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Steve Gooch-Your right it is you're, but what can I say except that I was tired and my brain was shutting down.

Well I'm heading to bed...Again. I have to get up at the crack of dawn to go guard a gate at an airport to make sure no one goes driving down the runway. I'm glad I don't have to do this every week. I just sit there for almost ten hours doing nothing, except read, listen to music, and play with my old game boy. And believe me you go through all of them very fast. I really need new games for that gameboy. Anybody know of any good games?

Remember that impossible is only a word that describes something no one has seen yet.
See ya later.
Jaden - [smokey1@silcom.com]
Los Alamos, CA, U.S.A.
Sunday, February 14, 1999 12:43:50 AM
IP: pm1-18.sma.silcom.com

Teletubbies- I was curious and watched it for about two minutes once. It consisted of "The wind blew and the kite flew. The wind stopped blowing, and the kite fell. The wind blew..." Over and over again. Ick...

Wilek- Gohan was drunk because he ate a certain fruit that had that effect, not because he drank. But later on in the series he grows up... As far as the guys from Hell having their shirt edited, well, thats kinda typical of the edits I've talked about in the past.

Deuce- Painting the house is NEVER fun.

Sylvia- Welcome!'

Ordell- Mulan is the flippin' best Disney animated flm they've made in years. I liked it more than Lion King, and I saw it over 50 times! DOn't judge a movie you haven't seen...

Valentines people- The song attached today is for all of ya lovebirds out there. That includes you Heather. And someone else I know who intends to make their feelings known today... Good luck to ya... But I don't think you'll need it.

**JIM'S VALENTINES DAY RP**

Elton John,Billy Joel, Michael Jackson, KISS, Weird Al, and the Monkees all stop bickering when they realize whatday it is, and they shape up because of it. They make a quick phone call, and before long, the remaining Beatles arrive. The large group nods at one another, and begins to do what they do best.

"All You Need Is Love" by the Beatles begins to play, and every couple in the joint comes together, despite the terrors being caused by the creature from the basement. Robby and Heather. Brooklyn and Demona. Coyote and Ravyn. Doug ad Kitainia if they're at the party. Kyryn and her betrothed. Anyone else I can name. Use your imaginations people, and enjoy the dance.
Robby - [MrNoying@aol.com]
Sunday, February 14, 1999 12:19:34 AM
IP: spider-wk063.proxy.aol.com

OH !@$#@^$#&$*^*^(*!!!! I'm sorry, but my post submitted before it was supposed to and I hadn't written my exit RP yet. Please forgive me for the RP-only post; it's a continuation of the last one. Again, I'm sorry.

**RESUME RP!**

[The team opens the door...to find a more disgusting, evil, and revolting creature than they could possibly imagine. It has the basic form of an enormous octopus, but with 12 tentacles, and its skin is covered in leering, demonic versions of Pokemon faces. It has a huge mouth full of sharp teeth, and it's covered in more of that acid mucus. Even worse...it's surrounded with eggs. It has lain eggs. It sees the team and roars, shaking the house. It then attacks, vomiting acid everywhere and flailing about with its tentacles. The battle is on...]

**END RP!**
Wilek
Saturday, February 13, 1999 11:32:08 PM
IP: tnt-2-240-56k.portsmouth.zoomnet.net

**RP! THIS ONE'S LONG; I APOLOGIZE.**

[Wilek's team is fighting the Thundercats, who have been possessed by the evil creature Legion. Wilek: "DM, where's that spell?" Dark Mage Wilek: "It's complex, it'll take a few minutes!" While DM's preparing the spell, the TCats and the team are at a complete stalemate that no one can win. Soon though, DMW begins chanting in an arcane language, and the blue glow leaves the eyes of the now dazed but rightminded and cleanmouthed Cats. Lion-O: "What...what happened?" Wilek apprises them and TRC of the situation, then they all set off to follow the trail of acid mucus that the creature left in its wake. Along the way, Wilek then gets out his cell phone..."Miriam? Yeah, it's me. This may be a bad time to bring this up, but I'm not sure we'll survive the next few minutes since we're going after Legion. I'm told some of Zale's goons might try to infiltrate the Dark Star. Tell Rho to cloak it and hyperspace it around the galaxy on a random course. No, we'll worry about that later. OK. Bye." By now they're near the trail's end, the mansion's attic. The Legion is just beyond the next door...]

**PAUSE RP!**

Ravyn, what's your e-mail address? I need to contact you about something. You can mail it to me if you like; I think you know my address. Thanks. ^_^ This doctor thought you might be pregnant when it was just the flu? Maybe he's on the wrong end of the CAT scanner...

<<And besides, they're much more interesting than landscapes. ~Coyote>> <<Though I personnaly prefer landscapes to any form of human artwork. ~TRC>> This is one of the funniest exchanges I've ever seen.

TRC> This guy was walking around ranting with a machete in his skull?! Makes you wonder just how normal the 'normal world' aka RL really is.

Robby> <<Gohan didn't start seeing things, he was DRUNK!>> Isn't Gohan a little kid? BTW, I discovered another edit in a recent ep. Some ogre-ish looking dudes were wearing shirts that had HFIL on the front. You *know* that was played with in a graphics lab somewhere before it got onto the screen.

Deuce> Ecch, if that hospital thing isn't a result of double standards, I don't know what is.

Coyote> Ack! I hope you weren't hurt!

The Teletubbies> I think I've said it before, but that was a long time ago: They are War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death.

Todd> Interesting dream. That *could* be a kewl crossover; too bad I have other plans...

Sylvia> Welcome! And don't worry, we won't garrote you and throw you in the recycling bin if you make a mistake. (And whoever's sneaking up behind her would do well to remember that. Yes, I'm talking to you, sneaking-up-person. Leave Sylvia alone. :P )

Lawrence> <<maybe different Clans around the world starting nameing themselves in different centuries>> That's probably the explanation.

kylynna> Ack you were kicked in the head by a horse?! MAN. Am I the only one in here who's never suffered massive, life-threatening injuries (outside of RP/fanfic anyhow)?

**RESUME RP!**
Wilek Nereus
Saturday, February 13, 1999 11:25:54 PM
IP: tnt-2-240-56k.portsmouth.zoomnet.net

Ironwolf- I dont care about your clones, i think of killing them as a major stress-releaver - were going over stress in health right now (gag choke fall to floor clutching throught)
Demona Taina- gee last time i was in the hospital i berly had to wait a few minuts and nobody joked at all, that probly has something to do with the fact that i was there 'caus i had been kicked by a horse. . . in the head!(ouch!)
it was about midnight, they numbed the gash(very scary, large, and bloody!) cleaned it, and gave me stiches, almost 30! it took almost 2 hours then they put me to bed after making sure i was warm, i already had an iv and had been given morphene(strong stuff) the next day, techniclyit was the naxt day, i had surgery, i had a triad fracture so they removed 2 fragments of bone and moved another back where it was supposed to be.they took a blood sample with a very nasty looking needle, oh, and i had my iv in my right arm on the inside of the elbow. i spent the next couple days in the hospital(for those wondering it was Harborview Medical)4-5 days in all. this happend 4 months ago on october 13, my older brothers 20 birthday (wonderfull present for him huh?)
I was 13 then, i turned forteen on november 21, i still have the scar, it goes from hlfway back under my left eyebrow and ends almost an inch from my eyebrow, during my entire hospital visit all sorts of doctors came to look at my wound, it was fairly unusual, My day nurse was a very cute guy named mark, my doctors and surgens were also extremely cute males, the only nice part obout the experience was them and the basket of ginger bear cookies i was given (the frosting was made to make the bears look like doctors and sugeons*lol*) i cant get my scar fixed until im out of puberty, but i probly wont fix it, its a great conversation starter *LOL*...beat that hospital experience, i dare you, plus i never lost conciucness except wen i was gassed for surgery, am i one tough girl/kid or what? (big smile) :):):)
kylynna
Saturday, February 13, 1999 09:58:08 PM
IP: ppp-206-191-150-40.emeraldnet.net

Sylvia> Welcome to the room. I'm the Official Sanity Checker. *takes her sanity* You won't see this again. My apologies. :-)
Deuce - [deuce@softhome.net]
City of Champions, Alberta, Canada
Saturday, February 13, 1999 09:17:50 PM
IP: pppa95.connect.ab.ca

Sylvia> Welcome to the comment room.

This is a question for TGS in The Sun And The Serpent parters. All of the Gargoyles in ancition Egypt have names, but I thought Gargoyles did not start nameing themselevs until around 1100 A.D. and 1200 A.D. or somewhere around that time maybe different Clans around the world starting nameing themselves in different centuries I would like to know?
Lawrence Stone - [st1@bright.net]
Chillicothe, Ohio, U.S.A.
Saturday, February 13, 1999 09:11:00 PM
IP: chil-ras1-1-cs-11.dial.bright.net

Hello peoples! How are you? I'm new here, as if you didn't know. If I mess up, don't yell and scream and do a huge fit just because I messed up- just tell me, I don't mind, OKAY!??! Now that thats settled, here is what I think of the new episode~
Too short for that amount of plots
I did like the stuff between Emrys and Corbie.
Too short
PS-no offence to the staff~
Talk to ya guys later!

Pheonix

Sylvia - [Sylsy@msn.com]
Colorado Springs, CO, USA
Saturday, February 13, 1999 08:53:56 PM
IP: 1cust54.tnt3.dfw5.da.uu.net

Coyote> I missed ya. :)

And it's kinda funny, I saw that very same doctor I had been talking about earlier in a store this morning, and very jokingly wondered if he'd come up to me and ask if I was pregnant. I can't believe he asked us all that, especially since it WAS flu season, and it's kinda funny how when we denied it, he gave us a little lecture on being "active," if ya know what I mean. ;) Weird little witch doctors...;)

**RP!**

**The screen flickers back on momentarily to show Ravyn answering Coyote's question.**

"Yeah, we'd better leave 'em alone." Rav nods. "How about continuing that walk? We'll see what's going on over on the other side of the mansion. Maybe that Green Ranger hasn't left yet..."

**Coyote smiles and nods, and the two continue on their stroll...**
Ravyn
Saturday, February 13, 1999 08:37:45 PM
IP: svm-ts3-22.c2i2.com

I had a rather strange dream last night, involving TGS. In it, Garlon was in the Gotham City of "Batman Beyond", working for Derek Powers as a spy and hired assassin. (Hmm.... I may have given somebody an idea for a crossover fanfic).
Todd Jensen - [merlyn@ninenet.com]
St. Louis, MO
Saturday, February 13, 1999 07:55:49 PM
IP: 208.19.239.149

**RP!!**

**The screen lights up to reveal ... Coyote and Ravyn approaching the football field, where it appears the game's ended a long time ago: the crowd there watching it has been replaced by a bunch of people flying kites.**

Boy, that was quick. Must not have been much of a game.

<"Look at that!">

**Coyote looks where Ravyn's pointing, seeing Susie and Lucy, the Siamese twins, flying a kite that looks a lot like a Pigeoto pokemon.**

Cool kite, girls!

<"Where's you find it?" "Who ever said it was a kite?">

**PAUSE RP!!**

RL Reason To Change Your Underwear: Well ... let's see ... last night I got home from a short trip to Ann Arbor at 2 AM, this tlateness not at all helped by the fact that I got lost in Pontiac ... twice ... and then hit an icy patch and jumped a curb on the home stretch. There was no damage to the car, but it felt like I'd just hit a brick wall. Soo ... that's why I didn't post last night, in case anybody missed me. :)

Jackal: Hmm ... strange thing to be proud of ... good luck!

Aris: Glad to hear you survived finals. :)

Selanit: Very heartbreaking story. But I liked it.

Deuce: Had to have Graeme fall in love. His sister was already taken, I didn't want to pair up one sibling and leave the other one lonely.

Demona Taina: All that, and they didn't figure out what was wrong with you? Gawd, that's the problem with the medical system today, I tell ya.
Fortunately enough, most of the hospital care I've ever needed has come from military hospitals (one of the only advantage to having both parents in the service). They tend to be more efficient than civilian hospitals ... if you're left waiting for three hours in a civilian hospital, the military one'll only leave you waiting for two and a half.

