wristwatch. "Gee, I got go." She turns and starts walking toward the door. The frog/official croaks worriedly and hops after her. Cassandra snaps her talons and he reverts back to a human--kneeling on his hands and knees.*
Cassandra <nscoa3099@alpha.nsula.edu>
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 05:29:15 PM
IP: 204.196.35.50

Ay que mala suerte! More lists!

Okay, here goes...
Favorite comic Strip: Liberty Meadows. Don't know if anyone has heard of or seen this strip, but I think it's the next best thing to the dear departed Calvin and Hobbes.
Favorite Non-Gargoyle character: My pop, Sevarius Sr., even though he can tick me off sometimes.
Favorite ice cream: Ben & Jerry's Peanut Butter Cup Ice Cream. Mmmm....ice cream.
Favorite books: Hmm...far to many to list. Most anything by Harlan Ellison, Clive Barker, and Neil Gaiman.
Hair color: Dark Brown
Eye color: Olive green
Fave Music: I have a lotta eclectic tastes, but I like most anything hard or metal. Industrial's good too. Stuff like Metallica, Smashing Pumpkins, White Zombie, Stabbing Westward, Gravity Kills, etc.
Fave song: Most probably what's the current MTV buzz clip. Right now, probably "Fuel" by Metallica.
Fave Season: Autumn
Fave day: Saturday. I get to lay in bed all morning and watch cartoons!
Fave time: 2:00 a.m.
Fave week: Christmas week
Fave Month: November
Fave Year: 1969. Summer of Love!
Fave Holiday: Halloween
Cereal I like to squish b/w my toes: Kellogg's frosted flakes, they're grrrrrrreat!
Where I will be when the world ends: Graceland. I've had this...vision...but is it a dream, or a prophecy? I MUST KNOW!
Color of A Dog's Bark: Oddly enough, fuchsia.
Do you talk to your furniture?: Does the television count? Sometimes I pray to it. And give the occasional sacrifice.
Do I feel...less than fresh?: That's none of your damn business and please keep out of my personal affairs.
Got milk?: NO! What do you think I am, a pervert?
Name of Computer: Hal. ("I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.")

And to make some more comments...
Brian--Hmm, a mutant dog with multiple appendages that bleeds acid? Nope, not my work. Try Ed, the creepy guy who lives in the basement of the science building.
Doug--I agree, Calista Flockhart is great looking. I don't really watch her show, cause hey, if I did, then I'd be missing Monday Night Wrasslin'!

And finally, to Jackal...Um...I have no idea if your theory..if your theory would work...but I sure don't want to find out. My advice? Lay off the sauce for awhile. No matter what they tell you, Mr. Beam and Mr. Daniels are NOT your friends.
Sevarius Jr. <bpoole@mailexcite.com>
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 04:24:12 PM
IP: client-151-200-126-67.bellatlantic.net

<<I very much suspect that if Goliath had given the Phoenix Gate to Puck in the dream, he'd have woken up to find it actually gone from his pouch when he woke up. There are a lot of legends about dreams that portray that sort of thing happening.>>
Hmmm, that kinda makes sense...., in any case you gave me an idea.
<<Jackal, Jackal, jackal... You can't read JUST breeding Season! You have to read ALL of her stories!>>
I've already started to, hehehehhehehee

Favorite comic strip (From newspaper): I'd have to say.., "Mutts"
Favorite Gargoyles Universe character non-gargoyle: Hmm, that's a hard one, Jackal?
Favorite book(s): Do you really wanna know?
Hair Color: dark brown, brown, depends on the lighting
Eye Color: "You're so full if s**t, your eyes are brown!"
Favorite Music Group: I'm gonna say Marilyn Manson, but we'll see when the new album comes out.
Favorite Song: No particular favorite
Favorite Season (weather): Fall
Favorite day of the week: Thursday!
Favorite time of day/night: Between 11pm and 1am
Favorite week of the month: They're all about the same
Favorite month of the year: October- as you'll soon find out.
Favorite year(s): hahahahaha, the year I get complete and total revenge and not have to suffer the repercusions.
Favorite Holiday: Ummm, I know it's not a hoilday but, Halloween.

