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TRC: Kit sends her apologies for scaring you like that. It wasn't her intention. Don't worry, she will be back in two weeks. <grin>

Longer post later.
Doug
Sunday, May 23, 1999 11:36:17 PM
IP: pool-209-138-62-148.dlls.grid.net

Jackal : You know when I read your Cemetery comment , I broke out laughing for some reason . Freak (me) .

Blue Careu : I agree with your teen Anakin definition exactly . It just is'nt Darth Vader without the voice . But the actor would'nt have to be blond , There's alwas hair dye .

SJ : I figure that human blood would probably be as deadly to the fay as lead poisoning to humans . But the quantity would probably be an important factor , as always . A succesful mating should be possible , the only reason I could think of that might inhibit this is if it's a male fay , and the girl is . . . uh , well . . . her first time , or if her walls tear . In either case there would be some bleeding (from what I've read) , and the fay might get some iron on a rather sensitive area .
But even then , that might not be a problem , the iron in blood is surrounded by protein , so that might protect the fay , but since the protein can be de-naturated (uncoiled) under the right conditions you never know .

Casting Call for Dark Wing Duck :
DW- Goliath
Launch pad - Vinnie
Goslin - Arianna
Nega Duck - Thailog
Bushroot - Zaphiro/Sevarius
QuackerJack - Puck
Steel Beak - Dracon (I would pay to see that one )
Liquidator - Jon Canmore
Meagvolt - Fang .
F.O.W.L. leaders : Lexington , Demona , Broadway

Robby : Robocop and Betelgeuse themes , please if you will my man .

Dumlao X : Your the mp3 man right ? Do you know where I can find the complete mp3 to Gangsta's Paradise (Coolio) . I tried to download it off of a site and it only gave me a 5th of the whole song .

Raven Child : Glad to have you . If within a month your on the road to recovery from from your initilal breakdown you should be fine . If your still on the way down however I'm afraid we'll have to place you with the rest of the fallen (gestures to the steal door ) . It's not as bad as it sounds though , you'll have lots of company and I hear that rats not only taste good but make good pets when they're not trying to carve flesh off of you . You are immunised right .

**DC Death**
TRC runs up to DC and as he turns around TRC pulls out a lead pipe from his coat and swings it with all his weight put into the blow , shattering DC's jaw and the majority of his teeth the splinters of witch further shred his tongue and tear the back of his throat . TRC conjures and reaches into one of his portals pulling out a spool of barbed wire . He immediaely begins to loosely wrap DC in the spool . When he is done only DC's eyes remain visible . TRC throws him into a large horizontal washing machine and waits until the cylinder is full of water and then adds salt and chlorine to the mix . TRC kneels down in front of the window and watches DC's initial struggles for air and his spasming frrm the pain . TRC: "Given the promise for the coming story , you better not scare us like that again . AM I UNDERSTOOD ?" TRC then increases the washing machines rpm and walks away .
**END DEATH**

Doug : Could you please ask Kit not to do that again , she had me scared to death after I read that ". . and bye , too , I guess ." line . Place just would'nt be the same without one of the regular posters .

**RP**
TRC , Jake , DMW , Anoth and Forfexx have gathered at the site of Miriam's last coordinates , looking over the rift in space-time . DMW : "This should'nt be possible . This rift is stable yet there is minimal damage to the surrounding reality . Eisner must have found a way to stabilize the hole to ensure that it would not merge our realities or cancel them out ." , Anoth peering through the rift :"Eisner's done some impressive stuff with the R&D department here , the energy that must have been required to open much less sustain the rift must be immeasurable . He must have some new power source , not suprising given how much this place brings in and can divert to research ." . TRC getting impatient :"I'm as fascinated by this as the rest of you but do'nt you think we should head after our people ? Khesaat said we were'nt exactly high on time ." , Jake :"Agreed , given the nature of our situation it would probably be best if some of us remained behind to provide a line of defence against anything coming back through other than our own and to inform the Avatar of Gannon of the situation ." . TRC looks into the rift towards the transformed Emerald Palace :"DMW and I'll go . This place reeks of magics , even to my relatively dull senses . The mages should fare better ." DMW looking somewhat skeptically at TRC :"I hardly consider you a mage . But we shall need all available magics , besides your main purpose always was evacuation ." TRC :"Exactly . The rest of you stay here and hold the line , we should be back soon enough ." With that TRC tears a portal open and with DMW guiding him to Wilek , Argent , SJ and Kari's location , they run through battle ready .
**END RP**


The Rolling Calf - [aliscke@jamweb.net]
Kingston , Jamaica
Sunday, May 23, 1999 11:30:44 PM
IP: 208.244.41.214

Apologies for the 2x post, just heard about this one, and I'm sure the wrestlig fans in here will know about this soon.

A moment of silence for the late Owen Hart.



Coyote the Bando - [1134@i-is.com]
Algonac, Michigan
Sunday, May 23, 1999 11:01:46 PM
IP: modem59.i-is.com

**enters again, sitting down in the big chair.**

Okay, a little scare there, but I'm okay.

**SPOILERS FOR MY FICS IN THIS REPLY**

SJ, re: halflings: It comes down to magical interference to create a fae halfling, I think. Consider that the only halfling I created for my fics is a half-fae half-garg, Rain. I would imagine that gargoyles would have a huge iron content in their blood, considering they turn to stone in the morning and all. The only way he could be conceived was with magical interference by one of his parents (Coyote, in this case making himself a gargoyle for one night so that he could be with Turqueza). So I would imagine that natural fae halflings would have a similar interference ... Titania makes herself fully human for so long so that she can be with Halcyon Renard; Madoc in turn probably made himself human for a short time for a one-night stand with Umbriel's mother.

**END SPOILER-FILLED REPLY**

**color returns to face when he sees Raven Child's post, then sinks again when he realizes that it's a Raven and not a Ravyn.**

Raven Child: Greetings, friend. When Deuce gets back, we'll be sure to have him take your sanity for safe keeping. :)

Wilek: Even if I *were* a garg, I doubt anyone would want to see *me* shirtless (Don't even think about saying it, roomie!!!! ;).

Kitainia: Hope you're back soon ... I'll get with Doug and form a lonely guys' club until both of our lady loves return. :)

Pistoff: I'm certainly glad that my '79 Caddy is in much better shape than that, even though occasionally you can open one of the back doors and it won't close ... just got it back from the tranny shop. There's $550 well spent! :)
<<"Darth Vader is HUNG!">> Ohhh, GAWD, did you absolutely *have* to put that image into my brain?! :)

Green Baron: The priest and nun would be Father Dowling and Sister Steve. And I'm a chocoholic, roomie. :)

Tim Phipps: Amen, brother!!

All those still taking exams: GOOD LUCK ALL!!

**tries to smile, but winds up planting chin firmly back in hand and fixates on the candle once more**
Coyote the Bando - [1134@i-is.com]
Algonac, Michigan
Sunday, May 23, 1999 10:53:21 PM
IP: modem59.i-is.com

Yes! Wyvernweb is back! :-)
Blue Caeru
Gainesville, Florida, United States
Sunday, May 23, 1999 10:33:48 PM
IP: spider-tr064.proxy.aol.com

Hmmmm.....couldn't get in here two hours ago...oh well. Tomorrow I take my Health and Spanish exams. After three freakin long years I can totally forget all the Spanish I was ever taught....YEAH! My dad is gonna freak when he sees me reading the ep tonight instead of studying...oh, screw him :)

Raven Child> Welcome to the CR! The Happy Queen salutes you!
SOROW
Sunday, May 23, 1999 10:31:44 PM
IP: usr2-dialup300.mix1.irving.cw.net

Eee, 8 and a half hours of Sailor Moon... What was I thinking? Oh yeah, I wanted to study the art style...

Okay, the room seems to be working now... Thankfully. Assuming nothing else happens, this week's episode SHOULD be on time.

Starsinger- Heh, I haven't been posting the eps. I've just been announcing them. Hopefully this summer I'll learn how to do it properly and we'll get all the quirks fixed...

Wilek- I find songs quickly because I have a very good personal search engine... Unfortunatley, I can't find midis that don't exist... So I'm sorry about not finding the song you wanted...

Kitainia- You'll be missed.

Batman Beyond- The villain dead? Naaah...

Wedge Antilles- He's the only pilot other than Luke or Han that survived the trilogy. That says something about him right there.

**RP**

Lonny looks as the female were-rat teleports in, Jim Iza Noying at swordpoint.
"Welcome back Ratina. Nice to know ONE of my flunkies is usefull..." Lonny sends a menacing glare towards the Dirty Laundry gang, the muffin man, and the timetraveling dog Mr. Peabody and his boy Sherman.
Jim looks at his captor. "Ratina? What kind of name is that?"
"Shut up rich boy," the were rat glares.
"SILENCE!" Lonny stares at Jim, and grins evily. "Well then... You're taken care of... The Ravens were blown up along with Dis Connect... Sevarius Junior and the Dark Mage are nowhere to be found. And anyone else with the knowhow to stop me is out watching Star Wars: Thje Phantom Menace. Excellent, I can now go about unapposed. Except for one last thing..." And with a push of a button, someone is teleported into the room.
Lonny grins menacingly. "Hello Robby. Hope you don't mind, but I'm taking over the CR. And am about to rule the world."
"Wha? How?"
"Simple." And with a push of another button, the entire location begins to shake. A monitor appears giving an outdoor view of just what is rising. There is a gasp all about when what is rising is recognized.

Its the Dark Star.
Robby
Sunday, May 23, 1999 10:23:32 PM
IP: spider-wl032.proxy.aol.com

**enters, switching the candles out.**

Testing, testing ... the room's back up, I'm just making sure. Longer post later.

**exits briefly**
Coyote the Bando - [1134@i-is.com]
Algonac, Michigan
Sunday, May 23, 1999 09:48:54 PM
IP: modem59.i-is.com

Testing, testing... The servers have been having problems in the last few hours... Hope it isn't a lasting problem...
Robby
Sunday, May 23, 1999 09:48:38 PM
IP: spider-wl032.proxy.aol.com

testing
Doug
Sunday, May 23, 1999 09:44:42 PM
IP: pool-209-138-62-148.dlls.grid.net

Hi all (again ^_~)

Starsinger> thanks!

Okay click on my name for Merlin's site; so you can read the poem :)

bye!

Bronx Wyvern - [Bronx4me@aol.com]
Sunday, May 23, 1999 07:38:33 PM
IP: spider-tn081.proxy.aol.com

Bronx, just below name on the add to the comment room page is a place called URL. Start by typing http://and the rest of the address. and You will give us a link. Go for it.

Starsinger
Theresa - [Starsinger@Webtv.net]
Sunday, May 23, 1999 06:18:37 PM
IP: proxy-313.public.rwc.webtv.net

ARIS - Sharp eye again! I believe that the original Astraea of Greek myth was indeed winged (she's been often identified with the original for the constellation Virgo the Virgin, BTW), which led to my choice of the name for the character.

The funny thing about "Asterius" is that, while I did come across it as the real name for the Minotaur and used it accordingly, I never could locate that piece of information again in my books on Greek mythology afterwards. Kind of spooky, isn't it?

As for the perytons, I got my information on them from a book on mythological animals which stated that they were most commonly found near where Atlantis had once been, which gave me the idea for using them in the story. (My source also indicated that the perytons must not all have perished in the destruction of Atlantis, for they were reported as attacking Roman soldiers on their way to Carthage during the Punic Wars, apparently Scipio Africanus's expedition in the Second Punic War that culminated in the Battle of Zama and defeat of Hannibal).
Todd Jensen - [merlyn@ninenet.com]
St. Louis, MO
Sunday, May 23, 1999 06:16:35 PM
IP: 205-242-191-124.dialup-stl.primary.net

Hi all!

Raven Child> Welcome to the CR! *gives her large amounts of housewarming gifts* ^_^

****Batman Beyond Spoliers****
This week's ep was okay. I did like the fact that they inculded some backound on Powers and his family life. Look's like Terry and Bruce will be experiencing double trouble now.
***end****

The Darkest Hour pt1> *shudders* ooh... I looked at Merlin Missy's web page and her poem... wow. Can't wait!

Possibly a stupid question> how do you add links here? *scraches head*
Bronx Wyvern - [Bronx4me@aol.com]
Sunday, May 23, 1999 04:22:55 PM
IP: spider-th051.proxy.aol.com

Wilek: <<You … carry around a parallel universe?>> I planes-walk through closets. :) Only way to travel … the Closet Nexus has all this great junk people keep losing too … and of course, if you make an effort, you can wander into the Laundry Drier zone too … just follow the trail of missing left socks … Laundry Driers are a pain to enter and exit though … let alone if the one in question is operating.