Ravyn: Thank you. :) Hmm .... very suspicious doctor there. I mean it should be obvious, it's flu season after all (well, duh!). :)

Kitainia: It will depend on how fast I can get the replacement scanner, otherwise I'll have to pony up the funds to have them scanned at Kinko's. I also need to set up that old computer upstairs and print up the character descriptions. Give me time, it'll get done.

Bad guys: The best characters, from a writing standpoint, are the ones who believe in their cause to be right, no matter how evil. Even those who are under mind control ... earler in my cycle I had a lot of fun writing scenes with Angela, while she was under the influence of the Obedient Child Spell. I also enjoy, to a point, writing scenes with Samson under the same spell.

Wilek: Yes, thank you for the compliment. But some others of mine ... if you think I'm a good artist, remind me to never show you pictures of a villain I created for my cybercomic (put bluntly: picture the Punisher with the same amount of muscles, a giant left glove, a serrated-edge dagger ... and female.).

Ordell: I believe you may be under a misconception created by a line in the film that appeared infrequently in advertising. "Mulan" is not solely about cross-dressing; it's about a woman who proves, beyond a doubt, that anything that any man can do, a woman can do equally as well ... or sometimes better, in the case of Mulan's tactical skills.

Jaden: Yes, I can. It's an Irish blessing, actually.

Jewel: That sounds interesting, a Renaissance choir. What kind of repertoire do you folks have?
As far as the Teletubbies go ... I'm completely convinced they were created by someone suffering from a bad trip on the brown acid.

**RESUME RP!!**

<"Hey, that's cruel!!">

**Ravyn jumps up to where the twins are holding on to a lead, which, when viewed to the source, is revealed to be a leash on the Pigeoto.**

Let it go, girls.

<"But ..." "No buts. Besides, its owner might be coming for it at any time.">

**Just then, three kids and another Pikachu approach the conversation. The smaller of the boys, wearing a vest and a ballcap, is screaming at the group.**

<"GIVE ME BACK PIGEOTO!!">

**Susie and Lucy drop the leash, jogging away from the advancing trainers. They come up on where Pigeoto has landed, at the feet of Coyote and Ravyn.**

How did they get their hands on it, anyway?

<"He flew away on me earlier. I thought he was inside dancing with the rest of them, but I think those girls found him first." "Maybe the leash isn't such a bad idea, then ...">

**The suggestion by the female trainer ignites an argument.**

<" ... can control them ..." "... still owe me a bike ...">

Oh-kay, then, I think we should leave them alone. What do you think?

**The screen winks off before Ravyn can give a reply.**
Coyote the Bando - [1134@i-is.com]
Algonac, Michigan
Saturday, February 13, 1999 06:36:47 PM
IP: 207.91.254.41

Darn, haven’t posted in ages here. Umm… suffice to say I loved the new TD. Hopefully I’ll get a chance to post a bit more tomorrow :)
ED
Saturday, February 13, 1999 05:55:30 PM
IP: p11-hobby-gui.tch.virgin.net

** Deuce enters, wearing the really dorky painter's cap again. **

Oooh... get to paint the house AGAIN today. This is starting to bug me: two Saturdays in a row wasted. :-P

Hospitals> Y'all are lucky you don't live in Alberta. My aunt has a mastectomy(sp?) and was discharged TWO DAYS LATER. Whereas our premier, Uncle Ralphie Klein, gets drunk and falls in his hottub, breaks his ribs, and stays in the hospital for a week. I want to bomb the Legislature.

Argent> Most definitely the one who THINKS they're doing good, and that the good guys are evil.

SG-1> Canada, already three months behind the States in episode release, has been without fresh Stargate for FIVE WEEKS. Next week is the Voyager movie, so that'll be six. I'm really feeling homicidal now.

** leaves, probably to rip up more baseboards. That should help my violent tendencies. **
Deuce - [deuce@softhome.net]
City of Champions, Alberta, Canada
Saturday, February 13, 1999 04:33:05 PM
IP: pppa116.connect.ab.ca

Quick Shameless Plug- My new fic "The Blackout" is now up at GFW. So all you who are worried about Goliath and the clan, go read and enjoy! Then please send me feedback. In the meantime, I have to go grocery shopping. :)

Traveler: $ Okay, Kitainia's and my RP parts are on hold until you do whatever it is to Gubio. Hope it doesn't upset our plans too much, and that you do it quick. $ Also, come on and send me the "Captives" feedback e-mail, you promised, you procrastinator! (Sorry, long and eager waiting for promised five-star feedback always gets me like this.) And if you want to see dragons, check out my new fic. I think it has a couple. Later!
Doug Elder - [frostfire@mail.utexas.edu]
Saturday, February 13, 1999 03:54:47 PM
IP: hil-c45-074-vty228.as.wcom.net

Pegasia > Thank you ! ** turns to Ordell ** Don't diss this movie .
Heather - [kheetor84@aol.com]
Saturday, February 13, 1999 03:03:30 PM
IP: 173-96-232.ipt.aol.com

Hello! It's me again, the darkness your old friend. Alright here's the deal, I've got a nice trademark really long post almost ready. But the room is pretty full right now, and we're less than a day away from a new ep. of Gargoyles/Pendragon. So should I post it before or immeditally after the room wipe?

>Doug and Kitainia- Please hold off on using Gubio in the RP. I have a little surprise in store for him in my post.>:>
Traveler - [traveler45@usa.net]
Saturday, February 13, 1999 03:01:52 PM
IP: 173-101-139.ipt.aol.com

Sorry for the double post, but I came across the website.
http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/~palindrome/comedy/tubby.htm (or click on my name) This is for you teletubby haters out there. I love British humor...

Speaking of teletubbies, I agree with SJ. There is something just inherently not right about them. I watched one episode and was freaked. <shudder> Barney may have horrified me, but Teletubbies are just scary.

jewel - [jfaulkne@brynmawr.edu]
Saturday, February 13, 1999 03:01:37 PM
IP: pemw-84.brynmawr.edu

Hi all!!

I haven't got much to add.

Kitainia & Wilek: You are more than welcome to pinch the idea. however, my players didn't like the encounter for some reason. It may have to do with the sudden realisation that just because the mage has a ring of flight, that doesn't mean he's capable of hand-to-hand combat with a gargoyle who's bigger than him. Or that a crossbow 3 is not fireproof. But they Wised up quickly. It only took 3 more consecutive defeats before they decided that trying to fight Jezebel and The Star's Get was a losing propostion...

goodnight all!!!
Jonathan
NEW ZEALAND Saturday, February 13, 1999 02:26:07 PM
IP: wh17-11.wave.co.nz

Ordell> You are making what sounds like a very harsh judgement on a movie you've never seen. Seems unfair to me. Anyway, Mulan is not "about" cross-dressing. It has cross-dressing, but that is not the "theme" nor "purpose" nor anything else. It exists because it existed in the original ancient Chinese poem from which the cartoon was drawn. Mulan is a young woman whose father is drafted by the Chinese army to do battle. He is too old to go, but if he doesn't, his family will be shamed (you have to understand Chinese culture to understand this psychology). So to save her father's honor, Mulan cuts her hair and takes her father's place in the army. She has to dress as a boy because girls are forbidden to fight. This is not something she does for pleasure, and it's not something she did before she joined the army. There are also characters who cross-dress at the end of the movie; Disney does rack in the jokes about gender lines. But that's not the heart of the movie. The heart is Mulan strugglling to do something she has never done before for the sake of her family. If you don't like cross-dressers, that's no reason to avoid this movie. If you want a better reason not to see it, I'll give you one: the ending is anti-climactic and wholly unrealistic. Eh, see it anyway. Overall, it's okay.
Pegasia - [pegasia@aol.com]
USASaturday, February 13, 1999 02:16:51 PM
IP: spider-wo052.proxy.aol.com

Timedancer?> I assume the talk about kids moving through time refers to the Timedancer fanfiction. I haven't read it so I'm not familiar with the subject, but I can comment anyway. If Brooklyn raised his kids timedancing, that would not be like a military upbringing -- it would be worse. The military will station you in one place for a couple years minimum and you have society to interact with. Timedancer kids would move far more constantly and they would be allowed to interact with other creatures very little, since that would alter history. The consequences would be gargoyles who were completely alienated from their own race, who were socially incompetent, and who developed inadquedate opinions of life, communication with other creatures, and love. A family that is that insulated and that uprooted would quickly become very dysfunctional and would stay that way.
Pegasia - [pegasia@aol.com]
USASaturday, February 13, 1999 02:08:55 PM
IP: spider-wo052.proxy.aol.com

Arg. Just got back from Renaissance Choir. We have a concert tomorrow, and had a 3 hour rehearsal. My throat is dead. The director, Ted, is a sweet old man, but I swear to God, I'm going to kill him. Because I have a three octave range, he has me sing everything from tenor II to soprano I. Which is fine. Provided I not go straight from singing tenor to soprano back to tenor, because the register shifts are hell. Despite my telling him repeatedly that this is killing my throat and I can't do it, he still does. Today I went from tenor to soprano to tenor to soprano all in a row. And then we did three songs in a row where I sing alto. Had he put the alto songs in between, I would have been OK. Instead, my voice crashed and burned, especially since I only got 3 hours of sleep last night. I love Ted, really I do, but I'm gonna hurt the old man if he keeps ignoring me about this, because I *know* I'm doing damage to my voice like this. My voice teacher has told me repeatedly that I have to put my foot down because it's not good for me. I do put my foot down. Ted says "OK" and then forgets.

Ordell: Umm, are you serious? About Mulan? Or are you just being sarcastic?

Demona Tania: I hate hopsitals, too. I've been into them too many times (I've have X-rays, EKG, electrocardiograms, and MRI's). Evil, evil, evils places. Doctors are also evil. And psychologists/councillors (For any of you who read my fanfic, Chrsitian's little visit to the shrink was based on a visit I, in sheer desperation, took to see one last semester when I had a nervous breakdown.) But hospitals are the worse...next, of course, to doctors who are a little *too* unhappy that they can't operate on you.

SJ: Brad Pitt would make a kick-@ss Gambit. I had never thought of him for it, but he would be perfect.

jewel - [jfaulkne@brynmawr.edu]
Saturday, February 13, 1999 01:50:31 PM
IP: pemw-84.brynmawr.edu

hi, i'm gonna be gone for a week, which means i (probably) won't post...
haven't posted for a while, been using my spare computer time to bang my head on the keyboard and stare blankly at the screen (this process is technically known as writing fanfiction).

The Hawk and Crow: aww, how sweet, Emrys has a love interest. *trying to think of ppl who don't have a love interest* Owen and Puck, and of course a bunch of those Unseelie losers. (no offense, cool characters, but they're EVIIIIL so i call them losers). Hm.

Kylynna: So, you posted. lucky you. learn how to spell, girl-friend! you said that gargoyle is cute...well, i don't kno if i could think of any gargoyle as cute...and about the fanfiction thing, i don't kno if i can do it after all. there are already a bunch of betrayals and evil sadistic insane ppl running around like chickens with their heads cut off. i don't want it to get any more confusing. mebbe over the vacation i can think of something.

Werewolves vs. Vampires: WEREWOLVES FOREVER!!!!! THE GLASS WALKERS SHALL TRIUMPH!!!!!!!!! *cough* my vote is for werewolves. because they (ok, most of them) serve the good, Gaia, and not the baad. and, they're ALIVE. ;)

ok, bye all!
Princess Estra - [avalonprincess@hotmail.com]
Seattle, Washington, sure beats raisin' cattle
Saturday, February 13, 1999 01:34:38 PM
IP: spider-tl034.proxy.aol.com

Lexy- The strength of Macbeth and Demona's immortality is unkown. We know they can survive a sword through the gut, but we don't know what would happen if their heads were cut off, or if they were to be suddenly crushed by several tons of burning roller coaster. Its very plausible that some massive injuries will finish them off, spell or no, its just never been tested. And besides, in the heat of the moment, it would be very easy for Thailog to forget that fact anyhow.

Greg's versions of the kids... I dunno. I'm betting that Tachi would have been trained to be very tightlipped about what to do when she got to Manhattan, circa 1996.

