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Cuting the wipe close this week aren't we?
Robby
Sunday, January 24, 1999 11:23:54 PM
IP: spider-tr071.proxy.aol.com

**BEGIN RP!**

[The battle between the Dark Star and the Death Star rages on. Jake has rejoined the team, the Dark Star's TIE Defenders have disabled the Death Star's superlaser, and the Dark Star's interdictors and Eclipse Star Destroyers have activated their gravity well generators, to keep any of the enemy fleet from escaping.]

**PAUSE RP!**

Coyote> Should have responded to this a LONG time ago. :) Much earlier, you suggested that I draw fanfic inspiration from my dreams. If you knew anything about my dreams, you wouldn't say that. As Cartman might say, "Dude, this is messed up right here." I just count myself fortunate that I can't remember most of them for long.

Kitainia> <<And as for who's been sending you bad creativity demons, it was Teri.>> Um...you're kidding aren't you...? She doesn't have any magic skill whatsoever...

Robby> <<Is this place just so crazy that stuff like that passes for normalcy now?>> Yup.

Theresa> <<this survey is inappropriate for this room>> I thought so too; the only reason I included the less-than-appropriate questions was so I could whine about them (hence my ever so slightly indignant answers). Sorry if I was offensive anyhow. :)

Kaioto> <<Who is the abberation in the asylum? The inmates outnumber the attendants significantly>> Very kewl quote!

Jackal> Welcome back! :D

Chris> I'll have those favorite lyrics in here Monday night.

**RESUME RP!**

[Wilek's still trying to get through to Traveler. "Dang it, we're still being jammed! Our whole plan hinges upon Traveler getting SJ2 and Dr. Sevarius off the Death Star! Man...Nereus to all Missile Boats, TIE Scimitars, and other applicable craft: Begin saturation bombing of all jamming towers! We need long-range comms back ASAP!"]

**END RP!**
Wilek Nereus
Sunday, January 24, 1999 10:48:43 PM
IP: tnt-2-57-56k.portsmouth.zoomnet.net

Theresa, please understand that what I am about to say is NOT in defense of the survey, but in defense of the people in here. I feel that you have insulted the intelligence of everyone in this room by saying, "One-eyed Squid seems to be the ONLY other person who execised ANY intelligance and didn't just fill out a survey because it is there." In the future, excerise you opinion in a less offensive manner. (Did that just come from me of all people???)Besides, the warnings were there, why look?
In any case thank you to the people who was not afraid of posting their views for all to see, thank you for not being ashamed of yourself. Sincerly, Jackal & Chris Hall.
Britney Spears> She turned 17 on Dec, 2 1998. I know that because she is god! I mean I am, hehehehee.
What's going on: I (Jackal), thought it would be cool to introduce to yall the real "Chris", my fanfic character in the flesh, except in the fanfic he's kinda like me too. He's my good friend and we both use the name Chris Hall. Hey, Aris! Let's forget the past and move forward, huh? Anyway, I'll leave my "son" to yall and I will see everyone who's going to the gathering! Goodbye for now and be try to be good, (for most of you it shouldn't be that hard).
Jackal - [Jackal1127@hotmail.com]
Ga, USA
Sunday, January 24, 1999 10:24:07 PM
IP: spider-tk084.proxy.aol.com

Jr., just remember, inappropriate may not stop you, but it could get the plug pulled on this room.

Starsinger
Theresa - [Starsinger@Webtv.net]
Sunday, January 24, 1999 10:05:12 PM
IP: proxy-311.public.rwc.webtv.net

School!!! Tomorrow's the first day for me. Sigh....Well, back to the grind...

Inappropriate? Never stopped me before. Here's my survey answers.


WARNING: YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER MY WORLD. BRING A BLANKET, IT GETS CHILLY DURING WINTER. SOME STUFF MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO THOSE WITH A WEAK TUMMY.

BASICS:
Name: Branden Poole
Location: Washington, D.C.
Birthdate: Nov. 15, 1978
What do you look like: That's a hard one. Don't really know.
What is your mind like?: Occasionally, I'm the weirdest, most bizarre person on the planet. Other times, I'm pretty normal (but a bit of a smart@$$). I'm VERY scary when I'm lucid.
What kind of clothes do you wear?: Depends on the situtation. Could be just jeans and a t-shirt, or "stylin' and profilin".

FAVORITES:
Fave Color: Blue. Sometimes black.
Fave Store: I can't pick just one. I got one particular mall I like though.
Fave drink: In the morning, coffee. Any other time, any form of highly-carbonated, highly-caffeineted soft drink.
Fave candle/incense smell: Well....no offense, but I've always thought those scented candles were a little effeminate. I don't touch 'em.
Fave animal: Wolves. And Tigers. They're both strong, powerful, beautiful, misunderstood animals. And, regrettably, they're also endangered. (waitta minute Hall....did you just say the 'sexy ones'???)
Fave food: Cajun fries (just like regular fries, only specially seasoned--I think both Checkers and Popeyes sells them).

MUSIC
Fave type: Heavy Metal, Industrial, Progressive, some Alternative.
Fave Band/Artist: Nine Inch Nails, Metallica, Stabbing Westward, Gravity Kills, Smashing Pumpkins, Marilyn Manson, Type O Negative, Tori Amos, many others.
What is the best lyric/quote from a song?:
"You are the perfect drug."--Trent Reznor (NiN)
"I'm guilty....I'm guilty....I'm guilty....And YOU'RE guilty too!!!"---Gravity Kills
"The world is a vampire...."---Smashing Pumpkins
"I got something you can never eat"---Marilyn Manson, "Apple of Sodom"
Who is the sexiest singer/band member you know: Fiona Apple, Shania Twain, Trent Reznor, Mya, and Jennifer Love Hewitt (okay, she isn't a singer, but she thinks she is)
What song moves you more than others?: "Eye" Smashing Pumpkins, "Still the One" Shania Twain, "One" Metallica, "What do I have to do" Stabbing Westward, "Hold" Gravity Kills, "Cruel" Tori Amos
What band do you hate?: So, so many!!! Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, all other like 'cute boy groups', and most all rap music ('cept for Tupac--he was my boy!!)
What song makes you sick: Most 3EB , Barenaked Ladies, Harvey Danger songs (not that they're bad, but THEY PLAY THEM NONSTOP!!!), and all Backstreet Boys/N'Sync music
What music trend do you think should die?: "Cute boy groups"
What music trend do you think will be big soon: Music like Korn. They're style is popular, so it's only a matter of time before it's imitated.
What new band would you recommend to others?: NEW band? Hmm....probably Korn, I guess. Are they new? Don't know enough about the band itself...
If you could meet any artist who would it be?: Trent Reznor. And Shania Twain, for obvious reasons.
What song makes you want to dance: I don't really dance much...
What song/type of music makes you want to kill people?: Rap. Makes me wanna bust a cap. Then I remember I'm a hurt-thing white boy, and I sit my ass down.

SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
Are you a virgin?: Well, now the personal stuff comes up! Um...no.
Are you in love, or have you ever been?: Yes. I am, and have been many times.
What position do you enjoy the most?: Well, there's a lovely picture for all of you, me having sex. If you must know, I'm a control freak so....I like to "drive" so to speak.
Who is the one person you'd rather spend time with than anybody?: Faith. And maybe Gwyneth Paltrow (um...just kidding honey!)
Have you ever been in a relationship, and when you think back it makes you want to gag? Unfortunately, yes.
What is your fave part of the opposite/same sex: These (.) (.) You know, the EYES. ;]
What do you notice first about a person: Eyes
What turns you on? A smile. Or just about everything else about her.
What turns you off?: Not too much, which is my problem (or strength, I'm not sure)
Are you into kink: No...not really.
Do you have odd fetishes: No, I'm pretty normal. But I wouldn't tell YOU if I wasn't :P
Who/What do you fantasize about: Everything female and human (maybe the occasional garg or fey).
Do you masturbate, and who/what do you think about?: Yes, I'll admit to that. And let me go further to say that, while I don't know of the ladies, I believe every man does it. Whether they admit to it or not. What do I think of? Everything female and human. And the occasional garg and fae.

DRUGS AND ALCOHOL
Do you do drugs: No. Nothing past the harmless experimentation of youth.
If so what kind?: Only the ones that are natural (i.e. they grow).
What are your favorite drugs?: Our good friend Juan.
Have you ever had a bad experience: Not really. Haven't taken enough for one.
Is there any drug you refuse to do? Heroin, Acid, sniffin' glue, all hallucinogens
Do you smoke cigarettes: Sometimes.
Do you drink?: Occasionally. Most to be social (i.e. at a party) infrequently by myself.
What is your fave alcoholic drink: I like Guinness.
Have you ever been so drunk you puked or passed out?: I got real sick once. Wasn't fun, and it cost one hell of a carpet cleaning bill.
Have you ever done anything you regretted while under the influence?: What, making an ass outta myself by puking all over the carpet wasn't enough for you?

OTHER
Who do you admire the most?: My siblings, cause they've been through hell and are still standing.
Do you like to wear shoes?: Always.
When was the last time you kissed someone?: Friday night.
What is the best feeling in the world?: Making someone I really care about happy.
What is the worst feeling in the world?: Letting down someone I really care about.
Do you believe in magic?: Yeah.
Do you believe in vampires?: Yeah, but not the Bela Lugosi type. Or the Tom Cruise/Brad Pitt/Anne Rice/homoerotic vamp s either.
What is the oddest thing about you?: To many idiosyncrasies to list here.
Who do you hate?: Anyone who hates me. And anyone who looks down on me or others just because they feel they are financially/morally/culturally superior.
If you could do anything to this person, what would you do?: Show them *exactly* what it feels like when they degrade others. Show them the hurt and the pain they cause. And if I'm feeling sadistic, give them a little pain to remember me buy.
How do you feel about religion?: I believe that religion itself is perfect. The translation of meaning by humans is where things go, for lack of a better term, "straight to hell." The Bible is perfect; but any moron can twist it around to say anything they want it too (like the KKK claiming that God hates blacks and anyone who's not white).
Are you the Antichrist?: Maybe. Perhaps to some religions I am.
END OFFENSIVE MATERIAL. I HOPE YOU SURVIVED IT.
Sevarius Jr. - [bpoole@mailexcite.com]
Sunday, January 24, 1999 08:32:41 PM
IP: cache-2.spg.webcache.erols.net

**RP!!**

**The screen lights up to reveal ... Coyote dragging his new captive Peter behind him, sprinting through the corridors of Preston's stronghold in a desperate search for the interrogation room where Ravyn is being held. Coyote is very careful to keep his gun pointed at the captive.**

<"But why do you still need me?!">

You're my insurance policy, dummy. My human shield.

<"Human shield? Oh no ...">

**Coyote busts down a door in the corridor. Nothing.**

Tell me where they are!

<"I don't know! It's down this corridor, that's all I know, that's all he told me!!!">

You'd better be more helpful ...

<"GET AWAY FROM ME!!">

**Coyote slams Peter against the side of the corridor**

So help me, if you don't tell me where they are, I swear ...

<"Okay, okay ... three more doors!">

All right then. **swings Peter in front of him** Time to be a shield.

**PAUSE RP!!**

James Birdsong: Uhh ... forgive my ignorance, but which words of wisdom would those be?

Kitainia: Certainly. Although you won't mind if it takes me a while, will you? I'm at a pace (based on what I had written last night) of about five pages a day, give or take a new fic or any other interferences. Tell ya what ... I'll bring what I have completed to Dallas, okay?

Ravyn: Boy ... it was nice to see that picture with the correct colors! :)
Seriously ... I still say you take a really nice picture.

Brittany Spears: Never heard of her, never heard the song. I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. I want to talk to my lawyer (KENNY!!).

Chris Hall's Survey: The Abridged, Non-Obscene Version:
**IF I STILL OFFEND ANYONE, I'M ****SORRY!!!!!!!********

BASICS:
Name: Don Alexander Martinez ... once again, don't give me any initial jokes!!
Location: Algonac, Michigan
Birthdate: September 27th, 1975
Who do you look like? PM Dawn if he were white and had a LOT more hair. Check my name link for a self-portrait with what I would *like* to look like as a garg.
What is your mind like? Somewhere to the north-northeast of normal ...
What kind of clothes do you wear? Mostly sports apparel, unless I'm at work ... they have a strict uniform.

Favorites:
Color: Forest green
Store: MediaPlay (combination book/video/music/multimedia store. Huge, cheap, great!
Drink: Pepsi
Candle scent: They make me sneeze, I'll pass.
Animal: Cats ... though I have grown an affection for ferrets ... blame my brother in law, he owns two.
Food: Hmm ... give me a week, I'll tell you ...