Doug, Kitainia: Aw … demon cultists, and I wasn’t invited? *fidgets with his holy symbol and sword* Why do I always miss the fun stuff? *pouts*

Weird Sunday Activities: My folks and my Aunt invited me out for the afternoon. Sitting at the bar at the Abington Ale house, everyone else was playing Keno so I figured, “what the heck?” And threw my chips in as it were. Figured I’d play Lexy-chan’s birthday and our combined ages … nothing much happened until we got up to leave and I check the last game … two are up and my last number comes up on the last pick … $25 dollars … weird … kind of romantic, but weird …

Raven Child: Nice to meet you *bow* Toku Kaioto, warrior-monk and Seeker of the truth, at your service. Poet and philosopher as well as the writer of political commentary which will never be published. Welcome.


Toku Kaioto - [kaioto@yahoo.com]
Boston, MA, USA
Sunday, May 23, 1999 04:14:21 PM
IP: 1cust99.tnt2.brockton.ma.da.uu.net

Kitainia> Hope you have a great trip/visit! :-) And yes, Wedge Antilles isn't bad-looking at all. ;-)

Wilek> When you said that you almost fit the description of the older Anakin Skywalker, it reminded me of a few posts I saw in a Star Wars forum I visit sometimes... basically the posts I am referring to were all made by anxious fanboys who were convinced they had a better-than-average chance of being cast as the older Anakin for the next movie. Some of them actually posted photographs of themselves and asked people to compare the likenesses, and said they were going to California. I don't know, I just found that sort of weird. I know you weren't trying to do that though. :-)

The Phantom Menace: I still haven't seen the movie, even though I know most of the plot already... yup, I read all the spoilers. But I know it won't cause me to enjoy the movie any less. :-)

New TGS ep "The Darkest Hour: Part I": Ooh, can't wait to read it. :-)
Blue Caeru
Gainesville, FL, USA
Sunday, May 23, 1999 02:27:59 PM
IP: spider-th072.proxy.aol.com

Gargoyles as the cast of Mallrats

Brooklyn: T.S.
Lexington: Brody
Fang: Jay
Claw: Silent Bob
Angela: Brandy
Aiden: Renee
Demona: Mr. Svening (Okay, I'm switching sexes)
Wolf (pre-upgrade): LaFours
Titania: Topless Fortune Teller
Dracon: Shannon
and Greg Weisman as Stan Lee

I'll think of another movie later.
Greg "Xanatos" Bishansky - [Madoc55@aol.com]
Sunday, May 23, 1999 02:10:47 PM
IP: spider-wb052.proxy.aol.com

<<Actually, Al Franken is a better comparison, though he's a buck-toothed moroun.>> You misspelled "moron.":)
Tim Phipps
Sunday, May 23, 1999 01:43:01 PM
IP: s3-onawa.pionet.net

I finally did it. It took 3 months, about two hours a week, and reformated it about seven times, but I finally did it. As of 2:30 a.m., I posted BioHazard: Day 1 in the fan fic section. Hopefully now that school is over, I'll be able to produce fan-fic more often.

My Politics: Yes, my politics are fairly liberal, but that doesn't mean I don't agree with what some conservitives or disagree with some liberals. Currently, I'm a registered Democrat, But that doesn't mean I have to vote for other Democraes. In fact, if Bob Dole or his wife ran for President, I might be inclined to vote for them.

The Graduation Ceremony is at 2:00 p.m. today. I can't wait untill it's over. I kid you not, this school has been the most truamatic thing in my life. I'm tired of being everyone's goddamn whipping boy. F--k 'em.
Tim Phipps
Sunday, May 23, 1999 11:53:46 AM
IP: s20-onawa.pionet.net

Damn. I thought Asterius was the best sign that Todd studied the subject. I was wrong. That was Astraea. Astraea, daughter of Astraeus and Eos, in greek mythology is the name of one of Boreas' sisters. So the wings do fit with the character.

There's also another version for her parentage and I quote "Astraea, who sometimes is said to be the daughter of Zeus & Themis, is Justice. She lived on earth during the Golden Age, but left when the Age of Iron came, being the last of the immortals to do so."

Do you not also find it nice, that the gods left the earth when the Age of Iron came? It also fits in with one of my pet theories.
Aris Katsaris - [katsaris@otenet.gr]
Sunday, May 23, 1999 11:41:39 AM
IP: athe530-h050.otenet.gr

RP WARNING!!
**Chicago
Assembled at a meeting that inappropriately blasphemes the Blessed Sacramnet in the chapel, ArchBishop Weakland, Bishop Gumbleton, Sister Sue, and a bunch of nominal Catholcis who look like hippies are all eating on the altar with poor table manners while they complain.
"Will Cardinal George cancel our plans to wake up teh Church?"
"No!!"
"Will the Call to Action be erased from Chicago like it was from Lincoln?"
"No!!"
"Well my fellow progressives, we must stop this new wave of Traditionalism and tyranny. We want married priests and all Church doctrine determined by majority rule, thus ending seperation of Church and State. No more Latin Masses! No more Mary worship! No more saints! We want priests and nuns in plain clothes. We shall defy the Pope and corrupt young minds to beleive we are the Church, while we could just leave and join a more Liberal faith. Instead we shall make the traditionalists, who have the gall to keep the Commanadments and the sexism, leave the Church. Are you with me?
"Yesss!!"
"Good, now let us make our offerings to the ram headed god of all progressivism. The Call to Action shall triumph!!"

Outside the church, a priest in nun in their proper garb of collar and habit watch with dismay.
"Steve, I don't like the sounds coming form there. Cardinal George has tried to stop the dissidence, but I think they have some new power."
"Frank, I know some girls from New Orleans who can help. One of them is from here and her Uncle is very active with soem of our faith's best causes, plus I tend to listen when a cat calls."
"A cat? Well, God works in mysterious ways, indeed."
PAUSE RP for now.

Okay, 20 cybercookies to whoever can identify the priest and nun who were just talking.

Raven Child> Welcome to our deranged comment rooms.

**Pete DuPont appears in K-Mart and grabs a rifle. He cocks it and blows Rosie O'Donnel away**
How's that for some violence. Personally, I see Rosie O'Donnell as a Liberal version of Rush Limbaugh, excpet I find Rush funnier. Actually, Al Franken is a better comparison, though he's a buck-toothed moroun. I just see her as another talk show host who will be around longer than Chevy Chase or Arsenio Hall :) I never watched it, though I know Rosie's general ideology, so I wouldn't put it past her. At least Chris Matthews is objective an dGeraldo dosen't blast differing opinions. He in fact invites people to disagree with him, though his politics are well known and appropriate for a man of his past.

Tim P.> I take it you're Politics are much more liberal than mine. I am glad you stood up for a group with differing views than your own. I am not always as open-minded, since I often pick on bleeding heart liberals like Pat Buchanan and Paul Wellstone :)

Spoilers for The Downfall
**Once again, you impress me, Todd. Did you Major in Literature or History? I need to read Critiasa nd it's not in my portable Plato. I wonder if St. Thomas Moore's Utopia will show up in the Gargoyle Universe.

Anyway, I was very impressed with how you described Atlantis as well as the way teh bigoted townsfolk chasing teh mutants were in rags as usually the most intolerant are from the poor and uneducated masses. I also found King Leitos an awful ruler as well as his captain. I wonder if they were inbred. I was glad when they fell to their deaths. As for the Perytons, were they taken from TSR? I was surprised Phobos and Deimos didn't show up in this story though.**
END SPOILERS

Phantom Menace> I haven't seen it yet. I'll wait til the crowds die down.

Mandolin> Who's Dave?

Starsinger> You'll be roomie four:) I think you will be first to arrive, since I won't be there until twelve or so.

NRA> They're just a citizen's group maligned by the likes of Katie Couric, Maria Shriver, and Dan Rather, because they don't want us run by a compassionate epolice state where we must "do it for the children". They have had soem militia elements, but every group has an extreme wing. I think the NRA made a smart move with gaining Charleton Heston as their President. He's more moderate and a great actor. They just need to gain greater appeal to women and minorities, in a style like that of Jack Kemp's. They need to appear as more than a white male gunclub.

Jackal> I wouldn't recommend removing pinkies. I think you may like teh job. It's not too difficult. As for doing it in a graveyard, I've always thought of that as desecration. I guess that was another reason for you to do it there :)

DiCaprio> He's too well known. The only thing worse would be Macauly Culkin, though his career is dead right now. How about Jaleel White as a Jedi Knight: ::an arm is severed:: "Did I do that?"

Senior Awards> I was an active little suckup, so I got my share, though I thought it was stupid for my family to show. It cost $25.00 a ticket and I didn't want any of them to waste their money. My mother is quite foolish with money, like sending me off to some overpriced garde school, when she wasn't working. She could have educated me at home and saved 3,000 a year, but she has this obsession taht I be more social. Without all the teasing I got in grade school, my gardes would be better and I may have had a much higher average and be even more literate. Who cares if I'd be more introverted. Socialization is over-rated. Academics are more important than taht nonsense. F*** Socilaization!!!

Aris> Nah! That's not much worse than the Greek gods marrying their siblings. Hmmm... I guess that makes Zeus a redneck :)

Zath> Maybe Kitty has scared the goldfish into not eating somehow :)

Kiaoto> Congrats on the liscence. Now, you need to drive down to New Orleans :)

Fanfic Titles>
My first will be Propsero's Isle, becaus eteh Avalon creew will land on his island. I'll think of others after I actually do this one :)

RESUME RP!!
**Washington DC
Two evil-looking Senators appear in an airport looking for the nearest flight. They are Ted Kennedy and tom Harkin.
"Well, I hope we're in time for our appearance at the Call to Action convention in Chicago. We shall lead our end of the Progressive Revolution."
"Yes, Ted, and the best part is no one really sees me as the liberal jerk I am. I should have no problem with my end. We should be in Chicago tommorrow."**
END RP for now


Green Baron - [greenbaron@hotmail.com]
New Orleans, Louisiana, USA
Sunday, May 23, 1999 09:45:48 AM
IP: abd08b40.ipt.aol.com

Taleweaver, maybe my beloved Faith, will be given the gift of being a Vampyr?!???

<<it's okay to love the recently deceased, just don't *love* the recently deceased.>>
Ya know? It's funny you should mention that! :o) Me and Dezzie were talking about me being in that line of work, we decided that I'm gonna chop off everyone's left pinky finger (all that have one), so she can make necklaces out of them...., don't look at me, it was her idea... I was tellin her if the body looks good and someone's in the room with me, I'll say in a very proper tone, "Excuse me, I have to prepare the body for burial..., Trade secret." :o)

I alwayz thought most everyone did the cemetary thing...., hmmm. Kinda makes me not wanna tell yall what happened tonight..., well last night. Because I have no secrets and no shame and I like to share things that I think are pretty damn cool! How bout if I just put warnings up?? OHHH, wait!!! Guess what?!? I got my CDs from "Play"..., ya know, Play from Columbia House? I was pretty damn happy about that! And my baby girl walked out of the store with 4 packs of gum, I couldn't help but think that was cute..., of course, I didn't tell the store people anything about it, I was like, free gum, YaY!!!

°°°°°WEIRD JERRY SPRINGER STUFF- PRETEND THIS DOESN'T EXIST°°°
I have this friend, she works at a fast food place (same friend as last night, well the night before), and she works with this dude who's attracted to me. Well, me being the flirtaous person that I am, had to humor him. So when he was on break, he wanted to kiss me. Fine, no big deal for me. We kiss and I say, "You forgot the tongue." Just playin, right, and stick my tongue out. Dude sucks my tongue! I know I had this look on my face like, You weren't really suppose to do that. So I'm thinkin to myself, Dude I know you don't think you're gonna try to shock me and not except me to do something. I didn't do anything at first I went back to enjoying my meal. Later in the night, when everyone was off work, I was putting his lip stick on..., I thought Yeah now's the time. I kiss him and get all freaky with him and stuff, to my surprise he was doin it right back. Hehehee, I found it very hard...., to quit even. :o)
When I open my eyes to look, guess who's watching attentively..., my friend I was with last night. I say "Attentively" to avoid detail..., I'm actually sparing yall! Well, a few minutes later dude was like, I need to leave. And I couldn't help but have this empty feeling, all I said was, "Oh. Ok." When he finally left, me and her were alone, and well..... take a wild guess what happened. Yep you guessed it!! We traded baseball cards and chewed bubblegum, hehehe. But I actually had fun tonight, more so than last night!
°°°°°END OF..... WHATEVER THAT WAS°°°
But...., I think I'm finally gonna go to sleep now. I wanted to tell someone about my night, because I thought it was pretty damn cool. No drugs, no nothing..., we just had good clean SOBER fun!!
JackaL
Sunday, May 23, 1999 07:24:56 AM
IP: spider-we051.proxy.aol.com

JackaL: Doesn't matter where you get some, as long as you get some. :)

Coyote: Yeah, it was a pretty interesting car. I forgot to mention that, before the door started opening itself, there was a period of about three or four months when all the doors wouldn't unlock. No matter what I did, I couldn't get 'em unlocked. I would have to open the hatch-back and crawl through the entire car to get behind the steering wheel.