And as far as the kids missing who they grew up with- Who's to say they didn't spend 18 years timedancing, with like, six months in the future? I imagine for them it would be the equivilent of having a dad in the military, never having time to settle down too much in one place and always moving...

**DRAGONBALL Z SPOILERS**

Ordell- For one thing, Dead Zone was a bad dub. It was missing several minutes of footage and phrases... (For instance, Gohan didn't start seeing things, he was DRUNK!) But it was one of the first two movies they did, and the staff was still trying to figure out how to fit a story into a 45 minute period. (Yes, they had done 22 minute episodes, but those were part of 8 hour sagas) They got real good at this by the 5th and 6th movies, (The battles with Freeza's older and more powerful brother Cooler) and they created the best fight ever made in Movie 8, where they face the legendary super saiyan Broli... Look around for some fandubs to try and find those movies. They are SO worth it.
Robby
Saturday, February 13, 1999 12:34:26 PM
IP: spider-th022.proxy.aol.com

Sorry, for the second time but I've forgotten to add my name.
Gabriel - [Gabriel.Silvermoon@t-online.de]
Saturday, February 13, 1999 11:52:00 AM
IP: ics3f.l.srv.t-online.de

Dumloa X: I've nearly finished a pic out of Daylight and I think it could be used on your quote-page. If you would send the address to me I would send pic and quote back.
Sevarius: What about a Lord-of-the-Rings- triology? I am a fan of it and i really would like to know about this.

Ciao, till next week because I go skiing now. Have a funny week all around there.
Anonymous
Saturday, February 13, 1999 11:50:02 AM
IP: ics2f.l.srv.t-online.de

umm..a certain someone forgot to mention something about carebears...*RUNS out of the room with the horrible realization that this _will_ get her killed*
someone whos gonna get killed:P
Saturday, February 13, 1999 04:42:34 AM
IP: d083.hnet.net

Demona< now i know why you havn't replied to my email...im so sorry:(

*thinks* ya..i do remember that 'who' skit from 'Animaniacts'..funny! *L*

I had a profound..well sorta profound thought a day or so ago..remember in "The Reckoning" (the ep where the clones were made) ok..well tword the end of that ep Demona and Thailog are struggling on top of the burning rollor coaster tracks. Well, then Thailog says to Demona, "Do you wish to perish!?" and she replies.."my vengence is all you've left me with"..well anyway the point is they met in the ep "Santuary" (demona had just arrived in Paris after the Avalon battle and she was under the W. sisters spell..didn't remember what had happened..) well Thailog met her and got that whole, 'lets kill Macbeth and run off with his cash' plan.. Later he was told by Goliath and Elisa that Demona and Macbeths magicall link ment that if he bought it so would she. SO why did he say to her, "Do you wish to perish when he knew full well that she would not?:) I think of stuff like this when im supposed to be concentrating at work:) well...do ya think it was a mistake in the writting of the ep..or was Thailog just being dumb at the time:P hmm...mabey both?

*nuther profound thought from the mind that brought you, "Thailog...brain fart or not??"

OK. Now if we go with Gregs plan for TD. Which would make Tachi (aka Ariana) 6 or 3 in human years. Then how do YOU think Brooklyn and Katana (aka Sata) would have kept the lil girl shut about the future?? She would have grown up in the year 2158. So how do you cover up when she says.."Daddy, wheres my buddy 'blank'"..or Mommy can i watch my fave video" "um...well ah..see we dont have it..dear..it hasn't been invented yet":) ya right! how do ya reason with a three year old!?
Just wanted to know what your thoughts were on this.....

LAST Q I PROMISE!

not really a question i guess..just wanted to hear from others..know has really ever brought up anything about Nashville (aka Grime) ok..he is 28..or 14 in human years. SO imagine this if it were to happen to YOU when you were this age. All of a sudden, after YEARS of surching..u end up in a time where..its not the right year..but it _is_ your Dads home..in the future. You grow up there..you make friends with the clans children (Broadways and Lexs grandkids would have been his playmates) then puff! You make it to your Dads correct home AND year..and so now you will stay there..FOREVER. Your friends..you will never see again..you will die before they are born. As you look around..there is knowone your age or even close....man..i feel so bad for him:( and at that age too.
WELL any thoughts??? please give um!

*waves to everyone* BYE!!
Lexy - [lex@hnet.net]
suckyville aka west bend, WI, USA
Saturday, February 13, 1999 04:30:59 AM
IP: d083.hnet.net

Hey all,

[Yawn] Quick post, then sleep.

Jaden > <May you be in Heaven fifteen minutes before the devil knows you there.> Isn't that an Irish proverb? And isn't it "know *you're* there?"

[yawn] Sleep beckons.

Later all.
Steve Gooch - [stg6@cornell.edu]
Ithaca, NY
Saturday, February 13, 1999 03:45:41 AM
IP: stg6.resnet.cornell.edu

Geez, I'm like almost asleep here.

Imagine this- Can anyone here imagine someone saying this to you? "May you be in Heaven fifteen minutes before the devil knows you there."

X-man-I like Storms power to control the weather.

Nude Art-I really don't see the problem. Some people see it as porn, but it seems more like a way for a person to express him/herself.

Blade movie-I liked it, bought the sound track as soon as it came out.

DumlaoX-That's a great idea, now if I could only draw.
Robby-I can just imagine a good picture for that. The two kids arguing, Brooklyn with a hand slapped against his face and Sata has her arms crossed with an amused look on her face.

Has anyone heard about a movie called Prince Valiant?

Well I'm going to sleep. See ya later!
Jaden - [smokey1@silcom.com]
Los Alamos, CA, U.S.A.
Saturday, February 13, 1999 02:34:44 AM
IP: pm1-16.sma.silcom.com

CHRISTINE >> "fornit some fornis" --> stephan King, right? "ballad of the flexable bullet" or something like that?
Giddy
Saturday, February 13, 1999 02:28:04 AM
IP: ctrts1-3.mrs.umn.edu

****SG-1 Spoliers****
TRC > I don't think they'll keep Apophis dead. There is always the sarcophigus, like the guyy from the Tok'ra was saying. I loved the episode that came on a few weeks ago called "The Fifth Race," and that will probably be canon for most of the episodes next season.

About Mulan > I refuse to see it. I'm sure that I'm not 100 percent correct, but I feel that (just from seeing the previews) that it about cross-dressing. I know there are other things in there, but it's about cross-dressing. People at Disney have become money-hungry Communists. Gargoyles was probably the last good thing they ever will put out.

Did anyone see Dragonball Z: Deadzone this afternoon? The World's Strongest (which they showed last week) as better, in my opinion.

I must be off. Party time.......
Ordell - [awaltrip@cableone.net]
Saturday, February 13, 1999 12:06:09 AM
IP: ppp-76.ode.cableone.net

**PARTY RP**
TRC is still looking around the mansion , with considerably more caution after the last incident with the shoddy repair job . He is heading down into the basement when something flies past him at breakneck speed , throwing him off of his feet . He reflexively puts up a shield to absorb the impact of the wall . It's not enough however as he is still fairly stunned and with horror he realizes that the slime on his shield looks like it might actually be eating through it . He slumps to the floor in a heap and shakes his head to try and get his senses back . In this time he makes his post .
**PAUSE RP**

DumlaoX : You'r not going to believe this but I finished a pic. today that would have done pretty well . At least in my opinion it would have . It was a half decent pic of the head and upper shoulders of Goliath with a crescent moon behind him , I drew his eyes aglow but I could change that .
I was thinking It might be appropriate for the "Cast your spell , one more time ." scene , would that be appropriate or would I have to draw in the magus and Princess Katharine too .

Doug : I got the stories , thaks for sending them , I'll give you a review as soon as I finish them . (NB- That may take a while as I am actually pretty busy on the weekends .)

Wilek : I would'nt worry too much about that art form if I were you . Mind you I could be wrong . But that is an integral part of drawing the human anatomy . Though I personnaly prefer landscapes to any form of human artwork .

Selanit : What you said was not corny , more a good example of the type of people we have to deal with every day of our lives . If some other form of intelligence asked us what type of people there are , I'd tell them that story .

Airwalker : I do'nt know about any websites , but there are several good books you can bye . The problem in making your selection is finding one that does not just show you these people's drawings , but actually gives advice on techniques . When I started drawing , I , like most people , was not very good , but I found that I enjoyed it so much I just kept drawing , eventually I just got better and better and I can now pass as a halfway decent artist . Once you bear a love for your work , and keep practicing you can go all the way , I also recommend that you try copying art style that you like , maybe from a certain comics , get a feel for the style , and then branch out on your own . A sort of cut and paste technique . Good luck .

Demona Taina : I know the frustration and the rage that you feel . Once down here , a guy broke a couple of bones and suffered from various other painful injuries and then he saw another guy walking up and down the halls , badly cut all over his body , the guy was actually pacing the hall swearing that he was going to kill the guy who had done it to him . Apparently someone had chopped him up with a machette , and he just walked to te hospital and the doctors seemed to pay little attention to him . What's that !! not too bad you say , well here's the clincher . THE MACHETTE WAS STILL IMBEDDED IN HIS SKULL !!!! The guy with the broken bones had some sense however , he insisted that they let him get out of the room and treat the other man . Now THAT is total ^*&#'ries .

Heather : I agree with your assesment of Mulan , that was the funniest scene in the whole movie IMHO .

Ayone who enjoys a good romantic comedy : I recommend that you all watch "Overnight Delivery" it has one of the best lines at the end and a pretty good script . It's become one of my favourites and I urge you to try it if you have'nt already .

*sniff* Bye bye Brimstone .

Anyone in here caught SG-1 .
--SEMI-SG1-SPOILER --
YES , he's DEAD!!!!! .
--END SEMI-SPOILER--

Xena : That is the strangest thing that I have heard in a loooong time .

**RESUME RP**
TRC gets back up and hear's the screams of several people back in the main hall . Deciding that he is no where near powerful enough to deal with it on his own , he runs down into the basement , bouncing off the walls as he is still unsteady on his feet from the blow , though being VERY careful not to step in the mucus . He finally reaches the bottom only to find a rather Bizarre scene . He walks over to Wilek , Ironwolf , the dragons , and the Ghost Busters . "TRC:Care to let me know what the heck that was ."
The Rolling Calf - [aliscke@jamweb.net]
Kingston, Jamaica
Friday, February 12, 1999 11:53:29 PM
IP: 208.11.41.224

Heather- I didn't comment on your post because I was IMing you at the time and talking about it anyway, I didn't see the point. Sorry about that m'lady.
Robby
Friday, February 12, 1999 11:39:14 PM
IP: spider-wj052.proxy.aol.com

Heather> My dumb little brain forgot this last time: GREAT Rosanna pic! :D
Wilek
Friday, February 12, 1999 11:29:45 PM
IP: tnt-3-18-56k.portsmouth.zoomnet.net

Geez , only one person replied to my post. Man , I must be boring then about spoilers.
Heather - [kheetor84@aol.com]
Friday, February 12, 1999 11:21:34 PM
IP: 208-202-4.ipt.aol.com

No Robby I am not insane. I was responding to someone's elses message who mentoned the Water Buffolo and seals. I don't understand why he did either which is why I was asking about it.
James Birdsong - [LennexMacDuff@hotmail.com]
San Diego, CA, USA
Friday, February 12, 1999 10:54:40 PM
IP: dt043n9c.san.rr.com

**SOMEWHAT LONG RP!**

[At the party, Jason's chatting with the Thundercats, who are watching the critter hatch from its coccoon while the team tries to freeze it. Jason: "So why are you guys cussing so much lately?" At this point, the TCats begin speaking in an alternating-sentence fashion, like the Weird Sisters, so I won't bother keeping track of who speaks. "It is the will of the Legion. Our souls must be made impure for Its service--or perhaps Her service, since we now know Her gender." Jason: "What the..." TCats: "The Legion subdued the insipid <censored> minds that once controlled these powerful bodies, so that Her will could prevail, and She could have powerful protectors to guard Her birth. We must now fulfill our duty..." Jason now realizes that the Legion is the thing in the coccoon, as the 'Cats proceed to attack the team.] Sorry, but the whole cussing Thundercats thing was weirding me out, and I had to rationalize it somehow or risk cranial implosion.