MUSIC:
Fav type: Just about everything.
Artist: Mostly into the humor artists (Weird Al, Ray Stevens), but I do have an intense liking of Meat Loaf. If it sounds good, I like it.
Best lyric/quote from a song:
"Who am I, why am I here?/Forget the questions, someone gimme another beer ..." -- Meat Loaf, "Everything Louder Than Everything Else"
"I'd lie for you and that's the truth/Do anything you want me to/I'd even sell my soul for you/I'd do it all for you/If you'd just believe in me ..." -- Meat Loaf, "I'd Lie For You (And That's The Truth)"
The whole things of "Life Is A Lemon (And I Want My Money Back)," "Paradise by the Dashboard Light," "I'd Do Anything for Love," "Not a Dry Eye in the House" and "Bat Out of Hell." (all by the same guy ... guess who.)
What artists do you hate? Just about anybody who bases their entire act on shock value.
What song makes you sick? "Too Close," by Next. Listen really closely to the lyrics of that one ... there's someone with a little too much fixation in his pants.
Also "Butterfly Kisses." I know I know, it's a sweet song, but it just makes me feel ... oh, I dunno ... *suicidal* by the time it ends.
What song makes you want to dance? I think a lot of folks will agree ... "Through Heaven's Eyes" from Prince of Egypt.

RELATIONSHIPS:
Are you in love, or have you ever been? Have been before ... and every time it's been shot down in flames.
Who is the one person you would rather spend more time with than anyone? Ehh ... this could be potentially embarrassing for me, so for now I'll pass.
What do you notice first? The eyes.

OTHER
Who do you admire most? Hmm, there's way too many to name here ... but primary on the list would be Danny Elfman. If I were a composer, he would by my absolute #1 influence.
Do you like to wear shoes? Do sandals count? Unfortunately, I can't wear them in the winter ...
Best feeling in the world: Knowing you're wanted, and not by the law. Easier to say just being loved.
Worst feeling in the world: Thinking that going a different way on any one decision, however small it may have been, could have meant you could be living a better life.
What is the oddest thing about you? People don't expect a 300 pound man to have as much stamina as I do.
Who do you hate? Look at my RP's. 'Nuff said.
What would you do to them in person? Screw with their minds so badly they can't figure out what's going on even if you tell them.
How do you feel about religion? You should believe in God, not your religion.
Are you the (or an) Antichrist? Not personally, but I know of at least eight living among us ... (In order worst to least bad: Barney, Bill Gates, Martha Stewart, Saddam Hussein, and all four Teletubbies)
** END OF THE POLL. HOPE IT DIDN'T OFFEND YOU, AND IF IT STILL DID, I'M EVER SO SORRY!!!!**

**RESUME RP!!**

**Coyote and Peter are now just outside the door Peter swears is the right one. Coyote places his ear against it just as he hears Ravyn yell again.**

Whaddya know, you *were* tellin' the truth.

<"I told you!">

Ahh, shaddap. **with an arm around Peter's neck, Coyote kicks the door in. He rushes in to see Preston standing before Ravyn, who's shackled up as securely as Coyote had been, suspended in midair. Coyote tosses her the keys.**

Freedom at last!!

<"He's crazy, Coyote! He's gonna kill us both!">

I know, I heard about it from his little FRIEND here! **swings Peter in front of him** All right, Preston. Let Ravyn go, this is between you and me.

<**shakes head** "She knows too much. You both die now.">

**Preston raises an arm with a particle beam, blasting Peter into atoms. Coyote now has no shield.**

Ohhhh, CRAP!

<"Crap is right. You're neck-deep in it!">

**At that moment, though, Ravyn has finally freed herself, and swings a foot across Preston's face, sending him sprawling. The screen picks this inconvenient time to wink off.**
Coyote the Bando - [1134@i-is.com]
Algonac, Michigan
Sunday, January 24, 1999 07:56:12 PM
IP: modem94.i-is.com

**The door to the abbey chamber opens swiftly and smoothly on its new brass hinges. From the shadows in large figure ducks to avoid the doorway. The towering marble-gray gargoyle stratened up to a full 6'10'', his long brown scalp-lock tied pushed back from his face.
"This is the last time I ever let anyone in that castle point anything even remotely magical at me …" the garg muttered as he tried to fit his frame and bend his wings in some manner to accommodate his favorite chiar. The creeking protest of the wood indicated that perhaps it was better if he stood.
"Er … four fingers … claws er … whatever," he muttered as he took his pen and paper and began to scratch out something resembling script …" **

Fist thing's first, a personal note. Never before have I truly appreciated my own humanity until I lost it. Though I don't believe I have lost my spiritual humanity (something that is in common with all people) my as a human has been put on hold by Demona Taina's little spell. I have to say that the only thing I will miss about this gargoyle form (assuming it wares off like she said it would …) is the wings.

Sevarius Jr. - Can I get an 'Amen!'.

Doug - understand something, and I will make it as clear as possible. I do not demean anything heroic because of magical intervention or skills. I would say though, that as a plot device, the kid who didn't know he was the Prince and is old and escapist. I think that 'normal' folks are limited only by the field of vision they choose. I'm not saying the Joe Average who does not vote and does not believe anything past the TV is going to change the world ... but someone who is Seeking the Truth can be anyone, from any background and has limitless potential in a world of swords and sorcery.
Also, Xanathos and almost everyone in the inner circle of this plot has been manipulated by the Fay in some way. Whether it is the mechanations of the Weird Sisters, Titania, or the assistance of someone. The Fay have been creating this self-preservation scheme and it distresses me that they are seen as the only thing between us and Hell on Earth ...
Yes, I also realise that heroes need skills, but this does not necessarily mean arcane tomes and combat stats either. What about clerics? We've got wizards and warriors and rogues, so what ever happened to those who serve the Greater Good? I'm not talking about any particular religion, but the idea of a Creator, or the Force, or an Oversoul, whatever embodies all that makes souled creatures more than animals in the fantasy world. Why should the Maker let some Fay disfunctional family problems wipe out all of His/Her/Its Children on the planet. If magic is back, how about some clerics?
And finally, on this subject, I would have to say that it is easy to admire those lucky enough to be famous and world shaking ... but i give higher admiration to the quiet, silent heroes like the police, fire departments, EMTs, volenteer workers, and true clergy who sacrifice of themselves to help a very ungrateful populous. How many of these people might've been something greater in a world of magic and great conflict?

Thanks to all who said hi! Might I add that sanity is a relavite state. Who is the abberation in the asylum? The inmates outnumber the attendants significantly ...

Manson: Tired of this guy ... he's a leech who feeds off the fact that the media culture has Gen-X and most following teens so jaded and numb to everything that anything dramatic enough to stimulate them even slightly towards shock or revultion can sell. He's good at his job though, and WE created the demand, so don't go blaming him for the root of the problem. Reminds me of Howard Stern. Maybe it is time we made this, base-black, dying neo-goth despair cultural thing passe. It really does not accomplish much. I'll admit, the highlander look is cool, but Duncan always knew to ~live~ life and make a difference. I'll admit to not liking a naive existance, but just trying to enjoy the death and decadence around us ensures that the world around us ~will~ die.

Sleep> REM is very important ... everyone has to sleep for at least a ~little~ while unless they are Fay.

Survey> Ah ... no ... I don't like spam or focus poles or anything that might encourage people to use me as a target market ...
Kaioto - [kaioto@yahoo.com]
USASunday, January 24, 1999 07:47:30 PM
IP: 141.133.135.13

I agree with Starsinger. I didn't take the survey either. It was obsene
James Birdsong - [LennexMacDuff@hotmail.com]
San Diego, CA, USA
Sunday, January 24, 1999 06:51:12 PM
IP: dt043nb7.san.rr.com

Theresa is right, the survey quiz thingie IS innapropriate for this room. I took it, but didn't bring up anything I felt was innapropriate for this room. Shouldn't have even done that much though, as by doing that I supported others into taking the full quiz... As a TGS staff member I should have taken it upon myself to stop this quiz when it started, but did not. In the future I swear that anything at all innapropriate I shall not respond to in the least, and will in fact take action to point out it is wrong for this room... The room will be cleared in a few hours, maybe we can all just try to forget about this?
Robby - [MrNoying@aol.com]
Sunday, January 24, 1999 06:35:30 PM
IP: spider-ta024.proxy.aol.com

Survey? <puzzled> Beg pardon?
Selanit - [selanit@hotmail.com]
Ballpitria Sunday, January 24, 1999 05:36:34 PM
IP: smith17-26.resnet.colorado.edu

Forgive me people, but I feel that this survey is inappropriate for this room. Warnings and spoiler tags not withstanding. Most of the questions are outwrite rude and border on obscene. One-eyed Squid seems to be the only other person who execised any intelligance and didn't just fill out a survey because it is there.

This is a G/PG comment room. If you want to answer Chris's questions, e-mail him your answers.

May be I'm old fashioned. May be I'm a prude. But there is a time and place for everything, and this comment room is not it.

Starsinger
Theresa - [Starsinger@Webtv.net]
Sunday, January 24, 1999 05:26:56 PM
IP: proxy-441.public.paix.webtv.net

SOROW> Hi!! =o)

Chris Hall> Alright, here's the survey (I've omitted the ones where I don't have an opinion, or if I don't feel like answering):

** NON-OFFENSIVE MATERIAL AHEAD **

BASICS
Name: Jill (yup, that's all, not Jillian or anything..) Bruhn
Location: Central Oregon (The Beaver state!)
Birthdate: January 22, 1981
What do you look like?: Short, brown/blonde hair, blue/grey eyes, small feet.
What is your mind like: Pretty philosophical, but wandering off into space, usually. Open-minded, too.
What kind of clothes do you wear: Shirts, jeans/skirts, anything I can find at the thrift/vintage stores for cheap, Birkenstocks when its warm. *I hate wearing dress shoes, so I usually wear my tennis shoes with skirts <g>*

FAVORITES
Fave color: Light blues, purples (Aquarius' colors)
Fave store: Funky little jewelry/gift shops, Barnes & Noble
Fave drink: Any kind of soft drinks, and Pumpkin Smash flavored Zuka Juice.
Fave candle/incense smells: I'm scared of candles. And I'm probably allergic to 1/4 of all incense smells.
Fave animal: My dog =o) And dragons if they count...
Fave food: Soups, and Sammiches from New York City Sub Shop!

MUSIC
Fave type: Whatever I'm in the mood for.
Fave Band: Smashing Pumpkins, the Beatles, They Might Be Giants, even Manson sometimes (or as I like to call him.."Marilyn"), and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
What is the best lyric/quote from a song: Can't really think of any...here's one off the top of my head: "Sure as you can't steer a train / you can't change your fate" -TMBG.
Who is the sexiest singer/band member you know?: Hmmm...don't really know. How 'bout Flea from the Chili Peppers? ;o)
What song moves you more than any other?: Probably a classical tune, like The Valkyries or Hall of the Mountain King (I think that's what they're called) or Moonlight Sonata.
What band do you hate?: N'Sync, Backstreet Boys, Five, 98 Degrees...take your pick.
What music trend do you think should die?: Those five-member "Boy Bands". Heck, even those that don't have five members.
What new band would you recommend to others?: Our local funk group, Swiss Richard.
If you could meet any artist, who would it be?: I've always had this thing for Ringo Starr =o) Or Billy Corgan.

SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS:
Heh, COMPLETELY n/a, except:
Are you in love, or have you ever been?: I'd like to think i was, but, I'll probably look back in a few years, and find I wasn't really...

DRUGS AND ALCOHOL
N/A - except I really like that laughing gas they give you at the dentist...heeheeheehee!!!

OTHER
Who do you admire most?: John Lennon, and a lot of my friends.
Do you like to wear shoes?: Only when I have to, or when it's cold.
What is the best feeling in the world?: Security, warmth..basically being in the arms of someone you love <g>.
What is the worst feeling in the world?: Embarrasment (like when you fall on your ass on the ice, and your backside hurts, but your pride hurts even more...) and being abandoned.
Do you believe in magic?: Not really.
Do you believe in vampires?: Nope.
What is the oddest thing about you?: My thought processes, and plus, I have these weird indentations on both of my thumbs... <???>
Who do you hate?: ....not saying. You never know *WHO* might be reading this...
If you could do anything to this person, what would you do?: Nothing. Because now I would be tried as an adult.
How do you feel about religion?: It's not for me.
Are you (the or an) Antichrist?: I don't think so. But you never know these days.

** END NON-OFFENSIVE MATERIAL **

Thanks for all the additional Happy Birthdays everyone! I feel fully Birthday-ed now.

Chocolate> I'm actually a bit Lactose Intolerant, so a lot of anything with milk in it makes me sick. Chocolate (Especially in large quantities!) bugs me more than anything else.

