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Gside - I love "Good Eats".

Ed - Actually, I have a better analogy. You have two bulls in a pin. The older bull keeps goring the younger one, but nobody seems to notice. Finally, in desperation, the younger bull seriously wounds the older bull and gets killed for attacking the older bull, despite the younger bull pleading about the older bull deserving it.
DPH
AR, USA
Monday, April 26, 2004 01:47:54 AM
IP: 67.14.195.9

Snoopycool updated so I get more bread manga to read. And in other cooking news, I enjoyed hearing Alton Brown as the commentator for the new American Iron Chef.

Damien> <<nope in a letter in "Salmon of dought" he said he was workin on a 6th book>>: Ah, I thought Salmon of Doubt itself (before it became a compilation) was the book that he kept waffling on whether it was a Dirk Gently or Hitchhiker book.

Tharos> <<What the hell should I do that absolutely rules while they're gone?>>: Secede and declare yourself king, for a literal take a ruling. Or you could go for the more common plan of sex, drugs, and rock and roll.

Lain> <<king arthur? i havent heard of that>>: They're trying to put him in his appropriate time period, with a more roman Arthur and druidic Merlin, etc.
<<go for the colour>>: Any particular ones you think would work? More plaids? Wonderbread polkadots?
<<prints of weebly bits might have the OPPOSITE effect>>: Yeah, they might get scared away by the size. And it would be a bit unwieldy to wear.
<<hardy har har, you wish>>: Constantly.

Fire Storm> <<The only thing worse than a demon is a constipated demon>>: And you don't want to know what they dow with women.
<>: It either wouldn't be too interesting, or in the middle of the greatest orgy of all time.
<<Side effects include prolonged lust, perversion, dry mouth and fatigue>>: If symoptoms persist, contact Marvin Gaye for proper healing techniques.
<<THAT would be interesting to explain in HR>>: While masturbating, of course.
<<Well, I am really behind on my masturbation schedule and was simply trying to catch up>>: And you know HR likes people who keep up with their schedules.
<<Well, only one way to find out for sure>>: I think I can schedule you in for a wednesday.
<<As I said, you do NOT have a say in the matter>>: This goes even beyond divine intervention?
<<But when I can get a container of sale for a few bucks, it makes it hard finding a good tailor>>: Especially if you're looking for one of those expert slug tailors.

Lynati> <<and two pieces of american cheese?>>: American cheese? You infidel!

Greg> <<there were definetly some frequent posters you missed>>: I'm too easy. You have two cows. You molest one, eat the other, and emulate a third on your computer.

Na zdorov'ya.
Gside - [gside@comcast.net]
Fair Haven, NJ
Monday, April 26, 2004 12:55:54 AM
IP: 69.141.212.54

FS: This war is a joke, but near as I can tell, Pat Tillman was not. He turned down a $3.6 million dollar contract to volunteer for front-line service alongside his brother. And THAT is something you do not see every day. It is a pity only that, near as I can tell, he died for nothing.
Gunjack "Half-Mast" Valentine
Monday, April 26, 2004 12:30:12 AM
IP: 4.7.36.9

ED> Those were hillarious. DO some more, there were definetly some frequent posters you missed.

Todd, Gside, Lynati, Bud Clare, Vinnie, Fire Storm, Mara, and several others.
Greg Bishansky
Sunday, April 25, 2004 11:43:56 PM
IP: 216.179.1.51

Kathy: ee. take a nap and get well soon. : (

Aaron: Since when do you have anything in your fridge besides 2 24 packs of coca-cola, a pack of sliced hard salami, and two pieces of american cheese?

Incidentally, I just found a 5-dollar bill in a pair of pants I haven't worn since the end of freshman year, due to them being irreversably stuck flat with paint and sculpting goo.
Lynati
Sunday, April 25, 2004 06:31:16 PM
IP: 65.66.158.111

Hey, Gathering folks! Any news yet on the Phoenix Gate anthology?

That's cool about La Ronde; we'd been planning to take Becca there anyway, and it'll be even more fun to go with a crowd!

Did a bit of an update; new pic, naughty HP story, some book news. Clickie!
Christine - [<---- new pic, site update!]
Sunday, April 25, 2004 06:27:37 PM
IP: 208.187.8.12

Ed > That last post amused me, so I'll be nice and not tell Dominique and Andrea who called them cows. ;)

It's time for another message from The Count...

