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Hi all!
Argent> Break a leg! Better yet, break Dis' leg! >:)
Dark Angel> >A person's brain does not fully develop until they're 21> And then, as jerks like him prove, it's all down-hill from there.
Unseelies and iron weapons> I've been thinking about this and I'm begining to think bullets and exploding iron might not be the best weapon against the Unseelies. The fae are only vulnerable to 'cold iron', right? But the bullets and so forth would all be very _hot_. Better weapons would have to be things like bells and swords and stuff like that that trully is cold iron, wouldn't it?
Wilek> >How in the <censored> do you pronounce Whowie?!< I think it's Wow-ie, but don't quote me.
Robbie> Good luck, Puck. ;)
Zath> >*asks innocently* Wouldn't that be a better place to put Pooh? < *Fleur's eyes widened. She bites her lip, hard, and turns pink. Then, unable to hold it in any longer, she starts laughing hysterically. After a long time, she calms down enough to speak.* Oooh boy. My 'pick-up lines' creativity demon just went into hyperdrive. :)
Shogun> I don't know if this'll work for you, but I get to the CR archive by going to the picture archive. The 'CR archive' link shows up on the side.
Everybody> Um, this might sound a little crazy, but has anybody emailed me in the last week or so, or gotten em _from_ me? I'm begining to think there's something wrong with my account. (Either that, or I've somehow offended _everybody_ I've emailed in nearly a month without realising it. :()
TTFN!
**RP AGAINS - THIS TIME IT'S A TOKEN FLASHBACK!!**
The TV switches on to show Fleur on the rooftop of the Watergate hotel, watching as the Onslaught pulls out. She is talking to herself, something she only does when she is very disturbed.
"It's for the best. They'd only get killed."
"You're running away," A soft, quiet voice says behind Fleur. She turns, eyes wide in disbelief.
"Mum?" The tall, pale green woman, surrounded by an aura of golden light, smiles. Fleur's eyes darken, and she turns away.
"It's not you. I'm just imagining this or something. You're dead."
"I promised you I would never leave you, my darling."
"You're dead." Fleur repeats miserably.
"Because I didn't stay and fight." The sudden sharpness of her voice makes Fleur turn back towards the glowing woman, who sighs.
"I couldn't face life without your father, so I ran home. There, I saw for the first time, how terrible my people were. But I did not speak, and I did not fight. And then it was too late. My darling, please, don't make the same mistake I did. This planet is your father's home. Its inhabitants are your father's people, whom he promised to protect. Isn't that enough to fight for?" With that, the glowing woman vanishes, leaving Fleur alone on the rooftop.
**END RP**
Fleur - [newgoyle@hotmail.com]
Sunday, May 2, 1999 09:22:59 PM
IP: proxy.monash.edu.au
**steps into the room, switches out the candles, pauses for a moment to reflect on its flame in a very Zen manner, then sits down in the big chair**
I've been pretty blankety-blankin' busy this week, not a lot of time to get in here. Oh well, time to do some replies.
Gooch: Yeah, that *is* pretty coincidental. Also pretty coincidental ... a couple weeks after "By the Grace of Oberon" was posted, Christopher Cross' first single since the '80s was released. The title? "Walking in Avalon."
Baby Fey: Thanks for posting that article. By the way ... in addition to the message I already asked you to pass along, could you let Ravyn know that we all miss her a lot. And I miss her even more ... **sighs**
Mary Flanders: Oh, what a touching story you have ... **sniffles** I'm certainly glad you were able to work it out somewhat. I wish I'd had something like Gargs when I was at that age, it would have made me a much happier person, I think. I hope you have become a happier person for your experience. **hugs**
Survey time ... and for all those interested, **stands up** I, Coyote, do solemnly confess that I was JackaL's guinea pig last night (he had me fill it out over IM last night). Some of my answers have changed since last night, dude.
Name: Don Alexander Martinez. Once again, no jokes about the initials, I've heard them all. :)
Nickname: Only the one I have taken upon myself -- Coyote the Bando
Birthdate: September 27th.
Location: Algonac, Michigan
Height: 6' even
Weight: A little over 300 lbs. Take an NFL offensive lineman, shrink him about 5 inches, and you have me. :)
oooPotentially offensive materials ahead.ooo
Do you have any pets? Living/Dead? I have four furfoots making my life interesting ... two dogs and two cats.
What time is it right now? 8:11pm EDT
What CD is in your CD Player right now? South Park: Chef Aid.
CD you last bought/stole: Bought ID4 Soundtrack.
Last movie you rented: Well ... I haven't rented anything in a while since the local vid store closed up shop. If you count vids I've bought, the last one would be "Slayers" Volume #4-8.
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? I think my recent history in the CR should answer this question effectively. **contemplates the candle's flame, sighs, and continues.**
Favorite songs that mean the MOST to you right now: Two of 'em. #1: "Looking Through Your Eyes," LeeAnn Rimes. Reason being a line from it sent by Ravyn a couple months ago ... "We can't stop what we have begun." **sighs again**
#2: "I'll Be There," the Four Tops. Not only because I have a love for classic Motown, but because it's a really powerful set of lyrics. Say, that gives me an idea ...
Do you smoke? I sucked in enough secondhand smoke from my mother to make me smell like a pack-a-day smoker, but otherwise I'm clean. (She's quit, incidentally. Got too expensive.)
Drugs? Negatory, pilgrim.
Is COPS a spectator sport? Not all the time ...
What do you think of ...
Eating disorders: Wish they didn't exist.
Marilyn Manson: No opinion.
Premarital sex: If you mean have I done it, **nods** yes. If you mean if I have an opinion of it ... usually in a situation where it would come up, I'm never thinking clearly.
Jerry Springer: Antichrist #6.
KoRn: Haven't listened to them much.
Corn: I *am* the cob. :)
When you hear this, what do you think of?
Summer: Donna
Amanda: Baker (fellow bando in high school. Don't know where she went to, though.)
Joe: DiMaggio
Dezzie: Hunh?
Satan: "And now I will go back to Hell a much richer Prince of Darkness and invest in some real estate." -- from South Park.
Pussy: Willow
Death: Destruction
Puppies: Don't let my manager have 'em. :)
Have you ever met any celebrities? Yes ... Bruce Campbell, Hudson Leick, Robert Picardo, Kate Mulgrew, Terry Farrell ... hell, I even got shoved aside by the Secret Service making way for former President Gerald Ford. :)
Do you have any stuffed animals, and do you have sexual relations with them? Uhmmmm ... no.
Either/or ...
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi whenever available.
Apples or Oranges: Actually, I prefer pears.
Dead or dying? Dying ... at least there's one last spark of life.
Boys or girls? Girls.
Silver or gold? Gold.
Lucifer or Demona? By a longshot, DEMONA!!
Favorite name for a girl or boy? Girl: Rose and all of its derivatives (Rosa, Roseanne, Rosanna, et al.), Boy: Uhmm ... let me get back to you on that one.
What do you think of the song "Pretty Fly White Guy?": Never heard it.
What time is it NOW? 8:35pm EDT
Do you believe in God? Yes.
Does he believe in you? Far be it for me to speak for the Almighty. :)
Where am I? Somewhere north of Neptune on the sanity scale, I think.
Did you know if you think about what's REALLY happening during sex, you can gross yourself out? No. Because it doesn't. It takes a *hell* of a lot to gross me out.
Do you think you're sexy, in your honest opinion? Honestly, I think if anyone tells me I'm sexy, they should have their head examined. Though my ex told me I was ... I think it might have to do with the answer to the question after next.
Do you think I'm sexy? No comment.
What is sexy, anyway? Sexiness is an attitude. To me, romanticism is sexy.
Are you glad this survey is over? Yes. **wipes sweat from brow**
oooEnd potentially offensive materials.ooo
*L* If ya missed it ... on Dateline NBC, Teller (of Penn and Teller) finally spoke on camera! Only problem? The reporter had compared him to Marcel Marceau, to which he reacted, "F**k you!" *L harder*
Stickman: That would be the Fanmics you menioned in the other CR, right? I gotta wait until the 10th for ya to put the site up?! No fair!! :)
Actually, I'm looking forward to putting up some of my work for consideration ... though I'm not sure if people would be willing to see one of them I'd love to have done ("Shadows and Memories" ... enough action, but people may not be too thrilled to see Elisa die.).
**plants hand in chin and sighs, fixating on ... you guessed it ... the candle's flame. More intensely than usual this night.**
Coyote the Bando - [1134@i-is.com]
HEY, HEY, HOCKEYTOWN!!
Sunday, May 2, 1999 08:50:50 PM
IP: modem73.i-is.com
Steve Gooch>Done. Go see! It may not be as powerful as the other post, but I think he'll be moved. :)
Thank you for your comments everyone about my speech. :) Personally, I'm thinking about writing a letter to The Sacramento Bee or Newsweek about the truth about what I think really happened with the Littleton killers and why they did what they did.
Mary Flanders
Sunday, May 2, 1999 08:12:12 PM
IP: stk-ts2-h1-38-67.ispmodems.net
**RP BEGINS NOW, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED**
The screen comes on with an image of a house in Longdale with loud band music coimng out of the garage. Daria suddenly runs towards the building, shoving the door open and then slamming it behind her as she runs in. The band immediately stops playing and all turn to face her. "Daria?" the lead guitarist asks, "aren't you supposed to be in school?" "Trent!" Daria yells, running up to him and almost knocking Jane's brother down with her embrace. "You have to help me!!" "Whoa, slow down!" Trent says as the other band members begin snickering amongst themselves and Daria sheepishly pulls her arms away from their guitarist. "What's going on?" "The Borg, Trent. They took over the school." "The Borg? Daria, you're not a Trekkie, you should know those things aren't real." "This is me, do you think I would make up something like this?" The band look at each other and raise their eyebrows, then shake their heads. "Right," says the drummer. "You have no sense of humor." Daria rolls her eyes and says, "Look, they got Brittany, Kevin, Quinn, my parents, Jane,..." "Whoa!" Trent cuts her off. "They got Jane?" "Yes. We tried to run away, but only I was able to escape. They may still be after me." Trent looks at the band. "Okay, everyone get to the basement. We're gonna call the cops on this. Alright? The TV down there can tell us if Daria's right. Okay, guys? Let's go!"
The display changes to New York City, where the Ravens are in the Onslaught's trailer going over plans to invade Nightstone. "You know," DC says, "I could be of some help to you guys in this. If I take their security systems offline when you're breaking in,..." "Yes," Doug orders him. "You do that. Everyone else, our entry point is here, at the sewage intake pipe. From there we work our way up to Subbasement 22, which houses the computer mainframe. We search it for any info related to Thailog, then we get out. Okay?" "What if we're detected?" Keith asks. "Let's hope we're not," says Kitainia. "But if we are, we'll handle the guards. Any more questions? Okay, then let's start our journey. The sooner we get this over with, the faster we can find out if Thailog's got another plan in the works." Jammer starts the truck, and as they head for the Nightstone Building, Kitainia turns to make a quick post.
**RP 1ST HALF ENDED**
Hi. Hope your weekends all went okay. I just want to say a few things before the wipe. Let's see, what topics are there? :)
Shogun Raptor: The CR archive can be found at http://tgs.gargoyles-fans.org/cr/archive.html or you can go there by clicking my name. Hope you find the rant.
Elisa: Not sure what would happen to her with the Eye of Odin. I bet, though, that she'd get very strong-willed. :)
Steve: Thanks for telling me iron fillings in water would work just as well as blood, Doug and I didn't know that. So in the event of an Unseelie attack, that will be used instead of hemoglobin.
Jackal's Survey: Ok, here goes-
My RL name- Lisa S. Telman.
Nicknames- Kitainia, LST.
Born- July 24, 1979
Location- Austin, TX
Height- 5'10"
Weight- 135 lb.
°°°°°May contain "questionable material°°°
Do you have any pets? Living/Dead? No, no pets.
What time is it right now? 6:45 pm.
What CD is in your CDplayer right now? None, I'm listening to the radio.
CD you last bought/stole- Bought- Pearl Jam's Greatest Hits.
Last movie you rented- Disney's Hercules.
Do you have a boyfriend and/or girlfriend? Yeah, Doug.
Favorite songs that mean the MOST to you right now- Probably "In Your Eyes" by Peter Gabriel, and "With or Without You by U2.
Do you smoke? No.
Do you do any drugs/Don't f***in lie! You're mommy ain't readin this or is she? No, and no.
Does "COPS" quailfy as a sport? Don't watch it, don't know.
What do you think of....
Eating Disorders- Possible cause of health problems.
Marilyn Manson- Mechanical Animals.
Premarital sex- Make sure you do it with someone you love.
Jerry Springer- Must Die.
KoRn- Never heard of them.
Corn- Children of the Corn, by Stephen King. One hell of a scary story.
When you hear this, what do you think of?
Summer- Gleeson, interviewing Batman.
AmAndA- Highlander, Mandi Ohlin.
Joe- Malachi! "The same Joe Malachi who squealed to the Senate Committee on Organized Crime?"