Ya know, I was thinkin..., Well frist let me say this- excuse the "nature" of this question, I know it may seem either too "mature" or a little too "immature"..... OK, you ready???
It's said gargoyles dream..., how many see where this is going?
All right, now, say I'm a male gargoyle, and I'm like, "Hey the sun's comin up." and I strike a pose. So here i am asleep, and start havin a "freaky sneaky" dream. Now, I'd be rock hard anyway, so that part wouldn't matter, what my question is..., in the dream when I uhh...., damn..., what's the proper word? That's bad, I forgot the proper word..., anywayz, when it's "spewing time"..., heh heh, would I do "that" in the waking world as well? Cause ya know, being stone and all..., is there like a little hole or something..., MY GOD, hehehehe, but no really, If so, wouldn't that be embrassing to a gargoyle, here you are stiking a pose, lookin all mean, and some s**t starts runnin down your leg, and some humans come walking by, they're like, "Damn, what hell is he dreamin about?" Forgive me if I'm outta line here, please I'm sorry, it's just morbid curiousity, I guess...
OH! Something I forgot to mention when I registered..., Yall are really gonna think I need help..., this past April, I uhh..., I kinda...., "engraved" my nickname in my left forearm...., gang graffti style.., Hey, it's the best lookin scar on my body! That damn Jose Cuervo boy, I tell you what....,
sick sad Jackal
Ga Usa
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 03:27:48 PM
IP: spider-tr013.proxy.aol.com

Lady Mystic > wow, someone actually read that Constance story? ; ) Written long before I met our own Constance, btw! I have vague plans to eventually turn it into just the sort of bodice-ripper everyone expects of me, but first I want to get a bit more established as a novelist. Hope you like the fanfic too!

Christine <vecna@eskimo.com>
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 02:50:48 PM
IP: vecna.ndip.eskimo.net

(Doug appears, still walking across the Martian landscape. With him are a young wild-haired boy and a walking, talking, smiling stuffed tiger whose space-traveling wagon broke down.)
Hi folks! Ran into some new friends here on Mars (actually they were old friends, but they'd long vanished from the newspaper). Hope that rescue ship arrives soon (counting on you, Lisa!).
Brian: Right, we will be sure to have children close together. I've had enough trouble with a brother who was 4 years older than me and a sister 3 years younger. Hate for my kid to deal with someone as far ahead of them as your brother was.
End of the World: Previous message- I was assuming I knew the world was gonna end, if I didn't know about it, God only knows where I'd be. And sorry about the political statement in there, I was so tired last night I forgot about my promise. Just for the record, there are many politicians, cardinals, and others (inlcuding our district's Lloyd Doggett) that I would miss on purpose or make sure the pie tasted good for. Others would get pies that tasted terrible with really hard candies studded all over them thrown in their faces (like Starr, Gin-Grinch, and Robertson).
Favorite fanfic characters: Gargoyle- Aiden. Human- TJ Lawton. (I like Christine's work) Fay- Madoc (excellent bad guy, that Madoc).
Computer's Name: doesn't have or deserve one, it's such a stupid machine (hey, I take it back, don't crash on me!!).
Favorite been-and-gone comic strips: Calvin and Hobbes, and The Far Side. I miss those two so much.
How about (Sorry for canibalizing from your page, Christine!):
Ten Random Things I Can't Stand: Rap Music, Tournament Style Video Games (I miss the Final Fight advance and beat-them-up genre), Anything Related to Cars, Drag Rats (the punk panhandlers that hang out all over Guadalupe near the Campus, they're all such smelly and weird-looking and all the ones I've met are jerks, too), the Christian Right (which is neither), anything that threatens our First Amendment Rights, my favorite shows getting cancelled, talk shows, the high price of clothes, and whiners.
Ten Random Things I Like: Dancing, hot showers, reading, cats, dogs, interesting e-mails, snow, heckling speechmakers I don't agree with or dislike, soda, and sno-cones.
Favorite Food: Fish sticks, french fries, and Fried Butterfly Shrimp, sprinkled with secret seasoning from a resturant named Red Robin.
Hobbies: Surfing the Internet, reading, writing, collecting AD&D materials and 80s music, Duke Nukem 3D (and Forever when it comes out).
Five Celebrities I Think are Really Really Attractive: Calista Flockhart, Renee O'Connor, Alyson Hannigan, Kate Winslet, Claire Danes.
Top Five Animated Chicks I like(Gargoyles): Fox, Elisa, Angie (must stop calling her that, her name is Angela!), Titania, Demona.
Top Five Animated Chicks I like (Other): Teela (from He-Man), Lady Jaye (from GI Joe), Sergeant Romar from Invasion America, Mulan, Felicia Hardy (from Spiderman).
Top Five Chicks I like (fanfic): Elektra, Aiden (Christine), Sata (TGS) Avery (Christi), and Rosanna/Rose Maza (Coyote).
There, now you know more about me. Happy?
(Doug, Calvin, and Hobbes trek on across Mars, watching the skies as the image fades away.)
Doug <frostfire@mail.utexas.edu>
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 02:25:02 PM
IP: hd7-233.hil.compuserve.com