6 days left before Gathering 2004 pre-registration prices increase.
7 days left to submit entries for the Gathering T-shirt contest (deadline is May 1).
68 days left to submit entries for the Music Video contest (deadline is July 1).
73 days left to reserve your hotel room at the Delta Centre-Ville (deadline is July 6 at noon).

And finally...

103 days left until The Gathering 2004 in Montreal, Quebec!
Patrick - [<-- Get thee to The Gathering!]
Sunday, April 25, 2004 04:05:27 PM
IP: 65.43.163.146

Lynati > You don't want to be mentioned on the website? That's Cool. We can word any promotion along the lines of "Come and marvel as the scientists and artists of Gargoyles fandom ponder the possibilities of how gargoyles would function in the real world." - Or something. I'm sitting in bed trying not to type too fast because I've got some kind of funkapated flu bug.

We are trying to feature those fan guest who are participating in our programing but we don't want to violate anybody's comfort zone either. Email me to discuss.

Yggdrasil > I'm blocking a spot on the schedule for you guys.

Cows... funny.

If you haven't registered for the Montreal Gathering it's not too late. We've got a full schedule planned from Friday Morning on til Sunday Afternoon plus a trip to Le Ronde Amusement Park on Monday. So join guests Greg Weisman (It's like Ask Greg only not broken), Thom Adcox (Who will for the first time ever be doing "Storytime With Thom") and others yet to be announced plus your internet friends live and in person for a weekend of workshops, revelations and most of all fun!

If you find you can't make it to Montreal then consider attending the Gathering in spirit and making a small donation to the fund. Your support of the Gathering keeps them happening until the day it reaches a city you can travel to. So get that supporting membership today and remember, it's fully upgradable to a full membership if you find your plans change.

kathy
Sunday, April 25, 2004 03:10:27 PM
IP: 66.82.192.1

AARON'S COWS
He ate them.

_______________
Ed> *hugs* That was shiny. :)
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lain> <<not really. RUSSIA is a big country. iraq is.. not.>>
Not compared to russia, obviously, but would _you_ want to search Iraq? ;)

<<prints of weebly bits might have the OPPOSITE effect..>>
Might?
______________
lynati> <<in fact, there are some who may feel a thanks are in order to her for running off a jerk so quickly.>>
Oh, great... _Encourage_ me, why don't you? (Although, it _was_ pretty efficient, wasn't it? But no, bad. Bad Bud. Not that I'm sorry, exactly, but...bad. ;)
Bud-Clare
Sunday, April 25, 2004 02:40:33 PM
IP: 66.67.201.63

My cows are all in the fridge, in handy steak and hamburger patty form...

Aaron
Sunday, April 25, 2004 02:22:34 PM
IP: 172.142.119.94

Leo: Yeah, I was going to make them all female but it just seemed a bit weird when most of the people in question were male. ;)
Ed
Sunday, April 25, 2004 02:00:14 PM
IP: 131.111.8.102

ed>> <<You assume this is all part of another conspiracy by sinister oil barons>> well i cant help it if its true...
<<One asserts his right to bear arms>>
now thats just funny... :D
you rule! :D:D
lain
Sunday, April 25, 2004 02:00:10 PM
IP: 4.7.35.8

ED:<<PATRICK’S COWS:..They become the subject of much lesbian innuendo, and a fanfic series that takes things beyond innuendo. >> ROTFL
<<GUNJACK’S COWS: ...One asserts his (?) right to bear arms.>> One is a transgender cow? Does the transgender cow represent Gunjack? :-D

And now, links to the other "Weebls" toon mentioned by Fire Storm and Gside. And the "insane" version of "Badger Badger Badger" as a bonus. :p

"Kenya": [click my name]
"Badgers" (the "insane" version):
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/24/
or
http://www.weebls-stuff.com//data/toons/lovely.swf

Have fun. :D :D

Leo
Sunday, April 25, 2004 12:46:27 PM
IP: 68.231.241.236

Green Baron: And now, bringing back the vitriol, even more cow humour!