Dezzie- Arnaz.
Satan- Lucifer.
Pussy- Galore.
Death- And Taxes.
Puppies- Bark.
More random questions...
Have you ever met any celebrities? Harrison Ford, Alicia Silverstone, Governor George W. Bush.
Either/or....
Pepsi or Coke? Sprite.
Apples or Oranges? Apples
Dead or Dying? Dead, I guess.
Black or white? Either one's fine.
Boys or Girls? Not going to answer this.
Silver or Gold? Both are equally cool.
Lucifer or Demona? Demona. "Die, Human!!!" L
More random questions....
Favorite name for a boy/girl- Doug, Kevin, Ray for boys. Leigh, Stephanie, Tara for girls.
What do you think of the song, "Pretty Fly for a White Guy"? Never heard it, don't know.
What time is it NOW? 6:53
Do you believe in God? (talking about the Christian God) Yes.
Does he believe in you? I hope so. God's a good guy to have on your side, right?
Where am I? In Georgia.
Did you hear that? No.
Do you think you're sexy, honestly in your own opinion? Yes, and people have confirmed my opinion.
What IS sexy anyway? Depends on who you ask.
Okay, that's done. Next topic.
Jaden: $ Doug explained the reason in my last post. We think there might be some info on where Thailog is now in the computers, if he still has connections to the company. Knowing Thailog, he probably does. :) $
Stickman: Fanfic comics? Cool! I bet Doug's fanfics would be good for that. Better ask him if he's interested. :)
Gun Control: I agree, guns don't kill people. People do.
Okay, that's all for now. Later!
**BACK TO RP**
The Onslaught arrives outside Nightstone and parks in the garage across the street. "Okay," Kitainia says. "We're here." Jammer nods. "There's a manhole." He and Boris hop out and open it while Cobra and Tom put up Men At Work signs so no one will give the open sewer a second glance. Most of the Ravens then don gas masks and survival wetsuits and walk toward the sewer. DC and Mist remain behind to hack into and disable the Nightstone security systems, with Cobra standing at the manhole disguised as a workman and Tricia and Fauline remaining inside the truck as guards. "Let's go in," Doug says as he wrinkles his nose at the sewer's stench. The rest of the team nods, lowers their gas masks, and leap down.
Meanwhile, at the Longdale police station, a dispatcher is speaking into the phone. "Borg are attacking Longdale High?" she says. "This is not a prank line, Trekkie." "Great," Trent growls in his basement as the dispatcher hangs up. "I guess they're not gonna believe us." "Small wonder," Daria sighs. "The Borg got everyone at school and there's nothing about it on TV." "So what do we do, then?" asks Trent. "If they got all our family and friends and nobody will believe us, who can we call?" "Haven't you been watching the underground news network lately, man?" says the band keyboardist. "Borg have attacked San Francisco, Colorado Springs, and several other cities in the past few months. Every time they've showed up, one team has managed to stop them." "Really?" Daria raises her eyebrow. "Can we call this team?" "Yeah," the keyboardist says. "I know their BadGuyStoppers hotline. Give me the phone." Trent does so, and the bandmember begins dialing as the screen goes blank.
**TO BE CONTINUED, END RP**
Kitainia - [dierdre34@yahoo.com]
Sunday, May 2, 1999 08:09:24 PM
IP: hil-c45-043-vty95.as.wcom.net
Avalon Mists deadline > May 26th for the June issue, so start sending those submissions now! Don't forget the Writers' Challenges, too!
Kittens in comic form > oooh, I can't wait to see this ... though it's kind of funny, I would consider it one of my more bloody/gory fics. Not 'Club Gung Ho' or 'Cats and Dogs,' to be sure, but it's still pretty intense!
Christine - [vecna@eskimo.com]
Sunday, May 2, 1999 07:21:27 PM
IP: 08-173.009.popsite.net
Kitania> say, how do I get to the CR archive?
Shogun raptor
Sunday, May 2, 1999 06:39:48 PM
IP: jkv-trans2.firn.edu
<Ed> I'm off topic here, but I must respond to some of the comments made in this room in regards to the gun control debate. My definition of gun control is being able to hit what you aim at. I see no reason why I must give up my second admendment rights for a crime I never commited. It's
not the guns, it's the people who pull the trigger who are the problem.
Gyre - [wseeley@epix.net]
Sunday, May 2, 1999 06:36:58 PM
IP: fltg-ppp47.fltg.net
***TGS COMMENTS/SPOILERS***
Gargoyles/Pendragon: THE DROWNED CITY
Liked to see the return of an old character (Nimue) and old plots (the treasures). Apart from the lack of detail in some of the descriptive passages escaping the Kraken, this was pretty good. Loved the Dingo reference :) 6/10
Timedancer: SURVIVAL
A pretty good episode that had a good mix of emotions and sheds some great light on the past of the London Clan. It seemed a little dull in places, but was well-written generally. 6/10
Timedancer: CONSPIRACIES
My head hurts. I felt the same after REVELATIONS and I feel the same after this. I suspect I shall need some time to step back and read through it again before I can fully appreciate it because I’m so damn gullible I never see these things coming. Still… *another* (relatively) modern day episode? 7/10.
***END COMMENTS***
Gun laws: I never have understood why an otherwise forward-thinking country like the USA can’t follow the ideas implemented here, and effectively get rid of them. Of course, in the light of the Dando murder the point seems rather a stupid one. (That was quite a shock to me when someone mentioned to me that his pager news said she was dead; I never really thought too much about ‘that person on TV’ until then). ‘The right to bear arms’ might once have been the right to kill for a reason, but now it seems that it’s just to kill.
Ed - [ed.reynolds@virgin.net]
Sunday, May 2, 1999 05:43:09 PM
IP: p-235-virgin1.tch.virgin.net
Hey all,
Boy, I've really gotta post here more often; I've got a backlog of responses that reach all the way down the page. Pretty soon they'll reach Traveler-level and... Hey, speaking of which, where is Mr. 25-page post?
Coyote > <Which one? There's two songs called "Rosanna,"> I believe it's the faster one. I wouldn't have brought it up, except that the first time I heard it on the radio was the morning after I started reading your fics. Just thought that was strange :)
Mary > The story of how Gargoyles changed your life is touching. If I were you I'd post that to the S8 room (have you already?) or find some way to get it to Greg Weisman (like mailing it to Gorebash). I'm sure he'd be interested in knowing that his show was responsible for something like that.
SJ > <This movie looks plain awful. A possessed hand?> Guess you've never seen Evil Dead 2.
An England has MUCH stricter gun-control laws than the US. It's damn near impossible to get a gun there. You have to register for entry into a gun club, then IF you get in you have to be a member for a year, then IF you qualify you can buy a gun, which must be kept AT the club. Not even the police are allowed to carry guns.
Stephen Sobotka, Jr > <In the Navy, our raincoats were long, trenchcoat-like in appearance...> I know what you mean. The guy down the hall from me is in NROTC, and was fortunate enough to purchase a bridgecoat before they ran out. He calls it the "Gestapo Coat" for obvious reasons :)
Gyre, Kitainia RE weapons to use againt the Unseelie > Personally, I'd just go with some fully-automatic submachine guns, assault rifles, and auto-pistols loaded with hollowpoint ammunition, shotguns firing iron pellets and flechettes, fragmentation grenades, claymore mines, minguns - basically anything that can spit out a high volume of lead (iron). Don't even ASK how *I'd* get decked out to fight those bastards - it'd take too long to describe and then some FBI guys would come knocking on my door with a search warrant... :)
And Doug, about the, er, "Blood-filled super-soakers," uh... wouldn't that be an extraordinary waste of blood? At least it is when you consider that it'd be just as effective to drop iron filings in water?
Reading all these rants about "The Aftermath," as I shall heretofore call it, makes me want to throw my two cents into the pot yet again, bringing it up to around eight million dollars by now.
<rant>
The media is, by nature, a dual entity. They have, by their own proclamations, "the responsibility to bring the truth to the people." "The people have a right to know," and all that. In some cases, this is a noble cause. In times of injustice, corruption, conspiracy, and tyranny, the media does have the right and the responsibilty to let the people know what's going on.
But oftentimes this responsibility conflicts with the media's *other* responsibility - its responsibility to its owners to show a return, to bring in a profit, to MAKE A BUCK. The almighty dollar reigns supreme in the media world, and it often overshadows its so-called "greater purpose" to spread knowledge and truth. When these roles come into conflict, we have what we see now: The media is jumping all over a subject, perpetuating a stereotype, leaping on the proverbial bandwagon.
Why? Because it's EASY. It's EASY to go along with what your competitors are saying. It's EASY to try to outdo them with sensationalized, yellow journalism. It's EASY to grab the header of someone else's story and work it into your nightly headlines. It's EASY to blame the dead and the minority - because they have NO ONE to speak for them.
It's EASY for the media to blame the Goths, the musicians, the movies, the video games. They have no seats in Congress. They have no mainstream media outlets. Anything THEY say is easily blunted, curtailed, or ripped to shreds by the media giants with their 20-second sound bytes.
It's HARD for journalists to think independently, to really RESEARCH things, to uncover the REAL "truth" that they're insisting is their responsibility to bring to the people. It's HARD for the media to jump off the bandwagon, to stop their practice of sensationalism. It's HARD to accept the fact that you're wrong after your image has been beamed all over the world for weeks stating that people that wear trench coats are really evil demons that eat babies.
So, in the end, the media will always take the EASY way out. Why? Because it makes the most MONEY. It gets the RATINGS. It keeps Ted Turner and the stockholders happy. And in the meantime, the little guys, the social minorities, the outcasts and the people that have no one to speak for them, will take the blame.
</rant>
***Well, now that that's done... Survey time!***
Real Name: Master William Bartholomew Hagglesbottom the Third.
Nick Name: Gooch
Born: Sept. 15, 1980
Location: See tagline below
Height: 6-1
Weight: 150 lbs (Still haven't gained back what I lost whilst wired up.)
Pets: Not *on* me, they're not allowed in the dorm (though that isn't stopping the girls down the hall from keeping a cat in their room illegally :)
Time is 2144 Hours Zulu time
My CD player is empty, but Winamp is going and (Jewel) "You Were Meant For Me" is playing.
Last CD I bought: Uh... it's been a while...Probably Electirc Light Orchestra: Burning Bright, way back in August.
The last movie I rented was... Uh... "Hard Boiled."
Bf/Gf: no relationship now. Dammit.
Meaningful Songs for right now: uh... nothing comes to mind so I'll just go with (Van Halen) "Dreams."
Smoke: no.
Drugs: no.
Drink: On occasion. Wait, this wasn't a question... oh well...
Does COPS qualify as a sport: As I always say, if it's not in the Olympics...
Eating Disorders: sympathy
Marilyn Manson: Don't hate him, don't like him. As long as I don't have to *look* at him, I have no problems.
Premarital Sex: It should mean something.
Springer: Hey, every redneck needs *something* to do!
Korn: Never heard their music. Judgement reserved.
Corn: Mmmmm... Buttered corn on the cob...
When you hear this, what do you think of?
Summer: Work.
Amanda: What I thought Angela's name was for the first three World Tour episodes.
Joe: Stalin
Dezzie: huh?
Satan: Paradise Lost
Pussy: Ack! Damn cat just ran by my door. Brb.
Death: "That is the sound of inevitability..."
Puppies: l'il runts
Have you ever met any celebrities? Not close enough to touch.
Stuffed animals: I'm sure there are still some at home.
Coke.
Oranges.
Dying. Since, if we're not dead, we must be dying, and life must be included in that somewhere.
Black or white what?
Uh... girls?
Again, silver or gold what?
This was a rigged question. Demona.
Favorite names:
"Pretty Fly..." Never heard it.
Time is now 2157 hours zulu time
God?: I should say so.
Me?: I should hope so.
Where am I?: What, do you want space/time coordinates or something?
Did you hear that? All I hear is my typing and Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water."
Not even gonna touch this one.
At times.
I've never met you.
What IS sexy?: Not flaunting it.
Glad the survey's over?: Towards the end, yeah.
***End survey***
Jaden > <(is that song supposed to make you feel sad?)> I don't know, but if it is, it sure works. Considering my favorite quote is exactly, "Who wants to live forever?"
Geez, that thing took TWO HOURS to write out? My God, I've got to get to work... Later all.
==We are not the Gestapo, we simply like their cool uniforms==
Steve Gooch - [stg6@cornell.edu]
Ithaca, NY
Sunday, May 2, 1999 05:16:22 PM
IP: stg6.resnet.cornell.edu
For those who are interested, a Gargoyles comics site will appear on the internet soon. The featured comics will be remakes of fanfiction you can find on your average Gargoyles fanfic server.
The people who run the site choose their favorite fanfiction that has the most action, not too much blood and gore, and no explicit sexual acts. If they like the fanfiction and it has a lot of action, yet it smudges on the other two, it will be edited for content. The fanfictions are chosen by having the author 'submit' them on the webpage, and the staff then chooses their favorite. The site addy will be announced on the 10th (That's when it's finished).
The first comic will be Cristine Morgan's "Kittens".