**PAUSE RP!**

Coyote> <<sometimes I suffer from Rob Liefeld syndrome ... huge-chested, tiny-waisted, huge-thighed, microscopic-footed characters>> Well, you did well enough with me and Miriam. ^_^

Blue Caeru> <<You're supposed to use the existing ongoing stories?>> Well, you can if you like, but I'm not sure it's absolutely necessary. And that portrayal of your life...that's why the CR exists, because it's better than RL. ^_^

Kylianna> Generally, we refrain from killing each other here. The Lawyer, Mr. Disconnect, annoying media personalities, and idiots from our respective RL's are fair game, but not each other.

Jackal> Eh...you're proud of an AIDS test? Hoo boy...

Selanit> Whoever wrote that post created an absolute masterpiece. They should write fanfic.

Demona Taina> Ack. My sympathies. I hope your stomach problems were nothing serious. I've never stayed in a hospital, at least not as a patient, and after reading that, I don't think I ever will.

Happy birthday Alison! :D

Jonathan> <<the gargoyles flooded the foundry floor with 6 inches of molten iron and trapped the flight-impaired pc's on top of anvils and such>> I have GOT to work that into a fic someday.

Argent> <<Which makes a better bad guy/ girl: one who thinks they're what they're doing is right, or one that KNOWS they're evil. (and usually enjoys it...)>> Well, the former is more realistic, but the latter is a lot more fun to write for and watch and read about and such.

Airwalker> Hear here, I'd love to learn to draw so I won't have to pester ppl for commissions. ^_^ At the moment, the best I can do is dig up an emulated copy of WWF Warzone and get a screenshot of something I make with its character generator. (Which might be a viable option, if that game's generator is as versatile as I've heard...)

**RESUME SOMEWHAT LONG RP!**

[Wilek: "What the--" The Thundercats knock Jewel*D out from in front of the Legion's coccoon, effectively knocking the wind out of her and shutting down her ice breath, and then attack the rest of the team. By now, the possessed TCats' eyes are glowing an evil blue, a side effect of their possession. Jason: "Guys! Don't hurt the Cats, they don't know what they're doing!" Dark Mage Wilek: "I have a spell that can help, but it'll take a few minutes--oh, no! Look!" Everyone turns to see the Legion's coccoon empty, and a trail of acid mucus leading out of the basement. Egon: "We have to find out where it went!" Alucard: "But first we must return these warriors to their right minds!" There are plans regarding what the Legion looks like and where she's headed, so don't disrupt please. Thanks. :)]

**END RP!**
Wilek Nereus
Friday, February 12, 1999 10:47:10 PM
IP: tnt-3-18-56k.portsmouth.zoomnet.net

Selanit- Your evil twin had a very nice post, not corny at all. It said quite a bit and was one of the more interesting non-insane posts we've had for a while.

Taina-Thats the way hospitals work. Make you wait for three hours so you think the doctors are impiortant people who are busy. I've finished full novels in one hospital visit several times.

SJ- I don't give a flip about the Wonder Twins either. I'm glad you killed them. Just pointing out the inconsistency, thats all. If I hadn't, I might have asked why you didn't kill Marvin, Wendy, and Wonderdog as well. In fact, kill them soon. Kill Space Ghost's sidekicks Jan, Jace, and Blip the Monkey while you're at it. Hmm, Hanna Barbara had a formula didn't they? Two dopey sidekicks and an animal... That almost applies to the Herculoids too!

Blue- I remember the George Went and beans bit very well. But even more fun, the SKippy and Slappy Woodstock bit...
"Who's on stage?" "Who." "The guys on stage." "Who." "The band." "Who's on stage?" "Thats what I'm asking you!" And that scene played for 4 minutes and 38 seconds. It gets real fun once its repeated for that long...

Ravyn- Glad you're enjoying the songs! They're mostly there to enhance my RP bits, but I may keep throwing random stuff on even after the party ends.

What makes a better bad guy- Well, since villains come in endless variety, simply asking if they think they're doing the right thing, or if they're pure evil is too broad. Usually when a villain is pure evil for no reason, its because of bad writing, but can produce some really nifty characters. If they think they're doing the right thing they can be far more interesting. If they know they're doing the wrong thing, but they're doing it for certain reasons, also good. Then there's to Joker type, who I'm not certain about...

Survey- I know we've covered favorite Gargoyle moments before, but what about favorite Batman: TAS moments? Mine would go to the first Christmas episode where Joker's entire scheme amounts to a pie in Bat's face, most of the episode Tyger Tiger, and when Robin slugs Batman in a very recent one... Anyone else?

**JIM'S PARTY**

While trying to ignore the sudden surge of Sesame Street and Muppet characters, Jim greets Charlie Brown, Snoopy, and Lucy who had apparently yanked the ball away from Charlie brown just before he kicked it, causing it to crash into the mansion. (Who knows how it got through the forcefield.)

Elsewhere, several dragons are meeting. Draco and Puff run into Mushu, and the big fluffy puppydog dragon from the Neverending story. (Was his name Falcor?) Gilligan from Gilligan's island approaches them, and fun ensues.

At about that point, Burt Ward realizes Adam West has run off, getting himself into trouble with the thing in the basement. So he makes a phonecall to get some REAL help to arrive. (He'll be here by next post. Click the name to figure out who...)

Meanwhile,IN the basement, everything is being done to stop the creature from coming out, when Lion-O realizes something. "What the @#$&? Its a female!"
Robby - [MrNoying@aol.com]
Friday, February 12, 1999 10:13:09 PM
IP: spider-wg051.proxy.aol.com

DumlaoX - The Quotes idea is a good one. I would love to send something in, but all my drawings never come out to be anything more than really bad stick figures.

I would like to improve my drawing skills though because I like this idea and I would like to eventually contribute something.

Can you (or anyone here) tell me where I can find a web site that will tell me how I can improve my drawing skills?
Airwalker
Brooklyn, NY
Friday, February 12, 1999 09:31:28 PM
IP: 115.new-york-38-39rs.ny.dial-access.att.net

Yeah, I hate you too, you stupid computer. Sorry about that last post!

BLUE CAREU>$ I know what to get you roomie's boyfriend, and how to get rid of the survey lady!$ (HINT: If you got the idea from 'Animaniacs', you'll know what I'm talking about...)
SEVARIUS JR.>$ Lion-O had better watch his language with Jewel*D in earshot!$
DUMALOX> Could you send me a copy of the snail-mail address? Also: Do you want original work, or are copies okay?

Question> Which makes a better bad guy/ girl: one who thinks they're what they're doing is right, or one that KNOWS they're evil. (and usually enjoys it...)

Gotta Jet!
(Seven months 'till the new 'Dark Ages' eps. come out)
Argent - [taps@frognet.net]
Ohio, USA
Friday, February 12, 1999 09:11:56 PM
IP: dyn051-nas01.marietta.frognet.net

Robby: Hey, don't walk on my joke, man! ;) Seriously, like I care which Wonder Twin could do which. I killed them off--that should show you just how much love I have for them. :-p

Brimstone: I hope you guys like tonight's episode--It will most likely be the last one (unless WB grabs a hold of it. I mean, they really should. My local WB affiliate airs Nightman. NIGHTMAN. If that crappy show can get airtime, so can the much superior Brimstone).

TECH HELP: Thanks, everyone. See, I was in a bind, and you guys helped me out! I'm proud to say that today I downloaded Netscape 4.5 (it only took an hour to do so), and this very night I was working my literary magic on Composer.

However, the wacky weather here in the nation's capital (must be the acquittal screwin' things up) caused the power to go out, not once, not twice, but thrice. So,
HERE COME'S A DIS CONNECT DEATH!!!!!!!!!

****WARNING: Mr. DC's GONNA DIE******
Sevarius Jr. walks up to Mr. Dis Connect. "Hey."
"Hey."
"Could you hold this?" SJ hands DC a large side of beef.
"Um....Sure, I guess."
"Okay, thanks. I'm gonna stand over there."
Suddenly, a large pack of wolves storm the Comment Room, followed by a pride of lions, and several wandering bears. Not wanting to be left out of the action, the CR gators trot over. They all smell one thing--Meat. More specifically, the meat in DC's hands.
"Ohhhhhhhh crap."
I won't go into details here folks. Let's just say that he was divided up equally between the four sets of remarkably civil beasts, and they're digesting them comfortably right now. Except for his head, for I will now be using his bleached skull as a coffee cup. Have a nice day!
*****JOKE'S OVER, HE'S DEAD NOW.*****
Sevarius Jr. - [bpoole@mailexcite.com]
Friday, February 12, 1999 08:51:04 PM
IP: 207-172-142-72.s72.tnt21.brd.erols.com

**RP STUFF**

At the secret base, Thailog, Guod, Jerec, and Asil are holding a meeting. Admiral Nipon is currently addressing them via the viewscreen. "My fleet of twelve Star Destroyers, three Super Star Destroyers, one Eclipse-class Star Destroyer, and one World Devestator has just left base and is heading for the Earth system. ETA two weeks of hyperspace travel. I trust the Dark Star is out of commission?" "Serpent will be sent in very soon," Asil says. "He's ready for the mission. (Note to Wilek- As soon as Jim's party is over, Serpent will infiltrate.) I hope your fleet is ready to help us take over Earth." "We are," Nipon nods. "See you in two weeks." He clicks off and Thailog nods. "Alright," he says. "Now let us see if we have the money to pay off those demons who have been selling us weapons recently." He calls Marsh, who appears on the viewscreen looking harried beyond belief. "What's going on?" Thailog asks their financial supplier. "Hackers!" Marsh shouts. He goes on for several minutes, describing experiences similar to what happens to Preston Vogel in Pistoff's fic "Sit on my Interface." "I just got out of jail!" Marsh whines. "These damn computer jerks are ruining my company. Even Micheal Meade isn't fast enough to solve all the problems they're putting in my computers!" Thailog nods at Asil. "Contact our hacker Tyl. Until you take over NORAD he's not doing anything. Maybe he can help Roger."

The screen changes to Kitainia and the others, who are still waiting outside the B&H Building. (This is before they hear Kenny's cries.) Kitainia turns to make a post in the Comment Room.

**PAUSE RP**

Nude Art: I agree with Doug about this. Nude art can be the most interesting kind. As for posing nude, as much as I enjoy it, I regret not getting as many catcalls as Doug does. :)

Taleweaver: The way I heard it, Shu kept Nuit and Geb apart at Ra's instructions. I wonder if it'll be the same in TGS.

Fire: You're very much welcome. :)

Green Baron: Sigh, same with all cats. LOL!

Robby: Good. I'm doing the right thing. $ BTW, expect more Kenny development in this and subsequent posts. $

DumlaoX: Good idea on the quotes. Too bad I don't have the time or skill to do pics for all the ones I think are memorable. Hope someone else does.

Coyote: You're welcome. BTW, are we any closer to seeing more WCC pics?

Blue: You don't have to use the existing stories for RP. You're perfectly welcome to add to them with your own ideas, and/or start your own stories. So don't worry, whatever you want to do in RP is fine as long as you follow the rules (no sex, no really gory violence, only one RP post a day, and no RP-only posts). Good luck.

Selanit: Very cool bit about the chalk drawing. Next year's Valentine's, I might do something like that.

Demona Taina: Congrats on getting out of the hospital alive.

SJ: There will be a Blade sequel? Good, I'm looking forward to it.

Happy Birthday Alison Wilgus!!

Jonathan: Thanks for that great RPG idea. Our characters better hope Keith (our group's GM) doesn't hear it! :)

Okay, that's all for now. I have to finish watching tonight's Brimstone, and then Doug and I are going out to a Mardi Gras party. Later all!