DPH’S COWS
You have two cows. One dies of plague.
You time-travel back to the past to stop the plague from ever starting, but accidentally carry the plague with you and start it yourself.

Z’S COWS
You have two cows. One dies of plague.
You time-travel back to the past to stop the plague from ever starting, but accidentally carry the plague with you and start it yourself.
So you take the place of the first dead cow, which has a pivotal role in history.
History adjusts itself, and you travel back with the aid of three time police cows.
You now have five cows, but in this alternate timeline cows are all rulers of a totalitarian state and think of you as their God, the great Cowbell.
You travel back in time to stop yourself ever travelling back in time but another group of time-travelling cows stop you.
You hop to an alternate universe and everything is fine.

LAIN’S COWS
You have two cows that were bred in Turkey.
When you relay this info to the comment room, it’s copied into a White House security report and forwarded directly to the American President.
The following year, you read about experiments about breeding cows from turkeys in the paper.
You assume this is all part of another conspiracy by sinister oil barons.

GREG B’S COWS
You have two red and black cows with fangs.
They go out for a night on the town, and the next morning there are mysteriously four red and black cows with fangs.
One declares himself the Dark Lord, but is only marking time until he can get that plum job as a contract killer.

JOE’S COWS
You have two cows.
One of them declares that he’s an “eating grass” kind of guy, but needs someone else to actually make milk.
This cow is very soon dead meat.

ED’S COWS
You have two cows.
They die before a theme has been found that adequately connects their existences.

PATRICK’S COWS
You have two cows.
They become the subject of much lesbian innuendo, and a fanfic series that takes things beyond innuendo.

JOSH’S COWS
You have two cows.
They both get infected by a virus.
This wouldn’t have happened if they were Macs.

GUNJACK’S COWS
You have two cows.
One asserts his right to bear arms.
Beef and milk statistics are drastically cut in the areas where handguns are allowed, but grass-protection campaigners aren’t happy.
Ed
Cambridge, England
Sunday, April 25, 2004 09:54:24 AM
IP: 131.111.8.96

Vinnie: <Ex-NFL star Tillman makes ‘ultimate sacrifice’>
And here I am completely not caring and thinking that all the flags at half-staff in my area are a complete waste of time for a football player that died in the war. Big woop.
"I don't care about the other soldiers dying, it's their job! But OH MY GOD! A FOOTBALL player died! PARADES! SPECIALS! EVERYONE MOURN"
Part of the reason I hate sports. The players and games are held so much higher than everyone else.

Damien: <Hey! Can we get a pic of lexington where he doesn't look pained(/constipated) or Overly cute?>
Sorry. No.
...
Oh wait! Yeah! Sure.
Check my link for more info on requesting an image

Bud-Clare: <Do tentacle demons have orifices?>
I should hope so! The only thing worse than a demon is a constipated demon!

Spacebabie: <Next week is the two hour finale of Mad Mad House.>
Thank Oberon! I will be glad when I don't have to see previews for the next episode of that show

Silvadel: <Would love to see into a world where Gargoyles turned out as popular as pokemon and went about 8 seasons.>
Well, while I can see Elisa wearing a vest, hat, and carrying a Gargadex, and I can see Jackal and Hyena trying to steal Elisa's gargoyles, but failing and blasting off again, I can't see Bronx getting into a gargaball without some injury happening.
"Goliath! I choose you!"

Gside: <Do you want me to seduce you, Jeremy?>
I do have to wonder what would happen should we actually meet...
<Warning: Product may contain silicone, viarga.>
Not suitable for children under the age of 18. Porn is not for everyone. Consult a doctor before using porn. Side effects include prolonged lust, perversion, dry mouth and fatigue.
<You are a brave man.>
Yes. Yes I am.
<The best place to do it, besides your coworkers' desks. With them still there>
THAT would be interesting to explain in HR.
"Why were you masturbating at your co-workers desk?"
"Well, I am really behind on my masturbation schedule and was simply trying to catch up."
<Has that been a Mike's Left Hand strip? >
If not, it's close enough
<Maybe that's what Lain could use as a talking bribe.>
Hmm... could work!
<Then it should either be easily distracted or there should be a way to temporarially stop it>
"Look! Over there! It's Tom Cruise bending over!"
<I'm pretty sure it's gooey, but I don't think it's chocolate.>
Well, only one way to find out for sure!
<The it looks like I'll have to avoid that one, then. Unless I could rig it somehow>
As I said, you do NOT have a say in the matter!
<That's when you find out if your tailor is worth his salt>
But when I can get a container of sale for a few bucks, it makes it hard finding a good tailor.
<Probably for the best.>
Yeah. Besides... I stand over 15 feet tall to the top of my crest. People find it VERY hard to tell me what to do.