Also featured on the site will be Gargoyles movies (custom made Quicktime), but they won't appear until another month after the site is opened because they take some time to make.
Lastly, there will be an 'amateur artist of the week's picture. Changed weekly.
I'll come back and post the site address when it's up.
Oh, and anyone who would be interested in helping with anything about the site, contact... me. I'll direct you to someone who can deal with you. sticks@wolfenet.com
Stickman - [sticks@wolfenet.com]
Sunday, May 2, 1999 05:08:00 PM
IP: sea-pm3-6-p158.wolfenet.com
RP WARNING!!
**Atlanta, Georgia. Brave's Stadium
Bud Sellig is standing at a podium with Warren Buffet. Ted Turner is tehre with sad look on his face. On another row are the Catholic schoolgirl scouts next an empty seat. Through the entrance, Andrew Young appears holding Attila. Once he arrives, Bud shakes Andrews's hand and gives hima certificate.
"Mr. Andrew Young, I am proud to give you full ownership of the Atlanta Braves., I hope you don't f*ck up liek Ted Turner did."
"I won't. I owuld also liek to thank Warren Buffet for helping me with the funds,a nd I gladly give him 10% of the Braves as promised."
Ted Turner flips on his laptop to check his money. He has a total of one billion dollars, which dissapears, followed by an e-mail. "Hey Ted. Thanks for the money, it will be great for my birthday, Kofi Anon."
In a fit of anger, Ted Turner shouts, "Curse you scouts and your crooked cat, too. I'll get you all." Then he runs out.
Andrew Young then says, "What a wako! Thanks for the Braves, Attila. You'r ea pretty cool cat."
"Well, tahnks for my cut of teh profits, Andy. You're not such a bad guy yourself," Attila then winks,"for a Democrat." Everyone breaks out laughing at that and the screen fades.**
END RP
Hello everyone. I hope everything hasd been going well.
Carolyn Marie> There are all sorts of old laws like that. In many states, masturbation is illegal. Now, that would be a funny court trial.
Zath> I wonder how Attila and Kitty would react to each other.
Mandi> That is awful. This nonsense could be a serious threat to our basic Liberties and the Free market. I hope we come to our senses and realize the Socialists and the Fundamentalist Extreme are in bed together and both elements must be purged for the good of Capitalism.
Doug and Kaioto> $Now Ted Turner shall be even worse :)$
Gotta go and pick up some drugs at teh Pharmacy :)Attila needs to sell some ritalin to all the boys and girls at Catholic schools :)
My RL name- Thomas Muldrup Logan Forsyth
Nickname- Green Baron
Born- August 4, 1977. 10:45 pm
Location- Uptown New Orleans
Height- 5'10"
Weight- 180
Do you have any pets? One cat, Attila. He posts here, occasionally.
What time is it right now? 3:04 pm
What CD is in your CDplayer right now? It's empty. Some blend of Classical
CD you last bought/stole- Bought- Billy Joel Greatest Hits Volume III back in '97
Last movie you rented- Scream II
Do you have a boyfriend and/or girlfriend? Sadly, teh littel heathen dumped me, but I'm looking again.
Favorite songs that mean the MOST to you right now Dream the Impossible Dream
"Beatiful and carefree, that's how I used to be".)
Do you smoke? No, but I'd ahve no problem buying stock in Philip Morris.
Do you do any drugs? No, except caffeine
Does "COPS" quailfy as a sport? It's fun watching suburban and rural white trash arguing. I'm glad I live uptown
What do you think of....
Eating Disorders- They can be a problem healthwise.
Marilyn Manson- Shock rocker. Small price for the First Ammeendment and the Free Market
Premarital sex- I don't encourage or support it. I guess if teh couple intends to live as husband and wife, but tehy want to avoid a tax penalty, that's okay. Reagrdless, it's important to take responsibilityy for the cosnequences.
Jerry Springer- Like Manson. Small price to pay for teh First Ammnedment and the Free Market
KoRn- Never heard them.
Corn- I ownder how it's doing on the Futures Market right now.
When you hear this, what do you think of?
Summer- Humid
AmAndA- She looked better with long dark hair on Highlander
Joe- My uncle who was almost head of the Secret Service
Dezzie- Arnez
Satan- Ted Turner j/k
Pussy- I cannopt stand taht word.
Death- Purguatory
Puppies- Kittens are cuter
More random questions...
Have you ever met any celebrities? Christine Morgan, Greg Wesiman :)
Do you have any stuffed animals, if so, do you have sexual realtions with any of them? I don't have any now, and that is just sick. How do you think I am? Bill Clinton?
Either/or....
Pepsi or Coke? Generic Cola. It's cheaper
Apples or Oranges? Oranges
Dead or Dying? Dead
Black or white? Good combination for formal wear
Boys or Girls? Girls
Silver or Gold? Silver's good for crucifixes and Mary medals, but it depends on what could give me a higher return on the Futures Market :)
Lucifer or Demona? Demona, especially if she thinks I'm cute :)
More random questions....
Favorite name for a boy/girl- Osbert for a boy. Mary Elizabeth for a girl.
What time is it NOW? 3:22pm
Do you believe in God? (talking about the Christian God)thing). I beleive in a Libertarian God, myself. I like the Catholic version and I love God's Mother, the Virgin Mary.
Does he believe in you? Yes. I'm here, aren't I?
Where am I? Home, waiting to go to Mass in five hours :)
Did you know if you think about what's REALLY happening during sex, you can gross yourself out? Yes, but I stopped when I hit puberty :)
Do you think you're sexy, honestly in your own opinion? I don't. Any comments, ladies. Soem of you have seen my pic :)
Do you think I'm sexy? Homey don't play that game :)
What IS sexy anyway? Ann Coulter, Julia Roberts, Cosnervative long-haired woman near my age :)
Are you glad this survey is over? Yes, I do beleive.
Green Baron - [greenbaron@hotmail.com]
New Orleans, Louisiana, USA
Sunday, May 2, 1999 04:59:14 PM
IP: abd0dfc0.ipt.aol.com
<<...in your leather duds and your pierced whatevers..>>
This may shock some of you, but in RL I have nothing peirced..., anymore. I wanted to get my tongue done..., but I thought better of it. FORGET everything else!
<<I am instead a deceptively quiet lunatic>>
Ahhh, me in my younger dayz!! Awww!
Stabbing Westward!!!! ::Sings loudly:: "Somtimes it hurts, soo much to lose the one you love!!!" ::Then somehow goes into NiN's Closer:: "I want to f*** you like an animal!"
<<Goliath is the surefire way to bring about her downfall and/or corruption.>>
I hate Elisa..., HATE her!!! I wanna see her bleeding on the side of the street, bruised and twitching, and her Garg friends can do nothing but look on in terror, especially Goliath, to see the torment in his eyes..., Ohhhhhh God!! ::Shudders with pleasure:: I just dislike those two..., don't mind me.
<<I've given you 30 minutes of my life>>
Hehehehe, that was my secret plan!! Now I can live forever!! Well..., kinda forever.
<<thinking about never grosses me out>>
OK, imagine this..., SEEING how nasty, sticky, wet juices get soo cold, soo fast.
<<Didn't you think about what happens before you did it?>>
I'm a guy..., of course not! Honestly, I've never been that big on sex anyway, I'm more of a oral person, there ain't a thing in this world that hasn't seen my tongue. (Interpet that however you like).
<<boys or girls for what? What are you talking about?>>
Whatever first pops in your head...
JackaL
Sunday, May 2, 1999 04:51:43 PM
IP: spider-tn063.proxy.aol.com
Here's another Elisa question: What would Odin's Eye have turned her into? When Goliath wore it, it made him so overprotective he imprisoned those he was supposed to be protecting, and when they objected, his enhanced temper made him attack Elisa and Angela. When the Archmage donned the eye, he became more powerful, but his original personality was already so greedy, power-hungry, and vindictive I didn't see much change in him. I'm still not sure exactly what happened to Fox. The others didn't change their entire shape - only became larger, more powerful, more elaborately-dressed versions of themselves. (I wonder if Fox would change into the same thing now that she's had Alex). Back to Elisa - what good qualities do you think she has which might become evil if exaggerated by the Eye's magic. Similar to Goliath or not? And do you think she'd eventually be able to rip off the Eye as Goliath did once she realized what it was doing to her?
Jenniren
Sunday, May 2, 1999 02:31:06 PM
IP: user-2ivf0bn.dialup.mindspring.com
It's too depressing to write much with all the talk of shootings...
A survey? And a long one too! Well, if anyone really wants to get to know me better, you can e-mail me...
Zath> Thanks for the positive vibes! I just like to relate all my poems to angels and gargoyles.
Oh yeah, "Hi" to all newbies in here. I'm one of the unfortunate few who can't get in here much...
If anyone hasn't seen ENTRAPMENT, do! Sean Connery is hot, hot, hot!
Gotta do projects and read "Drowning City." New TD ep was fantastic! See ya...OKIloveyoubyebye!
SOROW - [jim.abadie@cwix.com]
Sunday, May 2, 1999 02:05:04 PM
IP: usr2-dialup167.mix1.irving.cw.net
**RP HERE**
Guod appears on the screen, throwing up his hands in anger as he watches a certain little redhaired girl playing with her dolls across the WD's control room. "Of all the humans in all the world who could have been useful to us," the Borg leader fumes at Carol Borgy, "did you have to assimilate HER?" "Oh come on," the Borgy mom complains. "Surely we can find some use for Elmyra, right?" Guod sighs heavily. "I suppose..."
The display changes back to New York, where DC has just been sliced into several pieces by Stephanie, who then tosses each piece into a different nearby manhole. "That ought to keep him from pestering us," she says as she wipes the blood off her hands. "Guys!" DC screams. "I'm not kidding!! Lonny's gonna kill me permanently!! I really need your help!" "Lonny's gonna kill him permanently?" Kitainia asks. "Is that a bad thing?" Doug scratches his head in thought. "Hmm. I'm not sure." Then he sighs. "Okay, DC's a living creature, but he's a very annoying person. I really don't know if the world would be better off without him or not." "Please!" DC whines as his body slowly reforms. "I don't wanna die for good!!" Kitainia looks at Doug and rolls her eyes. "Let's put it to a vote." "Okay," Doug shrugs. "All in favor of us helping DC?" The Ravens look at each other, then raise their hands. "He has to agree to never mess with our machines again, though," Shap says. "Otherwise..." "Okay," Doug nods. "Fish him out, guys. Lathrop, get a magical cage ready. I guess we'll have to see what we can do to help DC." The Ravens nod and begin to carry out his orders. Doug turns to make a CR post.
**PAUSE RP**
Hi everyone. Well, my weekend's almost over. And finals review week is about to begin. Finals themselves will follow. <sigh> Oh well, at least another semester will be under my belt.
Fanfic Progress: "Dragon's Game" is going slowly, due to all the school stuff I have going right now coupled with a small case of writer's block I haven't cured yet. But don't worry, I'll try to get it out before the end of this month. Currently I'm working on the action between the first and second flashbacks. Don't worry, the fic will be done before too long. In the meantime, keep reading other people's, and if you owe me feedback (hear me, Traveler?), I'd appreciate getting it soon.
80s music: I like a lot of the songs then better than some of the music today. With good reason. Too bad it doesn't get played as often. :(
Kyryn: I agree with you about the benefits of videogames, I also use them to get rid of my aggression. And I like the shotgun in Doom and Duke Nukem too. <grin>
War: I agree, wars should not be waiting games. Not unless you're trying to concentrate on defense. And Madoc is bent on taking over the world, that's not something that requires a defensive strategy. Hope he starts the actual war soon. Then the clan can get some iron (and maybe a few blood-filled Super Soakers; if they can't use hemoglobin, blood works just as well), and take out him and his trash. :) Yes, they don't like killing, but sooner or later they'll have to accept that sometimes it's unavoidable and even necessary in order to do what's right. (They already know this in my fanfic.)
Kaioto: Excellent rant. I agree with every word of it. Kitainia's already gone into further detail on the specific things I liked. I'll just say that like everyone else in here I hope you print that up in some more widely distributed form of media and lots of people read it and take it seriously. :)
Entrapment, Idle Hands: Both were okay films. I wouldn't recommend them to most action or horror fans, though. There was good acting, though, and the plots were mostly okay. I gave them each two/five stars.
Carolynn: A county in Iowa outlawed sex? Okay, that place must be fundamentalist-central. :) $ I think in the RP we'll also make it the county in which Guod has parked his World Devestator. Hey, decent free-thinking people just left the county in droves, he'll have some room to hide it. :) $
Tempt Elisa: I don't know. Maybe if some bad guy kidnapped Goliath and used him to force her to do something bad. But in that case she'd definitely be smart enough to turn the tables on the bad guy. And I don't know of a bad guy who would want to do this. It's a tough question. :)
Mandi: Hmm, my monitor has speakers built in and it's okay. Sorry I don't know what you should do other than buy a new monitor.
Jackal's Survey: Okay, here goes.
My RL name- Douglas Elder
Nicknames- Doug, DRE, Redman.