**RP AGAIN**

Suddenly Keith interrupts Kitainia and taps his headphones. "Kenny's in trouble! We gotta go help him!" "Right!" Kitainia nods, parking the car. Lathrop quickly teleports the party upstairs to the meeting room. Bakkur and Hotsettler have just finished extracting Kenny's DNA and they and the Sevarius clones are about to head down to their basement laboratory. Kenny has died from the pain of the needles and is only just now coming back to life. The evil lawyers turn as the Ravens teleport in. Bakkur smiles. "Ah, Kenny's clients, protecting their attorney. There's a huge reward out on all of you, you know. I think our firm shall collect." The twenty normal lawyers in the room draw machine pistols. Bakkur and Hotsettler order them to attack, and flee the room, Sevaraii just behind. The Ravens draw their own weapons and quickly shoot, hack up, and spell-blast to death all the lawyers. Keith takes out the two burly ones by knocking them out the window with his nunchuks, and they don't get up from the fall. After they're all dead, Kitainia rushes to Kenny and helps him to his feet. "They took my DNA," Kenny gasps. "They said they were going to use it to become like me!" "We know," Kitainia says, handing Kenny one of the lawyers' machine pistols and all the clips she can find. "Come on, let's go kill some lawyers." "You're expecting me to help?" Kenny asks, looking at the gun. "Why not?" Stephanie smiles. "Don't you want revenge? These guys have killed you twice now." "Revenge," Kenny thinks. "I don't know. I'm not even sure how to use a gun on someone." Jammer demonstrates with his own MAG rifle. "Point barrel at bad guy, squeeze trigger, they're dead. You run outta ammo, eject the clip, put in another one, cock, fire again. Got it?" Kenny nods. "I think I can figure it out. Thanks. Let's go kill some lawyers besides me!" Kitainia and everyone nods, and they leave the boardroom, ready to chase the firm partners and do battle. The screen goes out, to be continued.

**END RP**
Kitainia - [dierdre34@yahoo.com]
Friday, February 12, 1999 08:33:12 PM
IP: hil-c45-031-vty129.as.wcom.net

Demona Taina> Ouch! Hope that you're okay now. And yes, I hate hospitals too. The one here is kinda annoying sometimes, because you could be bleeding to death in the waiting room and still have to wait 2 hours to be seen. And my basketball team has not had good experiences with that hospital. When half the team started feeling sick a month or so ago, our coach forced some of us to go to the hospital for some flu medicine. It ended up being a blood test, then the doctor coming in and asking if we all might be pregnant. When we said no, he asked if we were lying to him! He actually gave one girl a pregnancy test! Finally, he decided we all just had the flu and prescribed some medicine. Doctors...;)

Coyote> **grins** Thanks for the welcome back! I really do appreciate it, and I missed you too...kinda. ;) And thanks for the compliments on my X-Men tastes! I like yours too. :)

Selanit> Aw, that was a truly beautiful story. I loved it. Give my compliments to your evil twin...;) Really, it was great.

Robby> Just wanted to say that I *love* clicking on your name to hear all the songs you put in here! It's really cool. :)

See y'all around! :)
Ravyn
Arizona
Friday, February 12, 1999 08:30:29 PM
IP: 207.204.224.45

I almost feel guilty posting here about selling garg cels ... it's almost an ad, after all. But posting on garg message boards is the only way I have of contacting the interested. If you're not, skip this message.

This post has also been sent as an email to those who have told me they are interested in buying my cels. I have decided to sell 2 cels. One is a headshot of Demona and the other is a headshot of Xanatos, no backgrounds but matted and in plastic. I will put them up on my website for viewing as soon as I get time. Email me if you want to be informed when my URL goes up.

I will be selling them through "official channels" to guarantee the honesty of both myself and interested buyers. I will be using the online auction house Ebay, which has a good reputation. However, the cels will NOT BE ON SALE FOR 3 WEEKS. I don't have enough time to sell them immediately and I will be on a 2 week trip the last week of Feb. and the first week of March. So I will put them up for auction in early to mid-March. I will be putting up scans of them before I go on my trip, though, so people can view them and consider their interest in the meantime.

Well, that's it. Have a good day!
Pegasia - [Pegasia@aol.com]
USAFriday, February 12, 1999 07:38:07 PM
IP: spider-wl031.proxy.aol.com

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Argen
Friday, February 12, 1999 06:37:49 PM
IP: dyn019-nas01.marietta.frognet.net

SJ> To get Netscape Composer, you need to download the 18 MB Netscape Communicator. Have fun! >:-)

DumlaoX> The message has been sent.

Blue Caeru> I've had days like that. :-)
Deuce - [deuce@softhome.net]
City of Champions, Alberta, Canada
Friday, February 12, 1999 06:28:54 PM
IP: pppa77.connect.ab.ca

I'm baaaack... *cue everyone to run away in horror* ;-)

Selanit> Don't say that about... um... your evil twin's post! It's a sweet, slice-of-life kind of post. I felt indignant when the ogre kicked that work of art/labor of love. Really, your "evil twin" is all right! :-)

Demona Taina> Your experience in the hospital sounds awful. I hope you feel better and don't have to go back there anymore! I used to volunteer in the ER waiting area of a hospital, so I know that experiences like yours do happen, unfortunately. I think I saw all kinds of things there, and that was only the waiting area! I can't imagine what my friend who actually volunteered _in_ the ER saw.

Oh dear, I wish I could remember what else I wanted to post... hmmm. Um, okay, here's a fictional scene from my life that kinda explains why my posts never really sound like they came from a sentient organism. A form of my often strange sense of humor:
*****a fictitious life scene*****
(I wearily enter my apartment-with a 40lb. backpack in tow- after a day of seemingly endless lectures, and lie face-down on the living-room floor, too sick and tired to do anything else)
Me: *sneezes* I think I was supposed to vaccum the place last weekend... *snoring* zzzzzzzzzz...
30 minutes later
(My roomie, who I haven't seen for a week, enters the apartment, dragging an equally large backpack in)
Roomie: *in a monotone* Hi. How are you?
Me: *looks up and smirks* Hi. Nice to meet you.
Roomie: Heheheh, nice to meet you too. Wanna go to the mall this weekend? I have to get something for my boyfriend.
Me: *shrugs as best I can while lying prone on the floor* Sure, why not?
(my roomie's phone rings)
Roomie: *shrieks happily* Eeee! It's him!! Gotta go now, bye! *flies to her bedroom and shuts the door*
Me: *talking to the recently vacated space* And I'm fine; you? *grins, amused* They're so cute.
(I get up, and on my way to my bed, groggily walk into a wall, leaving a nice lump on my forehead)
15 minutes later
(A sharp, high-pitched ringing echos throughout my room. I reach under my bed for a large hammer to obliterate my alarm clock once and for all, then realize it is the phone. I consider throwing the hammer at it, but remember it is 10 feet away and that my computer is right next to it.)
Me: *stumbling to the phone and answering it* Hello?
Person on the Phone: *in a nasal, annoying tone* Would you like to take a survey?
Me: Um, actually-
Person on the Phone: It'll only take a minute.
Me: Uh-
Person on the Phone: Do you like beans? Do you like George Wendt? Do you want to see a movie starring George Wendt eating beans?
Me: *knowing that they will only call back if she hangs up, starts beating her head on the wall, hoping to eventually reach unconscious bliss*
*****end fictitious life scene*****
Ack, this post must be sooooo long now.
Blue Caeru
Friday, February 12, 1999 05:30:02 PM
IP: ppp-60-ts53.nerdc.ufl.edu

Hi all!
Demona Taina> If I didn't say hi before, I'm saying hi now! Stomack problems? I get those sometimes too.
Only mine can not be easly cured. It's my degiestive system, it's too slow.
Every so often I would barely eat anything and my stomack would hurt like you wouldn't believe. People thought I was going to starve to death. For the longest time the doctors could not figure out what was wrong with me. They poked, X-rayed, and they even stuck a very small camrea down my throut to see if I had an ulser or something [yuck].
Good news was it wasn't an ulser or anything like that. My doctor suggested it was probably because my stomack has a slow degiestive system, and try to eat more light food (like fruits & vegtabales, and less red meet and patatoes).

Have to go, talk to ya all later!
Bye for now!

Xena
N.Vancouver, B.C., Canada
Friday, February 12, 1999 04:57:12 PM
IP: ppp-016.m4-1.van.ican.net

Hi all!!

Todd & Wilek: Save your Wrath; GDW, the publisher of Dark Conspiracy, went Bankrupt and collapsed in 1995. And don't Cheer - I liked their games, Even if I disliked the Gargoyles.

Ironwolf: Oh, just Skills & Powers. There's been so much talk of a completely new redesigned-from-the-bottom-up edition I thought that was what you were talking about.

On a General Note about gargoyles in role-playing games. I never have trouble getting my players to respect them. Not after they killed one and the rest of the clan came to kill them. 6 gargoyles vs. 8 pc's doesn't sound fair does it? after one little fight in an iron foundry the pc's decided that gargoyles were too dangerous. Of course, the fact the gargoyles flooded the foundry floor with 6 inches of molten iron and trapped the flight-impaired pc's on top of anvils and such probably helped...

goodnight all!!!
Jonathan
NEW ZEALAND Friday, February 12, 1999 01:53:53 PM
IP: wh17-4.wave.co.nz

QUOTES & PICS PAGE-- Yes, there is a snail mail addy you can send this to. However, please get an e-mail account so I can send it to you. Giving away my addy in a public place like this ain't exactly sane.

TODAY-- Hear ye, hear ye. On this day in the year of our Lord 1999, Ms. Alison M. Wilgus is celebrating her birthday. She has turned 18 years of age. Please send all well wishes and such to alwilgus@gis.net. Thank you for your time.

Till next time...
DumlaoX - [dumlaox@ucla.edu]
Friday, February 12, 1999 01:20:07 PM
IP: msa-4328-38.oac-commons.ucla.edu

**Kyryn looks into the CR**

SJ> If you have Netscape 4.5, the composer should be part of it. Go to the Communicator menu at the top of the screen. Composer should be on the dropdown list.

Demona Taina> Ow! I don't like hospitals either. It sounds like the ones in Puerto Rico are just like the ones in the United States -hurry up and wait.

Selanit> Well, thank your evil twin for telling a beautiful story. It's things like that that make me keep my faith in humanity. Random, or deliberate, acts of kindness and beauty are always welcome.

Kylianna> Pleas refrain from killing any of the CR posters. Things like that can lead to flame wars, which we don't want in here. We've all generally agreed not to kill each other. The RP has its own rules, but the one thing agreed is that we will not do anything that endangers the CR dwellers (except Kenny, the CR lawyer, and Mr. Dis Connect. They are immortal, so we can vent frustrations on them all we want to)

**Kyryn leaves**

Kyryn - [bmashburn@yahoo.com]
Uvalde, TX
Friday, February 12, 1999 01:13:00 PM
IP: 168.37.239.86

Egads, I'm posting from school. I'll be more complete later, but I had to correct SJ.

Zan is the wonder twin brother who can turn into any form of water. Jayna is the wonder twin sister who can turn into any animal. No air conditioners, and Jayna has no water powers. But who cares? They're dead now.
Robby
Friday, February 12, 1999 12:04:43 PM
IP: fw216.northside.isd.tenet.edu

Sorry for the 2x post, but I forgot to include the link for Fire.
Sevarius Jr.
Friday, February 12, 1999 11:28:19 AM
IP: 129.174.56.168

***PARTY RP*****
"We gotta freeze this thing, NOW!" Wilek shouts urgently.
"We'll do it!!!" Two voices ring out simultaneously. Everyone turns to see the Wonder Twins, from the old Super Friends show, march up to the cocoon.
"Let's do it!" they shout. They press their fists together.
"Power of an Air Conditioner!" Zan shouts. "Power of a bucket of water!" Jayna screams. Immediately, they transforms into those separate objects. Jayna immediately splashes herself in her liquid form all over the cocoon. Zan begins to blow a concentrated gust of cold air....but neither of them realize that Zan's electrical outlit has gotten a little too close to Jayna's watery form.....
There is a spark. Then an explosion. And in the blink of an eye, the Wonder Twins are no more.
"What the heck happened?" Peter asks.
"Total molecular disintegration," Egon replies passively.
"What @#$*in' @#$* moron invited the @#$*in Wonder Twins any @#$* way?" Lion-O shouts.
****PAUSE PARTY RP****

Bert & Ernie move over, here comes Tinky Winky: You know, regardless of what your opinions of Falwell might be.....That just ain't right man. Teletubbies are just so damn disturbing...