Green Baron: 
I moo at your greatness

"Let's show Jesus that amateurs just rise once!" - The Shallow End
Fire Storm
Sunday, April 25, 2004 09:27:52 AM
IP: 65.114.91.3

This room is too filled with passion and virtriol, an dto help tone down the cancer that is emotion, I include some amusing cow humor.

DEMOCRAT
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.

REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?

SOCIALIST
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

COMMUNIST
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours the milk down the drain.

AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have down sized and are reducing expenses. Your stock goes up.

FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.

JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.

RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.

TALIBAN CORPORATIN
You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts.
Then you kill them and claim a US bomb blew them up while they were in the hospital.

IRAQI CORPORATION
You have two cows.
They go into hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing.

POLISH CORPORATION
You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

FLORIDA CORPORATION
You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who like the brown one best, vote for the black one.
Some people vote for both. Some people vote for neither. Some people can't figure out how to vote at all. Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which is the best looking cow.

CALIFORNIAN
You have a cow and a bull.
The bull is depressed.
It has spent its life living a lie.
It goes away for two weeks.
It comes back after a taxpayer-paid sex-change operation.
You now have two cows.
One makes milk; the other doesn't.
You try to sell the transgender cow.
Its lawyer sues you for discrimination.
You lose in court.
You sell the milk-generating cow to pay the damages.
You now have one rich, transgender, non-milk-producing cow.
You change your business to beef.
PETA pickets your farm.
Jesse Jackson makes a speech in your driveway.
Cruz Bustamante calls for higher farm taxes to help "working cows".
Hillary Clinton calls for the nationalization of 1/7 of your farm "for the children".
Gray Davis signs a law giving your farm to Mexico.
The L.A. Times quotes five anonymous cows claiming you groped their teats.
You declare bankruptcy and shut down all operations.
The cow starves to death.
The L.A. Times' analysis shows your business failure is Bush's fault.

Cheers, enjoy.
Green Baron - [greenbaron@hotmail.com]
Camp Humphreys, Korea
Sunday, April 25, 2004 05:56:41 AM
IP: 218.145.25.115

Damien<what is your problem? I make a joke AND YOU NITPICK
geeze give it up already> Sorry it's one of my many character flaws. I freely admit to being a Nitpicker, sorry if I annoy you.

silvadel:<Actually having a hard life often makes such aches and pains manifest LATER... It is the people who sat on their rump all their lives who tend to have issues first...> That actually depends on how hard a persons life is and I'm not talking about just the easy life people in the U.S. and Canada have. Of course the chronically lazy might have issues because they don't use their bodies, but overwork is just as deadly as underwork.;)

DPH:<[I have yet to hear an explanation of why the Federation hasn't employed such technology, aside from how much plot it kills.]> How do you know that Star Trek doesn't use such technologies? Maybe Section 31(I think that's the name for it), the Federations dirty tricks department used such tech to stay hidden for so long and carry out their nefarious plans.

lain:<could you please try to stop insulting people? it seems to be rather detracting from the atmosphere in here..> Sorry I'll try harder, honest.(I blame my Ill timed sense of humor)
Vinnie - [tpeano29@hotmail.com]
Marquette, Michigan, USA
Sunday, April 25, 2004 03:38:25 AM
IP: 216.234.100.77

vinnie>> could you please try to stop insulting people? it seems to be rather detracting from the atmosphere in here..
<<Safety, who gave up big salary to join Army, killed in Afghanistan>>
yeah, that was pretty impressive. sad, but impressive that he would actually have principles that would lead him to abandon that kind of money for something he believed in (even if i dont agree with that belief). i doubt youd find that kind of committment in too many other places..