Born- March 1, 1979
Location- Austin, TX
Height- 5'11"
Weight- 200 lb.
°°°°°May contain "questionable material°°°
Do you have any pets? Living/Dead? No pets. Apartment doesn't allow them.
What time is it right now? 12:30 pm.
What CD is in your CDplayer right now? Greatest Hits of 1989 from Time-Life music.
CD you last bought/stole- Bought- Go Soundtrack.
Last movie you rented- Starship Troopers.
Do you have a boyfriend and/or girlfriend? Yeah, Kitainia.
Favorite songs that mean the MOST to you right now- I don't know.
Do you smoke? No.
Do you do any drugs? No.
Does "COPS" quailfy as a sport? Not sure.
What do you think of....
Eating Disorders- More people are assumed to have them than actually do. (think Ally McBeal)
Marilyn Manson- He's an okay guy in some ways.
Premarital sex- If you want to, do it. It can be fun. :)
Jerry Springer- Man must die, show must be taken off air, replaced with hour of something better. That's what I think.
KoRn- Not sure what this is.
Corn- It's okay.
When you hear this, what do you think of?
Summer- The girl in Clive Cussler's first Dirk Pitt adventure novel.
AmAndA- Cute cheerleader I knew in high school named Amanda Grogan, Highlander.
Joe- and Frank Hardy.
Dizzy- Up the Girl, whatever that means.
Satan- I think of Flanders impersonating him on Simpsons, that was a lot of laughs.
Pussy- You don't want to know.
Death- The Grim Reaper.
Puppies- Elmyra.
More random questions...
Have you ever met any celebrities? Robert Duvall, Greg Weisman, Christine Morgan, a few others I can't remember off the top of my head.
Do you have any stuffed animals, if so, do you have sexual realtions with any of them? No, and <disgusted> no.
Either/or....
Pepsi or Coke? Coke.
Apples or Oranges? Apples, orange juice.
Dead or Dying? "Continue dying. Out." (My favorite quote from Long Kiss Goodnight.)
Black or white? Gray works for me.
Boys or Girls? Uh, boys or girls for what? What are you talking about?
Silver or Gold? I like silver better, but gold is also nice.
Lucifer or Demona? Demona is the one I'd rather be friends with, she's redeemable. And H-O-T hot.
More random questions....
Favorite name for a boy/girl- Leigh, Sarah, or Lisa for girls, Kevin, David, or Alex for boys.
What do you think of the song, "Pretty Fly for a White Guy"? It's okay. I've heard better music, though.
What time is it NOW? 12:35.
Do you believe in God? (talking about the Christian God) Yes. Someone had to have created this multiverse.
Does he believe in you? I hope so, haven't asked him though so I don't know.
Where am I? In Georgia, right?
Did you hear that? Hear what?
Do you think you're sexy, honestly in your own opinion? I've been told I am. :)
Do you think I'm sexy? Uh, never seen you, Jackal. And since I'm completely hetero, probably not.
What IS sexy anyway? Lots of things.
Are you glad this survey is over? Yeah, especially the objectionable stuff.
Okay, that's all for now. See y'all again when the new episode is up.
**BEGIN 2ND HALF OF RP**
DC is pulled out of the sewer and placed in Lathrop's prepared cage of force. "Alright," Doug nods. "Let's debrief him, then we'll check into the hotel and head for Nightstone. First question, DC. Why is Lonny trying to kill you?" "Uh, that's a long story. It all started on April Fool's Day, when..." Kitainia and the others nod when he's finished. "Okay," Tricia says. "That's a problem. Listen, we're gonna help you, but you have to do something for us in return." "What?" "Never mess with any of our Internet connections again," says Kitainia. DC drops his jaw. "No! That would be taking away my fun!" "Okay," Doug shrugs. "Then we don't help you." DC sighs heavily, rolls his eyes, and says, "Okay, I agree." "Good," Doug tells him. "Okay, we can let him out of the cage now. But Mist, I want you to keep an eye on DC, okay?" The cat meows in assent. "Alright then, let's get ready to head for Nightstone."
Meanwhile, back in Washington, AD Kincaid is speaking with Thailog via viewscreen. "This is unexpected," he is saying. "The Ravens are defying gov't orders and still going after you. It appears my plan failed." "Yes," Thailog agrees. "And as punishment for your failure, you will have to eliminate the Ravens. I suggest you use your government resources." "Right," Kincaid nods. "I'll have my best men abduct the Ravens and take them to Area 51-A for execution." "Excellent," says Thailog. "I'm sending you someone to put in field command of those men. Ta-ta." The viewscreen goes blank. Kincaid wipes sweat from his brow and presses his intercom. "Ms. Price, get me some coffee, right now." The AD's secretary walks in and sets a cup down, then suddenly twitches and shakes, her body transforming into a much taller and more well-built man. The strange figure wears an MIB suit and sunglasses, but otherwise looks just like one of the evil agents from The Matrix. "Greetings," the figure tells the shocked-looking Kincaid. "Thailog and Kharsus sent me to assist you. My name is Tau. Agent Tau."
**TO BE CONTINUED, END THIS VERY CHILLING BIT OF RP**
Doug - [frostfire@mail.utexas.edu]
Sunday, May 2, 1999 02:00:35 PM
IP: dal-qbu-zop-vty20.as.wcom.net
Jackal's survey (not that anyone cares about my answers)
Do you have any pets? I sort of have a cat, but I don't like it much.
What time is it right now? 12:40 PM Sunday
What CD is in your CDplayer right now? It's empty
CD you last bought/stole- Bought- Yeomen of the Guard
Last movie you rented- Tous les Matins du Monde and 101 Dalmations (it was rent one get one free) Cruella was OK but the rest of that movie stunk. In Tous les Matins I thought the conversations Sainte-Colombe had with his dead wife was an intriguing idea, though most of the movie was pretty depressing. Viol music from that era has that effect on me.
Do you have a boyfriend and/or girlfriend? No
Favorite songs that mean the MOST to you right now- I'm not really into songs at the moment. I've been listening mainly to choral masses and requiems. I like the sound of the Latin.
Do you smoke? No
Do you do any drugs No
Does "COPS" qualify as a sport? I can see how some people would think it would. Maybe it is. I've only watched it a couple of times and didn't find it very interesting. Sports has the same effect on me.
What do you think of....
Eating Disorders- waste of time
Marilyn Manson- don't know her (hehehe)
Premarital sex- Depends on the age of the participants
Jerry Springer- loudmouth
KoRn- Is this a new brand of popcorn?
Corn- I had blue cornflakes for breakfast.
When you hear this, what do you think of?
Summer- hot, humid, too suffocating to breathe. Stay inside.
AmAndA- plagiarism (don't ask)
Joe- Blow
Dezzie- Arnaz (someone said that but I thought it too)
Satan- Black Beauty (both names of black horses in books I read when I was very young)
Pussy- Willow
Death- Sandman
Puppies- propulsion (don't ask again)
More random questions...
Have you ever met any celebrities? Christopher Walken (I didn't know who he was at the time. He talked about sci-fi films and special effects and seemed like an interesting guy)
Do you have any stuffed animals? They're in a box in a closet in my Dad's house. I don't like to throw anything out.
do you have sexual realtions with any of them? How?
Either/or....
Pepsi or Coke? I don't like cola. It gives me a gag reflex.
Apples or Oranges? Apples fresh off the tree. Haven't had them for years. Even the wormy ones are great.
Dead or Dying? Dead. Why prolong the agony.
Black or white? Black
Boys or Girls? Something in-between would be interesting.
Silver or Gold? The metal or the color. For the metal, I like gold because it doesn't tarnish. For the color I like silver. It seems like a color that can represent either pure good or pure evil and that sort of fascinates me.
Lucifer or Demona? Probably Demona, though Lucifer was pretty cool in the Sandman comics...
More random questions....
Favorite name for a boy/girl- These change just about every day depending on my mood or whatever.
What do you think of the song, "Pretty Fly for a White Guy"? Never heard it. Don't particularly want to. Sounds dumb.
What time is it NOW? 1:19 PM (I'm squeezing in lunch as I type)
Do you believe in God? (talking about the Christian God) I consider the Christian God to be only one way of looking at God, filtered through the sensibilities of the people who call themselves Christians.
Does he believe in you? I don't think "believe" is quite the right word for how God regards people. Everyone has a potential that God is aware of or has given them. People have different potentials. What they do with them and how they cope with the lack of them is of interest to God. I don't know how to explain this because I'm not very religious.
Where am I? At my computer.
Did you know if you think about what's REALLY happening during sex, you can gross yourself out? Why? Didn't you think about what happens before you did it?
Do you think you're sexy, honestly in your own opinion? No
Do you think I'm sexy? I think you're about as sexy as Hell.
What IS sexy anyway? A state of mind.
Are you glad this survey is over? Yeah. Now don't make any more unless they involve gargoyles.
Thank you for your time, I hope you had fun!!! And thank you to the one who played my lab rat. Squeak!!!
Jenniren
Sunday, May 2, 1999 01:41:48 PM
IP: user-2ivf399.dialup.mindspring.com
****Survey Start****
My RL name- Alan
Nickname- Ordell, from Elmore Leonard's Rum Punch orQuentin Tarantio's Jackie Brown (it's the samee thing), because Samuel L. Jackson is the man.
Born- August 15, 1981
Location- Dante's Inferno, otherwise known as Odessa, Texas
Height- 6'1
Weight- 160
Do you have any pets? Living/Dead? I have two dogs and a rabbit, and a countless number of dead animals.
What time is it right now? 10:56 AM
What CD is in your CDplayer right now? Wyclef: The Carnival
CD you last bought/stole- Bosstones: Live from the Middle East.
Last movie you rented- John Water's Pecker
Do you have a boyfriend and/or girlfriend? Si
Favorite songs that mean the MOST to you right now- Bad Religion's I Want to Conquer the World, Nirvana's Turnaround, Rage Against the Machine's Darkness of Greed, some others.
Do you smoke? unfortunatley, si
Do you do any drugs? I used to fry every Friday (no pun intended), but I got to where I was taking three hits a night, so I stopped for a while. I still do every once and a while.
Does "COPS" quailfy as a sport? not so much
What do you think of....
Eating Disorders- not so much
Marilyn Manson- I'm a punk rocker/hip-hopper. Manson can kiss my ass.
Premarital sex- Right.
Jerry Springer- not so much
KoRn- They sold out, but I never liked them in the first place.
Corn- not so much
When you hear this, what do you think of?
Summer- I live in the desert, so heat comes to mind.
AmAndA- my cousin's name is amanda
Joe- nothing at all
Dezzie- well, it's an akward name.
Satan- um, not so much
Pussy- um, right.....
Death- not so much.
Puppies- rather annoying little creatures
More random questions...
Have you ever met any celebrities? I met Richard Greco once. It wasn't a pleasant situation, I don't like to talk about it.
Do you have any stuffed animals, if so, do you have sexual realtions with any of them? not so much.
Either/or....
Pepsi or Coke? Coke, but I prefer Dr. Pepper
Apples or Oranges? oranges
Dead or Dying? Well, I'm dying. We're all dying.
Black or white? black.
Boys or Girls? I chose not to answer this on the grunds that I'm not sure if the question is refering to something sexual or not.....
Silver or Gold? not so much.
Lucifer or Demona? Demona
More random questions....
Favorite name for a boy/girl- Roland/Gabrielle
What do you think of the song, "Pretty Fly for a White Guy"?: As I've stated to people before, the Offspring IS NOT punk. They almost were, but now they're just annoying.
What time is it NOW? 11:15 AM
Do you believe in God? Nay, I am a full fledged Athiest.
Does he believe in you? Not so much.
Did you know if you think about what's REALLY happening during sex, you can gross yourself out?. I was not aware of that.
Do you think you're sexy, honestly in your own opinion? No, but apparently there are some crack-whores who think I am.
Do you think I'm sexy? not so much.
What IS sexy anyway? my girl Amber, and Christina Ricci.
Are you glad this survey is over? sure, why not......
****Survey Ends****
DS9 is one of the coolest shows around......I don't know where that came from......later all
Ordell - [awaltrip@cableone.net]
Sunday, May 2, 1999 12:17:46 PM
IP: ppp-72.ode.cableone.net
"I don’t know, old friend. The blood moon has always been a sign of ill-tidings." Goliath stared out at the rising lunar phenomena. "I wonder what strange omens this one will bring."
"Blood Moon" --- coming soon from TGS
Spike
Sunday, May 2, 1999 09:01:10 AM
IP: ppp08-51.ght.iadfw.net
Wow, we had a whole 12 hour stretch where no one posted. **Zath tracks down Mr. DC and proves it's possible to kill someone using nothing but a box of Bisquik, a spork, and a couple of oysters.** There, if DC knows what's good for him, it shouldn't happen again.
Carolynn Marie> <<One of the counties in Iowa banned sex>> What do they do, arrest women who get pregnant? I'm suddenly getting images of a modern day version of the Scarlet Letter where the punishment is a big red "S" instead of an "A"...