Blue Careu: Hey, you should give yourself more credit. Your RP WAS good, not stupid! :)

Fire: Yes, an X-Men movie WILL happen. The script is either done or in the absolute final stage. The director will be Bryan Singer, the same guy who did the outstanding noir The Usual Suspects. From what I understand, there will be quite a cast of X-Men (probably at least 7) and the main villain will be, of course, Magneto. If you want more info, I suggest going to the website "Ain't-It-Cool-News.com", then running a search for X-Men. Click on my name to go there.
As for casting....well, nothing's official yet. I've heard lots of rumors that they're wanting Patrick Stewart to play Xavier, but that's not final. Angela Bassett was rumored to play Storm (which, no offense, I disagree with--Storm's not in her forties), Cyclops is rumored to be played by Vince Vaughn (please....please God no) , Buffy for Rogue, and I've heard rumors that everyone from Robert DeNiro to Kurt Russell to Russell Crowe (who'd be PERFECT, IMHO) to Sly Stallone to Gary Sinise to death metal singer Glenn Danzig would play Wolverine. I doubt that Van Damme would be considered, probably cause Wolverine doesn't speak with a Belgium accent, and there is that fact that Van Damme hasn't had a hit movie in, oh, about a century or two now. Plus lots of people hate him (well, everyone I know does...)
My pic for the characters:
Cyclops: One of the Baldwins. There'll all pretty interchangeable.
Wolverine: Russell Crowe (the man can do INTENSE!)
Jean Grey: Model Angie Everhart or former Baywatch star Angelica Bridges (cause honestly, giving the proportions of comic book women, we don't need her to ACT, just look good)
Storm: Tyra Banks (She can't act either, but who cares?)
Gambit: Brad Pitt
Xavier: Patrick Stewart
Jubilee: Natalie Portman, or maybe the young girl on Party of Five (get past the voice, she's be half-way decent)
Magneto: Tough one...maybe Rutger Hauer, but he'd have to lose a lotta weight
Rogue, Beast, Skipper and Mary-Anne: I really don't know who'd be best to play the others.
Anyway, look for the movie to (if all goes well) debut Summer 2000 (which, consequently, will probably be the date for the first of the LORD OF THE RINGS trilogy.....)

Doug: There WILL be a Blade sequel. Enough fanboys went to see the first one, so the new one will be made. I've heard that Michael Morbius (of Spider-man fame) is being considered for the baddie.
Oh, and where do I get Netscape Composer? Do I have to buy it, or do I need to download it from somewhere?

Kylianna: I hate to tell you this, but YOU KILLED A CLONE!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! There's dozens of them, here me!!! DOZENS!! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHICH IS THE REAL ONE OR NOT!!!!!
Seriously, don't ever do that again. I ain't joking.

Jackal: Ever listen to Stern? There's a funny little bit about a "Hank the Angry Dwarf Greeting Card" where Hank says different messages for different occasions, and one of them is "Congratulations! You finally got AIDS!".....Oh well, I thought it was funny in a sick, sadistic kinda way.
Oh well, hope you're healthy. I wouldn't want that particular little virus on anyone.

Demona: What the heck was wrong with you? Geez, you went through the gauntlet. Hope you're okay now. :)
Sevarius Jr. - [bpoole@mailexcite.com]
Friday, February 12, 1999 11:26:16 AM
IP: 129.174.56.168

Hello, people!!!

I just came from the hospital. Just how many people in here HATE hospitals? I do more! Just wait 'till I tell you what they did to me...

I had this AWFULL ache in my stomach. They took me to the hospital. It was empty, and I thought that it was going to be fast an easy. It was at 2:00AM! The nurses were just telling jokes at each other! And I was agonizing!!! I cursed them in my mind... Anyway, they had me waiting an hour, imagine me, sitting in a lonely chair, AGONIZING, trembling for no reason at all, about to throw up, and the nurses telling jokes!!! [snarls]

They FINALLY checked me out. I was trembling even more, and they sticked something in my mouth for 60 darn seconds!!! [eyes glow red] When they finally took it out, I sighed in relief. They sat me in another chair, I looked around, and they had a needle in their hands!!! They said "We need some blood..." I could see the evil smile on their faces!!! I was trembling, and they took TWO BOTTLES of blood from me! And they just said "Thank you", while I was about to faint! I forced my eyes to roll back to their places, and they took me to the doctor. I was still trembling, of course, and he started to ask me some questions. He asked me if I was pregnant!!! I almost fainted!!! Then, they told me that after the doctor checked me out, they were going to cure my ache. Can you believe that THAT doctor was as slow as a turtle!!! He was slow, and the ache started again, and I almost screamed! And he just pointed at me and said "Guilty." They took me to a bed, and they asked me to turn around. I did so, and I could see a HUGE needle on the nurses hands! I was about to scream and run! They pulled down my pants a little, and injected me that stuff, in my butt! Can you believe that it still hurts??? I can barely sit! And, do you know what they injected me? A sedant! Grrr...

So, as I was telling you, they needed to take some X-Ray's of my stomach. The guy that did so was handsome, but not as Goliath, of course... [smiles] My eyes were closing by themselves because of the sedant, but nothing happened in the X-Ray room.

They took me to my bed, almost asleep, and they rested me there. No pillow, no blanket, I was freezing!!!!! FREEZING!!! They had me waiting 30 minutes for the IV, and I was trying to keep my eyes open. The nurse finally came with three IV's. No, I swear that this is the truth! And nothing more than the truth! Anyway, the nurse took out this HUGE needle, and she asked me to close my fist. I did so, as fast as I could, and she looked for my vein. Right in the wrist... [shudders] That hurt. When she finished, I looked up, and they had me connected to two IV's at once, a little one, and a big one. I couldn't take the sleepiness anymore, and I closed my eyes...

I don't know more after that, until I regained consciousnes...

I woke up because the nurse called for me, about eight hours later! She called for my name, two times because I didn't answer, and she sticked something in my mouth again, for 60 seconds! I hate that! She took my pressure, and walked away. I cursed the nurse again because I had a beautiful dream... I was with Goliath, in paradise... [smiles]

I looked up, and the two IV's were gone, instead, I was connected to another IV, bigger! I rolled my eyes, and wished to go home... I looked next to me, and my grandma and my mother were eating, and I asked them to give me some, and they said: "No, sorry! The doctor said you couldn't eat!" And they ate more. I had an AWFULL thought, I thought that the doctor was laughing sinisterly, even harder, and harder, and harder...

I growled. "I hate hospitals!!!" I screamed to the night. Everyone looked at me, and then resumed what they were doing. don't want to go to a hospital again. Never again!

At least, the ache is gone. And I thanked them for the sedant. I needed it!

Note: Her butt still hurts.
Demona Taina - [Demona3@hotmail.com]
Ponce, Puerto Rico
Friday, February 12, 1999 10:51:06 AM
IP: gateway1.caribe.net

***JIM'S PARTY!***

** Deuce walks in, dressed nicer than usual. He's run out of clean clothes, so he must resort to something moderately dressy.

** In the corner, an unfamiliar character watches. **

***PAUSE THE PARTY!***

Coyote> You had Graeme fall in love? In my fic (which I swear I'll finish!), he's the only single member of the clan. I wanted to keep him the single goofball, which he handles expertly.

Kylianna> Remind me never to piss you off. And a single line of spoiler warnings works fine. :-)

Jackal> Uh-oh... *eerie Poltergeist 2 voice:* He's baaaaack.... :-)

Selanit> That wasn't corny, that was a beautiful story. I agree: sometimes I'm ashamed to be human, especially when I read the newspaper.

***CONTINUE RP!***

** The shadowy character taps Deuce on the shoulder sa he watches the battle against the giant Pokemon. He jumps, and wheels around. Shock enters his eyes. **

YOU!!

***TO BE CONTINUED!***
Deuce - [deuce@softhome.net]
Edmonton (no comment, Coyote!), Alberta, Canada
Friday, February 12, 1999 10:12:42 AM
IP: edtn003024.hs.telusplanet.net

***************PARTY RP*************
Ironwolf looks around”Hey can’t we use the forcefield surrounding the house to cage the beast? Or at least slow it down?” Looking at the Ghostbusters”think you can rewire redirect, or re whatever to the frocefield?” noticing part of the creature moving toward the group “excuse me ” walking to the front of the group”Lockheed if this doesn’t work you are porting out of here understand! Snort? No that was not a question!” Shifting to his fighting form Ironwolf grows about 3 feet. The large dagger shift up with him and now resembles a short sword. Energy left over from his trip through the frocefield crackles up and down his spine and his eyes glow white as he waits for the creature to try and attack the group (especially Jewel D)or the call for them to go in.
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Sorry my party post are so small but between my AD&D campaign, work, helping a friend write a book , and painting who has time? heck I haven’t had 15 minutes to read the new stories.

To the staff>comon PLEASE post Liz’s age!!! She either has very protective parents and is 18-19 or young 14-16

ironwolf
Friday, February 12, 1999 10:07:12 AM
IP: host-209-215-8-177.cha.bellsouth.net

WILEK>$Very good, you picked up on Jewel*D's other talent.$
DUMALOX> Is there a snail-mail address I could send the quote/ picture to?
SELANIT> Tinalles? Uh-huh, right. Well tell 'Tinalles' I liked his quote about artists outnumbering destroyers.

***JIM'S PARTY***
"Jewel*D! Freeze!"
(Jewel*D cuts off the flame, and her eyes fade from the deep red to frost blue. Meanwhile, the creature is breaking out of it's cocoon. Wilek grabs Lockhead out of the way, and looks at Argent.)
"What is Jewel*D WAITING for?!?!"
"You can't just go from valcano inferno to Artic ice storm! Jewel*D needs time to cool down!"
(The creature is slowly emerging. Everyone begins to charge up any sort of weapon they have.)
"Uh, Argent, it's coming!"
"Just a minute!"
"We don't HAVE a minute!"
"You're right! NOW!"
(The room temperature drops considerably, with icicles forming in the rafters. Jewel*D blasts out air that's so cold it BURNS. The cocoon freezes on contact...)
***TOO BE CONTINUED***
Gotta Jet!

Argent
Ohio, USA
Friday, February 12, 1999 07:06:53 AM
IP: dyn027-nas02.marietta.frognet.net

Selanit, that was one of the best posts I've read in quite a while...

And Wilek, please understand there's nothing to apologise for! I thank you for starting this discussion, even though you yourself don't seem to like it.

The period of finals for me is finally over. Did okay...
Aris Katsaris - [katsaris@otenet.gr]
Friday, February 12, 1999 03:35:56 AM
IP: pc-10.di.uoa.gr

<looks back at what he wrote>

Good grief, that came out *incredibly* corny. I'd better cover.

Um, attention everyone! The previous note was actually written by, um, my evil twin brother Tinalles. Yeah, that's it. He is too pretentious for words -- pay him no mind.

<G>>
Selanit - [selanit@hotmail.com]
Friday, February 12, 1999 01:33:42 AM
IP: kittcomm30a-31.colorado.edu

Art> One of the most beautiful pieces of art I've ever seen no longer exists. It was done in chalk on the sidewalk at my university. I passed by the artist as he was starting on the way to class one morning -- there was nothing but a few lines on the pavement at that point, I figured he was just writing out an ad for something or other. But he was still there when I got out of class an hour and a half later, painstakingly applying the chalk, layer upon layer. You know the picture of the two little cherubs? The one where the little boy cherub is kissing the little girl cherub on the cheek? It was that picture, rendered in chalk on the pavement. I watched him working on it for a full hour before he finished.

And it was *real.* It practically breathed. It was better than the original, if you ask me. The artist only did a close up of the two cherub's faces, against a light blue circular background. Coiled around the edges he created a scroll that said "Happy Valentine's Day, Megan. I love you."

What a wonderful gift to bestow on someone, and all the more beautiful for its ephemeral nature.

This was yesterday. I walked back to the place to look at it again. But when I arrived, there was only a particolored smudge on the pavement, like a puddle of blood from a mortally wounded rainbow. People were walking on it, which I didn't mind so much. The picture was destined to fade and pass away, and the artist knew that when he chose the side of the busiest path on campus as his campus. But one hulking churl actually *kicked* at it as I watched. I had to turn away.