spacebabie>> <<So many movies I am looking forward to seeing: Helsing, Shrek2, Spiderman2, King Arthur>>
weeeeeell... helsing looks like it coule be either really cool or really stupid, im not sure which. with shrek 2, im really afraid theyre going to change her back into a human which would just.. wreck the whole point. spiderman 2 looks yummy and king arthur? i havent heard of that, do you have a link to a trailer or something?
<<Started City of stone on Jetix today and guess what they cut out? The word Terrorist!>>
yeah, stupid. poor little kiddies are too delicate these days :P
<>
yeah, i got it off greg b. i didnt think they were real at first. gj was all freaked out too, it was cute.
<< hate to dish up a Canadian stereotype but are we talking about Hockey?>>
im a very bad canadian. i dont like hockey OR beer. :P

silvadel>> <>
i agree completely.

damien>> <<Hey! Can we get a pic of lexington where he doesn't look pained(/constipated) or Overly cute?>>
i think one of those is in the works. check them out here:
http://tgs.gargoyles-fans.org/cr/other/new/index.html

bud-clare>> <<Eh, it's a big country>>
not really. RUSSIA is a big country. iraq is.. not.
<>
suuuuuure... *not convinced*
<<Er...thank you?>>
np ;)

gside>> <<Maybe you could get him to notice>>
maybe indeeeeeeed...
<<More color, like the birds do, or a print of my naughy bits?>>
go for the colour. prints of weebly bits might have the OPPOSITE effect..
<>
*cackles* miiiine, all mine!!!!
<<Or you could always make your own>>
hardy har har, you wish ;)

whit>> <<Go Flames!>>
no cheering for flames in this CR, bad!
<<In fact, the Defence Department's doing its best to make sure that we never hear much about them at all>>
thats because the number of coffins is a lot larger than the number of people reported killed in action in iraq. theyre taking the definition very literally and only reporting people who actually die on the battlefield. if theyre removed from combat and die later in a hospital, that isnt "killed in action" and the person is reported as someone who was "injured" in the fight.

holy crap, thunderstorm! (4th one in 2 days!) *flees to shut off computer*
lain
Sunday, April 25, 2004 03:28:35 AM
IP: 4.7.35.8

yggdrasil :[The Volunteer coordinators would like for everyone involved in the Garg Anatomy talk to send a short Bio and a photo. ]
one, I'm still up for helping, but I'm not comfy with being profiled on the 2004 site, which is the only reason I could thing they would ask for those things. two, I'm going to be too busy to really discuss anything until after May 15. Graduation. I haven't even had time to come in here on a regular basis, or even to type up my two cents concerning the Bud-Clare/Joe thingy.

well, since I'm here anyway, I might as well...Joe, while what Bud-Clare initially did may have been uncalled for, your reaction to the CR over a single person being rude (*once*) pretty much ensures that no one here is ever going to want to work with you.
And it also validates her own reaction- she might have been wrong about you, but she obviously wasn't- so any slight wrist-smacking that the admins here may have been considering for her snarkiness to a newbie who "didn't know any better" would now be out of place; in fact, there are some who may feel a thanks are in order to her for running off a jerk so quickly. ^_^

and now I go back to re-organizing my apartment.
Lynati
Sunday, April 25, 2004 03:05:36 AM
IP: 64.219.129.31

Silvadel - <In gargoyles time is quite immutable and the world will go to HUGE effort to stop you from changing even minor events.> I disagree. You're only bound by the facts that you know and the key point is 'facts'.

Z - Do you really want the rules that Star Trek has for Time Travel? Time travel in that universe is incredibly cheap and it isn't consisent. Ever since ST:OS with the sling-shot effect, traveling through time is incredibly cheap. And considering how cheap it is, why hasn't the Federation employed a defense system using time travel as a means of intelligence gathering? It isn't difficult to conceive of using such a system as a means of preventing sneak attacks. Get 4 (or more) briefings on what will happen today. One from the perspective of tomorrow, one from the perpective of 1 week from today, 1 from the perspective of 1 year from today, 1 from the perspective of 1 decade from today, and 1 from the perspective of 1 century from today. [I have yet to hear an explanation of why the Federation hasn't employed such technology, aside from how much plot it kills.] If you really followed the full logic of the use of time travel in the Star Trek Universe, the universe will become completely boring. If traveling through time always came with a high price (effectively making it rare) [the price is always relative to who wants to travel back in time; each person would have a different price to pay that would really discourage him/her from wanting to travel through time; if you don't have anything worth giving up, you can't travel through time; nobody under coercion can be forced to give something up to allow somebody else to travel through time], then I wouldn't mind that history being immutable in that universe. For practical purposes, I prefer the rules that the Gargoyles universe has.