Christine> Like most of my work, there's a lot of doodles and half-erased pencil lined that I'd like to edit out with Photoshop before it sees the light of day. Hopefully I can get it scanned on Monday.
Wilek> <<I just can't make things rhyme... >> I often make use of my old friend, the rhyming dictionary. It helps a lot, but not always. Can you think of anything that rhymes with "length" besides "strength"? Maybe I should try writing something in Spanish, not only do I need the practice, but rhymes are easier too : )
SJ> <<Last movie you rented: From Dusk Till Dawn 2>> Which one? I hear there's both a sequel (more crooks end up at the bar) and a prequel (the origin of the head vampire lady).
Odd Question> Do gargoyles need to go to the bathroom, or do they get rid of all their solid waste in the form of shed stone skin? (I haven't asked this one before have I? I can't remember. Ug, eighteen and I'm already getting senile…)
Survey> I'm too lazy to answer everything, but here are a few:
Do you have any pets? Kitty's RL counterpart
What CD is in your CDplayer right now? My CD player is empty, but I think my tape player might still have NOFX's "Punk in Drublic"
CD you last bought/stole- don't remember
Last movie you rented- don't remember
Do you smoke? No
Pepsi or Coke? Coke
Dead or Dying? It depends on the circumstances
Silver or Gold? Stainless steel, it's easier to take care of, less likely to be stolen, and good for killing Unseelies
Where am I? You are here
Did you hear that? That dark, evil sounding whispering??? Yes, but don't worry, it's only Kitty farting in her sleep.
Are you glad this survey is over? *shrugs* it's not like I have anything better to do at this time of night…
***** PARTY RP *****
Everything seems to be going well. After the Road Rovers broke the ice, characters from all sorts of non-Disney cartoons started arriving until humans are actually a minority. Other than a brief fist fight between the characters of Thunder Cats and Tiger Sharks, Jim's party looks like it is actually going to be pretty peaceful for once. All that changes when Zath runs up to Jim with bad news.
"Uh, Jim, we have a problem. It looks like Malcolm was wrong"
"What are you talking about?"
"When the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates *DO* eat the tourists!"
***** END PARTY RP *****
(to be continued by… someone else! Anyone who wants to, please feel free to pick up the plot from here)
Zath
Sunday, May 2, 1999 03:58:13 AM
IP: ns8-13.viptx.net
[Rho: "Commander, Jackal survey dead ahead!" Wilek: "Evasive maneuvers!" Khesaat: "It's too late! The survey has set up an interdiction field and locked tractor beams! We can't escape!"] Heh.
Survey (stuff I deem inappropriate will be skipped)>
Do you have any pets?> IRL, none. In here, a xenomorph and two vampire eagles.
What time is it right now?> 2:42 a.m.
What CD is in your CDplayer right now?> No CD, but a MID of the classical remix of Bloodlines from Castlevania 64 is loaded into my MID player.
CD you last bought> Three, actually: the Beetlejuice soundtrack and the soundtracks to the first two Hellraiser movies.
Last movie rented> It's been so long I can't remember.
Do you have a boyfriend and/or girlfriend?> Nope, and I'm not interested (sorry girls :P ).
Favorite songs that mean the MOST to you right now> Um...several, actually; too many to name here.
Do you smoke?> No thank you, I'm rather fond of breathing.
Do you do any drugs> Closely related to previous question. You're mommy ain't readin this or is she?........, Is she?> Read my fourth fic and find out why not. <sigh>
Does "COPS" quailfy as a sport?> You have to be kidding.
What do you think of....
Eating Disorders> Ew.
Marilyn Manson> Ew again.
Jerry Springer> Weird. Tolerable if there's nothing else on.
KoRn> Before coming here, I never heard of them, and I still don't really know who they are (neither do I care to).
Corn> Ecch.
When you hear this, what do you think of?
Summer> It's hot, and I usually take my vacation during the summer (usually to Disney World).
AmAndA> Who?
Joe> Um...?
Dezzie> Desi Arnaz.
Satan> DIE YOU <censored>!
Pussy> This is what British sitcom character Mrs. Slocombe always calls her cat. Mean little thing, too.
Death> Um...?
Puppies> My neighbors' adorable Shih Tzu and cocker spaniel
More random questions...
Have you ever met any celebrities?> None that I know of
Do you have any stuffed animals?> A few, mostly sitting on a shelf somewhere.
Either/or....
Pepsi or Coke?> Either
Apples or Oranges?> Oranges
Dead or Dying?> Eh?
Black or white?> Black (clothing, I presume)
Boys or Girls?> Please tell me this doesn't mean what I think it does.
Silver or Gold?> Both
Lucifer or Demona?> Eh?!
More random questions....
Favorite name for a boy/girl> Boy: Xavier Girl: Alynna
What do you think of the song, "Pretty Fly for a White Guy"> Never heard of it, but I doubt I'd like it
What time is it NOW?> 2:52 a.m.
Do you believe in God?> There's no way the universe could have come about by itself.
Did you hear that? That dark, evil sounding whispering???> Not since I set a few traps (which reminds me, gotta check those)
Did you know if you think about what's REALLY happening during sex, you can gross yourself out?> The whole IDEA grosses me out. Ever see the Star Trek TNG episode Up The Long Ladder?
Are you glad this survey is over?> Rather, yes.
Wilek
Sunday, May 2, 1999 03:21:38 AM
IP: tnt-1-110-56k.portsmouth.zoomnet.net
****SHORT RP****
"So Doug," Jaden says. "Why are we going to Nightstone?"
****END RP****
Toku Kaioto-I understand. Today when I see the people who used to make fun of me they act like they were my best friends.
SURVEY:
Real name- David
Nickname- Jaden, you know I actually thought that I made that name up.
Born- July 24, 1979
Location- sitting down facing front...just a joke 610 Coiner St.
Height- 5'11"
Weight- 150-160 (I never stay the same for very long)
Pets-I currently own a blood-hound pup, two rat-terriers, 3 cats, one pig, one cow, one bird. To tell you what I used to have would take-up to much time.
Current time- 11:13 p.m. no wait 11:14 p.m.
CD in CD player- Martin Page "In the House of Stone and Light"
Last CD bought- I'm not sure, but I think the one above is it or "The Crow" sound track.
Last movie rented- It's a Bugs Life.
Do I have a girlfriend- No I don't think that I should start a relationship since I'm not sure where I'm going to be this time next year.
Fav. songs-Queen-"Who Wants to Live Forever" (is that song supposed to make you feel sad?), Jewel "Hands"
Do I smoke-I tried it awhile back, but nothing came of it.
Drugs-I too tried this once. Didn't do anything for me.
COPS-yes
Eating Disorders-Should be avioded
Manson- I'm not sure what to think
Premarital sex- Do it or don't does it matter that much?
Jerry Springer- Let's not go there
KoRn- ????
corn- like it
Summer- A nice sunny day, a golden field, green trees, blue sky, small puffy clouds.
AmAndA-Highlander
Joe-Coffee ICK!
Dezzie-Arnez Jr. (I think that's how you spell it) Brady Bunch...again ICK
Satan-hell
pussy-
Death-the next stage
puppies-A little brown puppy with dark eyes that say "I can have anything I want because I'm cute"
Celeb.- Yep, ran into one at a hotel I was posted at. Won't say who.
Stuffed animals/sex-not anymore and no.
Pepsi/coke- Pepsi
Apples or Oranges- Apples
Dead or dying- Dead, I want to know.
Black or white- I like Grey
Silver or Gold- Silver
Lucifer or Demona- Demona
Fav. name Boy/Girl- John/Pandora...I just like the name
Song-I can live with it.
time- 11:37
God? I believe that there is something greater than any of us could fully grasp. Who knows maybe all religions are right in their own way.
Does He believe in me? I'd like to think so.
Where am I? in a place of waiting.
Did you here that? All I hear is my mind trying to understand itself and everything else.
Gross yourself out- thinking about never grosses me out
Do I feel sexy- I've had my moments
What is sexy- Someone I can love and can relate to.
Glad- I'm Free! I'm free! hahahahahhahahahaha
Well Good Night
See ya later!
Jaden - [smokey1@silcom.com]
Los Alamos, CA, U.S.A.
Sunday, May 2, 1999 02:43:28 AM
IP: pm0-11.vpop1.avtel.net
Hiee! Man it's been a LONG time since I've been here...And I'm so happy I came back! Great new Timedancer eps, it's the only one I have time to read anymore...and finally
***SPOILERS***
Sata's preggers! Whee!
***END SPOILERS***
On the subject of Goths: Well, more than half my friends are Gothies, and they're such cute widdle tings I just want to hug dem and squeeze dem and...I'm getting off-topic. Yeah, there's some of them that are nuts and insane and really out there, but those are the ones that the REAL gothies kick out of the group. My buds are kewl...blaming Gothics and other 'minorities' for things like the Littleton massacre is stupid...personally I think it's the parents' fault...
Survey time!
My RL name- Well, since it's on my e-mail anywayz...Orli. Yes, that's really it. It's Hebrew, that explains all anomalies away.
Nickname- Um...Beached Whale, Whorli, Orli-chan, and Owie.
Born- February 27th. Send presents! ;þ
Location- Los Angeles, city of annoying little brats who steal my anime (and my Goliath action figure! I don't care if he IS Michael Reaves' son, that was MINE!!!)
Height- 5'6"
Weight- It's not polite to ask a girl her weight you know...
Do you have any pets? Living/Dead? Yes. Lots of them. Pigeons, chickens, sex-changing ducks, 3 dogs (and one down in DC), 2 cats (one cat-napped a couple years back ;( ), parakeets, cockatiels, a turtle somewhere, rabbits, that hawk that keeps eating my pigeons, and a dead mouse. Oh, and my pet rock.
What time is it right now? 11:11 PM pacific.
What CD is in your CDplayer right now? Mellon-Collie and the Infinite Sadness by the Smashing Pumpkins.
CD you last bought/stole- Bought--that one above.
Last movie you rented- Ever After and Pippi Longstocking. I was in the mood...
Do you have a boyfriend and/or girlfriend? No.
Favorite songs that mean the MOST to you right now- Ooh..tuffie. Uhm...Anything that has to do with people leaving...one of my best buds has been sent off to Nevada with no hope of coming back before 2002... ;( Can't name any specific ones, tho...
Do you smoke? No! Those things have formaldehyde and nail polish remover in them!
Do you do any drugs? No.
Does "COPS" quailfy as a sport? NO!
What do you think of....
Eating Disorders- My best friend Lyric. Eats like a pig and looks like she's anorexic. I hate ppl like that...but I love her...eating disorders are bad.
Marilyn Manson- He's in it for the money. His songs have no real meaning.
Premarital sex- Why not?
Jerry Springer- Jerry! Jerry! Sad...
KoRn- I love 'em!!!
Corn- I hate it!!
When you hear this, what do you think of?
Summer- Leaving all my friends to go to a stuffy desert called Israel...
AmAndA- Eh...?
Joe- Dawson.
Dezzie- and Lucy?
Satan- Mowi-chan. (my wiccan buddy who doesn't actually worship him...)
Pussy- Shpitz. (my kitty-kat)
Death- Terry Pratchett
Puppies- kewtsy wootsy!
More random questions...
Have you ever met any celebrities? Um...does Michael Reaves count?
Do you have any stuffed animals, if so, do you have sexual realtions with any of them? Yes and no. A rabbit.
Either/or....
Pepsi or Coke? PEPSI!
Apples or Oranges? I prefer grapefruits actually...
Dead or Dying? Uh...Dead.
Black or white? Black...
Boys or Girls? Depends. Who is it?
Silver or Gold? Uh...silver tends to go black on just SEEING my hands go near it (::goes innocently back to her job at the silver store::) so gold all the way.
Lucifer or Demona? Demmie's prettier. And cooler.
More random questions....
Favorite name for a boy/girl- Cailet or Lyric for the girl...Xander for a boy. No A-L-E involved in that anywhere.
What do you think of the song, "Pretty Fly for a White Guy"? Ugh...my brother sings it...so it is now evil.
What time is it NOW? 11:21 pm pacific
Do you believe in God? (talking about the Christian God) Uh...I'm Jewish.
Does he believe in you? Of course not!
Where am I? Somewhere paingul, I hope....
Did you know if you think about what's REALLY happening during sex, you can gross yourself out? I suppose.
Do you think you're sexy, honestly in your own opinion? Sometimes. Usually the other person laughs.
Do you think I'm sexy? No.
What IS sexy anyway? Billy Corgan!
Are you glad this survey is over? YES!!!
Ari - [orli_gal@hotmail.com]
Sunday, May 2, 1999 02:21:46 AM
IP: zulu.beverlycorp.com
Blasted link didn't work... (Clicki!) Lets hit the road rovers!
Robby the CR DJ
Sunday, May 2, 1999 02:20:10 AM
IP: spider-wn042.proxy.aol.com
Puck pic... Getting into character don't cha know!
Oh my, another Jackal survey... At least this one IS more family friendly than the last... Except for the drugs question, and thats not very explicit this time. And there's a few newbies since last time so I suppose that justifies answering...