What the heck, it's time I did something silly....

Real name - Batya D. Levin
Alias's - "The Toon"
address - "Well, if that's what you call a-dressing. It isn't my notion of the thing, at all."
E-Mail adress - batyatoon@hotmail.com
Telephone number - 1-800-THE-TOON (well, no, not really).
Work number - classified
Work address - ditto
Social Security number - Shhhh. They haven't found me yet.
Credit Card number's in numerical order - Don't have any. Thhthpt.
A scanned picture - I know there's one somewhere....
Blood type - Q
Mothers maiden name - My mother's not a maiden.
Brothers maiden name - Uh, he never -was- a maiden....
Last movie you rented from Blockbuster - "The Dark Crystal", oddly enough.
Name of your pet - Currently pet-less
Name of your car - Daydream (currently car-less, too)
Name of your gun - Permanently gun-less. Ask me the name of my sword someday. :)
DNA sample - Beatrice Watts. Wait for it.
Flavor pie you would most like to have thrown at you - Chocolate cream, or variants thereof. Just make sure it's kosher.
favorite pizza toppings - tomatoes (fresh or sun-dried), roasted garlic, fresh mushrooms, green olives.
Favorite gargoyle - I love 'em all. Favorite "Gargoyles" _character_, though, is probably Xanatos.
Favorite holiday - Passover

Not going to list all the rest of the favorites. But when the world ends, I honestly don't know where I'll be, but I'm hoping long since dead of improbably old age.
And yes, I've got milk.
Batya "The Toon" Levin <batyatoon@hotmail.com>
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 01:57:05 PM
IP: 15.new-york-38-39rs.ny.dial-access.att.net

*Cassandra runs into the comment room chased by five soldier rejects from a Xena episode. She reaches the fountain, dunks her hand into the water, and pulls out a spear made of ice. She pivots and hurls it at the soldiers. And since they were stupid enough to be running in a row, one behind the other, she impales them all. The spear imbeds itself in the wall behind them with the soldiers still attached.*

Sorry guys, a little unfinished business. I didn't bring them here on purpose, but they won't be able to tell anyone about it now. *Laughs, then looks around sheepishly.* Sorry.

Oh by the way, *Pulls a large box wrapped in purple and silver paper and topped with a big silver bow out from under her wing.* Happy Birthday, Mandi. Hope this present makes up for me being a little late.