Silvadel - <the name of the hardware piece for each driver should be stored somewhere so you do not have to open your machine deseat cards etc just to find the name of the obscure hardware piece in your machine. > Right now, I do have one theory that I need to eliminate: The connection from my pc to the cd-rom is bad. I know the part number, serial number, the date the cd-rom was manufactured and where it was manufactured.

On an interesting note, when I was looking up device drivers for my cd-rom, on the Philips website I noticed that all their cd-rom are imported into the US. :-(

Damien - <heh growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional!> Oh, the joy of never growing older. Of course, Demona and Macbeth might have comments about the benefits/costs of never dying.

I suspect that there is another way to fix my problems: reinstalling my o/s from stratch. I just don't want to do that option.
DPH
AR, USA
Sunday, April 25, 2004 01:27:34 AM
IP: 67.14.195.49

Well, it's official. In 9 hours and 7 minutes or so, my parents leave for a week and the mighty "Jeffstock" festival begins.

Now you people are a creative bunch. What the hell should I do that absolutely rules while they're gone? I'm open to ideas! :)
Tharos
Sunday, April 25, 2004 12:24:22 AM
IP: 69.40.138.9

<>
nope in a letter in "Salmon of dought"
he said he was workin on a 6th book, because in hind sight he really wasn't as depressed as he was when he wrote the depressing end to Mostly harmless

when I found that out I wanted to build a Dimension Hopper and get the next book (since the distortion of changing universes/realities would allow the function infdependant of time [ i gave myself a migrane for like 3 days figuring this out, and the notes are weird]) {really don't ask}
Damien
Sunday, April 25, 2004 12:10:02 AM
IP: 209.121.87.149

Fire Storm> <<Mr. Garside, are you trying to seduce me?>>: Do you want me to seduce you, Jeremy?
<<If the freshness seal is broken, inform the manager>>: Warning: Product may contain silicone, viarga.
<<BAH, I say, BAH!>>: You are a brave man.
<<Only if I do it at my desk>>: The best place to do it, besides your coworkers' desks. With them still there.
<<Thanks! I made it myself>>: Has that been a Mike's Left Hand strip?
<<this could be a GREAT movie! If only I could draw worth a damn>>: Maybe that's what Lain could use as a talking bribe.
<<The gay one may try to attack the demon itself>>: Then it should either be easily distracted or there should be a way to temporarially stop it.
<>: I'm pretty sure it's gooey, but I don't think it's chocolate.
<<It will be a vote by the Gathering attendees! You don't get a say in the matter!>>: The it looks like I'll have to avoid that one, then. Unless I could rig it somehow.
<<Let's see you try to find pants that accommodate>>: That's when you find out if your tailor is worth his salt.
<<So I just go around basically naked>>: Probably for the best.

Silvadel> <<the name of the hardware piece for each driver should be stored somewhere>>: It probably is, but they like to abbreviate too much. And there's also problems with what name to you put in generic drivers.

Damien> <<or one where Douglas adams didn't die after just starting the 6th hitchhiker book>>: I thought it was going to be more Dirk Gently.

Silvadel> <<the world will go to HUGE effort to stop you from changing even minor events>>: I don't really see it as the world making an effort.

Na zdorov'ya.
Gside - [gside@comcast.net]
Fair Haven, NJ
Saturday, April 24, 2004 11:40:51 PM
IP: 69.141.212.54

Damien -
<heh growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional!>

If only it were the other way around, the world would be a much better place.

Silvadel -
<In gargoyles time is quite immutable and the world will go to HUGE effort to stop you from changing even minor events.>

I never did like how Gargoyles treated time. This was probably my biggest gripe with the show. I would much prefer...well...any take on the issue other than what Gargoyles employed. Oh, well. It's one of only a few significant complaints I could muster up about the entire series.