Brittany Spears> Someone should tell that girl she doesn't need to stick her tongue out *QUITE SO MUCH* when she sings... <GAG>


Bye for now!
~Jill
jILLybEAn - [jbruhn@bendnet.com]
Bend, Oregon
Sunday, January 24, 1999 05:26:12 PM
IP: 204.245.216.69

Don't worry everyone. I'm going to answer the servey tomorrow so it'll be in the new room.
SOROW
Sunday, January 24, 1999 04:26:41 PM
IP: usr4-3-dialup43.mix1.irving.cw.net

I guess it is (shrugs)
James Birdsong - [LennexMacDuff@hotmail.com]
San Diego, CA, USA
Sunday, January 24, 1999 04:01:51 PM
IP: dt043nb7.san.rr.com

This thing working?
James Birdsong - [LennexMacDuff@hotmail.com]
San Diego, CA, USA
Sunday, January 24, 1999 03:59:47 PM
IP: dt043nb7.san.rr.com

***The Poll with most of the ofensive questions removed***

Basics

Name: Top secret
Sex: Male
Location: New York area
What do you look like: Myself
What is your mind like: Mind? what mind?
Clothes: Jeanes, Sneakers, a shirt, and the occational sweater


Favorites

F-Color: Green
F-store: Barns and Noble and Compusa
F-Drink: Hot Chocolate
F-canndel/innsence smell: None
F-animal: None
F-Food: Rice


Music

F-Type: I'm not to pickey. Whatever's on the radio I guess
F-Band: None
Best quote from a song: none
What band do you hate: Spice Girls
What song makes you sick: I don't want to miss a thing
What music trend do you think should die: rap
What music trend do you think will be big soon: I have no clue
What song makes you want to dance: I can't dance



Relationships: I think I'll try to get a social life before I try to get a love life

Drugs and Alcohol: I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs


Other
Who do you admire the most: I don't admire anyone
Do you wear shoes: Only when I leave home
Best feeling in the world: Drinking a really good hot chocolate
Worst feeling in the world: The guilt you get when you let someone else down
Do you beleave in magic: yes
Do you believe in Vampires: If you mean lawyers, yes
What is the oddest thing about you: I've never had a drop of Soda in my life
Who do you hate: To many people to list here
What would you like to do to them: Aside from making faces behind their backs not much
How do you feel about religion: I beleave in som sort of higher power and some sort of after life. Everything else, I just don't know

***End Survay***



TheOneEyedSquid - [Sigma28@aol.com]
Sunday, January 24, 1999 03:18:21 PM
IP: spider-tj043.proxy.aol.com

Hey, everybody! If you've ever wanted to see what I look like in real life, one of my online friends has a picture gallery and I'm in there! Some of you have probably already seen the pic, but if you're interested, clicky on my name to go see the Ravyn in real life! :)
Ravyn
Sunday, January 24, 1999 03:00:03 PM
IP: svm-ts6-21.c2i2.com

Jillybean> Happy Birthday! **sets a cyber-cake on the CR table** :)

Serenity> Mmm...Adrian Paul...;)

**POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE MATERIAL AHEAD!**
BASICS:
Name: Stacey "Ravyn Maza" Cole
Location: Sierra Vista, Arizona
Birthdate: May 16, 1982
What do you look like?: Well, not like anybody, really. Clicky on my name if you wanna see a pic of my RP character that Coyote did. I look pretty much like that, except lighter skinned and without the talons. ;)
What is your mind like? I don't even know yet, so don't ask.
What kind of clothes do you wear? Usually just a T-shirt and jeans.

FAVORITES:
Fav color: Purple or emerald green.
Fav store: Don't really have one.
Fav drink: Sprite.
Fav candle/incense smell: Don't really have one.
Fav animal: Ducks and big cats. :)
Fav food: Pizza, hot dogs, cajun chicken, Mexican food...I could go on for a while...;)

MUSIC:
Fav type: Just about all of 'em. :)
Fav band: Hmm...I like Celine Dion, Garth Brooks, Hootie & the Blowfish, the Beastie Boys, the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Shania Twain, and a whole bunch of others.
Best lyric/quote from a song: "Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers." --Garth Brooks, "Unanswered Prayers"
All of Garth Brooks's "The Dance" and the third verse to "Friends in Low Places." ;)
"Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end." --Semisonic, "Closing Time"
What song moves you more than any other? "To Love You More" by Celine Dion, and "It's Your Song" and "The Dance" by Garth Brooks.
What band do you hate? All those fake, pretty-face bands like the Spice Girls, Hanson, N'Sync, and the Backstreet Boys. (although I will be honest, I like some of N'Sync and the Backstreet Boys' songs. Just not them.) And Puffy. Can't forget Puff Daddy.
What song makes you sick? Well...that song that the Chef sings on the South Park CD "Chef Aid." I think y'all can figure out which one. ;)
What music trend do you think should die? Remaking old songs into rap versions. I can't stand that, unless it's done well. Which it usually isn't.
What music trend do you think will be big soon? Hmm...don't know.
What new band would you recommend to someone else? Hmm...don't know.
If you could meet any artist, who would it be? I guess Garth Brooks.
What song makes you wanna dance? "Callin' Baton Rouge" by Garth Brooks.
What song makes you wanna kill something? Any type of really twangy country song. Or anything by Puffy.

SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS:
Are you a virgin? Yep.
Are you in love, or have you ever been? I've been in love before. But all that always ended up with pain.
What position do you enjoy most? N/A
Who is the one person you would rather spend more time with than anyone? Josh Pastner. Just to talk to him as a friend, nothing weird. He's such an interesting person. :)
Have you ever been in a relationship, and when you look back it makes you wanna gag? Well, I've looked back on one and slapped myself on the head, saying, "How could I be so stupid?" **grrr...**
What is your fav part of the opposite/same sex? The eyes and the smile. And the heart, also. I'm being honest.
What do you notice first about a person? The eyes. :)
What turns you on? Well...that's personal. :)
What turns you off? Personal also.
Are you into any kink? Nope.
Do you have any odd fetishes? No.
What do you fantasize about? Hmm...much too personal to put here. ;)
Do you masturbate? Nope.

DRUGS AND ALCOHOL:
Do you do drugs? Well, if Tylenol Flu counts, I'm on that right now.
If so, what kind? Antibiotics. (see above)
What's your favorite drug? Benadryl, because it always clears up my allergic reactions.
Have you ever had a bad experience? No.
Is there any drug you refuse to do? All the illegal ones.
Do you smoke cigarettes? Nope.
Do you drink? Only very rarely, and even then not much.
What is your fav alcoholic drink? None that I've tried so far.
Have you ever been so drunk that you've puked or passed out? Nope.
Have you ever done anything you've regretted while under the influence? No. (never been under the influence.)

OTHER:
Who do you admire the most? Josh Pastner. He's such a cool, brilliant guy. :)
Do you like to wear shoes? Most of the time, no. Although sometimes they really come in handy. ;)
When was the last time you kissed someone? The day before Halloween last year.
What is the best feeling in the world? To know that you're loved and that someone needs you.
What is the worst feeling? That you're all alone and everyone thinks you're something you're not. Also when you make a really dumb mistake or decision.
Do you believe in magic? Yes.
Do you believe in vampires? Sure.
What is the oddest thing about you? Everything.
Who do you hate? My ex-boyfriend Kyle, his new girlfriend, and this evil girl that torments me named Krissy.
If you could do anything to this person, what would you do? Well, to my ex, I would love it if he would fall back in love with me and follow me around asking me out, only to have me tell him no over and over again. **evil grin** To the others, I'm still thinking...
How do you feel about religion? Well, I believe in God. And religion also gives people a great reason to be good and help out others. So it's all cool with me. :)
Are you the (or an) Antichrist? I sure hope not.
**END POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE MATERIAL.**
Ravyn
Sunday, January 24, 1999 02:48:34 PM
IP: svm-ts6-21.c2i2.com

Chris Hall> Here's your survey.

****POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE MATERIAL AHEAD****

BASICS
Name?: Mandi Ohlin
Location?: Hood College, MD
Birthdate?: July 22, 1979
What do you look like?:
What is your mind like?: Picture the biggest, most jumbled and disorganized mess you can think of. Multiply that by twenty and you have the idea.
What kind of clothes do you wear?: Whatever fits and matches.

FAVORITES
Fave color?: This week, dark green. It's subject to change.
Fave store?: Wal-Mart (hey, I'm in college!)
Fave drink?: Coke
Fave candle/incense smell?: I don't know...I had a cinnamon one that was really nice.
Fave animal?: Tie between cats and dogs (excepting the hairball, of course!)
Fave food?: Anything with pasta

MUSIC
Fave type?: Anything but rap and country. (I like maybe three country songs, but that's it.
Fave band?: Don't have one. It would be Dave Matthews Band, but there's so many Dave fanatics in my hall that it's becoming overkill.
What is the best lyric/quote from a song?:
"I find sometimes it's easy to be myself/Sometimes it's better to be somebody else."
OR "Open up my head and let me out..."
--Dave Matthews Band, "So Much to Say"
What song moves you more than any other?:
What band do you hate?: Hanson/Spice Girls/N'Sync/Backstreet Boys/all of their ilk.
What song makes you sick?: Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" playing for the MILLIONTH TIME on the radio while I'm at work!
What music trend do you think should die?: The trend of R&B artists doing nothing but remakes of songs and completely screwing them up (although the Fugees did a nice cover of "Killing Me Softly")
What music trend do you think will be big soon?: Again, I don't know. I haven't had my caffeine jolt yet.
What new band would you recommend to others?: ?
If you could meet any artist who would it be?:
What song makes you want to dance?: I can't dance, but I'm taking lessons because they're cheap.
What song/type of music makes you want to kill people?: Twangy country and rap with too much bass.

SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
Are you a virgin?: yes.
Are you in love, or have you ever been?: Yes.
What position do enjoy most?: N/A
Who is the one person you would rather spend more time with than anyone?: if he was even moderately interested, Brian.
Have you ever been in a relationship, and when you think back it makes you want to gag? Eric the 6'3' polyester fanatic. I broke it off five years ago, and he still calls me over the summer!
What is your fave part of the opposite/same sex?: I have to choose?
What do you notice first about a person?: they're eyes.
What turns you on?:
What turns you off?: Guys who stare and follow me around. Also lip hair (not a mustache, lip hair).
Are you into any kink?: No comment.
Do you have odd fetishes?: No comment.
Who do you fantasize about?: The CR for the week is already too long for me to list all of them.
Do you masterbate, if so what/who to or do you think about?: Well, I have a freshman for a roommate now, so I can't. I don't want to traumatize the poor girl.

DRUGS AND ALCOHOL
Do you do drugs?: Do prescription drugs count?
If so what kind?(be specific): Antibiotics. Damn sinus infection...
What are your favorite drugs?: Zyrtec, only because it got rid of the allergic reaction from hell I had last year.
Have you ever had a bad experience?: No
Is there any drug you refuse to do?: Aside from the stuff a doctor prescribes, all of them.
Do you smoke cigarettes?: After seeing Mom develop bronchitis and the agony she went through to quit? Hell no!
Do you drink?: Yes, but not often.
What is your fave alcoholic drink?: Vodka and a mix of fruit drinks that I can't recall right now.
Have you ever been so drunk you puked or passed out?: No, I don't drink a lot. I know if I did drink a lot, I'd probably get addicted like that.
Have you ever done anything that you regretted while under the influence?: Acted like an idiot in front of a midshipman at my ex-roommate's Halloween party, but he was drunk too and doesn't remember it.

OTHER
Who do you admire the most?: Honestly, my mother.
Do you like to wear shoes?: Not really. My dorm is right above the dining hall, so I go down to breakfast in slippers.
When was the last time you kissed someone?: Really kissed someone - New Year's. I was sober, but I was wired on caffeine anyway.
What is the best feeling in the world?: Doing something right when you're positive you'll screw it up.
What is the worst feeling in the world?: Losing a friend, especially when you have no idea what you did wrong.
Do you believe in magic?: Of course.
Do you believe in vampires?: No.
What is the oddest thing about you?: My attention span.
Who do you hate?: A certain witch named Kristin.
If you could do anything to this person, what would you do?(details please): Probably run her over with my stepdad's truck. That's all - she's not worth detailed revenge.
How do you feel about religion? Err...my mother is a non-practicing Catholic and Dad's an atheist. I was baptized, but that's it. I believe in God, but I don't believe in organized religion.
Are you (the or an) antichrist? No.
****END POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE MATERIAL****

Kitania> I'm still HTMLizing the story. *sigh* It'll be posted soon, I hope!
Mandi Ohlin - [weird_web@hotmail.com]
Sunday, January 24, 1999 11:08:41 AM
IP: 144.175.17.229

Wilek Nereus> I will suceceed where others have failed. (smiles confidently)
Anonymous
Sunday, January 24, 1999 09:25:32 AM
IP: dt043nb7.san.rr.com

Sorry for the double post....