Now to answer the new questions:

Favorite comic strip (From newspaper): Dilbert. Calvin and Hobbes, Sally Forth, For Better or Worse, Dick Tracy (only my newspaper got rid of that one) and Prince Valiant (great artwork and King Authur, what more could you want?)
Favorite Gargoyles Universe character non-gargoyle: Human: Matt (just something about FBI guys with conspiracy theories), Macbeth, Xanatos, Eliza, and Fox.
Fay: Puck and Coyote
New Olympian: Proteos (who didn't like this guy?) and Taurus (it's Michael Dorn's voice, okay? I like Coldstone too)
Favorite fanfic non-garg character: Haven't read enough to judge. Planning on it though.
Favortite ice-cream flavor: Mint Chocolate (did I spell that right?) Chip
Favorite book(s): Everything on my bookshelves. I have three bookshelves currently, one floor to ceiling, the other two waist high. Then I have another hundred books still in storage at my parents' house. I like all genres and the only book I will sneer at is Harlequin Romances (sneer, sneer, sneer) But I will acknowledge that lots of people read them which is better for them than just staring at the TV. (That's not being self-righteous, I put in a lot of time doing both and computer stuff on top of that.)
Hair Color: Black. (Kindra's is blonde)
Eye Color: Gargoyle color, except when I'm mad. Then they're red. (Kindra has blue eyes)
Favorite Music Groups/Artists: Right now anything but gangsta rap and the Back Street Boys. (If the radio plays THAT song one more time, it's going to conviently disappear from every radio station in America.)
Favorite Song: My favorite song is anything that inspires my fiction. I try to find a theme song for my characters or their situations that helps illustrates them better. I haven't found one for Cassandra yet. But Kurgen, my computer, theme song is "Give Me the Prize" by Queen.
Favorite Season (weather): Summer when I'm in the moutains of Tennessee. Summer in Louisiana is hot and humid. Except in the year of el nino, when it's hot, humid, and drought.
Favorite day of the week: Saturday because the radio station does an eighties retro for a couple of hours late at night.
Favorite time of day/night: Sunset.
Favorite week of the month: Getting pretty specific, aren't we?
Favorite month of the year: February, because of my birthday
Favorite year(s): 1977, 1995, 1999 (graduation year, hopefully)
Favorite Holiday: Halloween and Christmas. Both combined together really well in "Nightmare Before Christmas"
Where will I be when the world ends: On Avalon, because it's eternal, baby.
Got milk? No, I need to go grocery shopping.

So I'll add another question.

Name of computer: Mine's Kurgen. Yes, he is named after the wonderful villian played by Clancy Brown. The details are rather painfully.

*Cassandra sets the present to Mandi on a table, and waves her hands over it. A glowing green shield surrounds it with a neon letters proclaiming "To Mandi". She waves bye, climbs to the top of the fountain, and glides out of the comment room. The comment room janitors, carrying heavy duty cleaners, approach the shi-kabobed soldiers. Suddenly the soldiers dematerialize into smoke and the ice spear melts. The janitors shake their heads, set aside the heavy-duty cleaners, and get their mops.*
Cassandra <nscoa3099@alpha.nsula.edu>
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 12:57:28 PM
IP: 198.79.157.69

(door to the comment room bursts open and Brian runs in followed by a large rabid mutant dog with a foot long snout , 5 inch fangs , 6 legs and a severed tail bleeding acid , runs around the room twice nocking over furniture a creating a mess . Runs out the door with the dog in hot pursuit , runs back in and shuts the door on the dogs neck , it tries hard to get in but I beat its nose until it moves back allowing me to slam the door and slide a steel bolt through the slot )

Dammit Sevarius Jr , that had better not be another of your experiments gone wrong , or worse gone right .

(walks around the room righting the furniture and cleaning up the mess )

Lisa > your welcome for the assist , I had those caplets for o long I'm suprised that they really worked , and I'm glad that you've given so much forthought to child bearing , I have one last thing to say though if you plan to have more than one , have them close together , that way if the elder turns out to be willing to beat up its younger sibling then it wo'nt have much of an advantage , I hate to bring this up but I ca'nt bare to have the thought of a child having to suffer more than necessary , especially since no matter how good a parent you are these things do happen , take my situation or example , my brother is 15 years my elder and my parents are'nt hesitant to discipline ,but at that stage not much can be done to swerve that attitude towards me , so he proceeded to make my life a living hell for 13 years of my life until he went abroad for advanced education .