Name- Robert John Bevard the second
Nickname- Robby
Born-August 5th, 1982
Locations- San Antonio, born and raised
Height- 5'9" last I checked, I may be at 5'11" by now.
Weight- 155 or so.
Pets- Two dogs, a cat, a hedgehog, and a basilisk.
Time- 12:28
CD in the player right now- Goofy Movie soundtrack
Last CD bought- Um... They Might Be Giants: Flood?
Last movie rented- Um.. Men In Black I think.
Girlfriend- HEATHER!
Fave songs- Stand By Me. Always my favorite.
Drugs- Nope.
Eating disorders, Marilyn Manson, premarital sex, Jerry Springer, Korn- Don't know who KoRn is, the rest I don't like but I have nothing against them really.
Corn-Don't eat it because it doesn't digest.
When you hear this...
Summer- Vacation!
Amanda- Perkins!
Joe- Dimaggio
Dezzie- Arnez
Pussy- Galore! Like the bond flick!
eath- and destruction
Puppies- A song titles "Dead Puppies aren't much fun." Ick I'm morbid tonight.
Met celebrities- Wierd Al, Rob Paulsen, Jeff bennet, Fred Perry, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, some others... and I've talked to quite a few others.
Stuffed animals- Snuffalupagus, the mammoth thingie from Sesame Street.
Beverage- Whatevers cheapest
Fruits- Apples, easier to start eating!
Black or white- Whatever color make the drawing look better.
Guys or gals- Gals!
Silver or gold- Gold is shorter to type, so at the moment, I'll go with that.
Lucifer or Demona? Demona definatley. Among other things, she looks better.
Fave name- HEATHER!
Time-12:49
Believe in God? No, but I don't deny the possibility.
Where am I- Office with the fast computer.
Do you hear that? Nope.
Oii... And now that thats done, a wee bit of rehersal...
"Thy coward, art thou bragging to the stars, telling the bushes that thou look'st for wars and will not come? Come thou child, I'll whip thee with a rod, he is defiled, that draws a sword on thee..."
Puck from the play is a bit meaner than the gargs Puck isn't he?
Kaioto- You and Lexy? I never knew! Congrats both of you.
**PARTY RP**
Things are going along smoothly until shouting comes from a direction. "AHhh! The dog is gonna kill us all!"
Jim is shocked. "I thought those hounds were taken care of."
"That isn't the same hound... It's MUZZLE!" The fact is soon proved, the Road Rovers have come! (Clicki!) Warner Brothers characters at Disney World! Neat! Jim soon becomes reaquainted with Hunter, Exile, Shag, and Colleen. Colleen is slightly distracted by the fact that something seems to be wrong.
"Ey... Where's what's his name? Blister?"
Hunter shrugs. "It looks like Blitz has run off. I would not have predicted this!" A howl of pain is heard from a distance, and Blitz flies through the air and hits the ground face first.
"Blitz, what happened to you?" The answer to that question soon comes forth as Demona, eyes burning crimson red, with green dyed hair and a Rocky Horror Picture show outfit comes into view growling.
"Keep him away from me! Tooshie biting is out of the question!"
Robby
Sunday, May 2, 1999 02:17:38 AM
IP: spider-wn042.proxy.aol.com
JackaL's survey … normally I don't do surveys, but I'm open minded and you're my friend so I'll answer a few questions while I have the time.
Real Name: Martin
Nick Name: Marty (or Maaaarteeheey)
Location: Bentley College, MA
Height: 6'0''
Weight: 195 lbs.
Pets: 2 pleasant if lazy cats, living.
Time: 1:25AM
CD: Frighteningly enough … Garth Brooks: Double Live …
Last CD Obtained: See above …
Last Movie Rented: Wow … VCR … I remember having a VCR once … vaguely …
Girlfriend: *looks over at Lexy* That would be an over-simplification :) That and more …
Songs:
"Pilate's Dream": Andrew Lloyd Webber's "Jesus Christ, Super Star"
"Numbered Days" by the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, in the wake of Littleton.
"It's All For You" by Sister Hazel, for my Lexy-chan.
"Let's Face It" by the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, "Why were we put here? What for? We're unsure. We sure weren't put here to hate. Be racist. Be sexist. Be bigots. Be sure. We won't stand for your hate … get that straight …"
Smoke, Drink, Drugs: Nope, technicallly I could qualify as straigh edge. I'm such a boy scout. *L*
Eating Disorders: Does only eating mint chocolate chip ice cream if it is green count? (Don't want to demean anyone who has a real eating disorder, just a joke about myself)
Manson: Well, I don't care, honestly. He doesn't do anything for me.
Premarital Sex: I just don't think it is responsible. Don't think it should be outlawed either. *L*
Jerry Springer: I guess ~someone~ has to amuse our most base fascinations now that the freak show is passe.
KoRn: Not my style. Not their fault.
Corn: Grow it in my back yard in the summer.
Summer: Corn, job, visit Wisconsin :)
AmAnDa: Spock … his mother.
Joe: Doing a radio show at 9-11AM EST on Tuesday. Catch it on Real Audio at WWW.wbty.com. :) God willing and sleep permitting, I'll be helping run the show and even be on the air.
Dezzie: Duh … OK … left my brains in the time machine on this one …
Satan: Poor stupid b***ard. Feel bad for him. Wouldn't want to be in his shoes.
Pussy: South Park - Kenny - "Mph mphth mpth mph mth!" Stan - "How do you know she has a cat?" When I first saw this I blinked twice and was *ROTFLMAO*
Death: Forcible (possibly premature) Transcendance.
Puppies: Cute, but grow up to be big stupid dogs … *shakes head* Dogs are OK, but I'm a cat person.
Celebrities: Not many worth mentioning.
Stuffed Animals: Yes I own them. No I don't do such things. Leave your mind in the gutter too long and the street sweeper won't give it back, my friend. *shakes his head*
Pepsi
Oranges, seedless, Florida
Dying
Prismatic
Girls
Silver
Demona
Favorite Names:
Boy - Peter, Girl - Liz
"Pretty Fly …" I've seen this IRL and it ain't pretty. *ROTFLMAO*
1:50 AM
Yes, and believe it or not, he doesn't hate you, Stephen. He told me so. :)
*Skip a few* Sorry man … *L*
Yes, I've given you 30 minutes of my life, and you know what, JackaL? I don't begrudge you any of them, my brother.
OK … I'm done 'til the TGS ep comes out or something really weird happens. (2:1 odds on the former)
Bona Fortuna :)
Toku Kaioto - [kaioto@yahoo.com]
Boston, MA, USA
Sunday, May 2, 1999 02:01:47 AM
IP: 141.133.128.169
No RP tonight. Too late tonight for that.
Tim P: Excellent point about gun control laws. I remember hearing that England has looser gun control laws...but they have fewer serious crimes involving guns....makes you think. Perhaps we're all just a bunch of gun nuts over here.
BTW, that teacher sounds like a bit of an arsehole. Then again he was a career Army man.....No offense to those who are in the armed services, or want to be, but I've met some real weirdos that have come out of the service. I mean, some of the guys I knew--whew, they were certifiable. But then again, I kinda want that. I want a soldier who will go completely "Full Metal Jacket" on the enemy.
Goths: I don't know...while it's true, the culture has grown since it's conception, but I don't think it's prevalent enough to be said that "everyone's doing it". It's still more of a sub-culture than a trend.
Tempting Elisa: Personally, I think that either turning her into a Gargoyle or making Goliath human would be enough to corrupt her. Or seduce her with the promise of an actual family between them. Either way, I totally believe that Goliath is the surefire way to bring about her downfall and/or corruption.
POLL TIME!!!
Do you have any pets? Not currently. They've all gone to wherever pets go when they die.
What time is it right now? 1:30 a.m., East Coast time.
What CD is in your CD player right now? U2's "War". I was in the mood for them after catching one of those "VH1: Behind the Music" specials. I LOVE those!
CD you last bought/stole: "Darkest Days", by Stabbing Westward
Last movie you rented: From Dusk Till Dawn 2 (HORRIBLE. The first was soooo much better) and Smoke Signals (awesome movie)
Do you have a boyfriend and/or girlfriend: Yeah. But we're kinda doing the long distance relationship thing right now. Different schools and all. Dumlao, I feel your pain :(
Favorite Songs that mean the most to you right now: Hate to sound like I'm ripping off JackaL, but "Freak on a Leash" and "Got the Life" from Korn, and also "Sometimes It Hurts" by Stabbing Westward and "Battleflag" by the Lo Fidelity Allstars
Do you Smoke? Occasionally. Marlboro's or Camels. Newports make me retch...ugh, nasty taste.
Do you do any drugs? No. Except Caffeine, in large quantities.
Does "COPS" qualify as a sport? Heck yes. It's the Redneck Olympics. Next up, the Wife-Beater Mad Dash From The Authorities.
What do you think of.....
Eating Disorders: Terrible. Frankly, while being slim can be attractive, I like women to be nice and full-figured. Not Ally McBeal praying mantis-like thin.
Marilyn Manson: Great musician. Even better showman. Unjustly ridiculed sometimes. Justly ridiculed sometimes.
Premarital Sex: Hmm...can't sound too Puritan....I don't think it's really wrong, but then again, I also think that it should be meaningful, with someone you care about.
Jerry Springer: Well, his show's a parade of freakish humanity, but he is number one...
Korn: I like their music. I hate them during interviews for some reason....
Corn: Better on the cob than from a can!!!
When you hear this, what do you think of?
Summer: Fun. Relaxation. No worries/responsibilities.
Amanda: This really hot girl I went to high school with....
Joe - Mama
Dezzie: Up the Girl
Satan: Sneakiest, dirtiest SOB in the Universe
Pussy: he he he....Um, Nashville?
Death: Cute little Goth chick from Gaiman's Sandman.
Puppies: Scooby Doo
Have you ever met any celebrities: Only local politicians, and they don't count...
Do you have any stuffed animals, and do you have sexual relations with them: Yes, I do. And good God no, never in my lifetime nor in yours.
Either/or:
Pepsi...
Oranges....
Dead...
Gray...
Girls...
Silver...
Demona...
Favorite name for a boy/girl? Boy-- Cristos. Girl-- Eve.
What do you think of the song "Pretty FLy...": What the HELL was the Offspring thinking?
Do you believe in God? Yeah.
Does he believe in you? I bloody well hope so.
Where am I? How should I know?
Did you hear that? It's the house settling. It always makes noises like a soul in torment.
Do you know if......you can really gross yourself out? Umm...why would I want to do that?
Do you think you're sexy? Sometimes. Okay, all the time ;)
What IS sexy, anyway? Gwyneth Paltrow/Catherine Zeta Jones/ Natalie Portman.
Are you glad this survey is over? Yes, it's 2 am now!!!
Sevarius Jr. - [bpoole@mailexcite.com]
Sunday, May 2, 1999 02:00:03 AM
IP: 207-172-33-194.s194.tnt8.brd.va.dialup.rcn.com
If I may, I'd like to do a survey on you kind people. WAIT! Put away your trenchcoats!! It's a family friendly survey. :o) I'm going to take the survey too, to show you it doesn't hurt. I'm gonna start with the basics, you don't have to I'll tell ya when I want you to answer, okay? All right.
My RL name- Stephen
Nickname- "My dark angel" and I really do get people to call me Jackal.
Born- The world was cursed with my presence in Sept. 1976
Location- 1134 South ofHeaven Ave. (A small town in Ga)
Height- 5 6"??
Weight- 120 (I'm a skinny little bastard).
OK, now you can start.
°°°°°May contain "questionable material°°°
Do you have any pets? Living/Dead?
What time is it right now?
What CD is in your CDplayer right now? NiN- Futher down the sprial.
CD you last bought/stole- Bought- Family Values Tour
Last movie you rented-
Do you have a boyfriend and/or girlfriend? I'm not in a realtionship :(
Favorite songs that mean the MOST to you right now- Seed- KoRn (He's talkin about how he wishes he could be like his son again, and that he's kinda jealous.
"Beatiful and carefree, that's how I used to be".)
The Downward Sprial- NiN (The words mean soo much to me. "Everything's blue in this world. He put the gun in his face... BANG! So much blood for such a tiny little hole.
Problems do have soultions, A lifetime of f***ing things up, Fixed! In one determined flash." There are times I wish I had the same determination.
Do you smoke? Yes, sometimes..., Kool Ultra's
Do you do any drugs/Don't f***in lie! You're mommy ain't readin this or is she?........, Is she? Currently, no. I don't do any drugs, though I do plan to do some X next weekend, God knows I need it. No, my mommy don't care about what I say, only what I do.
Does "COPS" quailfy as a sport? hehehe Yeah!!
What do you think of....
Eating Disorders- I've been told I have one....
Marilyn Manson-
Premarital sex- If you want to..., do it.
Jerry Springer-
KoRn- I love 'em!!!
Corn- I hate it!!
When you hear this, what do you think of?
Summer- Hot..., too hot!
AmAndA- Go to Hell and die! (Not any of you that are named Amanda).