Kitainia: Sorry about misspelling your name.

Chris Hall: Your servey...

*******WARNING- OFFENSIVE MATERIAL AHEAD******
BASICS
Name?:Jewel Faulkner
Location?: Bryn Mawr
Birthdate?: April 29, 1977
What do you look like?: 5'9" high-yella Black woman with short curly brown hair.
What is your mind like? (how do you think..): A scary place to be most of the time.
What kind of clothes do you wear?: Jeans, a t-shirt, an unbuttoned flannel shirt over that, and in warm weather a pair of Birks, in the cold weather a pair of boots (or at least closed-toe shoes)

FAVORITES
Fave color?: Blue-green
Fave store?: Barnes and Nobles
Fave drink? (non-alkie): Celestial Seasons's Emperial Garden green tea.
Fave candle/incense smell?: Vanilla
Fave animal?: Snakes
Fave food?: a toss up between Dove's dark chocolate bar and pierogies fried in red wine covered in shredded sharp marble cheese.

MUSIC
Fave type?: Opera
Fave band?: I don't really have one.
What is the best lyric/quote from a song?: For sheer raunchiness, I have to go with "You make me feel like the Amazon's running between my thighs."from "'Feelin' Love" by Paula Cole.
Who is the sexiest singer/band member you know?: Toss-up between the lead singer of Third Eye Blind, Everlast, and LL Cool J.
What song moves you more than any other?: "Iris" by the Goo-Goo dolls and "Death of Butterfly" from "Madama Butterfly"
What band do you hate?: Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, and the Spice Girls. Can we hate an individual? There's also Michale Bolton.
What song makes you sick?: That stupid BSBoys' song that goes, "Backstreet's back, all right!" No, you aren't original; no, you aren't the only one; no, you aren't sexual. Just go away. Oh, yeah, and the entire CD of Michael Bolton singing opera arias. Although it is good for a laugh. (I have said CD because last year I inhereted this thing called "The Table o' Tackiness: The Shrine To All 'Tis Tacky in the World." I saw the Michael Bolton CD, and had to buy it to add to the collection)
What music trend do you think should die?: The return of the reincarnated NKOTB.
What music trend do you think will be big soon?: Like I would know. Until last semester hadn't turned on the radio in years.
What new band would you recommend to others?: See above.
If you could meet any artist who would it be?: Maria Callas (alive) or Placido Domingo.
What song makes you want to dance?: I suffer from the dread disease of BNR: Black with No Rhythm. I don't dance unless forced because I dislike looking like a chicken having an seizure.
What song/type of music makes you want to kill people?: Gangsta rap.

SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
Are you a virgin?: For me to know and you not to.
Are you in love, or have you ever been?: I don't believe that love exists. It's a social construct.
What position do enjoy most?: FMTOAYNT [see the first answer in this segment]
Who is the one person you would rather spend more time with than anyone?: There isn't one.
Have you ever been in a relationship, and when you think back it makes you want to gag? Yes.
What is your fave part of the opposite/same sex?: Arms. I'm a total arm girl.
What do you notice first about a person?: Eyes and eyelashes.
What turns you on?: A man with a beautiful smile. That, and men who have no idea they're hot because they were funny-lookin' when they were little kids, but puberty made 'em turn out nicely. (They're nice to look at, and usually sweet because they don't have the egos.)
What turns you off?: Arrogance.
Are you into any kink?(if so..describe): FMTOAYNT
Do you have odd fetishes?(bestiality, necrophilia, pedophilia ect..): Ewwww. No.
Who/what do you fantasize about?: Being tied up.
Do you masterbate, if so what/who to or do you think about?: FMTOAYNT

DRUGS AND ALCOHOL
Do you do drugs?: Nope. I'm f*cked up enough as it is. Besides, there are enough "Drunk Jewel" and "Sober Jewel" stories floating around, he last thing I need is to add "Stoned Jewel" stories to the fray.
If so what kind?(be specific): See above.
What are your favorite drugs?: ditto
Have you ever had a bad experience? Ne.
If so, describe it: No.
Is there any drug you refuse to do?: All.
Do you smoke cigarettes?: Sometimes, bunt only when I'm drinking. And I sometimes smoke cloves.
Do you drink?: Hell, yes. I'm the Lower Priestess to The Fish, God of Good Sex and Alcohol.
What is your fave alcoholic drink?: A drink I created called a Romanov: Kahlua, coffee-flavored stoli vodka, cappucino and chocolate flavored Godiva chocolate liquer, and heavy whipping cream. <g> My gift with mixing drinks got me ordained as the Lower Priestess.
Have you ever been so drunk you puked or passed out?: Well, I puked once, but that was because my body violently rejected hard cider...rather, four bottles of it. I wasn't even buzzed because the percentage of alcohol in hard cider's a joke, I just got sick.
Have you ever done anything that you regretted while under the influence?: No.

OTHER
Who do you admire the most?: No one, really.
Do you like to wear shoes?: Only when I go outside.
When was the last time you kissed someone?: FMTOAYNT
What is the best feeling in the world?: Hitting a really good, pure high note singing. You feel that in your entire body, not just your thoat, and the high from it is one that borders on sexual.
What is the worst feeling in the world?:Feeling your world collapsing and fearing for your own sanity.
Do you believe in magic?: Yeah.
Do you believe in vampires? No.
What is the oddest thing about you?: That I'm a bundle of contradictions.
Who do you hate?: No one currently. Although I have serious issues with my mother.
If you could do anything to this person, what would you do?(details please): I wouldn't.
How do you feel about religion? I lost my faith with them with my mom was ordained as a minister and heard all the woman who ordained her speaking of the wonderful person Mom is. Considering my Mom started keeping foster children for the money (and then foisted them off on me to care for, but taking all the credit for spending time with them and playing the "Oh, poor me, I'm doing this to help this children, and aren't I a wonderful person?" spiel and ignoring the doctor's advice for her biological child, me, after I get so exhausted from taking care of *six* children and schoolwork that I literally collapsed twice) and her only words of advice for me growing up were, "Take what you can get from people" and "If you were nice to my boyfriend, he would buy you things, like he does me," this is not a woman who is very godly. Organized religions aren't about God, they're about Man. I lost my faith until I realized that. I haven't willingly stepped foot in a church since then. But I do wish I had grown up with a faith of some sort, instead of what I cobbled together. I think growing *up* with a faith of some sort is important.
Are you (the or an) antichrist? <snort> According to Jerry Faldwell, the antichrist is going to be male and Jewish. Guess that leaves me out. Gosh darn it to heck, and I had all these plans, too...
******End offensive material******
jewel - [jfaulkne@brynmawr.edu]
Sunday, January 24, 1999 09:19:58 AM
IP: erd-111.brynmawr.edu

Kitania: <smacks forehead> Oh, yeah! OK, I am losing my marbles already, and it's only the first week of the semester...

jewel - [jfaulkne@brynmawr.edu]
Sunday, January 24, 1999 08:21:30 AM
IP: erd-111.brynmawr.edu

Shere Khan doesn't sleep. Kitainia doesn't sleep. And it should be apparent by now that I don't either... Ah well... For all those interested, I found a site that has the Pokemon opening theme in Wav format, and I'm still hunting for an address with a midi file.
Robby - [<---- Clicky clicky pokemon fans]
Sunday, January 24, 1999 06:46:48 AM
IP: spider-th011.proxy.aol.com

Yes, I'm still up. Insomnia...

Almost forgot this favorite lyric-

"You've already won me over, in spite of me, so don't be suprised if I fall head over feet. And don't be suprised if I love you, for all that you are. I couldn't help it, it's all your faulT!" - Alannis.
Kitainia
Sunday, January 24, 1999 06:04:34 AM
IP: hil-c45-045-vty224.as.wcom.net

You know, the more I think about it, the more it bothers me that this room had NO reaction whatsoever to our resident shrink running around yelling 'ack, the monkeys are loose' in that funky accent of his. Is this place just so crazy that stuff like that passes for normalcy now?
Robby
Sunday, January 24, 1999 05:54:09 AM
IP: spider-th011.proxy.aol.com

Wilek- Shere Khan doesn't sleep. In an old episode of Tale Spin they basically said as much.
"Doesn't Shere Khan ever sleep?"
"Ever hear of vampires?"
Something like that. Don't remember the exact quote right now, its been a long time since I've seen the ep, and its late. But I remember always thinking it was odd because in another episode we saw Khan wearing pajamas, and that contradicted itself...
Robby - [MrNoying@aol.com]
Sunday, January 24, 1999 05:43:04 AM
IP: spider-th011.proxy.aol.com

**RP ACTION**

Kitainia and the others are surrounded by the monsters. "You know, Masked Lich," Jammer comments, "there is such a thing as overkill." "Overkill, interesting," Traveler grins back. "Can we do that?" "Yes," Kitainia nods, beginning to shoot her way through the monsters. The fisherman and Scream guy go down in the first wave, and then the party is swarmed by the armies of killer birds and zombies. While beating them off, Kitainia makes a post in the CR.

**RP AT STOPPING POINT**

Mandi: You've finished another story? Post it already! I can't wait!! <grin>

Human Spirit Issue: I agree with Kaioto that we need to be content with the skills we have, but that's no reason we can't fantasize about having more, right? I also agree with what SJ said about the value of the human spirit, and what Doug said about people having skills and making choices. So I'm somewhat on all sides here. That's as deep as I'm getting into this debate.

Jillybean: I like just plain messing with people's heads. My second favorite activity. The first is what I use the second for the most. :)

Jewel: You thanked Doug and the rest of us for understanding the end of your fanfic writing career. I also say 'You're welcome.'

Chris's Poll: Here are my answers-

***WARNING- POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE MATERIAL AHEAD***

BASICS
Name?: Kitainia, or IRL Lisa Samantha Telman.
Location?: Austin, TX
Birthdate?: July 23, 1979
What do you look like?: Check Coyote's site for a pic of me as a gargoyle (or click my name). I look about the same way IRL, just more human. You know, slightly less creamy skin, no wings or tail, ears not pointed, other than that it's identical.
What is your mind like? (how do you think..): I'm a sneaky, manipulative, exuberant, tough as nails, self-obsessed, freedom-crazed, friendly and loving, wise-@$$, liberal wild girl, who is completely comfortable with everything about herself. Yes, I know, I'm weird.
What kind of clothes do you wear?: Something like what I have on in the picture, usually. Plus the leather jacket Doug got me for Christmas, tennis shoes, and if I'm on my motorbike, a helmet.

FAVORITES
Fave color?: Pine green, dark brown, midnight blue, black, the ones Doug mentioned, and fire orange.
Fave store?: Clothes- Gap and Ross. Essentials- 7-11. Pizza- Domino's. Motorbike Stuff- Austin Cycles. For the other stuff, check Doug's earlier answers. We have many things in common, you know.
Fave drink? (non-alkie): Sprite. And coffee. I can not live without coffee.
Fave candle/incense smell?: Peppery cinamon.
Fave animal?: Cats, Golden retrievers, tigers, falcons.
Fave food?: Pizza, strawberries, cherry pie, bacon cheeseburgers, fries, shrimp, steak, and pineapple.

MUSIC
Fave type?: 80's rock, like Doug. We're both children of that era.
Fave band?: To quote Greg, check the archives. I've already answered this.
What is the best lyric/quote from a song?: I have a lot of favorites. Doug's already mentioned most of them. A few others of mine are:
"There are many things that I would like to say to you, but I don't know how. 'Cause maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me, and after all, you're so wonder-ful." - Oasis. (Yes, I know that's not really what he's saying, but I like it better this way.)
"I hope the Russians (or any bad guys) love their children, too." - Sting.
"Ooh, I get the chest pain, blood rushing to my head on the express train. Every time I see you, one look is all it takes. Baby, baby, baby, you give me a heart attack." - Starlit Shadows.
"I'm coming in, I'm coming home to you. I'm alive, I'm a mess. I can't wait to get home to you, to get home, warm, and undressed." - Heather Nova.
"Take me to the magic of the moment on a glory night, where the children of tomorrow share their dreams with you and me." - The Scorpions.
"I am not part of the scenery, I walk right out of the machinery. My heart going boom, boom, boom, girl, I said, 'Grab your things, I've come to take you home.'" - Peter Gabriel.
There are some others, too, but I can't think of them right now.
What song moves you more than any other?: The ones Doug mentioned, plus "Love Song" by the Cure, "Crazy" by Dave Matthews, "Runaway Train" by Soul Asylum, "Heartlight" by Neil Diamond, "I Ain't Missing You" by Hall and Oates, and Beethoven's pastoral symphony. I'm not sure the last counts as a song.
What band do you hate?: The ones Doug mentioned, plus most rap and country artists. As far as I'm concerned, Creed sounds like a bunch of religious whiners or one of Pastor John's sermons, thus I value it only as such.
What songs make you sick?: The ones Doug mentioned, plus anything from the Spice Girls, and movie songs that still contain words from the movie.
What music trend do you think should die?: None.
What music trend do you think will be big soon?: Videogame music.
What new band would you recommend to others?: Don't know.
If you could meet any artist who would it be?: Solieri. I would have loved to psychoanalyze that guy. If you mean modern artists, probably Sting or Phil Collins.
What song makes you want to dance?: Any of the above songs, or most stuff by Doug and me's favorite artists. And "Der Kommissar," I love dancing to that song.
What song/type of music makes you want to kill people?: Boring religious hymns, or any bad song they keep playing on the radio over and over so much it makes you want to storm the station with a grenade launcher.

SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
Are you a virgin?: No, I'm a harlot. But like every harlot, I was a virgin once. :)
Are you in love, or have you ever been?: Yes, I've been in love before and I am now. With Doug, my significant other.
What position do enjoy most?: Depends on my current mood and desires.
Who is the one person you would rather spend more time with than anyone?: Doug.
Have you ever been in a relationship, and when you think back it makes you want to gag?: Yes, but I still choose to see it as a learning experience.
What is your fave part of the opposite/same sex?: Eyes and personality, mostly. And hair, I love running my fingers through other people's.
What do you notice first about a person?: Their gender.
What turns you on?: Sorry, private info.
What turns you off?: Same deal.
Are you into any kink?(if so..describe): No.
Do you have odd fetishes?(bestiality, necrophilia, pedophilia ect..): No.
Who/what do you fantasize about?: Private info, sorry.
Do you masterbate, if so what/who to or do you think about?:
Yes, but what I think about is none of your business.

DRUGS AND ALCOHOL
Do you do drugs?: No.
Is there any drug you refuse to do?: All of them.
Do you smoke cigarettes?: No.
Do you drink?: Not alcohol.
What is your fave alcoholic drink?: No.
Have you ever been so drunk you puked or passed out?: No.
Have you ever done anything that you regretted while under the influence?: No.

OTHER
Who do you admire the most?: Lots of people. All the ones Doug mentioned, plus him, Pinky and the Brain, Rose from Titanic, Princess Leia, Susan B. Anthony, FDR, Buffy, Willow, Faith, Xander, Giles, Oz, Lisa Simpson, Homer Simpson, Ally McBeal, and Darth Vader.
Do you like to wear shoes?: Most of the time, no. But I do like to wear them when I go out.
When was the last time you kissed someone?: Hang on. <long pause> Three seconds ago.
What is the best feeling in the world?: What Doug said. And also to have completed any great task which you've been doing for a while.
What is the worst feeling in the world?: To me, it's being treated like I'm weaker than any man and exist only for their pleasure. Doug doesn't treat me like that, thank God. On our first date, we did nothing but talk and he started it. I kissed him first, I seduced him first, and I'm proud of it! But plenty of other guys have, and like all women, I hate it.
Do you believe in magic?: Yes.
Do you believe in vampires?: Didn't I already answer this question?
What is the oddest thing about you?: Gee, let me think. There's so much it's hard to tell. Maybe it's that I'm completely comfortable with myself.
Who do you hate?: Anyone who tries to tell me how to live my life or puts rules on me in ways I cannot understand.
If you could do anything to this person, what would you do?(details please): Tell them exactly how they're making me feel, and see what happens.
How do you feel about religion?: The same way Doug does. People can follow whatever religion they want, as long as they don't damn other people for not doing the same (hear me, Chris?).
Are you (the or an) antichrist?: I have been called that by people. But am I really an antichrist? No, I don't think so. I have nothing against Christ, just plenty of the people who call themselves Christians.

**END POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE MATERIAL**

Diet Soda: I too don't like it. And no way I am touching that disgusting caffeine free stuff!

Steve Gooch: Thanks. Didn't know that.

Coyote: Let me know when you get done with your own screenplay, I'd be very interested in reading it. And giving it to our RTF major pal (and sister) Stephanie for review.

Talien: I'll have to check that MUD out, thanks for the tip.

Ordell: The books are Specter of the Past and Vision of the Future, both are IMO also very good.

Wilek: Oh come on, love isn't all bad! Lighten up, my friend. And as for who's been sending you bad creativity demons, it was Teri. At my request. Yes, I confess, your Honor, I did it! And I'm glad, glad glad! :)

Sigh, I need my sleep. Good night everyone.

**RP STARTS UP AGAIN**

The zombies and birds have just about been eliminated. Kitainia is now exchanging shots with Leatherface's hick pal W when she is suddenly grabbed from behind by Bad Ash. He growls, "I'm gonna kill you, little goody two-shoes!" Kitainia looks back at him with a calm expression and blows the guy away with her laser. As he collapses to the floor, she quotes, "Good? Bad? I'm the girl with the gun!" (Obviously, she loves that line.) Then, as Bad Ash's body hits the floor with its full dead weight, the motel floor gives way and collapses, sending them all down to the first floor. Kitainia and the others shake themselves to their feet, quickly recovering from the fall, and continue the battle in the hotel lobby. The screen goes blank, to be continued.

**THIS PIECE OF RP OVER**
Kitainia - [dierdre34@yahoo.com]
Sunday, January 24, 1999 05:06:09 AM
IP: hil-c45-045-vty224.as.wcom.net

**NO RP 2NITE, THIS POST IS LONG ENOUGH AS IT IS**

Quote>
"Behold my true form and despair!"
~Dracula
"There's not a lot of logic in my head."
~Bjork

Who's been lacing my shampoo with mescaline?> From the creativity spawn who brought you the Brooklyn/Xanatos lightsaber duel comes...Arthur And Hyena In Love. AACCKK!!

James Birdsong> <<I will be keeping my sanity thank you very much>> No, you'll be *trying* to. >:P

More new ppl! Welcome! Hang on to your heads!

**OFFENSIVE QUESTIONS AHEAD**

Chris's survey>
BASICS
Name?: Wilek Nereus
Location?: RL: Classified. RP/Fanfic: Upper Peninsula, MI
Hatching date?: RL: Classified. RP/Fanfic: late Dec. 1951 (remember gargs age at .5 the speed of humans)
What do you look like?: There's a pic of me at my site (click my name).
What is your mind like? (how do you think..): Um...I'm not sure. It's weird in here, there are dark Fey and mutants and aliens and pain and tire chains and Hostess Twinkies. WHO SAID THAT?!
What kind of clothes do you wear?: Check my pic.

FAVORITES
Fave color?: Not sure
Fave store?: Electronics Boutique/Babbages/Waldenbooks/Borders(name? it's a huge book/video store) (tie)
Fave drink? (non-alkie): Pepsi/Coke (tie)
Fave candle/incense smell?: Cinnamon and vanilla, among others
Fave animal?: Not sure. Bats, owls, creepy birds, xenomorphs, doggoyles. And cats and dogs of course.
Fave food?: I don't have one single favorite

MUSIC
Fave type?: A lot of it is from video games, especially the Castlevania series. Video game music used to be fairly simple but IMO it's reached the status of an art form. There are also a lot of non-VG songs I like, two of which are at my site.
Fave band?: None that I know of
What is the best lyric/quote from a song?: I'll get back to you on this when I manage to remember
Who is the sexiest singer/band member you know?: I don't think that way.
What song moves you more than any other?: Don't know, but I have a few MIDs of songs that do (I could put them on my site if u like)
What band do you hate?: Most rock, rap and country
What song makes you sick?: See prev. question
What music trend do you think should die?: See prev. question
What music trend do you think will be big soon?: Video game (probably wishful thinking, I know ^_^)
What new band would you recommend to others?: Don't know
If you could meet any artist who would it be?: Umm...Amadeus?
What song makes you want to dance?: I don't like to dance.
What song/type of music makes you want to kill people?: Most rock, rap, and country.

SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
Are you a virgin?: None of yer business
Are you in love, or have you ever been?: Nope.
What position do enjoy most?: Ecch. Even if I knew I wouldn't say.
Who is the one person you would rather spend more time with than anyone?: Um...I'm not in that kind of relationship.
Have you ever been in a relationship, and when you think back it makes you want to gag?: No.
What is your fave part of the opposite/same sex?: I wouldn't know, I've never been attracted in that way to anyone.
What do you notice first about a person?: Um...nothing particular.
What turns you on?: I wouldn't know and I'm not eager to find out.
What turns you off?: Discussions of this nature.
Are you into any kink?(if so..describe): I sincerely hope not.
Do you have odd fetishes? See prev. question.
Who/what do you fantasize about?: Bloodlust.
Do you masterbate, if so what/who to or do you think about?: ECCH. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. NO.

DRUGS AND ALCOHOL
Do you do drugs?: NO.
Is there any drug you refuse to do?: All of 'em.
Do you smoke cigarettes?: Absolutely not, I'm highly allergic.
Do you drink?: Nope.
Have you ever been so drunk you puked or passed out?: I've never been drunk at all, so no.
Have you ever done anything that you regretted while under the influence?: See prev. question.

OTHER
Who do you admire the most?: No idea.
Do you like to wear shoes?: Ever try buying shoes for garg feet? (pic at my site)
When was the last time you kissed someone?: If you mean *kiss* kiss, never.
What is the best feeling in the world?: Um...I have no idea. Probably findind a song you really really like that you never even knew about before you heard it.
What is the worst feeling in the world?: Being betrayed, probably.
Do you believe in magic?: I turn human during the day and SJ's dad wasn't responsible. What do you think? :)
Do you believe in vampires?: I think so.
What is the oddest thing about you?: I'm real absent-minded and I can be extremely twisted when I want to be.
Who do you hate?: Um...Saddam Hussein, most rock/rap/country personalities, the Quarrymen, and Mr. Dis Connect.
If you could do anything to this person, what would you do?(details please): Too sick and gory to discuss here. It involves pain and tire chains and Hostess Twinkies. WHO KEEPS SAYING THAT?!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!
How do you feel about religion?: Well, I think the theory of evolution is absurd, bordering on vaudeville-esque.
Are you (the or an) antichrist?: NO.

I apologize to whoever I just offended. :)

**END OFFENSIVE MATERIAL.**

Serenity> <<What happens to gargoyles in space?>> See the first season TGS Timedancer story Games Without Frontiers; that'll answer all your questions.

The Wookie homeworld> The official spelling is Kashyyyk, and the pronunciation is ka-shik.

Entity> <<You didn't like Wrath of Khan?>> Ecch, no. Those brain worm things grossed me out to no end.

Robby> <<Its Shere Khan who doesn't sleep>> Eh?

FS> Ack, sorry about your computer. They can be such a pain in the tail sometimes.
Wilek Nereus
Sunday, January 24, 1999 02:04:31 AM
IP: tnt-1-39-56k.portsmouth.zoomnet.net

Name- Heather Lynn Haskett
Location- Oklahoma City, OK
Birthday- June 4, 1984
What do you look like- Christinna Ricci with glasses.
What is your mind like- Semi-normal
Clothes- T-shirts and Jeans. But at Valentine dances....long black dresses. ** sighs **

FAVORITES
Color- Green
Story - Sci-Fi anf Fanasty
Drink- Dr. Pepper and Coke
Animal- Cheetah
food- Ice cream , chicken , and Cheese Pizza

MUSIC
Type- R&B and maybe Rap depends on the artist
band- Bare Naked Ladies "One Week" , Garth Brooks , BoyzIIMen , Backstreet Boys , N'Sync , 98 degrees

RELATIONSHIPS-
I'm with Robby and I'm so happy.
DRUGS AND ALCOHOL
Never tried it and hope I'll never will.

OTHER
Who do you admire the most- John De Lancie
Do you like to wear shoes- Yes.
When was the last time you kissed someone- Today , I kissed my mom on the cheek.
Best feeling in the world- Writing stories
Worst feeling in the world- Not being accepted in my school
Believe in magic- Yes.
Vampires- Yes.
Oddest thing about you- I have a birthmark on my body but it's on my ** counts ** forth toe on my left foot.
Who do you hate- The cheerleaders of my school.
Religion- Southern Bapist but I don't believe in their way to believe in god.
Heather - [kheetor84@aol.com]
Sunday, January 24, 1999 01:57:25 AM
IP: 210-217-70.ipt.aol.com

Ah, why not?