Favourite comic strip (newspaper) : Calvin and Hobbes , Farside and Fox Trot
Favourite Gargoyles Universe non-gargoyle Character : Macbeth .
Favourite fan-fic non-gargoyle character : Richard Harrison
Favourite Books : All Michael Crichton , Pyromancer , Raptor Red , Thor
Hair Colour : Dark Brown
Eye Colour : Dark Dark Brown
Favourite Music Groups\Artists : Natalie Inbruglia , Whitney Houston , Tina Turner , All 4 one , Stevie Wonder
Favourite songs : too many to go into detail .
Favourite Season : Well in the Carribean it is Varying degrees of summer , It's either the rainy season (my favourie) , the dryu season or the windy season .
Favourite day of the week : Friday
Favourite time of day : Post Midnight
Favourite week of the month : the last one
Favourite month of the year : July
Favourite year : none
Favourite holiday : Christmas
Where I'll be when the world ends : with my family praying after I have said goodbye to everyone who has ever loved me in anyway .
Got milk ? : Let me check .......... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOOOOOOOOOO !!!! .

Mandi : thanks for the extra slice of cake .

(Walks out forgetting about the dog then is rudely reminded as it jumps down on top of him from the roof and bites his shoulder to the bone , THAT'S IT , turns over quickly throwing the dog off runs over to it , grabs it and lifts it up by the neck , his eyes glow blue as a blining burst of energy is sent forth from his hand totally incinerating it )
Brian <aliscke@jamweb.net>
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 12:34:38 PM
IP: 208.11.41.205

*Mandi takes two pieces of cake, a slice of the roll, and wraps each to put in a separate coolers. She pulls out the portable teleporter in her pocket and sets it to where Lisa's ship would be...*

Lisa: Happy Birthday! Take your pick! I'd better get this thing back to the Eyrie before Lex and Sarah notice I borrowed it...

*Mandi runs out again.*
Mandi Ohlin <weird_web@hotmail.com>
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 09:10:50 AM
IP: 131.92.167.42

*Mandi comes in, walks over to the icebox, and undoes the combination lock, pulling the rest of the cake out.*

Okay, I've got to get in on this. I added one category.

Favorite comic strip (From newspaper): Dilbert. Calvin and Hobbes, too, but it recently vanished (SOB!)
Favorite Gargoyles Universe character non-gargoyle: Macbeth
Favorite fanfic non-garg character: Birdie Yale! (Hi Christine!)
Favortite ice-cream flavor: Peppermint Stick
Favorite book(s): I've got a LOT, so I'll just list the little-known books I like. McLendon's Syndrome and The VMR Theory by Robert Frezza (they're hilarious), Animal Dreams by Barbara Kingsolver, The Star Thrower by Loren Eiseley, Running With the Demon by Terry Brooks (a lot more inventive than his Shannara books), Piers Anthony's Mode series (is he EVER going to continue it??)
Hair Color: Uh, it looks brown right now.
Eye Color: One blue, one kind of greenish
Favorite Music Groups/Artists: Dave Matthews Band, Indigo Girls, 2 Unlimited, Tori Amos, Sheryl Crow.
Favorite Song: I don't have an attention span long enough to have an all-time fave song. :)
Favorite Season (weather): Spring. Usually signals the end of the semester.
Favorite day of the week: Saturday
Favorite time of day/night: Any time after one. Then I'm sure to be awake by then. (read: Not a morning person.)
Favorite week of the month: depends on the month!
Favorite month of the year: May
Favorite year(s): 1969, 1990, 1995
Favorite Holiday: Christmas
Where will I be when the world ends: Ideally, getting a front-row seat for the big bang. Honestly, I'd probably be cowering in a basement somewhere :)
Got milk? No, but I just got one of those Friendly's Wattamelon rolls from a friend (as if this cake wasn't enough!)
*Mandi hands Brian a fresh piece after he sacrificed his last one to break Lisa out*

BTW, is anyone else having a hard time with Hotmail this morning? I've got the password right, but I can't get into my In-Box. ???
Mandi Ohlin <weird_web@hotmail.com>
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 08:21:35 AM
IP: 131.92.167.42

Only 74 days until the Rising.