DiCaprio: If I ever met him in person, the first thing I'd ask him is, "Does your mommy know you're not in school today?"

How about ... Mark Wahlberg as Anakin? I can just picture the fangirls sighing over that one. "Ahhhh ... Darth Vader is HUNG!"

Wilek: I'm reasonably sure it was street legal ... possibly. Now that I think about it, maybe it wasn't. O_o
Pistoff - [pistoff@anti-social.com]
Sunday, May 23, 1999 02:50:01 AM
IP: wire-20.koalas.com

**RP HERE**

The screen comes on with an image of Shap and those with him searching the cornfields. Suddenly they hear the noise of Jake's jet landing and look at each other. "What do you suppose that is?" Shauna asks. "Sounds like a jet," says Orion. "I suppose we better check it out." The four of them turn and dash towards the noise, only to be caught midway by a group of cultists. "Get them!" the leader of the bunch shouts. "Get the false minister!" The kids rush forward. Shap looks at Shauna. "You know, I really don't like fighting children." "They'll kill you if you don't, idiot!" Shauna yells back, shooting the leader down with an arrow. Shap grimly nods and bats the cultists away from him, using nonlethal subduing blows. "God forgive us," he says as he disarms the last one and Orion knocks her to the ground. The girl, a short darkhaired twelve-year old with a slightly hawkish profile, looks up at them in shock. "You believe in God?" "Not the same God you do," Shauna answers. "Our God doesn't sponsor killing and fanaticism." "You have a religion that doesn't support acting crazy and killing people?" the girl asks pleadingly, leaping to her feet. "Oh, please, let me join it! Anything to get out of here!!" "Calm down," says Orion. "You don't want to be a member of this cult?" "No duh!" the girl crosses her arms. "I'm not the only one who doesn't, either. It's just that Isaiah is so damn powerful and scary. He has his goons kill anybody who defies him." Shap and Orion look at each other. "I think we can trust her," Shap says. "Listen, lady," growls Jaden. "Your pal Isaiah and his goons have our friends." "I can take you to them!" the girl shouts. "This way!!" She dashes off down the nearest path between the rows. The four Ravens shrug at each other and run after her, towards the noise of the jet.

Meanwhile, in the sacrificial clearing, Jake and Isaiah are clashing blades while the cult rushes about in confusion. DumlaoX kicks his way through several of them and reaches Doug's side, where he produces a knife and begins slicing free the Ravens' bonds between punches over his shoulder. Soon they are all free and leap up to join in the battle. "How'd you guys find us?" Kitainia asks Dumlao. "Jake was looking for you," DX replies. "So I activated the homing device I hid inside your new rocket launcher. When we saw you in a bad situation, down we came." He whacks down a cultist who is wielding Stephanie's katana, tossing it to her with a fast kick. The rest of the Ravens continue fighting, retrieving their weapons from the cultists that have them as soon as they can. Gubio also awakens Mist, who grows to humanoid form and joins in the battle. Kitainia slashes Jacob's throat open, takes her laser from his dead hands, and then makes a post as she begins shooting cultists down.

**PAUSE RP TEMPORARILY**

Hi everyone. And bye, too, I guess. This is my last post before I leave tomorrow. Going back to Houston for a family visit, I will return in two weeks. I will miss all of you, hope you have a good time while I'm gone. :)

Kaioto: Congrats on getting your license. Hope you drive well.

Wedge Antilles: I like him, too. Not as cute as Han, but at least he's available. :) (But I'm not. Thank you for reminding me, Doug. :)

DiCaprio as Anakin: That better be just a rumor, I don't like diCaprio. Even in Titanic, I liked Kate more. Don't know who I'd like to see playing Anakin myself.

SJ: I agree with you about gun rights, thanks for posting your opinion. And you're right, Kmart does sell more than hunting rifles. Doug bought his Colt .45 and Mack 10 shotgun at a K-mart. Got our gun cabinet there, too.

Jackal: Okay, now you've done at least one thing I haven't and probably will never do. :)

Mandi: Doug's glad you got the fic. Hope you enjoy reading it, I know I did. :) And congrats on your new monitor, hope you get to use it real soon.

**BATMAN BEYOND SPOILERS**

This week's episode was pretty neat, I enjoyed watching. It had good plot and action, and great development on Terry and Blight. I also thought that Paxton had a lot of potential, he should make an interesting villain. Wonder when Blight will come back, I know he can't be dead. :)

**SPOILERS END**

Jaden: Glad you're feeling better. Hope you get completely over your illness real soon.

Stephen: $ Thanks for coming to our rescue. That was unexpected. And fortunate. <grin> $

Alright, I guess that's all for tonight. Too bad I'll have to catch "The Darkest Hour" in reruns. Oh well. Thanks to everyone for being such good friends this semester, see you all in two weeks!!

**RESUME RP**

The battle between Ravens and cultists rages on, Isaiah conjuring a scythe of magical energy and using it to force Jake back. "Foolish grown-up!" Isaiah raves. "Feel the power of He Who Walks Behind the Rows!" "You feel the power of the true God!" Shap suddenly yells, as he rushes in and cuts down Malachi with one swipe of his holy blade. Jaden, Shauna, the unwilling cultist, and Orion dash up behind him, adding their strengths to the fight. Jaden hacks his way to the altar and starts freeing the comatose Tom, while Orion intones a holy word and stuns Isaiah and several of his most fanatical followers. The battle stops instantly, all the children turning to face Orion as they recognize the power of his spell. "Who is this guy?" the jock asks his pregnant girlfriend. "He's a true minister!" the girl who led Shap and co. to Golgotha yells in answer. "These people are here from the true God, the God of our parents. Isaiah has been corrupting us with violence and hatred, and they've come to save us!!" Orion nods. "She's right. Originally we came to get gas, but saving you also became part of our plans once we discovered what had befallen here." "They're here to help us!" the girl yells. "Please, stop fighting them!" Many of the cultists nod, turning and pointing their weapons at Isaiah and his remaining goons as they come around. The goons instantly raise their hands, not wanting to challenge a superior force. Doug takes his shotgun back from one of the kids, and points it at Isaiah as Jake steps back. "Okay, you little creep," Doug says. "Drop the knife, surrender, and we might only punish you slightly for all the terrible things you've done to these kids." Isaiah laughs in his face. "Fool! You don't know my real power, the power of the only true God!! Let me show you!!" He raises his hands and speaks several arcane words, the air instantly filling with dark magical energy and a sense of great evil. "No you don't!" Shauna yells, firing an arrow into Isaiah's side. The child preacher falls back, but speaks the last word just as he hits the ground, opening a portal through which emerges a huge black-skinned demon with glowing red eyes. It carries a huge scythe and bears a disturbing resemblance to the figure decipted in the cultists' church murals. "He Who Walks Behind the Rows!!" Isaiah laughs in maniacal triumph. "Behold they who blaspheme thy name and try to corrupt thy followers!! Destroy them!!" The demon nods, laughing as it swings its scythe at the Ravens, taking down twenty cult children in one swipe. The rest drop their weapons and flee, suddenly very frightened. Isaiah continues to laugh as the Ravens pick up their gear and stand firm against his demon. "Hey Stinky!" Jammer yells, waving a hand in front of his face. "Hope you're ready to die!!" The Ravens all nod, as the huge demon lets out a brutal roar and charges at them, shedding its Christlike disguise for that of a terrible skeletal humanoid with the same glowing red eyes. "It's a giant babau!" Shap observes. "God, grant us the strength to defeat this monstrosity." He and the others raise their weapons and begin attacking the demon as the screen goes blank.

**RP TO BE CONTINUED, END POST**
Kitainia - [dierdre34@yahoo.com]
Sunday, May 23, 1999 02:47:42 AM
IP: pool-209-138-62-235.dlls.grid.net

**BEGIN RP!**

[Commander Khesaat, along with much of the rest of the team, has returned to the Avatar Of Ganon, where Agent Rho is speaking with him. "Commander, we just recieved word from Miriam. She's located our missing team members; they seem to be in the midst of an operation to find Dr. Sevarius." Khesaat: "Good; I was wondering what had happened to them." Rho: "That's the good news. The bad news: the Black Ravens aren't responding to our hails. The last time we spoke with them, they were approaching the Iowa border. They haven't answered any of our calls since. That's not like them." Khesaat: "Hm...You say you have Djedi Khenmuur on board?" Rho: "Yes. You said you attended the Academy with him?" Khesaat: "That's right. Oh, the stories we could tell...but this isn't the time for nostalgia. He's the best pilot I've ever seen, and he's not bad in a fight either. If he can't find the Ravens and get them out of whatever trouble they've gotten into this time, no one can." Rho: "Hm...I don't think he knows you work here. Why don't you go to his quarters and give him his new assignment yourself?" Khesaat: "I'd be glad to."]

**PAUSE RP!**

Pistoff> Was that car even street-legal?! ;P

Zath> Your fish won't eat?...Maybe you'd better take it to the vet...

Robby> <<Is this the tune you're looking for?>> Err...unless its a really odd remix, I'm afraid not; apparently there's some other movie named Futureworld that I was unaware of. Great work anyhow; it's amazing how fast you find these. :)

$Doug> <<you're putting in some interesting plot twists>> Why thank you. ^_^ <<Wonder what you'll be doing with Toto and Dorothy>> Er...I have no idea; probably what SJ originally planned.$

Blue Caeru> <<All I know is that the guy has to be tall, blond, have blue eyes, and speak with a vaguely pseudo-British accent>> Except for the blue eyes, that sounds like my human form. O_o Really; check out the pic of me at my site (which isn't at my name link this time; it's at my last post, I think) and imagine me as a human.

Mandolin> <<and get into my e-mail account that's subscribed to the TGS mailing list! Yes!!!>> There's a TGS mailing list?

Coyote> <<Unfortunately, he has forgotten to put on his shirt first, prompting yells from around the room of "PUT ON A SHIRT, MAN!!">> I'll bet you wish you were a garg right about now; we don't generally operate under such restrictions. ^_^

SJ> $<<you've really added some cool elements>> Thank you to you as well. :) You...carry around a parallel universe? Um...dang, that makes the TARDIS look primitive. :) <<hope I'm not making it too big though...>> Nope. Let's see...you, me, Miriam, Kari, the Hounds, Scarecrow, Maambi, and Giles, right? Not too big a team.$ <<If the fae are allergic (to say the least) to iron, wouldn't it be impossible for them to mate with beings who have such a high iron content in their bodies?>> Only if the human bled on them, continually over several hours or days, and I don't think even Christine would go near that. <g> <<If not, would a human's blood be deadly to a fae, i.e. a transfusion (assuming the fae bleed the way we do) could kill them?>> I think the miniscule iron content of human blood would probably only affect a Fey over the long term, like with Madoc's Vampyres. Besides, I doubt the Fey even have 'blood' in the traditional sense.

Raven Child> Welcome! And do allow Deuce to dispose of your sanity, so that you may embrace the dark wisdom of madness...

$Robby> <<Dang, I need a name for her>> The first thing that came into my head was Rodaani, but that's kind of a dumb name...$

Click my name. I wonder where this warehouse is...

**RESUME RP!**

[In Oz, the Lion is in the process of attempting to kill the Scarecrow, who, so far, is doing an effective job of staying out of the way of his deadly blade, but...Scarecrow: "Will you people hurry?! I'm a thinker, not a fighter!" Giles attempts to stake him, but SJ stops him. "Dude, he's not a vampire! Besides, we don't want to kill him if we can help it; he can't control what he's doing!" Wilek delivers a tail-whip to the Lion's arm, throwing off his aim just enough for the Scarecrow to evade him. Wilek: "Well...does anyone know how to break a blood bond?" SJ: "Short of killing the vampire who established it? No." Miriam: "The Tzimisce are rumored to have discovered such magic, but we are hardly in a position to request their assistance." Maambi sneaks off to the blood fountains in front of the palace, a plan forming in her mind...]