***NO POTENTIALLY OFFESIVE MATERIAL AHEAD, I SIMPLY DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT SORT OF THING ***
BASICS
Name- Robert John Bevard II
Location- San Antonio, TX
Birthday- August 5, 1982
What do you look like- Vinnie Gregarino, with glasses.
What is your mind like- Normal
Clothes- T-Shirt and jeans. Occasionally some funked out stuff with a lot of shoulder pads and a friggin' huge gun...

FAVORITES
Color-Blue
Store-Heroes and Fantasies
Drink-Whatever's cheapest, generally generic soda.
Animal-Cats, Kangaroos, dolphins, dragons, tigers, dogs, racoons, foxes, iguanas...
food- PIZZA!

MUSIC
Type- Anything except rap or new age
band- don't have one, so everything else kinda falls under N/A. Favorite song though is "Stand By Me". And that Pokemon opening tune is kinda spiffy...

RELATIONSHIPS-
I'm with Heather. She's my first girlfriend,I'm enjoying my time with her very much, and to date I haven't even kissed a girl in RL, so you can pretty much figure the answer to all the questions around this point.

DRUGS AND ALCOHOL
I don't take any of any sort. Even for the flu.

OTHER
Who do you admire the most- They'res a couple artists I could name...
Do you like to wear shoes- Um... Yes?
When was the last time you kissed someone- A while ago, and it was one of my parents.
Best feeling in the world- being with Heather.
Worst feeling in the world- being without Heather.
Believe in magic- Definatley, just not the bad David Copperfield variety.
Vampires- Probably out there somewhere, just like the aliens and sasquatch.
Oddest thing about you- I'm a Vinnie clonem but without the spiffy accent.
Who do you hate- There's noone I can think of that I hate.
Religion-None.

Robby - [MrNoying@aol.com]
Sunday, January 24, 1999 01:33:05 AM
IP: spider-th012.proxy.aol.com

Your words carry much wisdom Serenity and Coyote the Bando
James Birdsong - [LennexMacDuff@hotmail.com]
San Diego, CA, USA
Sunday, January 24, 1999 12:59:05 AM
IP: dt043nb7.san.rr.com

Servarius Jr. > Zahn's sequel trilogy are perfect. I've seen the two books, whose names escape me, that are sequels to those three books set ten years after. I do think that a sequel trilogy from Lucas might not go well. Well, of course it would go, but because of all the books and such, you really don't know what would happen.


Chris Hall > The survey thing, here you go:

****POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE MATERIAL AHEAD****

BASICS
Name?: Alan "Ordell" Waltirp
Location?: Odessa, Tx
Birthdate?: August 15, '81
What do you look like?: George Harrison (from TGS, not the Beatles) with longer hair
What is your mind like?: Maniacally
What kind of clothes do you wear?: Cargo pants and a t-shirt. All the time. It's scary.

FAVORITES
Fave color?: blue
Fave store?: Barnes & Nobles
Fave drink?: Coke.....or brandy
Fave candle/incense smell?: Banana Nut Dream Cake
Fave animal?: Kittens....not cats....cats suck. Just kittens.
Fave food?: Meat

MUSIC
Fave type?: Punk, but pretty much anything except wailing country.
Fave band?: Rage Against the Machine, The Cure, Beastie Boys, Bad Religion, Penywise, Cake, The Cranberries, Hendrix, Manson, MxPx, Nirvana, Tom Petty, Pink Floyd, Wu-Tang, Everlast.
What is the best lyric/quote from a song?: "As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time." ----Cake, Sheep Go to Heaven
"The creme de la creme is who I am." ----Beastie Boys, Body Movin'
"Set up like a deck of cards, they're sending us to early graves. For all the diamonds, they'll use a pair of clubs to beat the spades. With poetry I paint the pictures that, more like the murals that hit, don't turn away, get in front of it." ----Rage Against the Machine, Freedom
What song moves you more than any other?: "Turnaround" by Nirvana
What band do you hate?: hanson and the spice girls
What song makes you sick?: anything by the two groups mentioned above.
What music trend do you think should die?: pop
What music trend do you think will be big soon?: everything is big in certain circles.
What new band would you recommend to others?: Everlast. not really new, but just now getting recognition.
If you could meet any artist who would it be?: Kurt Cobain or John Lennon (both alive, of course)
What song makes you want to dance?: I don't dance.
What song/type of music makes you want to kill people?: country

SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
Are you a virgin?: no.
Are you in love, or have you ever been?: Yes.
What position do enjoy most?: depends
Who is the one person you would rather spend more time with than anyone?: this person named Katie.
Have you ever been in a relationship, and when you think back it makes you want to gag? More than once. We all make mistakes.
What is your fave part of the opposite/same sex?: guess.
What do you notice first about a person?: they're eyes.
What turns you on?: large, blue or green eyes.
What turns you off?: abnormally thin people.
Are you into any kink?: I plead the 5th.
Do you have odd fetishes?: I plead the 5th.
Who/what do you fantasize about?: I'm male. It should be obvious.
Do you masterbate, if so what/who to or do you think about?: I plead the 5th.

DRUGS AND ALCOHOL
Do you do drugs?: Only NyQuil.
If so what kind?(be specific): NyQuil.
What are your favorite drugs?: NyQuil.
Have you ever had a bad experience?: Yes
If so, describe it: Well, the first time I dropped acid I was at a Halloween party and they were playing Pink Floyd. I curled up in a little ball on the couch and shivered. I yelled and threw teddy bears at anyone who tried to talk to me.
Is there any drug you refuse to do?: anything involving needles.
Do you smoke cigarettes?: Unfortunaltly yes.
Do you drink?: Oh yeah.
What is your fave alcoholic drink?: JD.
Have you ever been so drunk you puked or passed out?: Just once ot twice.
Have you ever done anything that you regretted while under the influence?: Of course.

OTHER
Who do you admire the most?: Dennis Miller.
Do you like to wear shoes?: Well, I don't not like to wear shoes, but it's not like I wake up in the morning just waiting to put my shoes on.
When was the last time you kissed someone?: about an hour ago.
What is the best feeling in the world?: Finishing a really long novel.
What is the worst feeling in the world?: Failing. At anything.
Do you believe in magic?: Of course.
Do you believe in vampires?: I believe every legend is ground in truth.
What is the oddest thing about you?: My strange desire to act.
Who do you hate?: Assholes.
If you could do anything to this person, what would you do?(details please): Well, brutally kill them in an alleyway and leave them face down in a gutter on a raining night.
How do you feel about religion? I have no set religion, but I believe in God.
Are you (the or an) antichrist? No.
****END POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE MATERIAL****
Ordell - [jwaltrip@cableone.net]
Sunday, January 24, 1999 12:50:06 AM
IP: ppp-89.ode.cableone.net

YES! FINALLY!

Computers... making your life easier.
Fire Storm
Sunday, January 24, 1999 12:16:12 AM
IP: 209.117.148.183

ONE MORE TIME!


Sorry I haven't been on lately. I got my desktop's motherboard back from the manufacture. (Its about time.)
Here is a technical list of what happened:

Operation: Motherboard installation
Status: Ok
Result/Solution:

Operation: Boot sequence
Status: FAILURE
Result/Solution: Windows 95 reinstallation

Operation: Boot Sequence, v2.0
Status: FAILURE
Result/Solution: Cursing, removal of Live! DOS drivers

Operation: Boot Sequence, v3.0
Status: Ok
Result/Solution:

Operation: THX
Status: The audience is listening
Result/Solution:

Operation: Boot Sequence, v4.0, 5.0, 6.0, 7.0
Status: FAILURE
Result/Solution: Swearing, F$&k it.

At least I have my trusty laptop. (Wendsday night.)
Thursday:

<SYSTEM WARNING>: INFLUX OF MEASUREABLE AMOUNTS OF CO2 INDUCED H20, WITH SURCOSE AND COLOR INTO LAPTOP HOUSING. <WARNING!>

At least I was able to get my desktop working (Knock on all wood in the house.)

Operation: Laptop Hard Drive installation in desktop for file removal
Status: Sparks
Result/Solution: LOTS of swearing. Plan for Sunday to hack a laptop at work so I can at least ACCESS my files.

Serenity: It makes sense. Ben Franklin had many naps and many REM cycles per day and look at him!
Fire Storm
Sunday, January 24, 1999 12:14:57 AM
IP: 209.117.148.183

DAMN LOT BOYS!

<>RANT WARNING!<>

Sorry I haven't been on lately. I got my desktop's motherboard back from the manufacture. (Its about time.)
Here is a technical list of what happened:

Operation: Motherboard installation
Status: Ok
Result/Solution:

Operation: Boot sequence
Status: FAILURE
Result/Solution: Windows 95 reinstallation

Operation: Boot Sequence, v2.0
Status: FAILURE
Result/Solution: Cursing, removal of Live! DOS drivers

Operation: Boot Sequence, v3.0
Status: Ok
Result/Solution:

Operation: THX
Status: The audience is listening
Result/Solution:

Operation: Boot Sequence, v4.0, 5.0, 6.0, 7.0
Status: FAILURE
Result/Solution: Swearing, F$
Fire Storm
Sunday, January 24, 1999 12:13:12 AM
IP: 209.117.148.183

DOug: This is going to sound insane, but what did I thank you for? I don't remember. Funny, I thought it was too early in the semester for me to be losing my marbles...

Demona sleeping: I always thought she just grabbed naps, too. Either that, or that not needing sleep was just a lucky bonus to Puck's spell.
jewel - [jfaulkne@brynmawr.edu]
Sunday, January 24, 1999 12:13:02 AM
IP: erd-111.brynmawr.edu

<>WARNING!<>Night Flame presence explanation!<>WANRING<>


Sorry I haven't been on lately. I got my desktop's motherboard back from the manufacture. (Its about time.)
Here is a technical list of what happened:

Operation: Motherboard installation
Status: Ok
Result/Solution:

Operation: Boot sequence
Status: FAILURE
Result/Solution: Windows 95 reinstallation

Operation: Boot Sequence, v2.0
Status: FAILURE
Result/Solution: Cursing, removal of Live! DOS drivers

Operation: Boot Sequence, v3.0
Status: Ok
Result/Solution:

Operation: THX
Status: The audience is listening
Result/Solution:

Operation: Boot Sequence, v4.0, 5.0, 6.0, 7.0
Status: FAILURE
Result/Solution: Swearing, F$
Fire Storm - [Night-Flame@usa.net]
Sunday, January 24, 1999 12:10:53 AM
IP: 209.117.148.183

Star Wars Books as Canon: As far as George Lucas is concerned most of the books are not canon. I remember one of the books had some stuff about Luke and Leia's mother which will have to be contradicted. The exceptions to this rule are the Timothey Zahn trilogy and Shadows of the Empire which George Lucas liked so mutch that he is going out of his way not to contradict them. In fact some stuff that was created in those books, notabley the Imperial Capitol of Coruscant which was sceane at the end of Return of the Jedi Special Edition, will be sceane in the prequils.
TheOneEyedSquid - [Sigma28@aol.com]
Saturday, January 23, 1999 11:49:26 PM
IP: spider-we052.proxy.aol.com

James Birdsong> <You already said hi Serenity :P> You're not the only newbie, James. People have arrived since my last post. :P :)

Chewie's homeworld> I thought it was "Kashyyk."

Entity> <I'm curious, is all of this stuff considered canon?> Yes and no. The books that take place after the movies are canon in one sense because it's all approved by Lucas, but it's not really HIS vision. He's said in interviews that he never really considered what happened after RotJ, as the movies really revolved around Anakin Skywalker (the first one ;), who naturally wasn't around after that. Chewie's life-debt to Han, however, is as far as I know an idea of Lucas' (since it happened before the movies, and all that went on before is supposed to be part of his vision). By the by, the life-debt came about because Han saved Chewie from slavery, in case anyone was curious. Later the life-debt was expanded to include Leia and the children. (And scarily enough, despite knowing this, I'm not anywhere close to a die-hard/obsessed fan of SW.... Which would also explain any mistakes in this, btw. :)

Demona & sleep: She doesn't necessarily need to take 8 hours--not everyone needs that much sleep. If she slept 6 hours a day, she'd still have 6 hours in one form and 12 in the other. Or, she could sleep 3 hours as a human, and then 3 more as a gargoyle, or... whatever. A lot of research suggests that it's more important to get through one or more entire sleep cycles than to sleep for a certain LENGTH of time--if you interrupt a sleep cycle, you'll feel more tired even if you had gotten eight hours' sleep.