Joe- Eat at....
Dezzie- Trippin on acid..., again?!?? Leave it alone!!
Satan- Church.
Pussy- A wet cat. (Literally).
Death- Cemetary
Puppies- 4...., dead....
More random questions...
Have you ever met any celebrities?
Do you have any stuffed animals, if so, do you have sexual realtions with any of them? Yes I do. And no..., not my own.
Either/or....
Pepsi or Coke? Uhhh, Dr. Pepper!
Apples or Oranges? A maggoty apple!
Dead or Dying? Dead, all nice and cool, frozen in position... ooohh yeah.
Black or white? Mix them both and give me Gray!
Boys or Girls? BOTH!!! heheheee ::innocent smile::
Silver or Gold? Gold is too Yucky.
Lucifer or Demona? I don't know...., the both of em hate me pretty bad..., though Lucifer has a good reason....... Lucifer!
More random questions....
Favorite name for a boy/girl- Marina!! Jonathan Trent will be the name of my next son, if I have one. I'm NOT making any plans!!!
What do you think of the song, "Pretty Fly for a White Guy"? Being I'm bi-racial (Mexican and White), I thought it was pretty damn funny......, the first 500 times of play!!!!
What time is it NOW?
Do you believe in God? (talking about the Christian God) I kinda have to, considering certain things that have happened in my life...., (that's not a good thing). He hates me.
Does he believe in you? No. I'm here for his assument.
Where am I? I don't know, I thought you were watching him!
Did you hear that? That dark, evil sounding whispering??? I didn't if you didn't....
Did you know if you think about what's REALLY happening during sex, you can gross yourself out? Uhhh, back when I was a teenager, I was on acid (geltabs) and having sex- my mind was focused on sex, at frist the feeling...., then..... what was causing that feeling. My mind ventured thurout the human body...., ehhhhh God! Never close your eyes on acid..., it just makes it worse.
Do you think you're sexy, honestly in your own opinion? There are times I FEEL sexy.
Do you think I'm sexy? Uhh, I would have sex with myself (clone), it would be a fun unique experience.
What IS sexy anyway? My computer. That and Dezzie..., and Jon Davis of KoRn, heheheee
Are you glad this survey is over? Yeah..., and I'm the one that thought of it..., kinda.., I had some help...
Thank you for your time, I hope you had fun!!! And thank you to the one who played my lab rat. (I don't know if you want to be mentioned, ya know..., linking yourself to this kind of evil). :o)
JackaL - [Jackal1127@hotmail.com]
Sunday, May 2, 1999 12:51:44 AM
IP: spider-tf042.proxy.aol.com
Hm, slow night.
Robby> Ack...I wouldn't go to school on the 20th either. Just tell them you're dead or something. Hey, at least you'll get to see Star Wars. :) (I, on the other hand, have to wait until the thing comes out on video. So I'm probably in for a long, long wait. <sigh>) And broken limbs, lacerations, and contusions to you as well, for your play. :)
Kaioto> <<and especially Yoda … never really saw the point to that one>> Maybe because of your personality. (That was intended as a compliment, in case you couldn't tell. <g>)
Zath> Hm...this book you mentioned is starting to sound interesting. I'll look for it...<<I get about one readable one for every 10 pieces of junk>> You don't know how lucky you are to be able to write poetry at all. I'm stuck on something like the third line of one; I have been for weeks. I just can't make things rhyme...
$Kitainia> So you're heading into Nightstone. I hope Demmy doesn't remember you and the others from my second fic...<g>$ <<I think the clan needs to arm themselves with nail guns and rivet guns from construction sites, as well of Super Soakers full of iron-rich hemoglobin>> Wouldn't hemoglobin be kinda hard to extract from blood cells? Is it even possible?
Gyre> <<what would tempt Elisa, has a chance of corrupting her?>> Um...not sure, really...something to do with human acceptance of gargoyles, but accomplished in some underhanded manner (the assassination of Jon Canmore, for a start)?
Mandi> Hm...I'm not sure what's wrong with your monitor...but it sounds kind of similar to a sick monitor I encountered once. It would flicker, the aspect ratio was off, sometimes it would stop working altogether. I figured out what was happening when I noticed an odd smell coming from the ventilation slits on the top and back. I listened closely, and heard the insides sizzling. I told the owner (this wasn't my monitor, thank the Elder Court) to unplug it right away before it started a fire.
Has anyone seen the commercial for The Mummy (the new version)? I can't figure out where that music's from! I think a version of it was also in the commercials for the X-Files movie, but...I CAN'T FIND IT! (I bought the X-Files soundtrack mostly for that song. Imagine my surprise when it wasn't there.)
Christine> <<what was the question?>> No question, really; I simply mentioned Aiwaz and wondered who recognized the name...
Wilek Nereus
Sunday, May 2, 1999 12:45:36 AM
IP: tnt-3-211-56k.portsmouth.zoomnet.net
Only 14 posts since yesterday? Hope the room isn't frozen again...
Robby
Sunday, May 2, 1999 12:15:45 AM
IP: spider-wn042.proxy.aol.com
Crowley > what was the question? I know a little; Tim knows more (we may be the only people in history who included a quote from him in our wedding vows ...)
Zath > ooh, hey, if you can't get to a scanner, you can always snail-mail it to me and I'll do it! ; )
Star Wars Toys > Kay-Bee and Toys R Us here are opening at 12:01 AM Monday ... they have signs all over the store ... they're playing the soundtrack ... it's gonna be big.
Christine - [vecna@eskimo.com]
Saturday, May 1, 1999 11:51:21 PM
IP: 07-140.009.popsite.net
Okay, I know this is off topic, and I'm really sorry, but I know someone here must have some advice and I'm not waiting til Monday to beg IT for help. Anyone with PC hardware experience, please read:
If in the event your picture tube on your monitor is considering suicide (read: screen likes to flicker at intervals, the vertical interminably shrinks from the time you start your computer til you shut down, then starts off normal the next time) and you have two weeks left of school, is there anything one can do to keep it from kicking the bucket before finals? I refuse to try to fight for a lab computer now. Not this late in the semester. I didn't like the idea of having a monitor with speakers built in, and I know that must have something to do with it.
Sorry about this. If anyone has any practical advice, please mail me. I'm already in too much trouble with my supervisor to get away with "borrowing" a monitor from the IT department. :)
Mandi Ohlin - [weird_web@hotmail.com]
Saturday, May 1, 1999 09:25:42 PM
IP: 144.175.17.229
Hmm... This is kinda interesting... I was just doing a DOGPILE search, with the search topics "Dragonball Z" "Cartoon Network" "Season 3". And "Goto.com came up with the TGS full comment room at the end of the list, # 10! Wierd given what it was supposed to be searching for... Even wierder is how its described.
"Add to the Comment Room/ Last weeks's COmment Room / TGS Website / Text-only Comment Room Aaaaaaaaaaaaand.. Midnight. Hmm. Now where's this week's episode? Robby Monday, January 18,1999 12:00:01 AM IP spider-we011.proxy.aol.com **RP!**"
I can't believe THATS whats plugging this site... A minor meaningless post I made more than four months ago... No wonder we haven't gotten a lot of newbies lately...
Robby
Saturday, May 1, 1999 06:52:27 PM
IP: spider-wn013.proxy.aol.com
Hi everybody. I haven't posted in a long time.
Two things
1> I'm glad "The Drowned City" got such good reviews, I had a lot of fun writing it. This was the first fanfic I worked on to ever get released on the net. (I'm currently working on a BIG indie fic) Todd handled the scenes in Ys, while I mostly handled the Whowie scenes and the final Madoc scene, but to give Todd his credit, he did help me A LOT.
It was good working with you Todd.
Wilek. Actually Griff's "The only thing more dangerous than Madoc and his cratures. Reporters." line was a reference to the Babylon 5 episode "The Illusion of Truth" when Sheridan says: "There's only one thing in the galaxy more dangerous than the Shadows. Reporters".
Which brings us to...
2. Trenchcoats> I completly despise the fact that trenchcoats are being made to be the uniforms of evil now. I wear a black trenchcoat and I LOVE it. I do not support what happened in Littleton at all but I hate the way the media is dealing with this tragedy.
One more thing. Guess what happened in the TGS universe last night. Heheheheheh.
::leaves before the spoiler police come after him::
Greg "Xanatos" Bishansky - [Madoc55@aol.com]
Saturday, May 1, 1999 06:29:32 PM
IP: spider-wl053.proxy.aol.com
Still working on that satire (it's rhyming, 4 pages long by now, and trashing the tech department here scathingly), so here's a short comment.
Argent> Forgot to say this since I was doing major catchup: Good luck! You'll be fine!
Robby> "Midsummer Night's Dream?" Cool! I wish Hood could find a way to do Shakespeare performances...but the theater group is already given too little to pull off a "typical" non-musical show...
And a last note about Littleton et al: My take on it is this. I have no sympathy for these psychotics who went on that massacre, nor do I have sympathy for those who copycatted them. I do understand on some level the anger that stems from being "different" and not locked in a clique of cheerleaders. What I can't imagine is how someone could take it to such an extreme level that would result in a horrific act like that. And you know what? The anger came from being treated like dirt because they were different. It wasn't magically cursed on them by TV or music or video games. Television alone can't drive someone to do that. If it could, I'd be a raving lunatic by now. (I am instead a deceptively quiet lunatic. *j/k*)
You can't just go and blame TV or music or video games, or the Net. I can understand why some parents, if they couldn't monitor their ten-year-old boy's Net surfing, would cut off Net access in the wake of something like this. But only if they couldn't monitor it themselves; for example, I know a lot of WebTV users I've run into on newsgroups are idiots, but I have a friend who has it, and it's a lot easier to keep an eye on what your kid is looking at on a TV screen than on a computer. There are alternatives, people! And as irritating as they are, there are content filters (although Net Nanny is evil) too. *sigh*
And where did that moron who said that human brains are not fully developed til age 21 get his degree? Screw U? I mentioned this to a psychology prof I know, and she was amazed that anyone with a Ph.D. would actually claim something so stupid. Next thing you know, they'll start pointing fingers at people with ADD.
Eep. That's actually a possibility at this point. **shudder**
So that wasn't short. I'd better save my work and get some dinner.
Mandi Ohlin - [weird_web@hotmail.com]
Saturday, May 1, 1999 04:56:26 PM
IP: 144.175.17.157
Here's one. What would temp Elisa? We saw Goliath almost
corrupted by the power of the Eye of Odin, we've seen Elisa herself admit that it is not impossible to be tempted. So the question is what would tempt Elisa, has a chance of corrupting her?
Gyre - [wseeley@epix.net]
Saturday, May 1, 1999 02:38:27 PM
IP: fltg3-ppp15.fltg.net
Jackal> Yah I can see you doing that. You in your leather duds and your pierced whatevers with that thar look on your face. :P
hehehehehe
Jenniren
Saturday, May 1, 1999 01:00:35 PM
IP: user-2ivf3cv.dialup.mindspring.com
Hey, I just thought about something!!!
<<Yeesh, like who's moving there, huh?>>
I will..., well would if I could. And I'll tell ya why..., for art, to make a statement. I would masturbate in public, I mean..., I'm not having sex with anyone, what's the problem? heheheheee
jackal
Saturday, May 1, 1999 12:32:10 PM
IP: spider-wi052.proxy.aol.com
Carolynn Marie- That's pretty damn dumb, hehehee.
Manson and the Media- In Manson's older dayz he wouldn't have given a damn about the media, quite honestly, maybe not even about the kids that got shot. I'm hopin maybe he's just tried of all the bullsh*t that surrounds him, and not bein a "sell out".
<<if this whole "Goth" thing is about induviduality, why are so many people doing it?>>
I'll spare everyone a long post and go with the basic answer..., Because YOU (YOU being an individual- not speaking about YOU directly, but using the word YOU refering to other people), think it's pretty damn cool to look that way. YOU feel safe like that, as if it gives YOU some meaning, reflecting your soul for other to see. (Why do I feel like I contradicted myself in some way)???
<<I'll take the opportunity to see Star Wars probably...>>
Yeah! If you don't wanna get blown up, go see a movie!!
<<I don't care how freaky you wan'na make people think you are JackaL me lad, your OK in my book>>
::JackaL begins to look shy and timid:: Wha...., what did i do?
I rarely know how to react to...., what's that word..., acceptence? Is this a sign of the apocalypse? But hey, thank you anyway..., right?
Hey, I smell Christmas, what IS that?
JackaL
Saturday, May 1, 1999 12:25:15 PM
IP: spider-wi012.proxy.aol.com
*kapwing!* Gotta post real quick; going out in a few minutes, literally.