FUTURE TENSE - Faerie enchantments are very odd things. I very much suspect that if Goliath had given the Phoenix Gate to Puck in the dream, he'd have woken up to find it actually gone from his pouch when he woke up. There are a lot of legends about dreams that portray that sort of thing happening.
Todd Jensen <merlyn@ninenet.com>
St. Louis, MO
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 07:53:39 AM
IP: pn4-ppp-148.primary.net

(Lisa appears in the cockpit of her spaceship, just passing the moon on the way to the Red Planet.)
Must respond to the new topics before I hit the sack:
JEB: Thanks for the good luck wish.
Lady Mystic: Welcome back, missed you.
Favorite comic strip (From newspaper): First, Sally Forth. Then, For Better or Worse. Then, Doonesbury. I like how the cartoonists find humor in real-life situations.
Favorite Gargoyles Universe character non-gargoyle: Human- Macbeth. Fay- Puck. Mutate- Fang, he's funny. New Olympian- Proteus, he was a great villian, hope to see some of him in TGS (hint hint). Robot- the Valkyries, I liked their capabilities and sleek design. Gargoyle Beast- Nudnik, puppies are always show stealers. Don't worry, Bronx, you're still second.
Favorite ice-cream flavor: Cherry Colada on a sugar cone.
Favorite book(s): All the ones Doug mentioned. Plus Lady Chatterley's Lover by DH Lawrence, The Hound of the Baskervilles by Arthur Conan Doyle, the Chronicles of Narnia by CS Lewis, Dean Koontz's Mr. Murder, and RA Salvatore's Drizzt novels, among others. Heck, I just love to read.
Hair Color: Chestnut brown with premature gray in some places (that're your faults, UT and Doug!!)
Eye Color: dark midnight blue.
Favorite Music Group: Gee, Doug pretty much covered the entire spectrum of good artists I enjoy listening to. Oh, he forgot Counting Crows, Duncan Sheik, Queen, Rolling Stones, Garth Brooks, Annie Lennox, George Strait, Collin Raye, Duran Duran, Chesney Hawkes, The Cure, Goo Goo Dolls, Wagner, Webber, and Bernstein. And the Beatles, Hank Williams, and Elvis. Those are also excellent artists and rank among my favorite groups.
Favorite Song: Can't really decide on one, there are so many excellent songs out there. If I had a choice, though, I'd probably pick either "Posession," (Sarah MacLachlan) "The One and Only," (Chesney Hawkes), "Ordinary World," (Duran Duran) or "Unforgiven 2" (Metallica). Those are my top four all-time favorites.
Favorite Season (weather): I like winter, too, for the same reasons as Doug. But the other seasons also have their good points. Fall makes the trees pretty, spring has great holidays too and brings relief from snowballs, and summer is the best time to go to the beach and hike around anywhere. If only it weren't so friggin hot in the summertime! (scuse me)
Favorite day of the week: Friday! That's the end of the week, always a relief to get there, Beyond Belief comes on, and it's also Date Night. Then Saturday is right after, and that day is always loads of fun. But for me the anticipation is better than the fun itself. Don't know why.
Favorite time of day/night: Evening, when I get home from work or class and get to just fall down on the couch and rest for a while. Until Doug gets home, of course, and then I have to undergo How-was-your-day debriefing. The few moments of peace and rest I get before that (I'm usually home first) are most precious to me.
Favorite week of the month: The first one, I like the feeling of starting out fresh and clean I always get on that day.
Favorite month of the year: December. I love Christmas, the snow (if there is any), and New Year's Eve parties. July is second, because it contains my birthday (TODAY, HAPPY 19th to me!! Even though I've already been telling everyone I was that age when I was a year younger. Sigh, damn my feeling older than my years so often.:) ) and July 4th. I love the fireworks!
Favorite year(s): 1997, for the same reasons as Doug (graduated HS, came here, gained wonderful friends and significant other, etc.). And 1995, the year that included the summer I spent on the road with Snake, Anne, and the rest of them. Sigh, I miss those guys. The welcome-home I got from my family when I returned that year was good, too. Other good things happened as well, but I can't think of them at the moment.
Favorite Holiday: Draw between Halloween and Christmas. Both are my faves for obvious reasons.
Cereal you like to squish between your toes: Eww. Disgusting.
Favorite second of the minute of the hour of the day of the week of the month of the year: Any second I'm asleep or enjoying things I shouldn't mention here but am anyway.
When the world ends, where will YOU be?: While Doug's launching nukes, tossing pies, and hunting down Iraqi dictators, I'll be enjoying all the rides at Astro World and Water World one last time, then go to Disney World to do likewise. Then Doug and I will meet for our final lovemaking, and then I'll head for Times Sqaure to count down to the big boom along with everybody else.
What is the color YOU see of a dog's bark?: Gray, bright gray. Weird, huh?
DO you talk to furniture? Does it talk back to you?: No, and no. Sorry to disappoint you, but Doug is the one who hears voices in this apartment.
Do you feel... less than fresh?: Always.
Got milk?: Yeah, but why should I give you any?
More later, too tired to continue talking now. See everyone next post.
(Lisa jets on into space, getting closer and closer to Mars as the hologram fades away.)
Lisa <dierdre34@yahoo.com>
Thursday, July 23, 1998 at 03:31:55 AM
IP: hdn112-032.hil.compuserve.com