**END RP!**
Wilek Nereus
Sunday, May 23, 1999 01:59:39 AM
IP: tnt-1-188-56k.portsmouth.zoomnet.net

A reminder to Sailor Moon fans, the Cartoon Network will be showing the 'Lost' 17 episodes as a marathon tommorrow starting around 11:30 mountain time, which is probably earlier for those of you not on a real time zone.

Starsinger
Theresa - [Starsinger@Webtv.net]
Sunday, May 23, 1999 01:43:08 AM
IP: proxy-413.public.paix.webtv.net

***** BEGIN 1ST HALF RP *****
[Scene opens in the cornfield where the cultist children and Isaiah are chanting, as the Ravens are bound to wooden crosses, watching as one of their number is bound to a blood-stained altar...]

As the Ravens are struggle to get free, the child-priest reads a conveluted passage from the bible on the altar, his fellow cultists raising their voices in counterpoint.

Doug looks at Kitania, who is bound next to him. "This is bad, Kit! Really _bad_!"

"We've got to save Tom!" Kit replies, having to shout over the chanting children. "Where are Jaden and the others!?"

Just then, Isaiah closes the book, and everything goes silent. "Hear us, 'He Who Walks Behind The Rows'... we come before you to destroy these adults that blaspheme against your Name!" He reaches down for the rusty knife, turning it so the point hovers over Tom's chest. "Accept this, the first of them, as we destroy all who would turn your faithful away from the Path of your Word!"

"NOOO! DON'T!!" Doug shouts, straining against his bonds. Each one of the Ravens re-doubles their efforts as well, but no one can get free, as Isaiah raises the knife over his head.

"Time to die," he says, the gleem of fanatism in his eyes, as he starts to plunge the knife down...

"BANG!"

...only to recoil from the altar, clutching a bleeding hand in shock.

"What the-!?" Kitania cries out.

Suddenly, the air is filled with a roaring; the sound of jet engines on full thrust, as a familar looking jet groans to a halt, flattening the cornstalks in the backwash of its hoverjets. As the cultists recoil in horror at the sight of it, a hatch opens up in it's belly and two forms tumble out...

***** PAUSE RP *****

Greetings all... had a full day today. Saw Phantom Menace for the first time (dang good movie!), and had a meeting with some old friends as well...

DICAPRIO RUMORS - That's all they'd better be... I think they'd be better off finding a new actor to play Anakin.

SUSAN LUCCI WINS - I agree, it's about dang time she won! And those idiots in the production booth have the gall to tell her to "wrap up" her acceptance speech?!? Give the lady a break come on! :)

*** TGS TEASER ***

Coming tomorrow...

The Hammer Falls!

Prepare for "The Darkest Hour, Pt. 1"

*** TGS TEASER ENDS ***

And, with that said...

***** RESUME RP *****

The two figures hit the dirt standing, turning out to be DumlaoX - armed with an assault rifle, wearing a biohazard suit - and Big Jake, who has landed next to the altar, seemingly unarmed.

"DX!? JAKE!!!" Doug shouts.

"Miss us?" DX half-quips, pointing the rifle at the cultists.

Isaiah scowls at the tall man. "Blasphemy! You dare to interupt the faithful!? You shall die with the rest of these sinners!"

Jake gives the child-priest a steel-cold stare. "Not likely, boy."

Isaiah recovers his knife with a spiteful glare. "You are unarmed, and are only two against the legion of the Faithful!"

With the speed of a snake striking, Jake draws out a foot-long cylinder and flips a switch on it's pommel; a SNAP-HISS heralds the appearance of a redish-amber blade of energy, humming with quiet menace.

"Dogma sucks, boy," Jake snarls, "let's you and me have a 'Come To Jesus' meeting!"

[The scene snaps closed, as the Ravens and the Cultists watch as Jake and Isaiah face off...]

***** END RP... TO BE CONTINUED *****

Maintain and Check Six!
Stephen "Coldstone" Sobotka, Jr. - [scififangargoyle@yahoo.com]
Spokane, WA, USA
Sunday, May 23, 1999 01:28:42 AM
IP: 207.170.232.240

Robby I figured out why I couldn't find the eps, you have it filed under /garg not /td.

Thanks.

Starsinger
Theresa - [Starsinger@Webtv.net]
Sunday, May 23, 1999 01:26:36 AM
IP: proxy-413.public.paix.webtv.net

I'm currently listening to the Final Fantasy 3 soundtrack. (Well, 75 midis stringed one after another anyway. It's the same thing really...) Very nice stuff... They have tracks over 20 minutes long! Also got the Chrono Trigger sountrack on file... Anyone else interested in these, I can supply the addy where I got them...

Who'll play Anakin is Star War two- As long as it isn't the kid who played him this time and it isn't a current star... I know... Get Mark Hamill to do it and computer reduce his age to his teens!

Rosie O' Donnel- I like her myself. She has a generally friendly presence.

Bronx Wyvern- I agree, tonight's DS9 was rewarding.

Sylvia- Thanks for te compliments on my TNF pics! If I have my way, the Brooklyn riding the hover bike pic will become an official CR image when all the others do...

Egads, I'm about to devote an entire portion of this post to Xena: Warrior Princess...

**SPOILERS FOR THIS WEEK'S XENA**

Well, this was by far the best compilation episode I've ever seen... The old clips didn't take up 80% of the episode, and in fact only reinforced it. SPiffy. But what got to me is... Xena and Gabrielle STAYED dead and nothing in the story advanced the plot of them coming back any!!! Whats more, this episode indicated they don't come back! Very wierd... But this episode was very funny at the same time... Especially when characters found out WHO they were reincarneted from... And the discovery of the true origin of Y2K... And Lucy Lawless doing a variation on the Joxer theme... But most of all, the people making fun of their own show! "What? You think I'd watch campy chop shop garbage like that?" or "They never should have introduced Joxer to the series..." Most of all, they actually established Xena and Gabrielle as soul mates... It was a very fun and funny episode that had no point at all except it seemed to establish the series was finished! Very odd.. I suppose Hercules is going to fix that in next week's crossover... Maybe the series will focus on Callisto until after Lucy Lawless' pregnancy is over?

**END XENA SPOILERS**

**RP**
Lonny looks at his multitude of flunkies. "I want to know what the progress on Bevard is."
"We wrinkled his clothes!" the dirt laundry ga exclaims.
"I made all his muffins stale! Even the chocolate ones!" Muffin Man beams.
Lonny groans. "At least Dis Connect and that 19 year old HURT Robby before I killed them. What of the rest of you?"
The stormtroopers shake their heads. Three dozen other flunkies give the same response.
Lonny bares his teeth, and his evil goatee helps show off the fact they are sharpened. And his eyes crackle with lightning.
"Wait... Where's the were-rat?" Lonny searches for his best flunkie, the female rat ninja. "Where could she have gone?"

BACK AT JIM'S PARTY (Yes, its still going on!)
Jim looks around as the party rages on, and all his guests are enjoying themselves.
"Gee, I hope nothing bad happens conveniantley in the next few seconds to add drama to the story..." At that moment, a sword point goes across his neck.
"Jim Iza Noying... You're coming with me." Jim eyes the lady were-rat (Dang, I need a name for her!) warily as he holds his hands in the air surrendering, and they teleport away...
Robby
Sunday, May 23, 1999 01:19:44 AM
IP: spider-we014.proxy.aol.com

****RP!!!****
The small rescue team is making its way through the corn fields. Jaden is moving quietly trying to find his friends. Suddenly a few corn stocks move infront of him.
"I GOT YA!" he screams jumping and slashing at the corn and finding nothing. "Stupid birds!"
Screen fades out.
****END RP!!!****

Well I'm almost over this illness. Thanks for the
"get wells" right now I feel fine. Could be the medicine, could be the rest, could be my dishwashing detergent.

Movie cast-I'm thinking, I'm thinking.

Raven Child- Welcome. I know a spiritual healer, channeller, and tarot reader. She lives here in California.

Dags-I can just imagine...If anyone has any reason why these two should not be married, let him-
LUUUUUUUUUKE! NOOOOOOOO!

diCaprio-For the love of God NO! I really don't think that's going to happen. In most of the Star Wars movies they don't really use anyone really, really famous. I hadn't heard of some of them.

Well goodnight everyone.
See ya later!
Jaden - [smokey1@silcom.com]
Los Alamos, CA, U.S.A.
Sunday, May 23, 1999 12:42:12 AM
IP: cache2.avtel.net

I, my name is "Raven Child".
*shakes everyones hand*
Nice to meet you all :)
I'm a spiritual healer, channeller, and tarot reader. I am also an artist. Oh ya, and I'm also a Gargoyle fan. I'd thought I would take time and say Hi. I saw the movie casting and couldn't resist. :)

Casting for Star Wars.
Luke Skywalker: Brooklyn
Princess Liya: Sata
Obi won: Golith
Yoda: Hudson
Hon Solo: Lex
Chewy: Broadway
Darth Vader: Xanatos

Well that's all for now, talk to ya all later.
Raven Child - [925854@ican.net]
CanadaSunday, May 23, 1999 12:25:19 AM
IP: nvan-53-0105.direct.ca

****BEGIN RP!!!!****
Sevarius Jr. stands in shock at what he's just discovered. "Eisner--a KINDRED??? Man....come to think of it, this explains a lot. His sinister business sense, his bloodthirstiness (literally!) in the boardroom, the fact that he's turned Oz into a nightmare realm....he's a vampire!!!"
"Great!" Wilek says sarcastically, and rolls his eyes in disgust. "As if this wasn't difficult enough."
"Well, that changes all the rules," SJ says. "We're gonna be fighting vampires here, folks. And we're gonna need someone to give us a crash course on Kickin' Vampire Booty 101! And I know just the right guy...."
SJ reaches deep into his pocket, and pulls out his a shiny blue marble. "What the heck is that?" Kari asks. "Parallell universe," SJ says nonchalantly. "They come in handy in the multiverse." He carefully set the marble down on the ground. It begins to grow, until the sphere is as large as SJ. Out of the sphere steps a man--more specifically, a handesome middle-aged man wearing formal clothes and glasses.
"Hi, Giles," SJ says.
"Oh, um...uh, hello," Giles says in his British accent.
"Here's the deal--we got a vampire problem. We're gonna need a little help. Care to tag along with us till we get a chance to stake them all?"
Giles was looking at the motley crew of assorted humans, Gargoyles, and...other individuals. "Um...of course. I'd be glad to be of assistance."
"EXCUSE ME!!!" Lion roared, interrupting them. "If you're done with the chit chat, I'd like to kill you now."
*****END RP FOR NOW****

Wilek: I LOVE the direction you're taking the RP! It's always more fun to have another's input; you've really added some cool elements! And as you can see, I've added yet another character to our ever-growing little band (hope I'm not making it too big though....)

Leo DiCaprio Rumor: Well, I see most of you are against him taking over the role of Anakin. I was in another site, and things got pretty violent over the debate. A lot of guys are against it, and a lot of girls were claiming they were jealous, etc. Now, I know this was just a rumor, but my first thoughts about it were something like "I will slit my wrists before seeing a Star Wars movie starring Leo Dicaprio." I'm sick of the guy too. He has one really big hit movie, and now he's god. Sheesh. I think he's overrated to the extreme. He may be a decent actor, but he's NOT the king of the world.
As for other actors taking over the role....Ryan Phillipe would make me suicidal as well. He's another popular young actor, but I have yet to see him do anything to show any real acting talent (IKWYDLS does not count). Hmm....Seth Green.....jaysus, is this guy popular now or what? Well, I think he'd be one of the better Anakin's, but I don't know about him either. I don't know about anyone. I've heard rumors ranging from Seth, to those guys from Dawson's Creek, to what have you. Personally, I would hate to see Lucas cast someone from the WB's teen line-up just because they were popular, and might put a few hineys in the seats. I'd actually like to see an unknown get the part, that way I can watch the movie without any baggage, such as "hey, that's Dawson playing Darth Vader!!!!".