Peace
Z
Saturday, April 24, 2004 09:42:43 PM
IP: 67.67.114.123

HGFHGHHGHGHGHHG
tyler - [ho]
n.j., N.J.
Saturday, April 24, 2004 08:22:20 PM
IP: 24.229.155.158

SILVADEL - Let's hope that in that parallel universe "Gargoyles" didn't wind up feeling as worn out as "Pokemon".
Todd Jensen
St. Louis, MO
Saturday, April 24, 2004 07:38:42 PM
IP: 4.244.12.192

Again I do not use my icon so as not to fill the whole comment room full of .... but I had another interesting comment fresh in my mind..

I am watching deep space 9 and they are doing the gabriel bell 2020 riots episode with the sanctuary districts etc... One of DS9's best episodes...

But what I find interesting about the star trek universe vs the gargoyles universe is just how malleable time is..

In star trek you take one false step and all of history shifts -- you dont have to try and MAJOR events fall to pieces and the world changes in huge ways... In gargoyles time is quite immutable and the world will go to HUGE effort to stop you from changing even minor events.

Both of these worlds show the extremes of how you can take time travel -- from the infinitely fragile to the immutable.
silvadel
Saturday, April 24, 2004 04:52:09 PM
IP: 24.225.220.194

Vinnie -- Actually having a hard life often makes such aches and pains manifest LATER... It is the people who sat on their rump all their lives who tend to have issues first...

silvadel
Saturday, April 24, 2004 04:18:04 PM
IP: 24.225.220.194

silvadel: <Would be cute if you could see into alternate parallel universes... Would love to see into a world where Gargoyles turned out as popular as pokemon and went about 8 seasons.> or one where Douglas adams didn't die after just starting the 6th hitchhiker book

Vinnie: what is your problem? I make a joke AND YOU NITPICK
geeze give it up already

Damien
Saturday, April 24, 2004 04:14:24 PM
IP: 209.121.87.149

Whitbourne:<Sympathy to the guy's family and all, but how is this news?> So I don't like to focus strictly on the negative like you do! <Dude, I don't think that wondering "what kind of person enjoys" a particular show is going to come across as nice to begin with.> I didn't say anything about being nice, technically speaking.

Damien:<heh growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional!> That's not entirely correct aging is what is mandatory, growing old is a state of mind.

silvadel:<As for 20 being old, 20 is when you are just starting to peak in most ways -- your brain is actually still going through its last reorganization... At any rate relish in being 20 -- When you hit 25 you will know in some ways you are starting to get off-peak but are still fine -- by 30 you know you are off-peak and by 35 you will start finding the pains that will show you what your problems will likely end up being later in life... (Yes I am 35 and I would give a lot to be 20 again...)> That is unless a person has had an unusually hard life.

Spacebabie:<Trust me these stores were holier than though.> Yea right, anyone can act holy. Whether they really have faith......
Vinnie - [tpeano29@hotmail.com]
Marquette, Michigan, USA
Saturday, April 24, 2004 03:07:40 PM
IP: 66.103.227.78

Would be cute if you could see into alternate parallel universes... Would love to see into a world where Gargoyles turned out as popular as pokemon and went about 8 seasons.
silvadel
Saturday, April 24, 2004 02:44:52 PM
IP: 24.225.220.194

At least Jetix showed "Deadly Force." The fact that they showed that episode (while toon disney did not) allowed me to see the entire series 1-3(surprised me actually that in the old days I had NOT missed ANY of the 1-2 season eps)
silvadel
Saturday, April 24, 2004 02:41:02 PM
IP: 24.225.220.194

Sessafrassason of a gun!

Started City of stone on Jetix today and guess what they cut out? The word Terrorist!

They also cut out the scene when Hyena pulled a knife on the fan in “Her brother’s keeper”…yet they kept in the locker room scene. I am not complaining about the locker room scene.

Matt looks great in light blue undies…so sexy.

Just got my EW summer movie guide. So many movies I am looking forward to seeing: Helsing, Shrek2, Spiderman2, King Arthur.

Replies

Yggdrasil<<<Yes, it's hockey. Don't try to understand, it’s kind of like me trying to understand football. >>> not much of a football fan either…not when there is baseball and basketball.