*wonders if any of this made sense* Eh, I just got home from work and I'm dead tired. Cut me some slack. *off to go through a few sleep cycles of her own*

Serenity
Saturday, January 23, 1999 11:47:12 PM
IP: spider-tk052.proxy.aol.com

DOUG: Whoa, you DON'T like the band Creed? Oh my God!
*covers ears* La, la ,la, I'm not listening! La, la, la, blasphemy, la la la!!!! :) :0P
Sevarius Jr.
Saturday, January 23, 1999 11:27:47 PM
IP: cache-1.spg.webcache.erols.net

Just some quick comments:

STAR WARS: For those of you who may not know, George Lucas is now only making 6 SWars films--the original trilogy, and the three prequels. He had before stated that he would make 9 films in all, with three of them supposedly picking up where ROTJ left off. Do you want to hear my theory as to why he's doing this? It's controversial, at least to SWars fans:
I don't think Lucas could do a better job than Timothy Zahn did with his "Heir to the Empire" trilogy.
I mean, nowadays there's like, 8 dozen different Star Wars books, but that initial sequel trilogy was, in my mind, perfect. Face it; Lucas hasn't touched the franchise in almost 20 years, so how could he compete with Zahn's epic? Disputing Lucas is somewhat blasphemous to die-hard Wars fans, but that's my opinion.

Brittany Spears: Whoa, whoa, whoa--she's SIXTEEN???
Oh dear. If that's the case, I think Chris Hall and I are going to go straight to hell for our impure thoughts....

FINALLY: I don't do this often. I hardly ever do this. But here goes (Robby, you brought this on!):

***Sevarius Jr. suddenly morphs into Dr. Smith of Lost in Space fame***
*ahem*

STOP THE MONKEES! STOP THE MONKEES! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! TAKE THE BOY, NOT ME! THE BOY!!!!!
OH, THE PAIN!!! THE PAIN OF IT ALL!!!!!!

Oh my, I think I've been drinking too much Everclear....
Sevarius Jr. - [bpoole@mailexcite.com]
Saturday, January 23, 1999 11:19:58 PM
IP: cache-1.spg.webcache.erols.net

On RetroMUD, a M.ulti U.ser D.imension, we made a Gargoyle race based on the Gargoyles cartoon. Gargoyles there are affected by sunlight and can turn to stone just like the show. You can find out more about RetroMUD by telnetting to retromud.org 3000, or checking out our web page at http://retromud.org. Gargoyles can be mages, fighters, and a slew of other choices -- we have nearly 60 races too!

Hope to see ya there!

Talien Radisgad
RetroMUD Administrator
Talien - [retromud@retromud.org]
Saturday, January 23, 1999 11:18:40 PM
IP: du-2-46.netaxis.com

**RP!**

Fleur shakes Doug awake and mentions the noise. He looks over at Shap, who is snoring so heavily the truck is shaking. "That's what you heard," he tells Fleur. "No danger." "Except of all of us staying awake!" Shauna complains. "Is there any way to get him to stop?" "Lathrop, apply the cone of silence," Doug says to the wizard. Lathrop does so with a spell and now nobody can hear Shap snoring. Doug smiles, "Good, let's get some sleep." He flips over and turns in. Meanwhile in the TGS CR, Mr. Dis Connect walks in front of the screen, explains that he's been recieving death threats- if he doesn't play the tape recorder in his hand, he shall die. So he presses the play button and Doug's voice comes out.

**END RP FIRST HALF**

Spawn: Never saw it, now I don't want to with the things I've heard. No Sam? That's crazy, Sam is my favorite Spawn character, they can't leave him out. Oh, btw, yes of course Sam was also an inspiration for my fanfic character Seth Figaro.

Dogma: Okay, this film I am checking out. <gets out films-to-see list and writes the name down> Hope it comes out in Austin real soon.

Screenwriting: I did want to get involved in this once. But then I realized I was better at the kind of story where you can get inside a character's head. (Like fanfic.) Good luck with it, Coyote. Your fanfic certainly shows you have the makings of a screenwriter on the level of Stallone (who wrote the screenplays for many of his movies, all of which I consider good).

Anamaniacs: They beat Flintstones in USA Weekend's poll. Presumably they will beat the cartoon Doug, too. That means Gargs may be going up against them after we trash Ren and Stimpy. Tough competition.

Vampires: I know David, the guy Kitainia mentioned. Other than that, no, I've never met a Vampire in my life. But I have met a Slayer. (Eliza Dushku was working in the same Hollywood resturant as my family and I were dining in once and served us, a long time ago before she got big in films.)

Xena: I too like Ari's character, and Graeme's. I have also enjoyed what TGS is doing with them. I'll be doing exciting things with both in my fanfic, too. To see what, read it! <shameless plug>

SJ: Okay, I won't. I knew the man was crazy. I do agree with him, however, about how the Antichrist can be seen as a good thing in some ways. Ignorance is a very large problem in this world, especially with the people who talk about the Antichrist the most. <grin> And if he will someday serve to wake us up from it, that'd be okay. I don't see the Antichrist as one who opposes the Christian relgion, however. It would make more sense for him to be part of the religion, and be someone like Falwell or Pastor John who wants to make themselves God instead of Christ and uses Christ's teachings towards that goal, thus turning Christians away from the true meaning of God's love and using the religion against itself. That would be a more interesting plot, and probably more workable with a greater number of people than just opposing the Christian religion. Thus it would be much more dangerous.

Human Spirit: I'm a humanist, too. I agree that the human spirit is a great thing to have, and one thing I was trying to prove in the last post was that just because someone has magic, destiny, wings, or whatnot doesn't mean they don't also have and use the human spirit. And I agree that we look up to people with that stuff because they have skills we don't. However, from a certain viewpoint, the same can be said for guys like King and Gandhi (both of whom were much more skilled at rhetoric and organizing protests for a good cause than the average man). The doctors, philosophers, cops, firemen, scientists, engineers, all of them also have skills the average person doesn't. These people do not just use the human spirit to help society, they also use their skills and admired for that, too. Upton Sinclair, for example, could have wanted to help save people from getting sick by eating meat contaminated by the US meat industry's poor packaging and handling of it a lot, but if he didn't have the writing skill to pull off a great expose book about the problem (the book was called "The Jungle"), probably no one would have listened to him. Same deal for someone like George Patton, who may have had the will and spirit to win all the victories he did n WW2, but never would have won them if that was all he had. He also used his military skills at both tactics and strategy, as well as the charisma that enabled him to so effectively command his men. For a hero in fiction who many would agree was using the human spirit over superpowers, let's take the guy in Die Hard. Would he have been able to defeat all those terrorists if he just had the willpower and desire to and not also the skill at hand-to-hand combat, shooting, and police tactics? No way. Every person is unique, everyone has skills that someone else doesn't, and the human spirit is really about having the will to use those skills to benefit the rest of humanity and not just yourself.

From a certain point of view, magic and superpowers can be seen as another set of skills the average person doesn't have that can be used to help or harm society. I too agree that we don't need them, and admire people who have and use only normal human powers, thus becoming heroes (I even have a few in my fanfic, such as Johnny and Laura). But this does not diminish the admiration I have for people with magic, destiny, and all those powers, either, as it seems to diminish Kioto's if one looks at his post and the way he talks about people like this. Yes, a lot of superheroes do seem to do their thing just because they have "X stupendous power," but in reality many of them do it because of other reasons, reasons that are very much like human spirit. Let's look at Spiderman. The first thing he did with his power was use it to make money wrestling. Then when his uncle got killed by a crook he could have done something about earlier but didn't, he was inspired to use his abilities for something else- fighting crime and protecting people so that others would not suffer the same fate his uncle had. Similar deal for Batman, who is using his gadgets, strength, skill, AND human spirit, to protect other people from becoming crime victims like his parents were. And the same can be said for many other superheroes. They all have these powers that are greater than what the rest of us achieve, but one of the main reasons I admire them is because they too still have the human spirit. They decide to use their special skills to benefit humanity or benefit themselves, just as an ordinary doctor decides to use his special skills to save a ton of people in the ER every night or mold women's breasts to someone else's dumb idea of what the size should be and not really do anything useful to the rest of us. I completely agree with SJ about the greater heroes being those without all the fancy special powers and stuff, but we have to realize that having special skills and powers is part of the definition of being a hero. Using those skills and powers to help others is part of the human spirit. From this respect, superheroes (if they think like normal humans do, as do most of the great superhero characters I've read and written about) are also people endowed with the human spirit, which guides their decisions as much as the fact that they can bend steel or fly or whatever. They have to accept responsibility and decide how they're going to use their skills, just like all of us, and that's part of the human spirit, too. Superheroes may have special powers, but I think that with just about all the great ones, their reasons for using those powers are not just because "Hey! I can save people with these powers, I can fight crime, protect the innocent, la de da!" but because "Bad things happen to people, things that for whatever reason I don't want to happen. I have these powers, and I think I should use them to help others, to stop the bad things from happening. That's why I fight crime and protect the innocent with my powers, it's the best way I can help." Can you see the difference? I can. Superpowered people are still people, and though real-life heroes and characters more like those heroes are greater than them in many ways, super-characters too have the human spirit. That's all I have to say about that.

Jill: She enjoys messing with people's heads. I should know, I'm her significant other. Thus, I'm the one whose head she messes with the most. <grin>

Sorow: I think Freeman should play Officer Morgan. Denzel's too young and pretty, plus I can't see him with a mustache.

Wilek: As far as Kitainia and I know, Leonard Nimoy did Megatron in the original Transformers series and Galvatron in the movie. Both were great characters IMO.

Chris: I want Jackal back! As evidenced by your last post, he was sane compared to you! :) About your survey, you should know not all your questions are appropriate for this CR. The administrator DumlaoX does have rules for this place. But you used the offensive material warnings, so you're okay. I'll answer them and do the same thing, it'll probably be okay. I do however reserve the right to withhold info from you if I don't think you need to know it. Let's go.

**WARNING- POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE MATERIAL AHEAD**

BASICS
Name?: Doug Elder.
Location?: Austin, TX.
Birthdate?: March 1, 1979
What do you look like?: Richard Harrison with a mustache.
What is your mind like? (how do you think..): Read my posts, I'm sure someone as smart as you can figure out my thought processes from them better than from what I can tell you.
What kind of clothes do you wear?: Jeans, hiking shoes, collared or T-shirts, brown cardigan or coat.

FAVORITES
Fave color?: Draw between blazing red, shining silver, and midnight blue.
Fave store?: Depends on their product. Video games it's Gamefellas. Software Babbage's. Books Barnes & Noble. Music Tower Records. Food Randalls. Etc, etc, etc.
Fave drink? (non-alkie): Cherry Coke.
Fave candle/incense smell?: Don't have one. I lived in Taiwan for seven years, and smelled lots of incense there. I still gag.
Fave animal?: Elephants, hawks, owls, bears, cats.
Fave food?: pizza, fried shrimp, bacon cheeseburgers, fries, strawberries, and barbecued meat. Yummy!

MUSIC
Fave type?: 80's rock and roll.
Fave band?: I have several. Check the archives for a complete listing, I don't want to repeat myself here.
What is the best lyric/quote from a song?: There are so many I can't pick a best. But some good ones are:
"All for freedom and for pleasure, nothing ever lasts forever, everybody wants to rule the world." - Tears for Fears.
"No matter how I try, no matter how I strive, I'm never getting out of this world alive." - Hank Willaims.
The whole "Imagine" lyrics- John Lennon.
"And you may ask yourself- MY GOD, what have I done?!" - Whichever band sings "Once in a Lifetime, I don't know who does.
"The girls, they walk by, dressed in their summer clothes. I have to turn my head until my darkness goes." - Rolling Stones.
"I laugh, I love, I hope, I try, I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things, too. So we're really not that different, me and you." - Collin Raye.
"You can win the fight, grab a piece of sky, you can break the rules, but before you try, you gotta love someone, you gotta love someone." - Elton John.

Who is the sexiest singer/band member you know?: Gal named Gina DeMayo I knew in high school, she plays in a band now.
What song moves you more than any other?: "Posession," by Sarah MacLachlan. "Take it to the Limit" by Eagles. "Faraway Reality" by Starlit Shadows (Gina's band. Yes, Christine, I will be recommending they read your novel). "Standing Outside the Fire" by Garth Brooks. "Unforgiven 2," by Metallica. "London Rain" by Heather Nova. "That's All" by Genesis. "It Must Have Been Love" by Roxette. And a few more I can't remember right now.
What bands do you hate?: Hanson, Sean Mullen, BareNaked Ladies, Puff Daddy, Creed, and Mindy McCreedy come most easily to mind.
What song makes you sick?: Just about anything by the above bands, with the exception of "It's All Been Done" by the BNLs. "Aida" by Sarah MacLachlan also works.
What music trend do you think should die?: None, they all have their values.
What music trend do you think will be big soon?: Don't know, I don't follow music trends that much.
What new band would you recommend to others?: I don't know, I don't know too many new bands that much. Except Gina's, and they've never really made it big. They just play here in Austin sometimes and my friends and I listen to them. They have too much other stuff going on in their lives to make a career out of just music.
If you could meet any artist who would it be?: Garth Brooks, Sarah MacLachlan, Heather Nova.
What song makes you want to dance?: Any of the ones listed above that move me, anything by Annie Lennox or Roxette.
What song/type of music makes you want to kill people?: Every time I hear Sean Mullen's "Rockabye" I get the urge to kill. A few other songs do it, but none as much as that.

SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
Are you a virgin?: Uh, no.
Are you in love, or have you ever been?: Oh yeah, I'm in love with Kitainia. And I have been with a few other girls, but it ain't never been so good as this.
What position do you enjoy most?: Whichever one gives both me and my partner the most pleasure. That changes frequently, so I guess it covers everything except being tied up. We both like using our hands too much for that.
Who is the one person you would rather spend more time with than anyone?: Kitainia.
Have you ever been in a relationship, and when you think back it makes you want to gag? No. I also choose to see it as a learning experience.
What is your fave part of the opposite/same sex?: Beauty is not all about one part, it's about several combining into a beautiful whole. But personality and eyes are the things I usually find prettiest in a woman, so I guess I'll say them.
What do you notice first about a person?: Their hair.
What turns you on?: Sorry, private!
What turns you off?: Also private.
Are you into any kink?(if so..describe): No, not that I'm aware with it.
Do you have odd fetishes?(bestiality, necrophilia, pedophilia ect..): No!
Who/what do you fantasize about?: This is also private.
Do you masterbate, if so what/who to or do you think about?:
Yes. That's all I'm gonna say.

DRUGS AND ALCOHOL
No, I don't do drugs. Nor do I drink alchohol. Or smoke. So most of the questions under here are NA.
Have you ever had a bad experience?: Oh yeah, everyone has.
If so, describe it: Which one? I've had a lot of bad experiences. All that have helped me build my character into what I am today.

OTHER
Who do you admire the most?: Male- Jesus, Martin Luther King, Gandhi, Han Solo, Brooklyn, Xanatos. Female- Kitainia, Sarah Connor, Hillary Clinton, Elisa Maza.
Do you like to wear shoes?: So-so.
When was the last time you kissed someone?: Hang on. <smooching sound> Two seconds ago. :)
What is the best feeling in the world?: Lying in the arms of the woman you love, with her lying in yours, knowing she loves you as much as you love her. And everything that goes with that moment of completion.
What is the worst feeling in the world?: The despair that some people will never learn anything simply because they're so stuck on themselves and their own world. :(
Do you believe in magic?: Yes.
Do you believe in vampires?: Yes.
What is the oddest thing about you?: The fact that I can read a book or play a videogame or watch TV or type something on computer or talk to someone while still doing one of the above other listed things, and still give both a lot of attention.
Who do you hate?: The Religious Right, terrorists, Ken Starr, Larry Flynt, my parents.
If you could do anything to this person, what would you do? Not going to say.
How do you feel about religion?: I think people must find their own belief system, nobody can tell them where to find their faith but them. And faith is something that's different for everyone, too, so that's why there are so many different religions. I believe in religious freedom for this reason. I think religion can be a good thing, it can help people a lot with emotions and all. But when people persecute others in any way because of religion, that's a bad thing. I hate it when they use religion like that.
Are you (the or an) antichrist?: I don't think I am. At least, I hope not.

**END OFFENSIVE MATERIAL**

Jewel: You're welcome.

Star Wars: I don't know if they're considered canon or not. But since we'll never see episodes 7, 8, and 9, I do consider them part of the Star Wars story. And whether they're canon or not doesn't matter, they're still great stories in their own right.

Okay, enough for tonight. Later.

**RP AGAIN**

The tape finishes by saying, "Oh, btw, this is because it took me ten tries to get an Internet connection today." Mr. Dis Connect looks horrified as the tape recorder explodes, killing him in a burst of heat and fire. The screen switches back on, revealing Doug and the others awakening. They decide to head on to the first of Bucharev's factories after breakfast. Meanwhile, a large convoy of military trucks, jeeps, and tanks arrives in Colorado Springs. The crew of it is Nazis straight out of the computer game Wolfenstein, although all have been Borgified. Their vehicles are also disguised as US military stuff out of Fort Carson. "They're here," Tracker says to General Fettsgheit in the lead tank. "I can smell that werewolf Jaden." "Good," Fatface (his name translated to English) says. "Let's find them." They continue driving into the city as the screen fades out. To be continued.

**RP OVER FOR NOW**
Doug - [frostfire@mail.utexas.edu]
Saturday, January 23, 1999 11:10:26 PM
IP: hil-c45-056-vty199.as.wcom.net

Hello,
I got a odd comment but does anyone know who Brittany Spears is ? She's a 16 year old singer with a hit song called "Baby , one more time" . And I was looking at a pic of Asrial and I noticed that Brittany and Asrial look alittle alike. Here's a pic I made of Asrial and Brittany.
Heather - [kheetor84@aol.com]
Saturday, January 23, 1999 10:55:47 PM
IP: 172-156-123.ipt.aol.com

**JIM'S SUPERBOWL PARTY **

Demona laughs in delight. "Fleur just killed the internet employee. How fun!" She turns to Kenny. "Now human, you're turn." She pulls out a friggin' huge laser rifle and aims it at Kenny the CR Lawyer.

**END JIM'S SUPERBOWL PARTY

Anyone recall a series called "Skeleton Warriors"? I just accidentally stumbled accross a 50 cent coloring book while at the book store today... It looked spiffy...

Sorow- I've seen that PandTB before. Good one.

Serentity- Actually, most people don't get upset about people using someone else's pic or text color. I defended my Rich Orange because it took me a week to find an original one, but really wouldn't have minded if someone else used it too... ANd no one claims pics except Dumlao, and a while back my lady fair apparently had dibs on the Una pic... But she converted to Brianna when I switched to Griff...

Gargs in space- As I undestand it according to the Ask Greg archives, stone sleep is biological, gargs will tranform every twelve hours regardless of if they have sunlight or not. Sunlight is a trigger, they may stay flesh or stone a few minutes longer without it, but not by much. Thats why they don't turn to stone every time they see a bright light.

Demona sleeping-According to Greg, she finds time to sleep when she needs it,(about once a day for a few hours average) whatever form she may be in. Its Shere Khan who doesn't sleep, though he does wear pajamas.

Chewbacca Defense- Trey Parker and Matt Stone (The guys who make South Park) are Trekkies, not Warsies. (I hate that term...) They apparently know a lot about Star Trek, (The entire Planetarium episode was ripped from an original Trek episode) whereas the futhest they go talking about Star Wars is Chewy. Give them some slack.

Calling Garlon Mickey- Worse... Going into "Hey Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind... Hey mickey! *clap clap*

$$$$$$$$ PARTY/RP STUFF $$$$$$$$$
Coyote- Hope you and Ravyn make it to the party...

You know, its weird that NO ONE asked about that comment about the monkees being loose earlier... Coyote brought it up, but then, he knew the point of it. Ah well...

**MORE JIM'S SUPERBOWL PARTY**
"Prepare to die lawyer!" Demona yells, ready to do her worst to a fellow immortal.
"What did I ever do to you?"
"You're a lawyer among other things."
"Oh. Fair enough." Kenny shuts his eyes and prepares to get hurt when suddenly Scratchy the CR shrink comes in running and screaming.
"ACK! THE MONKEES ARE LOOZE!"
"What are you talking about?" Demona asks quizically.
"Zee muzical gueztz, zey are here!" At that moment, a musical cord is struck, and a haunting but fun melody begins.
"Here we come... Walking down the street... Hey hey we're the monkees! And people say we monkey around!" By the time they get to the part about just trying to be friendly, Demona has lost all interest in Kenny, and stares at instead at Davy. The party's host, Jim Iza Noying looks at Demona, and knows. She's in love.
**END JIM'S SUPERBOWL PARTY!**
Robby - [MrNoying@aol.com]
Saturday, January 23, 1999 10:41:46 PM
IP: spider-wg021.proxy.aol.com

Sorry about the double post.
Airwalker
Brooklyn, NY
Saturday, January 23, 1999 10:10:37 PM
IP: 202.new-york-38-39rs.ny.dial-access.att.net

Demona and Sleep - I think that Demona could function without sleep. When she transforms at sunset, physically she is renewed as if she had spent the day in stone and when she becomes human I imagine that she is refreshed as if she had slept the whole night. I don't think that she needs sleep to rest, it's that she needs sleep to dream. Isn't dreaming an outlet for the subconsious and if you don't dream for a significant amount of time then you will eventually go crazy? So I guess she would spend three or four hours in her human form sleeping. (Why her human form? She hates being human although finds uses for it, so this way she gets her outlet to dream and doesn't have to waste any of her time as a gargoyle asleep.)
Airwalker
Brooklyn, NY
Saturday, January 23, 1999 10:08:58 PM
IP: 202.new-york-38-39rs.ny.dial-access.att.net

Demona and Sleep - I think that Demona could function without sleep. When she transforms at sunset, physically she is renewed as if she had spent the day in stone and when she becomes human I imagine that she is refreshed as if she had slept the whole night. I don't think that she needs sleep to rest, it's that she needs sleep to dream. Isn't dreaming an outlet for the subconsious and if you don't dream for a significant amount of time then you will eventually go crazy? So I guess she would spend three or four hours in her human form sleeping. (Why her human form? She hates being human although finds uses for it, so this way she gets her outlet to dream and doesn't have to waste any of her time as a gargoyle asleep.)
Airwalker
Brooklyn, NY
Saturday, January 23, 1999 10:07:08 PM
IP: 202.new-york-38-39rs.ny.dial-access.att.net

**RP!!**

**The screen lights up to reveal ... Coyote just coming to, in a holding cell. He's firmly secured and suspended between the floor and ceiling by a set of stocks. Standing guard over him are two of Preston's lieutenants ... who Coyote may recognize if her ever rouses fully.**

Uhhhh ... what happened?

<"Master Preston has you in custody, fat boy.">

Oh my God ... that voice is one I haven't heard in years ... ohhhh no ...

<"Yeah, it's us." "Now who's in any position to defend himself, huh?">

**Coyote is now cognizant enough to recognize these two as Peter and Kyle, two others of his enemies from his junior-high school days. Peter, though, speaks in a much higher voice than a normal male would.**

Heh heh heh ...

<"What're you laughing at?!">

I must've racked you good all those years ago.

<"Why you ..." "No, stop! Don't do it! Save him for the Master!" "Why should I, you ...">

**Peter and Kyle start a loud, profane argument in Japanese. Coyote can't help but laugh.**

<"YOU SICK BASTARD!!">

**Coyote's head snaps up at the sound of Ravyn's voice.**

Crud, I've got to get out of this!

**PAuSE RP!!**

Kitainia: Thanks for the wishes of buena suerte. Just today, I printed up the first script I have to read and review (a police actioner ... heh), and started work on my own screenplay. Kind of aggravating, however ... the script was 133 pages long, so I spent five hours printing it. Ack.

jILLybEAn: Oops ... sorry about that. Next year, I'll be sure to order a Vanilla Execution cake! ;)
18, huh? Welcome to quasi-legal status! (BTW, the way I refer to things, 18 is quasi-legal and 21 is fully legal.)

Christine: Get well soon!

Chris Hall: Oh, you're *definitely* Jackal's spiritual son ... September 27th? Ohh no ... my God, we share a birthday.

Fleur: Thanks for your sympathies. Just ordered one of the replacement parts I need for it ... just have to order the rest on Monday (the one I ordered was the fuel tank ... I still need the sending unit and replacement tank straps.).

James Birdsong: Ohh, don't sweat it. We don't mind typos, it happens to the besd of us. :)

Robby: "Hey hey, we're the Monkees ... and people say we monkey around ..." *L*

Serenity: Neither do I, so don't sweat it.

Demona sleeping: I agree with Entity, she doesn't necessarily *have* to, y'know. You could have an explanation like I made for Rosanna ... because stone sleep is a biological function, I would theorize that gargoyles have no natural sleep centers in their brains ... therefore, if they stay awake, they never shut off.

**RESUME RP!!**

**Coyote starts fiddling with the shackles. Kyle and Peter end their argument and turn their attentions to Coyote once again.**

You sickos, what is Preston doing to her?!

<"Ohh ... showing her exactly what he's going to do to you before he kills you.">

**Coyote growls**

<"He'll get some information from her, right?">

**Kyle nods** <"And exact some mental abuse on her ...">

<"Until she's a soulless hulk. And then ...">

**Both Kyle and Peter make a slashing motion across their necks. This sets Coyote off.**

Not ... on ... MY ... WATCH!!

**Having cut a blood vessel on his wrist, Coyote's able to wriggle h