***BATMAN BEYOND SPOILERS***
I didn't like this week's episode as much as last week's one, but it was still fun. We got to see a little more of Power's personal life, and were introduced to his son. It was also interesting to see his mind begin to degrade as a result of his condition; I hope they're not writing his character off, I don't think we've seen enough Blight yet. His son seems to be as equally ruthless, and poses an interesting foe for Terry and Bruce. I also liked the fact that, even though Terry showed little emotion over Derek Power's troubles during the episode, he stopped Paxton from taking his father's life. That's keeping with Bats own no-killing policy, and showed Terry's good character. Overall, a good episode, but perhaps not as fun for me as some of the others this season.
****END BATMAN BEYOND SPOILERS****

Question: I was wondering about the halflings. I don't know if this question has been answered before, and it may be kind of stupid, but how is a successful mating between a human and a fae possible? I ask because of this: humans are supposed to have a high iron content in their blodd, right? It helps produce red blood cells I believe, among other things. If the fae are allergic (to say the least) to iron, wouldn't it be impossible for them to mate with beings who have such a high iron content in their bodies? If not, would a human's blood be deadly to a fae, i.e. a transfusion (assuming the fae bleed the way we do) could kill them? Or would the iron content be too little to make a difference? I don't know, just a weird question rattling on in my brain.

JackaL: You? As a mortician? I suddenly have the overwhelming urge to be instantly cremated upon death....
Seriously, just remember one thing: it's okay to love the recently deceased, just don't *love* the recently deceased. Okay? ;) Oh, and um, congrats on doing that thing you do. Although that's a rather odd place to do it, but hey, to each his own.

Zath: Goldfish have a brain the size of a grain of salt. My suggestion--get a shark. Just a little one. Put him in the goldfish tank. One of them will figure out its available food source real quickly.

Taleweaver: You know, there IS the chance that Faith might not be dead....
Sevarius Jr. - [bpoole@mailexcite.com]
Sunday, May 23, 1999 12:11:10 AM
IP: 207-172-35-174.s174.tnt9.brd.va.dialup.rcn.com

Hi all! Really quickie, Trust No Future w/pics.-> Those pictures are soooo good! I can't decide which one is better. Both are just as good as the other. Oh well, that's all for now.
Pheonix
Sylvia - [Sylsy@msn.com]
Saturday, May 22, 1999 11:25:13 PM
IP: 1cust193.tnt3.colorado-springs.co.da.uu.net

Hey all.
Just a short post, then off to bed for me.

Leo D'crapio> Sorry but that's just plain wrong! He would never make a good Skywalker. His ship sank a LONG time ago.

****Spoliers For Timedancer******
Good story. I liked this one alot :)
(sorry sorta tired.)
***end***

Deep Space 9 ep> Okay I know there aren't too many fans in here for this show but *shrugs* what can I say? I'm thrilled that Bashir found a cure for Odo!!!

That's all folks! will submit more tomorrow.
Pleasent dreams all
Bronx Wyvern - [Bronx4m@aol.com]
Saturday, May 22, 1999 11:09:38 PM
IP: spider-wo042.proxy.aol.com

**enters the room, reeking of cigarette smoke. He switches out the candles and proceeds to change shirts**

Please excuse me for a moment ... I just attended my mother's installation as the new adjutant (read: secretary) of the local VFW post, and I swear half of the post members are smokers!! **gets stopped by several CR residents before dropping his pants, chooses to sit down in the big chair instead.**

Anakin in Episode II: Latest rumor I've heard (from Entertainment Weekly) was that Ryan Phillipe was being considered to play the older Anakin. **groans** This is even worse that DiCaprio, if ya ask me ...

Wilek: Be glad I didn't pull out the long list ... every single one of the stories had five other titles. :)

Pistoff: Well ... that certainly was an interesting sounding car. I'm certainly glad my late-70's car is in better repair than that one ... despite having just paid $550 to get it out of hock again today (but on the plus side, it's got a really nice working tranny now! :).

JackaL: Interesting place to do that.

Dags: Nice casting, but as a Mel Brooks fan, I do have to get a little picky on your list of character names ... Robin's last name in that one was spelled "Loxley" (which made Marian's last name Bagell match perfectly ... think about it: Loxley and Bagell. :), Friar Tuck was changed to Rabbi Tuchman (the travelling mohel complete with his mini-guillotine for circumcisions), and the witch's name was Latrine ("You changed your name to Latrine?" "Yeah ... it used to be $#!thouse.").

**places chin in hand, fixating on the candle. Unfortunately, he has forgotten to put on his shirt first, prompting yells from around the room of "PUT ON A SHIRT, MAN!!"**
Coyote the Bando - [1134@i-is.com]
Algonac, Michigan
Saturday, May 22, 1999 10:02:45 PM
IP: modem55.i-is.com

Trust No Future with Illustrations- Clickie my name.

Hmm, not really anything to comment on tonight that hasn't already been said. **Shrugs**

Ah well... Vinnie would make a good Launchpad... And Owen definatley fits the BILL as Duckworth... (Pun intended...) Thanks to those who tossed out ideas! Now to brainstorm some Rescue Rangers and Talespin...
Robby
Saturday, May 22, 1999 09:22:18 PM
IP: spider-wm061.proxy.aol.com

Mandolin > actually......no....yer right, she would be the complete opposite. well.........then how about........Angela or Princess Catherine as Maid Marion's Maid

Anakin in episode 2 > I'd probably play Anakin's part a hell lot better than Leo Decrapio. I've been acting for 6 yrs. I also have the right type of description for Anakin too. (blond hair and blue eyes) and also (mimics Robin of Locksley from Robin Hood: Men in Tights) *speaks in a perfect british accent* I.......unlike other Robin Hoods.....can speak with a British accent...... *bows*
Dags - [Dagastino_2000@hotmail.com]
Saturday, May 22, 1999 08:52:00 PM
IP: 24.48.82.83

I'm going to gush now and get it over with--great news! I convinced Dad to get me a new monitor for an early birthday present, so we're going to get one tomorrow. So by Sunday night, I'll be able to post more regularly, do web page updates, and get into my e-mail account that's subscribed to the TGS mailing list! Yes!!!

The Leo Rumor> Please, please, let it only be a rumor. I personally can't think of an actor to play Anakin off the bat, but not DiCaprio!

Dags> << Maid Marion's maid - Birdie Yale (from Christine Morgans's fanfics) >> Birdie? As funny as that would be, can you really imagine Birdie delivering the line "No ding-ding without the wedding ring!" and advocating the chastity belt? (With even comic sincerity?)

Doug> I just downloaded the fanfic. Hopefully, I can read it on this machine. Will send you comments when I can. :)
Mandolin - [kiarad@netgsi.com]
Saturday, May 22, 1999 08:26:34 PM
IP: p1-34.netgsi.com

Robby be a love and post the link to Trust No Future with your picture. The Khatt.net doesn't have it and when I accessed the TGS site it doesn't have it.

DumlaoX is there any possibility I can get a copy of your story First Love? I found out when reviewing my copy that I didn't get a print of the whole thing.

Thanks

Starsinger
Theresa - [Starsinger@Webtv.net]
Saturday, May 22, 1999 07:07:15 PM
IP: proxy-343.public.rwc.webtv.net

OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! PLEASE LET THE RUMOR OF DECAPPRIO PLAYING SKYWALKER BE JUST THAT A RUMOR!!!
Jenna
Saturday, May 22, 1999 06:12:08 PM
IP: ppp-207-193-9-206.hstntx.swbell.net

Jackal on Buffy> 1st rule of Sci-fi always find the body. No one's dead unless you have the body, lying around for a couple of days and then bury it 6 ft under. I'm not counting Faith out yet until I see the body. Sorry, this cynism comes from sci-fi inability to keep people dead. It's the same thing with Xena and Gabrielle. Their deaths might have meant something, if both hadn't died twice already. As it is, I'm just waiting for the next episode where they'll explain away how they didn't die. I'll stop before this turns into a rant.
Taleweaver - [taleweaver@usa.net]
Saturday, May 22, 1999 05:02:05 PM
IP: hal5000.engineering.csupomona.edu

Anakin Skywalker: Hmm, I just can't imagine any of the people named playing him. All I know is that the guy has to be tall, blond, have blue eyes, and speak with a vaguely pseudo-British accent (like Darth Vader/James Earl Jones). As for the Leo rumor - well, I think it's just a rumor with no truth in it at all.

Timedancer: I don't read this series, though I should... but I'm pretty curious about the episode where Sata will lay her eggs. *imagines Sata attempting to rip Brooklyn's head off* Haha, j/k. :-)

Senior Awards: Ick, I remember those. :-P Sort of... they were so boring and I only went because my mother made me. Yeah, I won a few awards, but I felt that most of them were so fake or that I didn't really deserve them. And yes, the athletes are definitely over-rated, as are the preppy "future leaders." Oh, the things all the students knew about these "young pillars of the community" but the adults were clueless about! (Or they chose to overlook them.) Egads, I could go into a whole scathing, cynical tirade about high school and society in general, but I'll spare you all the pain and annoyance.

Wedge Antilles is too cool to describe. :-D
Blue Caeru
Saturday, May 22, 1999 03:50:14 PM
IP: spider-wo021.proxy.aol.com

Sorrow > thanks for the comments. True that would be interesting to see them do the dancing and singing.

here's another good movie:
it would be very funny to see them do this one
Robin Hood: Men in Tights Characters with Gargoyles:
Robin of Locksley - Goliath
Maid Marion - Elisa Maza
Maid Marion's maid - Birdie Yale (from Christine Morgans's fanfics)
Little John - Broadway
Will Scarlet - Brooklyn
Blinken - Geoffrey Robbins
Achoo - Puck
Friar Tuck - Hudson
Friar Tuck's donkey - Bronx
Prince John - Castaway
Sheriff of Rottingham - Jason Canmore
King Richard - Xanatos
the mideveal Maffia - Tony Dracon's Gang
Utrine (the witch) - Demona


well gotta go.....*turns on a radio station mike* well, from all of us from the Gargoyle fan CR to all you wherever you are, this is Dags signing out. and remember the light at the end of the tunnel, bades to you....Goodnight!!
Dags - [Dagastino_2000@hotmail.com]
Saturday, May 22, 1999 02:27:51 PM
IP: 24.48.82.30

DICAPRIO AS ANAKIN?!!! I suppose this means in the next one ther'll be some scene with him and Amidala on the deck of some doomed ship destined to be struck by a comet *slaps himself silly for that* NOOOOO! now seeing him in episode three where he supposedly falls into a pit of motlen carbonite *eeeeevil grin* that'd be worth the money, and as for my vote for Anakin in the next one, I'd say Seth Green, with a possibility of Mike Meyers as Senator palpatine?, here's a possible clip
"hey, where's the republic council?"
"I had them liquidated, they were insolent*

OKAY I ADMIT IT, THAT WAS BAD!
still, it beats the one about him walking around Coruscant, smoking pot with a bottle sticking out of his head
shogun raptor
Saturday, May 22, 1999 02:27:31 PM
IP: mia1-wc2.atlas.digex.net

**RP STARTS HERE**

The screen flicks on to reveal Shap and Shauna looking around the Onslaught with worried looks on their faces. "It looks like all our friends got captured and taken away," says Shap. "Yeah, that's what it looks like," Shauna agrees. She holds up a dart. "Whoever got them was using tranquilizers." "Guys!" Jaden suddenly calls out. The two Ravens spin around to see Jaden approaching them, supporting a limping Orion. "What happened?" Shap asks as he and Shauna run up to join them. "We ran into one of the local crazy kids!" Jaden replies. "I got him, but he hit Orion pretty good with a paint can." Shap looks over the cleric and heals some of his bruises. "He'll be okay," the paladin says, stepping back as Orion comes around and stands up. "What about Doug and the others?" "We can't find them," Jaden says. "They went looking around town and now they're nowhere to be found. I bet more of those kids got 'em, and now Hades is coming to town, too. I can feel him." "Damn it," Shauna curses. "We have to find the others then. And fast. The people who were at the truck have also been captured." Orion nods. "Alright, but where could they be? We've searched the entire town." "Nope," Shap counters. "There's still the cornfields around this place. And where did that church show them worshipping their demon?" The four look at each other and groan. "Oh great," Jaden sighs. "Searching those fields is gonna take forever." "Then let's get started," says Shap.

The display changes to the place of sacrifice, where Isaiah is still slowly approaching the captured Ravens. Tricia turns to Doug and says, "We have a problem. With my psi powers that are still working, I can sense that boy is an extremely powerful evil high priest. He's gotta be in charge of this cult." "How powerful can he be?" asks Kitainia. "He can't be more than 17." "Powerful enough to throw up a damper over this area," Lathrop says. "None of us can use our magic, or more than our least powerful psionics, as long as we remain inside this cornfield. His powers prevent that." "This is bad," says Doug as he watches Isaiah walk to the altar and set out several objects, including a Bible, a mass of red cloth, and a long rusty knife. "These kids killed their adults, took over their town, started practicing an evil religion, and now they've got us. We can't get out of here, and that jerk is probably going to kill us all. Damn it, how can this possibly go on?" "Maybe God approves?" asks Keith. "No way," snaps Stephanie. "This town is just small and isolated, that's the only reason nobody's found out about this happening before." "Yeah," Tom agrees. "And God does care what happens here, he sent someone to help. Us." Doug rolls his eyes. "Tom, in case you haven't noticed, we're all tied up and can't get free, and we're about to be killed. Some help we're turning out to be."