(The hologram appears again, Doug sighing and trying to sneak out of the house with a large suitcase in one hand and a ring of fire resistance on the other.)
Firestorm: Sorry about your pet, it was really annoying! And you can thank Marvin for the bottle, I took it from the pot after blowing him away with my laser gun.
Lady Mystic: Welcome back!! No, I didn't notice that about Diomedes. Wonder how he survives...
JEB: Thanks!!
Favorite comic strip (From newspaper): Garfield, I love that cat. Dilbert is a close second, then Fox Trot and For Better or Worse, all of which have good and funny stories.
Favorite Gargoyles Universe character non-gargoyle: Hmmm. Human: draw between Elisa and Xanatos. Mutate: Talon. Fay: Draw between Titania and Puck. New Olympian: Proteus. Robot: Coyote (do I have a choice?). Gargoyle Beast: Nudnik, he's such a cute puppy.
Favortite ice-cream flavor: Rainbow swirl with iced-and-sprinkled animal cookies, rainbow sprinkles, and a cherry on top on a waffle cone.
Favorite book(s): Desperation, Needful Things, and The Stand, by Stephen King. The Eagle Has Landed, by Jack Higgins. The whole Jack Ryan series and Without Remorse, by Tom Clancy. Heart of Darkness, by Joesph Conrad. Lolita, by Vladmir Nabokov. The Mission Earth Series, by L. Ron Hubbard. Ressurection, by Leo Tolstoy. The three Dragonlance Twins novels, by Tracy Hickman and Margaret Weis. The Wheel of Time series, by Robert Jordan (next book in that one better be out soon). Among others.
Hair Color: kinda dark brownish-blonde.
Eye Color: sky blue.
Favorite Music Group: I have several. They include Journey, Sting, Neil Diamond, Natalie Imbruglia, Ann Goon, Metallica, U2, Tom Petty, Beethoven, Mozart, the Police, Oasis, Loverboy, Bob Dylan, Genesis, Rod Stewart, and many many more. Music is truly one of the best art forms in the world.
Favorite Song: Lots of these, and my favorite song frequently changes with my mood. Right now, it's Rod Stewart's 'Forever Young.' Tomorrow it could be Sting's 'Fields of Gold.' Or 'Possession' by Sarah MacLachlan. With my tastes in music, one never knows.
Favorite Season (weather): Winter, I like being cold and throwing snowballs (and you can't beat winter on number of holidays: Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's, and Valentine's!).
Favorite day of the week: Saturday. I get to sleep in that day and play RPGs with my friends that night. Saturdays rock!
Favorite time of day/night: real late at night when you know you shouldn't be up but are anyway. Ah, the wee small hours of the morning.
Favorite week of the month: The second and fourth weeks (when I get my paycheck).
Favorite month of the year: March, starts with my birthday and has great weather. Every March, I end up thanking God and fate for letting me survive one more year and laughing as I think of all the mishaps and good things I've experienced. March 1st is r