Humans are such contradictions. Among us we have people who will spend hours pouring their skill and artistry into chalk-paintings for the sake of love. Among us also, we have arrogant, shallow cretins who will actually go out of their way to destroy a lover's gift to his beloved.

I believe that there are more artists than destroyers. I have never doubted that even for a second. There are moments of sorrow, though, to balance the joy to which we are heirs. By our creation of misery, we come to know its opposite -- ecstasy. Or perhaps it is the other way around.
Selanit - [selanit@hotmail.com]
Friday, February 12, 1999 01:30:13 AM
IP: kittcomm30a-31.colorado.edu

Click click
Robby
Friday, February 12, 1999 01:23:48 AM
IP: spider-wg031.proxy.aol.com

QUOTES-- Like I said, it only remains a proposal until you fans take action. Get those quotes and slap them to the pictures then send it over to me. THe quotes section will start once I get at least 1 pic/quote combo in :)

Till next time...
DumlaoX - [dumlaox@ucla.edu]
Friday, February 12, 1999 12:25:08 AM
IP: pool0049-max3.ucla-ca-us.dialup.earthlink.net

I get an AIDS test 2morrow!! YaY!!! Well, someone has to be proud of getting one...., anyway, yall ever got to the point where you don't care about anything anymore?? Heh, well I'm there!!! And it's only making for a more loonier and crazier JackaL! But then, seeing your life decaying away into little pieces of rancid flesh and the one thing you're able to look forward to is an aids test because you want to see your own blood without cutting yourself will tend to do that to you. Well, when I have something nice to say, I'll be back in here. See you guys later, bye!!
I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of HELL!!!
JackaL
Friday, February 12, 1999 12:19:06 AM
IP: spider-ta024.proxy.aol.com

TMNT> Great topic, they were my favorite too. My opinion is that the producers kept on getting horassed by the kids parents to make the show 'tamer'. Also the fact they really cheapend the animation and story plot of the show. Other wise the charactors were o.k., my favorite is Leonardo (swing those blades, dude).

****TIMEDANCER SPOILERS****

It's getting very interesting, this has to be my favorite of all the series. I was a bit surprised to read the part when Brooklyn sang. That would have been great to see animated. I can't wait to read Part III.

****SPOILERS END****

I would like to leave you with a joke. It's about a Magician and his parrot.

It takes place during World War II, on a cruise ship.
A Magician poorly entertain the guests and crew. Everytime the Magician messes up a good trick, his parrot mocks him in front of everyone.
The captian tells his first mate to kick the Magician and his parrot off his ship immidately before the guests get really restless. So they put the Magician and his parrot on a life boat, and left them floating the middle of the ocean with the Magician's trunk of tricks.
The Magician and his parrot watch as the cruise ship dissapear from the horisine, then they look at each other. The Magician suggests that he tries to do every one of his tricks until he gets it right. The parrot simply rolls his eyes and lets out a fustraited sigh.
Meanwhile, far off in the east there is a Russin sub that spotted this little boat with a man and a parrot. The captin assumes that it is spies and orders his crew to send out a tarpido to blow them out of the water.
After failing every trick he had, the Magician decides to try one last trick. As he's about to finish the trick, the boat is struck by the tarpido. The Magician, the parrot, and the trunk of trick are thrown up into the air. They land in the water with a splash, except for the parrot who simply float down, and lands on a piece of the boat.
The Magician looks around with a perplexed look on his face, while the parrot calmly looks right, then left. Then looking more and more confused right then left. Finally he looks at the Magician with a fusterated expression. With a heavy sigh, the parrot finally says: "Alright, I give-up! What did you do with the BOAT!!!"

(Hee Hee!)
Bye for now.
Xena
N.Vancouver, B.C., Canada
Friday, February 12, 1999 12:00:18 AM
IP: nvan-53-0293.direct.ca

*the following is in response to comment of sevarious jr.*
Kylianna walks up to sevarious Jr...She pulls out a freshly sharpened machete, an evil, malicious gleam in her eyes...
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Calmly she wals away from the body that is little mroe than a blood-stain and prepares herself ror her date, completly unworried about what she had done, she was that kind of a person, her conections would insure she was never even suspected by the police, not that she technicly existed anyway(for thos wondering, Kylianna is not the person we have seen, we have seen Kylynna who, incidently, is the charecter i created for Estras fanfic, not yet out. Kylynna pouses, smiles broadly, turns to the rapidly dryoing stain, and yells,HAVE A NICE DAY
KYLIANNA - [Ressler@emeraldnet.net]
Thursday, February 11, 1999 11:49:39 PM
IP: ppp-206-191-150-119.emeraldnet.net

Stephan- Gee, I just may have to make a road trip to Spokane after the Gathering... I missed my chance to meet Wendi last time she came to San Antonio, and have regretted it ever since...

Gabriel- I'm not the mad one who made the story four parts. Originally it was only two. But they were two really LONG parts...

James- You HAVE gone insane, admit it. Now you're just plain rambling. Water buffalo?

Dumlao- GREAT IDEA! The scene that jumps to mind is another Sata line. "Why did we have children again?" "The moon was full, the birds were singing..."

**JIM'S PARTY**

Jim walks into the basement to see where all his guests are going to. "Hey guys, whats going on down here?"
"Um, we're kinda trying to save the world from this mutating Pokemon thingie!"
"Oh, okay. Whatever. Just don't blow up the house. Insurance has been murder the last 18 times that happened." Jim leaves nonchalantly, apparently not aware of the sevarity of the situation.

In the topside part of the party, Jim notices a dragon arrive. "Draco! Buddy!" The dragon with the Sean Connery voice address Jim.
"Yes, I am here. And I've brought a friend!" Coming in right behind Draco, is Puff, the magic dragon. "Would you believe it? He was just froliking in the autumn mists in a land called Honalee." About then, yet ANOTHER guest arrives at the front door. Jim goes to answer it, and in walks the entire muppets and Sesame Street crowd.
"Um, okay..." At about that point, a football crashes through a side window. "Now what?" Jim asks, as he sees a someone he hadn't expected to see. (Click the name!)


Robby - [MrNoying@aol.com]
Thursday, February 11, 1999 11:43:53 PM
IP: spider-to013.proxy.aol.com

Almost forgot ...

James: Actually ... read the CR Archives. I was referring to part of my RP, $when I rescued a group of circus freaks, including a water buffalo man (Charlie) and a seal boy (Jimmie).$
Coyote the Bando - [1134@i-is.com]
Algonac, Michigan
Thursday, February 11, 1999 11:40:43 PM
IP: modem14.i-is.com

*walks in and looks around* Wow, there are so many posts here I feel like I've been gone for at least 2-3 days! *g*
Anyway, salvete familiares. And thank you to the people who said my writing is decent. :-)

RP: You're supposed to use the existing ongoing stories? *rubs her forehead* Oops, guess I was too busy off in my little world, indulging myself. Sorry. :-P

Ironwolf> Thanks for clearing it up on the AD&D cartoon. Now I'm getting all nostalgic for those 80's cartoons I watched. *sigh*

X-Men: I used to read all the X-books. I agree, Cyclops and Jean Grey got annoying; he was too straight-laced and she was too touchy-feely. They kind of fall into stereotypes sometimes. I think Storm is all right though. I don't really have a favorite character, but I liked Shadowcat from Excalibur, and I found Rachel Summers really interesting. Her character goes through so much.

Creativity Demons: Hey, they were really harassing me today. Now that my brain had enough energy, I envisioned all sorts of bloody scenarios for that RP I started (not that I plan on inflicting any more irritation here by continuing to post it), but couldn't record them properly on paper. The stress relief becomes another source of stress... well, not actually. *g* I like messing with sentences. ("Scalpel, please!")

Hmm... did I miss anything I wanted to mention? I hope not... oh yeah, I'm a newbie still, but welcome, even newer-comers!

Valete.
Blue Caeru
Thursday, February 11, 1999 11:28:36 PM
IP: ppp-03-ts54.nerdc.ufl.edu

Iron wolf, in repsonse to youre Question on estra's use of action in her new story and why didnt Seth's friends team up, or elise distract them for seriouse but-kicking. . (in case you are wondering, i take it upon myself to answer beacous i now estra personaly -we go to the same school- and we have worcked tandem on a couple of fanfics = a new charecter will be introduced to her small series whoi is my own creation given for use by estra for the cost of consulting me about the story and what i have to sayis simple-she does everything for a reason, she has plans for the stories that greatly impress me (a plot line i know i couldnt personnaly handle with results near comparing to hers)and it will all beacome clear when we get more in-depth about the charcters and the plot becomes clear.
WARNING, TURN AWAY FROM YOUR SCREEN - HINT-SPOILER
Estra, all i have to say is this, The owen twist is the most ingenious idea ever come from you!-wich is saying a awfull lot considering some of your ideas
Kyliana - [Ressler@emeraldnet.net]
Thursday, February 11, 1999 11:28:34 PM
IP: ppp-206-191-150-119.emeraldnet.net

**RP!!**

**The screen lights up to reveal ... the Thundercats, moving through the mansion and progressively turning the air around them blue with all the profanities. Coyote, Ravyn, and Jason discreetly move aside, letting them pass and trying not to listen to them.**

Hmm .... interesting ...

<"What's up with them?" "Whoa dude, this is pretty f*BEEEP!*d up here.">

**Coyote whaps Jason upside the head.**

<"Thanks. I needed that.">

I gathered.

**PAUSE RP!!**

RL enjoyment (for once): Two good things happened this evening ... my aunt let me borrow her shower, so I'm feeling better than I have in *weeks* (at least since the hot water pipe burst), and I got to watch Lucy Lawless beat up on Calista Flockhart on "Celebrity Deathmatch." And the coolest part was that Lucy won the match! (Although the *way* she won ...)

New fic: Thanks to everyone who's given feedback on "Friends and Mates."

RL Ravyn: Welcome back! We missed ya ... I missed ya. (kinda ;)
And you have impeccable taste in X-people! :)

jewel: Your muse is quite the diva from what I gather. :)

Nudes: Well, I never got the chance to do a life class ... wish I had, then maybe some of my anatomy would be better. (sometimes I suffer from Rob Liefeld syndrome ... huge-chested, tiny-waisted, huge-thighed, microscopic-footed characters, both male and female.) Tried to do my own life-studies with my ex ... but she wasn't too receptive.
As for nudes in fine artwork ... many are very tasteful in the way they're done. And besides, they're much more interesting than landscapes. :)

Argent: From what I understand, the new ones are going on Kids' WB ... not sure the age of them, though. The syndicated "Pokemon" is already going through second-rotation on the first season ... Tuesday they re-aired the Fuchsia Gym episode.

Christine: YESS! **high-fives fellow Steve Jackson Games devotee**
I've had so much fun creating GURPS characters ... just never got a chance to use them ... and besides that, I lost my books!! (I bought exactly two: the GURPS Master System and GURPS Supers.)
BTW ... I know you were a consultant/writer on a couple of GURPS books, right? I've been dying to make up GURPS character sheets for some of my fic characters ... happen to have a spare cheat sheet I could buy off of you? :)

DumlaoX: A very good idea, my friend. Run with it! :)

Heather: Glad ya found your room! :)
Actually, I should've done it last night, but I forgot that I have Netscape v. 3.0, which can do uploads. :)

**RESUME RP!!**

Well, I'm going out to get some air. The cussin' Thundercats kind of wrecked it for me.

<"Wait up, I'm with ya.">

Jason?

**absently turns** <"Oh, you two go ahead. I think I'm going to have a chat with the T-Cats.">

Whatever.

**Coyote and Ravyn head outside, near the tank. Coyote looks up, knocks on a side panel.**

Hey! Gearhead!

<"WHAAAAT?!">

You two aren't wrecking the inside of my tank, are you? Tank Girl already took care of the outside, I don't need any more redecoration.

<"Nah, we're cool." "Don't worry about him, Coyote, they'll keep it straight.">

Okay ...