**RP PAUSES AS DOUG MAKES A QUICK POST**

Hi everyone. How are your weekends going so far? Good, I hope. Mine is, even if there aren't any interesting movies at the theater. Oh well, we all know whose fault that is. <hums Star Wars theme>

Fanfic Progress: Got the first scene done, and a few new characters introduced. Next up, the second scene, with Charlie and the other vampires. Don't know when I'll have the whole fic done. Until it gets out, everyone please feel free to keep reading and sending in feedback on my other stuff. Okay, on to replies.

Tim: Congrats on finishing high school. Hope you enjoy the Gathering this summer. I agree with you about the blandness of senior awards. Didn't get any myself.

DumlaoX: Alison's a great artist. :) Hope you soon have time to post more on the RP site.

Rosie O'Donnell: I've never liked her either, mostly because she tells everyone she's a nice person and then she doesn't act like one. She acts like a stupid loudmouth instead. At least that's what the things I've heard about Rosie and her commercials make me think. I don't watch her talk show, or anybody's. Except Letterman on occasion. He's funny sometimes.

Kyryn: $ That's right, this latest subplot is based on Stephen King's Children of the Corn. That story really scared me when I first read it, so I couldn't resist putting it into the RP somehow. <grin> And since we needed to extend the storyline before we could fight Guod (we want him to be just about to start assimilating when we attack), the best time was now. :) $

Mandi: I sent the fic, hope you got it. If you did, please let me know what you thought.

SJ: Leo diCaprio as Anakin? No! Why must they continue to pick people who can't act? <sighs> I hope that's just a rumor. My choice for Anakin is also Seth Green.

Jaden: Glad you're getting better. Hope your sickness goes entirely away soon.

Wilek: $ Eisner's a vampire, and the lion is bonded to him? Man, you're putting in some interesting plot twists. :) Wonder what you'll be doing with Toto and Dorothy. <grin> $

Jackal: Congratulations on you-know-what.

Hmm, okay, that's all for now. Back to work on my fanfic. Later, people!

**RP AGAIN**

Doug stops posting and turns back to watching Isaiah. The child preacher has been conferring with Jacob and Aaron about something, and now he steps forward. "My children!" he calls out. "He Who Walks Behind the Rows has smiled on us this day!! Into our hands he has delievered these sacrifices of more adults who blaspheme his values and name!! Now the time has come for us to destroy them!!" "&^#t!" Doug growls as the evil priest raises his hands and begins chanting words of power. "If any of you have any tricks up your sleeves, pull them now!" Isaiah lowers his hands and shouts, "The time has come!! The power is within us!! Bring forth the first victim!! Him!!" He points at Tom, and two cultists pick up the pole Tom is tied to and set it down on the altar. One of them jabs a needle in Tom's arm and the engineer goes limp. "Don't worry, foolish adult," Isaiah laughs as Tom is untied and forcibly spread-eagled on the altar. "Like the blue man and the false minister whose bodies stand in this clearing, you are about to get your just reward." The other Ravens continue to fume and vainly struggle against their bonds as Isaiah begins chanting once more, this time with many of the other cultists joining him. Kitainia looks at Doug. "We can't stop them," she says. "We can't get free, and the only ones of us who aren't tied up are unconscious." "You're forgetting Shap, Shauna, Jaden, and Orion," Doug says. "I wonder what's holding them up."

**TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT, END RP**
Doug - [frostfire@mail.utexas.edu]
Saturday, May 22, 1999 02:12:55 PM
IP: pool-209-138-62-58.dlls.grid.net

°°°°°BUFFY SPOILERS°°°
Buffy- I missed out on the conversation about it...., Damn Oz!!! I wish I could have been him.... ::sniff:: That was sweet though...., and my poor beloved Faith is dead! I guess that's ok though..., cause that means Angel dies, I hope so anyway, DIE ANGEL!! DIE!!! Please Gooooddddd DIIIIIIIEIEIIEIEIEIEEEEE!!!! (It's not that I don't like him, it's just because he gets to kiss Buffy). ::JackaL sits in front of the TV and eagerly awaits the Ascension::
°°°°°END BUFFY SPOILERS°°°

Channel 5 news crew- Of course more happened with them than what I said, I just saw no point goin into petty details... but I'm EXTREMELY upset they didn't play me!! They could've bleeped me out or something!!! Maybe they didn't like the fact I was blaming them..., but that's their job (to let people give their opinions). The dude with the mic, he was looking at me like, "How dare you young man." I don't know, it was cool..., I was actin like a wild man while I was sayin all that..., ya know how Tupac acted with the media?? Just imagine that, except for I'm a mexican/white boy with long black hair, and I had my violet contacts in, hehehheee.

Zath, can I eat your goldfish?!??

Star Wars- I have no particular desire to see it..., it's nothing I can't wait on..., ya know to come out on video tape. Then again..., it's rare I go to the movies anyway..., even though I like to!

Here's the number two I never typed in my last post:

2. Aside from visiting Rockdale hospital, I went to a job interview...., ok..., Since I came back from Panama City I've been sitting on my ass..., I'm a scrub. Well..., no I'm not, I got money, I got a car, I got my own house, I just ain't got no job. Yes. I am one of the lucky few that have been blessed with money! Cause I have the hook up like that! Anyway, I went to a job interview and everything was goin cool until the dude said, "We do drug tests." Sh*t!
Eariler in the week, I was smokin weed, I did some Acid, cause I was fienin for it...., Well didn't I f*** myself out of a good job!!! ::Sighs::
After the job interview I went to the funeral home and asked them if they knew of any schools in the area that could teach me to be a mortican. They were like, Yeah sure there's one off Panola Rd. So I was like Cool, give me directions. So I went by there..., I'm think I'm goin back to school this fall, heheheee.

*****BAD READING MATERIAL, DON'T LOOK*****
I got to have sex in the cemetary last night!!! It was pretty damn beautiful. ::Sighs:: I miss being in a realtionship.... oh well!!
*****END POINTLESS BAD READING MATERIAL....., MATTER OF FACT END OF MY POST*****
JackaL - [Jkal1127@aol.com]
Saturday, May 22, 1999 01:53:59 PM
IP: spider-wm081.proxy.aol.com

Aris: Don't worry, that doesn't offend me. I've heard similar things regarding mythological creatures such as the Minotaur and centaurs. And since most people in here answered "yes" in some manner to the interspecies-dating question, I doubt abnybody else would be offended. And besides, we live in a world where people used to have sex with sheep and horses and chickens--and some still do. **shrugs** The usual things that offend most people don't bother me. I'm offended by weird things. Like Ebonics.

Something else that offends me: DiCaprio as Anakin Skywalker. I'm tired of this guy. Let's at least wait till he goes through puberty, okay?

But then, it could be worse, I guess. What if the one they cast is ... Matthew Lillard?? AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Pistoff - [pistoff@anti-social.com]
Saturday, May 22, 1999 12:25:54 PM
IP: wire-16.koalas.com

Wilek- Is this the tune you're looking for?
Robby the CR DJ
Saturday, May 22, 1999 12:02:40 PM
IP: spider-ta062.proxy.aol.com

Jaden> I hope you get better.

Todd> Thanks for clearing that up for me.

Dags> That's a pretty good cast. It would be so funny watching them sing the songs and dance around too :)

Sigh...I just realized that in the space that I'm going to see my brother graduate from the Air Force Academy and me going to officer camp, I'll be missing two Garg eps and one TD ep. Sata better lay those eggs next ep or go out of my mind from suspense.
SOROW
Saturday, May 22, 1999 10:07:03 AM
IP: usr2-dialup7.mix1.irving.cw.net

New Olympians and halflings> My guess is that halflings like Merlin and Fox have human shape simply because their parent fay in question (Oberon with Merlin, Titania with Fox) had human shape at the time the baby was conceived.

That may mean that some New Olympians atleast may be the result of more... kinky (ahem!) matings... We have a number of such ones in Greek mythology. Zeus in various times had transformed into a swan, a golden rain, a bull, etc in order to seduce women... (That's also something similar to what I'll be doing in my fanfic - the father of the original minotaur will be a fay in bull-shape: not Zeus though)

Sorry if I offended anyone...
Aris Katsaris - [katsaris@otenet.gr]
Saturday, May 22, 1999 09:47:18 AM
IP: athe530-d033.otenet.gr

Coyote > your welcome. They are pretty good books.
Leo Dicaprio as Anakin Skywalker > GOD, I hope not. I'm sick of that guy. Hell, I'd probably do a better job at playing Anakin Skywalker over Decrapio.
Jaden > I know what you mean. I thought Luke would marry Callista, but......He isnt.....*thinks* that would be an interesting site to see....... *evin grin* Callista interrupting Luke and Mara's wedding.

here's a good movie:
GREASE Characters with Gargoyles:
Danny Zuko - Goliath
Sandy Olssen - Elisa Maza (with a blond wig)
Kenickie - Brooklyn
Rizzo - Sata
Doody - Lexington
Sonny - Broadway
Putzie - Coyote
Frenchie - Angela
Jan - Beth Maza
Marty - Fox
Principal McGee - Margot Yale
Vince Fontaine - Xanatos
Eugene Felznik - Vinny
Cha-Cha - Titania
Leo - Oberon

6 more days until I graduate from high school (not counting today of course)

well gotta go.....*turns on a radio station mike* well, from all of us from the Gargoyle fan CR to all you wherever you are, this is Dags signing out. and remember the light at the end of the tunnel, bades to you....Goodnight!!
Dags - [Dagastino_2000@hotmail.com]
Saturday, May 22, 1999 09:45:56 AM
IP: 24.48.82.16

No, Pandora was never intended to be the first gargoyle. For one thing, that would have reduced gargoyles to a mere offshoot of humans, rather than a race in their own right. (I'm also pretty certain that we indicated that there were gargoyles around already in "Not a Prison Make").
Todd Jensen - [merlyn@ninenet.com]
St. Louis, MO
Saturday, May 22, 1999 07:17:47 AM
IP: 208-19-232-142.dialup-stl.primary.net

Robby> It's interesting, the Trio even have the right colors to be the Huey, Dewy, and Louie <<Need help with a few of these>> How about Owen as Duckworth?

Random Thought> I must have the stupidest goldfish in the world. I've had the thing since thursday afternoon, and it can't figure that those little flakes I keep dropping on it are food. It just lets them sink to the bottom and get sucked up by the filter. I've tried big flakes, and I've tried tiny flakes, but this fish won't touch any of them. If it doesn't get a clue soon, it's going to starve to death. I wonder what's wrong, because none of the other goldfish I ever had had ths problem.

**glances at clock** Gee, I'm living on gargoyle time. : ) I can't sleep, so I guess I'll go work on some illustrated quotes in the hope that I'll someday be able to scan them somehow.

Bye for now.
Zath - [zath@rocketmail.com]
Saturday, May 22, 1999 05:17:23 AM
IP: ns2-13.viptx.net

Wilek: Heheh, that's gotta make you wonder ... what the HELL were they thinking?? I mean, the Star Wars Holiday Special must've seemed like a good idea to _somebody._ Even Ed Wood probably wouldn't have gotten anywhere near that thing. Whoever thought this one up should be tortured ... I have an idea ... take one of those blood-pressure testers, wrap the cuff around his neck and cinch it real tight, then pump the thing up until his head bloats and his eyes launch out of his skull and explode against the far wall.

Oh, and I missed something you'd said when I posted last night. You asked about Pizza Hut peddling Star Wars toys. Yup, you're right, we're trying to sell those things. One of them is a Jar Jar Binks squishy toy that looks like something you'd give your dog to chew on. Another is a Yoda cup-topper--but nobody can get the top to snap on the cup. And if you ever did manage this feat, only Arnold Schwarzeneggar could pull the top off again ... maybe.

You'd think Star Wars merchandise would fly off the shelves, right? Well, not where I work. The toys are only 99 cents if you buy a pizza. If you're already spending twenty bucks, what difference will 99 cents make? Well, I can't even GIVE these damn things away. I keep talling people, c'mon, it's only 99 cents! "Nah, I don't want one."