TOKU< No, no, no, no, no, not even! No "you can do this, but you can't do that". Nothing like that. Just plain ol' sex, simply for the means of procreation and continuing the human race. Yeesh, like who's moving there, huh? :)
Carolynn Marie - [C4arobin@aol.com]
Saturday, May 1, 1999 12:07:18 PM
IP: spider-pa033.proxy.aol.com
**RP HERE, YOU ARE WARNED**
The display comes on with Daria and Jane running from the Borg. Suddenly Jane drops her sketchbook and trips over it. In the same instant one of Butt-Borg's tentacles grabs her. "Daria!" Jane screams. "Jane?" Daria stops to look back. "No!" "Run!!" Jane screams at her friend. "Get help!! Don't let them get you!! It's too late for me!!" Her cries become louder as Borg nanites start spreading over her skin. "Jane,..." Daria stammers, not knowing what to do as Borgis and Butt-Borg begin their charecteristic laugh. "You're next, sister," Quinn says from behind her. Daria drops her jaw and sees her now-assimilated family (who were at the school for a conference) and classmates. "No!! This can not be happening to me!!!" Daria screams and runs, the Borgs' tentacles snapping just inches short of her. "Stop, Diarrhea!!" Borgis orders her. "Yeah," the perpetually shaking McVicker snaps as he steps in front of Daria. "Stop or die!!" Daria rolls her eyes and easily knocks the former principal down, rushing past him, away from the Borg, and out of the school. "Help me!!" McVicker whines as her footfalls click down the tile. "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
The display changes to the Ravens, who are arriving in New York. "So, Doug," Jammer is saying, "why are we here again?" "To check out Nightstone Unlimited," Doug says. "Thailog used to be the co-owner of it, I'm betting he still has some connections to the company. If so, this is a good spot to pick up his trail." "Doug, it's going to be difficult breaking into Nightstone," Kitainia says. "And aren't you worried about the current CEO, Demona?" "I'm sure we can handle her if it becomes necessary." "Oh boy," Kitainia sighs as she turns to make a post.
**END RP 1ST HALF**
Hi everyone. Hope you're all enjoying your late-night surfing. Good news. Today I gained more respect for our local movie critic. He may have totally flamed both Entrapment and Idle Hands (he was of course partly right), but he also contributed a column to the paper today that talked about violence in movies. It was very well-written, and talked about how art should not have to conform to any standards that can restrict it as well as pointed out the very large numbers of people who see violent movies and don't go nuts and start capping people off. He also said that the Littleton kids were not made neo-Nazis because they liked American History X, they liked AHX because they were already neo-Nazis and the movie somewhat pandered to their view of the world. Finally, we get an intelligent argument about the reactions to the Littleton situation. In the letters to the editor I found more of the same. Maybe things are looking up. <hope>
Baby Fey: Thanks for the update on how the situation affects you. I totally agree with you about choices. Until the s*&$ blows over, you, Ravyn, and all other somewhat-social-outcasts will constantly be in my prayers.
**BEGIN MOVIE SPOILERS**
What did I think of Idle Hands and Entrapment? Okay, here goes. Both movies had their moments. I give them each a 2.5/5. Idle Hands had a lot of funny parts, especially where Seth Green is concerned. It had a lousy and stupid script, but Green triumphed in it. He must have taken acting coaching from Nicholas Brendon, his character was very Xander-esque. The movie wasn't that scary, and it had a lot of lame cliches, but it was okay. Glad I spent money on it. As for Entrapment, SJ pretty much said all the good parts of it. He forgot to mention the major plot holes it had, though, and the way too amazing stunts. Don't get me wrong, I like stunts, but when they're so obviously faked, it's not the same. :( So that movie wasn't as good as I thought it would be. But at least there were excellent preformances from Will Patton, Sean Connery, and Catherine Zeta-Jones.
**SPOILERS END, BACK TO POST**
Kyryn: Aha, another woman who uses video games to blow off stress. Glad Stephanie, Elena, and I aren't the only ones. :) That situation you described with Okami and Doom sounds very familiar. <grin> And I of course agree with you about people's attitudes towards and the possible positive effects of violence in games.
DarkAngel: Okay, that guy should not have been counted as an expert. Hope lots of people see the obvious fallacy of his ridculous claim.
Shogun: It was in the CR back in December. Check the archives, it might be in there. If not, get back to me and Doug and I will see what we can dig up. :)
Gyre: I agree with you and all the other people who say wars are not won by playing waiting games. I think the clan needs to arm themselves with nail guns and rivet guns from construction sites, as well of Super Soakers full of iron-rich hemoglobin, head to the Brocken, and kick some Unseelie bootie. :) Now if only they knew where Madoc's castle was... <grin> Whatever happens, the Unseelie Lord definitely needs to have his ego royally deflated. It's getting way too big, and unlike that of Doug's evil dragon character Jadriel, it is seemingly unable to rationally think and evolve. :(
Mandi: Congrats on finishing that lit magazine. And I share your worries about the violence in entertainment summit's results.
Kaioto: <claps, whoops loudly> Excellent rant. Doug and I agree with it completely. Especially like the discussion of emotions' results and the imagery about the apple of Eris and the laughter in Hell. You need to post that in your school newspaper if possible. Hope people read it and pay attention. I know we did. :)
Carolynn Marie: They banned sex? That's crazy!! I know an Iowa county that will be having a major population drop soon. :)
Jaden: Your words make perfect sense to me. Thanks for sharing them, I agree with every word.
Zath: I totally agree with you about some people's brains needing more development. They think they're so perfect, and never realize they aren't unless somebody gets the guts to tell them. And then that person is usually punished and/or ignored. Unfortunately for Doug and me, some of the dumass egotistical a-dolts happen to be Doug's mother, her parents, and most of her siblings. :(
<yawns> I need some sleep, too. That's all for now. Later, ppl!
**BEGIN 2ND HALF OF RP**
"Okay," Doug says as they stop outside the Days Inn. "We'll get some rooms here and then plan our assault on Nightstone." "Doug!" Stephanie suddenly points out the window. "Isn't that..." "DisConnect!" Doug whistles. "Wonder what he's doing here?" "I don't know," says Gubio. "But he just nuked my laptop connection." Doug growls and hops out of the Onslaught, Kitainia and the others following. "You!" Gubio yells at DC. "Um, hi, Doug," the jerk hacker begins. "I need your help." "My help?" Doug asks. "Guys, let's give him a little help." They all nod in agreement and draw their weapons. "Um, guys..." DC begins. "Shut up," Kitainia hisses as she blows him away. The team begins killing DC in various ways, taking revenge on him for all their computer mishaps. It looks like whatever DC came to tell them, he won't be saying it any time soon.
Meanwhile, in Deavik's fortress on Gehenna, Zezil the imp is reporting on the Ravens' recent activity. "Hmm," the ultroloth thinks. "So they have lost their licenses, but are still trying to save the world. Can't fault them for lack of persistence. Keep watching them. We lost Licreg and his legion to the Ravens, they are formidable foes we must learn to control." The imp nods and vanishes, and Deavik summons another one, a blue imp that looks a lot like Panic of Disney's Hercules fame. Deavik shares with this imp Zezil's report. "Make sure Thailog learns of the Ravens' current activities," the daemon lord commands. "Yes sir!" the imp salutes, disappearing in a ball of flame and reappearing in some kind of alchemist laboratory inside the enemy's secret base. "What is it, my familiar?" Kharsus asks, turning to face the imp from where he is working nearby. "Master," the imp squeaks, "I have learned some very important news."
**SCREEN FADES OUT, END THIS BIT OF RP**
Kitainia - [dierdre34@yahoo.com]
Saturday, May 1, 1999 02:59:40 AM
IP: dal-tgn-tkt-vty16.as.wcom.net
Doh! "I what anyone else thought" was supposed to be "I want to know what anyone else thought about it" I guess I need some sleep.
Zath
Saturday, May 1, 1999 02:46:20 AM
IP: ns3-01.viptx.net
***** WARNING, LONG DC DEATH *****
(this is for not letting me in here for weeks on end)
**Mr. Dis Connect walks into the CR and instantly wonders why so many people are wearing trash bags over their clothing and what that odd rumbling noise, not unlike several gas powered engines, in the background is. Kenny, the CR lawyer, approaches Mr. DC carrying a clipboard with some papers on it and a pen. "Excuse me sir, we are about to begin filming a special for the FOX network and were wondering if you would like to participate."
"Would I have to wear one of those stupid trash bags?"
"Not if you don't want to."
"And I'd get to be on TV?"
"That is correct, sir."
"What would I have to do?"
"Nothing very difficult. Just be yourself. I have a few standard forms you need to fill out, and then we can get started." Kenny holds out the clipboard, pointing to a dotted line. "If you would just sign here..." DC signs, and Kenny turns the page and points to another line. "And here..." DC signs. "Here and here…" DC signs. "Here..." DC signs and Kenny quickly pockets the blank check. "And initial here... Thank you sir. Here's your copy, and we should be starting momentarily." Kenny removes one of the sheets of paper from his clipboard, folds it neatly, hands it to DC, and begins walking toward the door.
"Wait a second!" DC shouts. "What's this show called?"
Kenny, who is almost to the door, pauses and looks over his shoulder. "It should say on the liability waiver you signed." He continues out of the CR as the rumbling noise raises in volume, as well as pitch. DC unfolds the paper and reads at the top, which had previously been hidden by the clip, "When People With Chainsaws Attack." DC screams and desperately looks around for somewhere to hide.
At that very moment, all the doors leading to the CR are kicked open. Zath, Thailog Horror, Ash, Leatherface, and anyone else who feels like participating run in carrying chainsaws. They chop DC into little twitching bits and then stomp on them until he resembles thick tomato soup.
***** END DC DEATH *****
Wow, it's been SO long since I was last in here. Right before the CR went down I started replying the everything, but that was so long ago I'll just post the recent stuff. Anyway, I just finished reading a book called "Sewer, Gas & Electric" that seems to have a lot of parallels with Gargoyles, and I what anyone else thought...
1. Both take place mostly in New York.
2. Both have explosions and massive amounts of property damage.
3. Both have a character who is a 40something self-made billionaire (David Xanatos / Harry Gant).
4. Both billionaires own the world's tallest building (Xanatos owns the Eyrie. / Gant owns the Phoenix, whose upper pinnacle is called the Eyrie).
5. Both involve things falling off those buildings and damaging cars.
6. Both billionaires produce human looking androids (Xanatos makes Coyote 1.0. / Gant makes "Automatic Servants".)
7. Both have crazy, homicidal cyborgs (Jackal and Hyena / Troubadour and Maxwell).
8. Both have genetically altered organisms (Talon, Maggie, Fang, etc. / Meisterbrau, the 3-headed squirrels, everything living in the sewer).
9. Both have a mad scientist (Anton Sevarius / John Hoover).
10. Both have a small group trying to save the environment by resorting to guerrilla fighting tactics (the Guatemalan gargs / the crew of the pirate submarine "the Yabba-Dabba-Doo").
11. Both have food used as a weapon (Broadway brains a Viking with a ham / Morris sinks a ship with a salami fired out of a rail gun).
12. Both have artificial intelligence (Coyote and possibly the Xanatos Program / G.A.S. and The Eye of Africa).
13. Both have a character out to destroy the human race (Demona / G.A.S.).
14. Both have attempted genocide using a designer virus.
15. Both have their plan foiled when someone catches the canister containing the virus at the very last moment.
16. Both have artificial insects (the DNA collecting mosquitoes / radar-jamming swarms of robotic locusts).
17. Both involve Disney as a bad influence (Gargoyles was canceled by Disney / Walt Disney funded the G.A.S. project and G.A.S. was located in a secred bunker under Disneyland.).
Could *all* of this be a coincidence? I think not.
Happy birthday jewel and everyone else who had one since I last posted
Littleton> <<I honestly don't see how yall can say this massacre came as no surprise, have yall become that desensitized?>> I wouldn't say that I'm desensitized, at least not to real life violence. I can laugh while watching it in a movie, but that's because I know it's all blood squibs (which are exploding condoms filled with red corn syrup, so of course they’re funny) and stunt work. When something like this happens in RL, that's a completely different, more horrible, story. I was shocked and extremely saddened by what happened, but, unfortunately, I was not surprised that it happened. In fact, I think my school would be a perfect target for this type of thing, because bomb threats have become so routine (whenever someone wants to try and get out of a test they have someone call in a threat from a pay phone) that the school just completely ignores them. Every week or so you can overhear the teachers talking to each other saying stuff like "yeah, there was another one today," but no one does anything anymore because this has been going on for *years*! I wonder if the school in Littleton ignored a call that awful day...
Wilek> <<anyone here familiar with Aleister Crowley?>> My sociology teacher actually just mentioned him the other day.
Fire Storm> <<what does the Water Fae use>> Platinum?
Deuce and Robby> I know you said the illustrated quote page is on hold, but I have two pics that are ready and one more that just needs to be scanned. Which one of you I should send the files to? Also, when the illustrated quote page is finally put up, is it just going to be a list of picture links, or is it going to be more like a second copy of each story that just has more art?
SOROW> Very cool poems. I wish I could have the same consistency in my work (I get about one readable one for every 10 pieces of junk, and considering how often I actually write anything, it takes a long time to get a readable one).
Mary Flanders> I know exactly how that feels. Maybe we could start a social movement... "Lunchtime book readers unite!" (or would uniting defeat the purpose?) : )