<"Come on, let's take a walk up and see how that football game's going.">

**Coyote nods, letting Ravyn lead him as the screen winks off.**
Coyote the Bando - [1134@i-is.com]
Algonac, Michigan
Thursday, February 11, 1999 11:02:23 PM
IP: modem14.i-is.com

Hello.

**** Mulan Spoiler *****

I love it ! Mulan and Musha made a great team , well so did that little cricket Cri-kee. ( I'm not kidding that's the cricket's name ) Hmmm...the three soldiers Ling (guy in yellow) , Pou (big and large guy in blue) , and Yo (Saying , it's like saying wow but the first w is a y)are excellecent supporting characters.
My favorite scene was when Mulan was trying to bathe in a pond and those three came in and she tried to get away from them...and you know why too. And when Ling wanted to get to know Ping (aka Mulan) , Mushu bit Ling in the butt. And he thought it was a snake and those three ran ! ** laughs **
And when Mulan got her horse Kon to cover her up from showing Mushu was brushing his teeth from biting Ling.

" That was vial !" Musha quote. Then after Mulan got a towle over she said that " I don't want to see anymore naked men." Then right after she said that the whole army of naked men ran past her and her eyes were the size of golf-balls.
After they ran past Mulan and Mushu , Mushu said to Mulan " I ain't biting anymore butts." And he shook the toothbrush at Mulan as he said that.
Over all it was a good movie. Go get it.

***** Ending of Spoiler....maybe *******

Anyway , I got it yesterday and I watched it four times. And my mom even likes it ! I was so surprised.
This June a new animated movie is coming out ! Tarzan !
** blushes ** Sorry , but..** looks at Robby and smiles sheeply ** I can't help it but Disney's Tarzan is cute.
** walks away and blushes redder **
Coyote's new art section is open on his page , with my Rosanna picture . Click on thy name !


Heather - [kheetor84@aol.com]
Thursday, February 11, 1999 10:42:17 PM
IP: 209-201-16.ipt.aol.com

**RP!**

[In Jim's basement, the team is looking on as Jewel*D and Lockheed do their best to burn the dark coccoon to a crisp before it can hatch. Ray: "Uh-oh..." Wilek: "That's never good." Egon: "The increased temperature is accelerating its metabolism and growth rate! We have to lower the temperature in here! Now!"]

**PAUSE RP!!**

Stormy> <<Creativity Demons: I find all this rather weird...my demons are characters from my fics who take on enough personality to step OUT of my fics and start hanging around my real life, usually making smart-arse comments.>> That sounds exactly like what happens to J. Michael Straczynski. And look where he is now. ^_^ <<I wonder if the design of the Gate is copyrighted?>> Probably, yes. It's not technically a character, but it's still a proprietary design, like a tricorder or a superlaser.

Jonathan> Ack, that Dark Races game sounds hideous! Someone should reach through the phone line and *tweak* that game company's collective nose. Alas, my modem doesn't yet have a feature that allows this. (But Miriam's organization is working on something...)

Dumlao X> <<I want a most memorable quotes section. Quotes from the episodes of TGS.>> Well, Sata's "cheerfully strangle you" quote springs to mind, as does one of her lines from The Witness. In fact, there are a LOT of those sorts of lines...And I apologize for the whole Greek art discussion. It's my fault for bringing it up and I had no idea it would blossom into this whole big blasted discussion. If I get back from the party alive, you'll be within your rights to bludgeon me with a drunk penguin.

Favorite X-Men characters> Well, my only experience is with the animated series, so I wouldn't know as much as comic fans. Probably Gambit, Lady Deathstrike, Mr. Sinister, the Shadow King (or whatever he was called; I don't remember the real name), Dark Phoenix, the Shi'Ar, and Professor Xavier.

**RESUME RP!**

[The coccoon begins to split open. Dark Mage Wilek: "I think we're dead." Wilek: "There's only one thing to do. Blow up the house and hope we take this thing with it and escape in time." SJ: "Are you nuts?! Don't you remember? Jim's last house got blown up and I don't think even HE's rich enough to afford his house getting destroyed at every stinkin' party!" Argent: "Yeah, Jewel*D can do ice just as well as fire!" Wilek: "OK, try to freeze it, put it back into hibernation. If you're successful, we can hack it apart in its sleep. Forfexx will LOVE that job." Alucard: "And if they *aren't* successful?" Wilek: "I don't know...I just don't know..."]

**END RP!**
Wilek Nereus
Thursday, February 11, 1999 10:34:13 PM
IP: tnt-3-59-56k.portsmouth.zoomnet.net

OK, everyone, a proposal to throw around here.

A little while back (a few days ago) I hit the Dawson's Creek website. Like I said before, I'm a big fan. In any case, there was one section that caught my eye. In this section, it had a scene from the show and a quote or quotes to go with it. I felt that this was a great thing, really emphasizing the good dialogue.

Here's my proposal.

For the main TGS site, I want a most memorable quotes section. Quotes from the episodes of TGS. Along with that goes a picture depiction of the scene where the quote pops up in. That way, if someone wanted to look up what people thought were the best quotes or more memorable ones, they can go here and see pics as well.

Here's where you fans come in.

While I will post this up on the official site, the drawings and quotes come from you all. If you feel you have a quote you like and can draw the scene to go with it, do it. When it's done, send it over and I'll put it up on the site. You can go solo on this or do it in groups, but all I need is the pic, the names of those involved, the source of the quote, what ep, and the quote itself. TGS staff has no involvement in this whatsoever.

This is your chance to put something down for the series. Are you up to it?
DumlaoX - [dumlaox@ucla.edu]
Thursday, February 11, 1999 10:08:05 PM
IP: pool0019-max3.ucla-ca-us.dialup.earthlink.net

Water Buffolos? Dear me I have no idea what the Flintsones show has to do with anything or seals for that matter. I am confused but never crazy. :)
James Birdsong - [LennexMacDuff@hotmail.com]
San Diego, CA, USA
Thursday, February 11, 1999 09:37:13 PM
IP: dt043n1a.san.rr.com

Hi everyone around!

Fire: Ra was the first of the gods. he beared alone the first pair of gods: Schu and Tefnut. They had the children Geb and Nut, who were parents of Osiris, Isis, Seth and Nepthys. Osiris and Isis were mated and get together Horus, who becomes the first pharao. This is one of many legends and it conform on the creation myth of Heliopolis, but there are others too.
If you want to know more abou Elfquest, you can visit the official homepage. It's on: http://www.elfquest.com/
There also updated infos about the film.

Sorry Deuce, I would have liked it to have on of those T-shirts.

Art: Nothing about Renaissance or greek art. They are both very beautiful and i think it deosn't count wether the bodies are naked or not. Main thing you can recognize it as body. but there is also this so called modern art with its lines and points. I don't understand this kind of stuff and i don't understand people who buy it for a lot of money.

Robby: FOUR PARTS!!!!! YOUR'RE MAD (sorry)
I WILL DIE OF SUSPENSE BEFORE I'VE READ THE LAST PART!!!!
-DEEP DISPAIR- sighted
It's such a great story.
***Spoiler TD***
I loved the part when Brook entered Isis temple. It was Brooklyn like we all know and love him. It was surprising that he is a singer, but I liked it. Is their a melody for the song? Oh, their are so many questions. What is it about Meryt? She is a gholem now and brooklyn said it was his guilt. How and why? I thought Apep is banned.
***end spoiler TD***
FOUR PARTS!!!!
you know there is ETERNITY between now and two weeks later!!

leave now (very, very dispaired) Ciao Gabriel

Gabriel
Thursday, February 11, 1999 08:58:43 PM
IP: ics3f.l.srv.t-online.de

**RP ACTION**

Jerry and Tom watch as Kitainia and the others wait outside the B&H Building. Jerry calls the Bishop and asks, "What should we do? We can get them now if you like." "No, wait," Galante commands his goons. "The device I gave you. Detonate it first." "What about Kitainia?" Jerry asks. "I came to Las Vegas to fix her demon-posession and get her back from that guy you said corrupted her to evil. Shouldn't that be my first priority?" "Silence! The device I gave you will solve all your problems and mine, as well as Kitainia's." "How? This is just a chaff super-bomb that will knock out Las Vegas's electricity for a few days, right?" "Yes," the Bishop snaps. "Now go to the place I told you and detonate it. Then worry about your old girlfriend." "Alright," Jerry shrugs, hanging up the phone. He and Tom drive off, just as Kitainia and the others notice Kenny's cries for help.

The screen switches to the hotel room. Mist and Gubio are both hacked into the Marsh system, spreading viruses that are wiping out files and destroying his systems. They are not doing any damage that can't be repaired, but reparing it will cost Marsh a huge amount of money. In the meantime, Gubio downloads the plans for the MG-5000 Flying Battle Tanks, hoping to later look at them and find a weakness in case the Ravens ever have to take them on. Doug watches them at work, nods, and turns to face the CR.

**PAUSE RP**

Coyote: Yep, that was a small thing, considering what happened in your fic. I enjoyed it very much, btw. Good job. Can't wait till the next one. (Hope that when I have Graeme fall in love, I'm able to do it as well as you.)

Blade: Good movie. The bad guy in there would do well for the voice of the Rose in my fanfic, he was a good character. So were Blade, Whistler, and the girl. Wonder if they'll make a sequel to Blade, I'd watch it. :) Too bad Blade will probably never meet Buffy or Faith, they'd go well together. Oh well, he will be meeting Slayers in my fanfic saga. Heheh.

Morrigan Scenarios: I like #6 the best. Emrys and Corbie, hmm... I wonder what will happen with them.

Wilek: $ Cool virus. I'll have Gubio save that for his final blow to Marsh's system. We want to annoy him a lot and cost him an enormous amount of money before we nuke the system entirely. Thanks. $

Green Baron: Thanks, read the guestbook and posted. I liked Atilla's comments. Anytime you and him want to get back into the RP, feel free.

Lawrence: Kitainia and I don't practice Wiccan ourselves, though we have both known people who do. We also know a pagan couple on campus named Ezra and Sarah, but they're not involved in the witch stuff.

Estra: Nice fic, I liked the action and characters. Keep up the good work!

X-Men: Cyclops and Phoenix get on my nerves sometimes, too. I think that's partly due to the fact that they try to be parents and leaders to all the other X-Men. In my fic saga, this has so far annoyed Rachel to no end. Fortunately, she won't be bothered by them for a while. Not until after "End to the Rage," anyway. Then the next time we see her she'll be the one bothering someone. Wait till my as-yet untitled Party on Avalon fic to find out who.

TRC: Kitainia and I sent you the fics. Hope you got and enjoyed reading them.

SJ: Word Pad is what I use to write my fics, it works fine for me. If you can't use it for some reason, try Netscape Composer (which you'll need anyway to make the file .html) or Microsoft Word. Those are the two best programs for making stories, too bad I don't have the latter. Whatever you decide to do, good luck.

**BEGIN TIMEDANCER SPOILERS**

New Timedancer ep: Good job on this one, TGS Staff. I liked the character development on Brooklyn, Sata, Meryt, and the Egyptian clan. Still don't know how Khensu became a bad guy, maybe we'll find out in the next part. I also like Apep, he's a very menacing bad guy. Good complement to Isfet. Wonder who'd be doing his voice if the ep were televised.
Only two small problems I have with him. 1. If fay and dragons can't hurt each other, how did one side ever manage to win the war? 2. I thought blue dragons breathed lightning, not called it down out of the clouds. Oh well, small difference. Apep is still a very neat Dragon King. Wonder if all the dragons in TGS are bad guys, hope not.

Altogether another good job. Can't wait till Part 3 next week. Thanks for the entertainment, TGS Staff.

**SPOILERS END**

AD&D: Yeah, the monsters have to be given personality, too. Otherwise the game's a huge yawn. And like Kitainia said, the players, the GM, and the house rules are also as important as the game's canon rules. That goes for GURPS and all other RPGs, too. Of course, bringing in cool Gargoyles and Dragons (like the ones Todd mentioned) is also a very good idea.

Nude art: I like it myself, but porn is disgusting to me. Pretty much agree with Fire and Jewel about the ethics of it. As for nude modeling, Kitainia and I have both done it. (Guess who got more catcalls.) You can get a lot of money from the easy job, all you have to be able to do is igno