All I can do is shake my head. **sigh**

Senior awards: The only one I got was for "Best Transportation-Only Vehicle." My car back then was a '76 Dodge Aspen station wagon (my dad's car, actually; I will NEVER buy a station wagon or anything resembling one ... unless it's a hearse, of course :). This car had seat belts that wouldn't work, rust eating so many holes through it that it looked like it had Vehicular Leprosy, the driver-side door would fly open whenever it wanted to, usually when I was making a right turn and the centrifugal force almost pitched me out onto the pavement, and there was this funny little quirk relating to the battery. The cable leading from the battery had at some point been cut and reattached, and the severed part was held together by a little plastic clamp. Well, one day the clamp broke. So every time I hit the brakes too hard, the battery would slide forward, the cable would go taut and then it would unclip. Boom! Car would croak and the steering wheel would lock up, and the brakes wouldn't work. I'd just coast into whatever happened to be in front of me. Then I'd have to park, usually in the middle of an intersection, pop the hood, get out and calmly walk around while everybody's blaring their horns at me, push the battery back and reconnect it, then close the hood and get back in the car.

I finally got rid of that thing after I graduated, and a few months later I saw it parked in front of a house on my paper route. Some dip$h!t had bought that thing! All I could do was point at them and laugh.

Kaioto: Congrats on the lisence!

Glimmer: That thing about Rosie and the gorilla made me fall out of my chair, I was laughing so hard. Intersting coincidence ....
Pistoff - [pistoff@anti-social.com]
Saturday, May 22, 1999 04:50:52 AM
IP: wire-21.koalas.com

**RP!**

[In Oz, SJ and the rest have reached a huge black palace. Scarecrow: "The Emerald City...but what have they *done* to it?!!" Scarecrow's question is quite valid, as the City looks less like the enchanted capital of a magic land than a demon-built citadel of evil--the emerald has changed to ebony, every wall bears the carving of a skull, and fountains of blood adorn the garden out front. Maambi: "I rather like it, actually...green was never my color." Scarecrow shoots her a glare that could freeze a star, then tells everyone, "There's a back entrance, from which we can rescue the Lion and then find Eisner and the Dorothy. Come." "Who is this Lion, and why are we looking for Mr. Eisner?" This from...Wilek: "Miriam! Hey, good to see you! How did you get here? How did you find us?" Miriam: "The others are rather worried about you; you seem to have disappeared from the face of the Earth. You're needed back on the Avatar Of Ganon." Wilek: "Um...I'm in the middle of something, something that might help us. We're trying to find Eisner because he might know where SJ's dad is. If we can find him and get him to work for us, we'll have a *big* advantage in the conflicts ahead." Miriam: "You could have filled us in on what you were about to do." Wilek: "Oh...sorry. I'll go back and do that now; you guys find the back entrance and wait for me there." Wilek sets off for the rift, and the rest of the team finds the formerly-Emerald City's back door...]

**PAUSE UNCONSCIONABLY LONG RP!**

Pistoff>> Hm...you were right, those lyrics are *rancid*. I've seen less sap in some redwoods. <g> Oh, and I saw a few pics from that Boba Fett animated short. What did I say about it being a bit more tolerable than the rest of the thing? I had to fight hard to keep my eyes from abandoning my head and finding a place where the view wasn't quite so horrible. The cast of Star Wars should sue for that. And Chewie's dad (whose name, I wish I were kidding, is Itchy) is just about the ugliest sentient lifeform in the galaxy. Eesh.

Robby> Does there exist a MID of the theme to an old sci-fi/mystery movie called Futureworld? I just saw the movie (which isn't bad for mid-70s fare) and the music ROCKS. :)

Matt Dymond> <<When asked why the replied that they didn't want to eat the sort of common dishes we have over here like chipmonk and squirrel.>> Eh? Now where did they get that idea? I figure British food is just like American food, except they call chips crisps and fries chips, and that's not much of a difference. :/

Kaioto> Tell Malakai I'm deeply impressed, and if he ever needs employment, I'd be more than happy to provide it. >:)

Aaron> <<I'm evil. I bought merchandise. But it was just there, calling me. Anyway, I didn't spend much.>> If that makes you evil, I'm the Lone Garg of the Apocalypse. >:)

Mandi> <<This year, Dave tells me, they're selling graduation tickets at Senior Awards to ensure seniors don't skip that day.>> Heh...my aforementioned friend's school had awards and graduation on the same day, in the same ceremony in fact. Twisted, no?

Kitainia> $<<it is a take on Stephen King's Children of the Corn!>> Dang--that was one of my first guesses, but I rejected it because I thought it was incorrect. I really have to start listening to my instincts...$

Coyote> <<Here's the short list of where I drew the titles for G:CM>> The short list. O_o I'd hate to see the long one. ;P

Zath> <<Does anyone have any suggestions for a good flat-bed or warnings about lousy ones?> Don't get whatever one Coyote got; that thing has made him miserable.

Sorow> <<Select any movie and cast the gargoyles in it.>> Um...I wish I could think of a good one.

SJ> $<<I was originally going to have us fight the Lion, then move on to Eisner>> Which fits perfectly into my plans...and trust me, you'll like tonight's plot twist. >:) $ Um...Leonardo DiCaprio? In a Star Wars movie?! BLASPHEMY!!!! <spends several hours roaring loudly and mostly incoherently, except for a few demonic profanities> It's probably not true, but even the thought of it makes me want to go on a rampage with a light-chainsaw. (This is like a lightsaber, but it's a chainsaw. And no, I didn't create this, I found it on the Net somewhere. Infinite weirdness.)

**RESUME ANOTHER LONG RP!**

[The team has gathered at the back entrance, and Wilek has returned from briefing everyone else regarding his actions. Wilek: "I called the Avatar Of Ganon, and they know we're out here; they'll tell the Black Ravens and the rest of our team." Scarecrow: "Good. Now, to rescue the Lion..." "No need," says a deep, menacing voice from behind them. The team looks...and sees what has to be the target of their rescue mission. An anthropomorphic lion with brown fur and a black mane, wearing black plate-mail armor and carrying a quarterstaff with a sword blade on the end. His expression is grim, yet somehow resigned. "Hello old friend." Scarecrow: "Lion! How on earth did you escape?!" Lion: "I didn't. I was released." Scarecrow looks at his loyal retainer in puzzlement. "But...Eisner is never that kind to his prisoners." Lion: "Not unless they work for him. I'm sorry old friend, but I have to kill you now, along with your accomplices." Scarecrow is deeply shocked. "But...you sided with me to dethrone Eisner! You were my greatest warrior! How could you betray us?!" Lion: "Against my will, that's how. Are you familiar with a process known as blood-bonding?" Scarecrow and Kari shake their heads...but the others exchange looks of concern and horror. SJ: "You mean..." Wilek: "No way..." Miriam: "This could become most unfortunate..." Scarecrow: "Will you tell me what you're on about?!" SJ: "Blood-bonding is a process by which a Kindred, a vampire, makes a mortal or another vampire his slave." Lion: "Very good. And I'm afraid my new master wishes you dead, and I have no choice but to carry out his will." Wilek: "You mean..." Lion: "Eisner is of the Kindred."]

**END RP!**
Wilek Nereus
Saturday, May 22, 1999 02:05:59 AM
IP: tnt-1-110-56k.portsmouth.zoomnet.net

Greetings and Salutation. I saw The Phantom Menace for the fifth time just now. I keep getting invites an what not, and no one can say no to Star Wars.

The Downfall >Todd, you're Mr. History in my book. This guy basically put Authurian legend into story format for the first season of Pendragon. Anytime I need to kno anything, I know who to go to.

Anakin in two other Star Wars >Anybody but Dicaprio and James Van Der Beek. I would have to shot myself. I really want Seth Green to get this role, as his name has been mentioned as well, along with every other teenaged male star.

Everyone, please go to the link on my name. It's some personal pictures (friends and family) I put on my webpage. I just want some feedback....that and I'm bored.

Okay, all for now.....later
Ordell - [<-- click, come on, you know you want to.....]
Saturday, May 22, 1999 01:51:07 AM
IP: ppp-190.ode.cableone.net

****RP!!!****
Jaden had by now retrieved his double-bladed axe and was now checking on his friend.
"You are going to have a very bad headache when you wake-up Orion." Jaden said feeling sorry for him. Suddenly Jaden feels a sharp preasure in his head. "No!" he gasps. "He has found me. Come Orion, we need to find and warn the others."
"Things just got a lot more complicated."
Screen fades out.
****END RP!!!****

Well I'm almost well again. I've gone from a fever, light headedness, and upset stomachs to headaches, runny nose, and coughing.

Now this is a weird coincidence-When I got to the part about the girl with wings in Timedancer I had just finished watching Sliders and at the end it had a girl with wings trying to fly.

Luke and Mara Jade- You know I was wanting him to get married but when he asked Mara I was shocked and amazed. I thought he was going to end up this Callista (if you've read the books you know who she is).

Robby- How about Vinnie for Donald and Brenden for Launchpad?

Gargoyle movie casts- maybe when I'm well enough to think clearly.

See ya later!


Jaden - [smokey1@silcom.com]
Los Alamos, CA, U.S.A.
Saturday, May 22, 1999 01:21:54 AM
IP: cache2.avtel.net

Taleweaver> Princess Bride is such a good movie! "Have fun storming the castle!"

I got another one, the best movie!
LEGEND
Darkness- No doubt, Madoc
Unicorns- Not Una, ha ha...I just got a funny picture of Bronx running around with a horn attached to his head :)
Goblins- The Unseelie (especially Garlon & Loki)
Jack- Goliath
Lily- Elisa
Gump- Puck
Una the Fairy- Wow, I just realized that! Umm...Demona?
Screwball- Bad name! Definitely Brooklyn. "I vote we run like hell!" :P
Browntom (SP?)- Lex or Broadway

I have the soundtrack to LEGEND, and it ROCKS! Bed...OKIloveyoubyebye!
SOROW
Saturday, May 22, 1999 01:15:13 AM
IP: usr1-dialup281.mix1.irving.cw.net

No RP tonight. Gonna see what the others do.

Wilek: At this point, I'm open to suggestions about the RP. I was originally going to have us fight the Lion, then move on to Eisner, but you can do whatever you like. I'm game! :)

LUCCI!!! Well, finally she won, huh? I guess the joke wore thin. I stopped watching the daytime emmies once my favorite, Vanessa Marcil, left GH. Oh well, I hear "Win Ben Stein's Money" won best game show. Way to go Ben!!!

UPSETTING (for me) X-MEN MOVIE NEWS: *sigh* Russell Crowe will most likely NOT play Wolverine in the film. Damn. I'm a big Crowe fan, and I always thought he'd be the perfect fanboy pic. He certainly can show off some serious rage, just look at L.A. Confidential.

Kitiana: Good points about Rosie. IMO, she's *not* that great of a talk show host. She never does anything but kiss the hineys of her guests (well...except for Tom that is), and her interviewing skills aren't that great. And she really is a hypocrite. Today she came out and said that K-mart was okay selling guns, that they only sold hunting rifles. I checked out Kmart. They sell a whole lot more than just hunting rifles. Shotguns, a few handguns, the whole deal.

Kaioto: This is why I've missed you!!! You are GREAT at social commentary!!! You're the guy who I can quote to other people.
I agree with you, this is almost a debate about control. This is probably a conservative fear of mine, but it some ways it does seem as if there are people (truth be told, most of them Democrats) who want to take away our 2nd amendment. It's a noble thing to want a society that is independent of such weapons of destruction as guns. But in reality, that society is a long time coming. I may be cynical, but I don't think we as a whole, the entire human race, will be overcoming our aggressive tendencies anytime soon. Taking away the legal rights to guns (all guns, not certain ones, a la automatic weaponry) will make it easier for those who are less challenged by morals. Yes, it will prevent some people from committing violent crimes, but I think that it would do more harm than good, and it seems a little fascist to me. It's not as if I own a whole room full of guns, but I certainly want to maintain my right and ability to own one if I so choose.

Star Wars incidental characters: I too like Antilles and Fett. Wedge only had a bit part in the movies, but in the expanded universe (you know, the one Lucas disavows even though they make him millions of dollars?) his character really got fleshed out with the Rogue Squadron books and comics. (True story: the actor who played Wedge in the SW movies is the real life uncle of current Jedi, Ewan McGregor)
Fett is only in the movies a few minutes, but he's such a badass, you gotta love him! Lucas has said on occasion that he doesn't understand his popularity. Well, he looks cool, he's got a cool concept (villanious bounty hunter), and he took down Solo pretty quickly. I've enjoyed the way he was revived in the expanded universe, and I'm glad to see more of him there. Plus, there are those rumours that we'll get to see more of the Mandalorians in the next two prequels

Finally, I leave you with this: The rumors for the next Star Wars Prequel have begun already. As you may or may not know, the next film will be a "romance". One particular individual who is familiar with romances has been named as the possible choice to play an older Anakin Skywalker. His name: *trumpets blow*
Leonardo DiCaprio.
Yes, HIM. I'd just like to throw this out here, see what people's reactions are. So far, some people like the idea, others don't (and the line has become somewhat stereotypical, with the male SW geeks hating it, and the women loving it). Remember, this is a RUMOR, and most likely false, but what is your guys reaction to Leo as a possible Anakin? Give us your thoughts!!! I'm gonna hear what other people think, before going into SW geek mode and yelling about if I love or hate the idea.
[Personally though, I think DiCaprio is one grade-A hog-smoker. Figure out that little bit of gang code.]
Sevarius Jr. - [bpoole@mailexcite.com]
Saturday, May 22, 1999 01:08:25 AM
IP: 207-172-44-18.s18.tnt3.brd.va.dialup.rcn.com

**enters the room, switching out the candles. Sits down in the big chair and keeps fixating.**

MARK THIS DATE!!
May 21st, 1999. Mark this date on your calendar, for this is the date it finally happened. A day that will live in the annals of pop culture history.
After 19 years, Susan Lucci FINALLY won a daytime Emmy. To the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences, this simple message:

IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME!!!

There. I'm cleansed.

JackaL: Great rant, dude!

Senior awards: Only ones I got recognized for were two band awards and a scholarship I lost in three years. **sigh** Ah well ...

TPM crowds: We got to the theater early enough to get decent seats for my 79 year old grandmother, but had a decent view. The theater wasn't full, but when we left there was a line down the hallway for the next show.

Kaioto: This is indeed true, but I never used the tools of my scouting trade as weapons of mass destruction.

Dags: Thanks for the info. I'll have to look for that one.

Todd: Actually, I screwed it up earlier. The phrase actually comes from a quote attributed to Dr. Dooley: "I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep." in fact, part of that quote ("Promises to Keep") became the title of a posthumous biography of Dr. Dooley written by his mother.

Movie casts with Gargoyles: Ehh ... I'm a little drained for this one tonight.

**fixates on the candle, even more than he did last night.**
Coyote the Bando - [1134@i-is.com]
Algonac, Michigan
Friday, May 21, 1999 11:25:28 PM
IP: modem55.i-is.com

Gargoyles as... The third season cast of ReBoot.

Matrix- Brooklyn
AndrAIa- Sata
Frisket- Nudnik
Bob- Goliath
Dot- Elisa
Surfer- Lex
Phong- Hudson
Crimson Binome- Broadway?
Mouse- DemonaMike the TV- Vinnie!
Megabyte- Xanatos
Hexidecimal- Hyena
Hack and Sash- Steel Clan or Coyote robot

Gargoyles as... The Cast of Ducktales!

Huey, Dewey, and Louie- The trio
Webbigale- Angela
Donald- Um... Dunno.
Gyro Gearloose- Lex again
Magica De Spell- Demona
Gizmoduck- Dingo?
Beagle Boys- The Pack
Scrooge- Goliath?
Glomgold- Xanatos? Or would he play Scrooge?
Launchpad- Um... Who crashes the most?
Need help with a few of these it seems...

Could go on and do Rescue Rangers... maybe later. But gee, the thought of Lex playing Gadget... Eee!
Robby
Friday, May 21, 1999 10:35:22 PM
IP: spider-wl014.proxy.aol.com

I'll take you up on that challenge. How about the Princess Bride?
Wesley/The Dread Pirate Roberts: Goliath
Buttercup: Elisa
Fezzik: Broadway
Indigo: Brooklyn
Finzini: Lexington
Prince Humperdink: Dracon (I was leaning towards Xanatos, but Dracon fits better)
Miracle Max: Magus
Max's Wife: Princess Catherine
Count Rugan: Either Glasses or Pal Joey
The Storyteller: Petros Xanatos
The boy: Alex


Taleweaver - [taleweaver@usa.net]
Friday, May 21, 1999 10:19:43 PM
IP: hal5000.engineering.csupomona.edu

I just thought of a really good idea, inspired by Shogun Raptor's version of "Sar Wars".

Select any movie and cast the gargoyles in it. Here's one to get started, a fav movie...
BRAVEHEART
William Walace- Brooklyn
Hamish- Broadway
Stephen- Lex
Miriam- Sata
Robert the Bruce- Xanatos
King Edward- Madoc or Castaway
Princess of Whales- Angela

Now you try one...
SOROW
Friday, May 21, 1999 09:52:51 PM
IP: usr1-dialup329.mix1.irving.cw.net

**Glimmer come into CR with a super soaker, a paper fan, fallowed by a little boy in his birthday suit and four ducklings. She then points the super soaker at DC and shoots. DC writhes on the floor covered with hydrochloric acid**

*doubletake*How did those ducks get in here? I know, I shouldn't endorse violence in front of children but DC earned it.

95 degrees today and I just realized all the summer clothes I bought are either black on navy. I'm gonna fry come July. On a brighter note, I took the kids outside for a water fight at 7:30 this morning.

Pistoff> I don't know what happened to the doctor. The last I heard he had a bunch of malpractice suits against him.

Todd> NOT pay attention to TGS just because of SW:TPM? You're thinking about some other room, right?

TD SPOILERS
Liked this ep. If Oberon had found out that Demona was casting the fey doomsday spell(what is it called again?) in The Longest Day, would he have destroyed Manhattan? Scary thought. And we also find out the origins of the New Olympians.
In a way, this story reminds me of the Cold War. Everyone becoming paranoid, thinking that some one was out to destroy their country, or in the case of the story, their race. Thank God the little red button was never pushed in RL.
I like the cliffhanger ending. Can't wait for next weeks ep.
END SPOILERS

Little Nudist Update> Dang it! the one time I leave my camera at home....We went to the house his family is moving into and he went outside to play. Went outside a few minutes later and he was naked and sitting in the middle of a puddle playing with the orphaned ducklings. So cute.
Turns out the house still isn't ready yet so he'll be staying until June. Goody, I love that little guy with or with out his clothes.

Rosie Odonell> As I was reading everyone else's comments, an add for Tarzan came on Disney and Rosie proudly proclaimed,"I am a gorilla."

Christine> How about my names: Danette Jean McCabe. I would be very greatful. And I can't wait for your new book.(kissing up never hurt anybody ;)) Looking for all the hidden garg fanfic referances will be fun.

Interspecial dating> I'm all for it. Mabey then I could find a half way decent guy. Or garg. Or what ever.

**Glimmer heads for the hills**
Glimmer
Friday, May 21, 1999 08:47:19 PM
IP: 212.gardena-05rs.ca-las-vegas-05rs.nv.dial-access.att.net

Zath> Wow, you're right on TD! I absolutely love MST3000!

*****SPOILERS FOR DOWNFALL*****
I'm just a little disappointed cause this ep proved one of my theories wrong. In "Not a Prison Make", Pandora turned into a gargoyle from Brooklyn's blood. In some other ep that I can't remember, it was said that Pandora was the "mother" of the gargoyle race. So I always thought that made Brooklyn the very first gargoyle (in the timedancing sense). But from the reaction of Prometheus to Brooklyn in "The Downfall", Prometheus hadn't met Brooklyn yet which means "The Downfall" happened first. Man, I thought the idea of Brooklyn technically being the first garg was really cool. Oh well...
*****END TD SPOILERS*****

I asked this before, but can someone please give me Dylan Blacquiere's site? I lost it...
SOROW
Friday, May 21, 1999 08:30:33 PM
IP: usr2-dialup152.mix1.irving.cw.net

TRUST NO FUTURE STUFF

Zath- You found one of the MANY sci fi references in the story. Indeed, those were Tom Servo and Crow. However, the six foot giant prune came from The Muppet Movie. Congrats on being the one who found the reference, even if ya didn't know. Other sci-fi references included Star Trek, Quantum Leap, Speed Racer, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and Arnold Swartchenaeger movies to name a few. Part of the fun is hunting for them! Even the entire scene with the rats was taken from varius sci-fi stuff... The director's cut has more references than even *I* remember, and it'll be coming soon. With new pictures hopefully!
Robby
Friday, May 21, 1999 08:22:26 PM
IP: spider-te042.proxy.aol.com

massacre. Sorry for the misspelling.
Gyre - [wseeley@epix.net]
Friday, May 21, 1999 08:17:34 PM
IP: fltg3-ppp13.fltg.net

Entity> Don't get me started on this. The assault rifle issue is a straw dog. The rifles in question are semi-automatic copies of military assault rifles. They are not capable of selective fire, and if you do not know what that means, it simplly means that they can only be fired as fast as you can pull the trigger. And if you cared to take a close look at the legislation that was passed by the Senate today, it would not have prevented the shooters in the Little John, CO. massacer from getting the guns they used in any case. It time you stopped blaming the guns used in crime, and hold those who commit crime accountable for what they do.
Gyre - [wseeley@epix.net]
Friday, May 21, 1999 08:13:20 PM
IP: fltg3-ppp13.fltg.net

**Zath enters clutching head and screams** School needs to end *NOW*!!! I have so much stupid biology on my mind every time I see a post in here about the NRA, I think it says RNA. Shoot me, shoot me now...

Wow, it would seem I have a bit of catching up to do. First of all, my school's library has closed for the year, so it may be a while before I manage to get any more pictures (including the heap unfinished ones I'm working on now) scanned and posted. My friend I'm drawing the London gargs for might scan that one for me, but other than that I'm not sure what I'm going to do. : ( I'm thinking of getting a scanner of my own. Does anyone have any suggestions for a good flat-bed or warnings about lousy ones?

Robby> I'm sorry to hear about your getting hit by a car. I can't say I've ever been hit, but I've come close on numerous occasions. It sucks to be a pedestrian in Texas. << man with a sock for a head, the amazing Socko>> Have you ever seen the movie "Freaked"?

Fleur> <<three geese, all connected by this piece of string!>> Are you sure that guy was actually a scientist and not just some sadistic SOB? If he wanted to prove the "in end" was connected to the "out end" couldn't he have just dissected a dead goose, rather than doing cruel things to a live one?

SJ> <<Fried Tarantula is actually very crunchy.>> I imagine a raw one would be pretty crunchy too : ) <<it's a cool concept to end a series by killing off the main character>> If I recall correctly, Sledgehammer ended its first season by nuking all of Los Angeles. You have a Spanish broadsword? Cool. If I ever get the money, I want to get a claymore (sp?) to hang on my wall.

Todd Jensen> <<a little consideration for those people who visit here shortly after they've eaten.>> What's wrong with a little extra protein now and then?

Christine> Congratulations on the new house. It sounds great. <<housearming party>> sounds like fun...

I have yet to read the new TD ep., but here are my thoughts (at least the ones that don't repeat what's already been said) on the other recent episodes.
***** TRUST NO FUTURES AND NIGHT OF THE WEIRD SPOILERS *****
TNF: "Among them were a gold thing with a face, a red gumball machine, and a six-foot prune." This almost sounds like Crow, Tom Servo and Gipsy.

NotW: I really like finally getting to see some of the other members of the London clan and some moments of the story had me LOL. However, the episode left me with several questions, some serious and some not. Why is Caspian worried about the batteries going dead while they move the statue of St. George and the Dragon, can't they turn off the flashlights? If the London gargs have the various abilities of the animals they resemble, can Una and Caspian sense who is and isn't a virgin? Is Copperfield supposed to resemble Mr. Mistoffelees? If Grimalkin is the brindled cat, where's Harpier and the hedge-pig (Spiny Norman perhaps : P)? Given the physical characteristics of the parents, might Griff and Brianna's children end up looking somewhat like basilisks themselves?

Favorite line:
"That thing has my cat!!"
"To the devil with your cat, sir!"
***** END SPOILERS *****

Fire> Nice picture. I like the way chalked pictures look, but for some reason I can't stand touching the stuff, so I never use it myself.

Warpmind> <<HUEY. . Willing to spend up to $2.5 Million. Contact Lennox MacDuff>> LOL!

JackaL> I *LOVED* your rant at the news crew. Too bad they probably burned the tape, it would have made a nice addition to my video collection.

Tim Phipps> <<It was like the Oscars; it was too long and most of the people who got awards didn't deserve them.>> I know how that feels. My school's awards ceremony was this week, too. The darn thing was 3.5 hours long in a freezing cold building (the potted plants were waving in the wind from the air conditioner, which was on the entire time, while I had to sit there, freezing my butt off in a dress) and EVERY SINGLE STINKING $#@*&^*! SENI