Gside<<<Mostly me, but it's hard to tell with xenomorphs.>>>I have a funny feeling the would be harry.<<<It has to be out there.>>>I feel the same way about a Scooby Doo pez dispenser.

Firestorm<<>>Next week is the two hour finale of Mad Mad House.

Vinnie<<<but I've always wondered what type of person it takes to like those reality based shows?>>> Mad Mad House is the only one I watch. I don’t watch a lot of TV to begin with besides Gargs, Angel, Smallville and the news. I don’t even watch 24, just not my thing.<<<That depends on the intent and how much stock one puts in their faith, really!>>> Trust me these stores were holier than though.

Whitbourne<<>>That’s usually me with a lot of shows I watch.<<>>One thing I loved about college, besides setting your own schedual and choosing your classes.

Bud-Claire<<>>I think a lot of the artists are stuck in the same situation. The would scan a rough sketches and show it to the people who they were commissioning for. I guess with writing for commission you might show a page or two and ask them if they like the direction it was going in.

Cairo<<<yeppers that's me>>>--Fangirl squeal!
Spacebabie - [spacebabie@hotmail.com]
Saturday, April 24, 2004 02:21:39 PM
IP: 4.238.13.228

Whit, Ygg, I have a question: Is the NHL going to be in operation next year? I keep hearing talk about (or should that be aboot?) a strike.
Aaron
Saturday, April 24, 2004 01:41:42 PM
IP: 172.200.215.143

Christine> <<Don't mind me, I'm just extra bitchy today.>>
It's not like I'm in a position to criticize you for that. ;)

Spacebabie> <<Or he can commission someone to write for him. Some people are willing to do that. (Not me though)>>
I wouldn't either. If the person isn't happy with the finished product, it could get unpleasant.

Fire Storm> <<The gay one may try to attack the demon itself >>
Do tentacle demons have orifices?
Bud-Clare
Saturday, April 24, 2004 10:44:04 AM
IP: 66.67.201.63

Damien -- Of course Peter Pan might have something to say about that "I plan to live forever..."

---

I dislike all reality shows -- I think that genre should never have been created... TV was better before that genre took up 25% of the key timeslots...

---

As for 20 being old, 20 is when you are just starting to peak in most ways -- your brain is actually still going through its last reorganization... At any rate relish in being 20 -- When you hit 25 you will know in some ways you are starting to get off-peak but are still fine -- by 30 you know you are off-peak and by 35 you will start finding the pains that will show you what your problems will likely end up being later in life... (Yes I am 35 and I would give a lot to be 20 again...)

---

DPH -- yep, gotta love windows -- I recently had viruses twice (same one) so I figure there is likely another hole in windows or somesuch so I check the update thing and yes 2 more critical security update things and an update to my network card(which has seemed to be flaky of late) -- so I decide what the heck and let it download that also...

Restart the computer and ... I get "We note a problem with the driver and wont load it for you -- if you deleted it on purpose then remove the software associated with your hardware" Uggh... Now the network card doesnt work at all... I tried installing it from several files on the compuer (and it required me to get my old win 98SE CD -- that took a while to find -- grr should just store that somewhere on the HD)...

Now I had no idea the exact model of card I had in the machine and was down to dialup instead of digital cable because of the network card issue -- was almost ready to just buy a new network card by this point rather than deal with windows but I tried one last thing -- I went to the intel site for their network drivers and happily they had a more or less generic(It supposedly works with like 30 of their cards) driver -- It took the machine 40 minutes to download it at 28k and while the install of the drivers did not go entirely smoothly(it kept telling me that certain files it was looking for werent there etc so I skipped those) and amazingly it worked... Was able to log back onto the internet when I rebooted (seems a bit more stable also) -- At any rate I do truly loathe windows...

One other thing it could have -- I mean it KNOWS what drivers you have loaded -- the name of the hardware piece for each driver should be stored somewhere so you do not have to open your machine deseat cards etc just to find the name of the obscure hardware piece in your machine.

silvadel
Saturday, April 24, 2004 10:18:38 AM
IP: 24.225.220.194

Hey! Can we get a pic of lexington where he doesn't look pained(/constipated) or Overly cute?

vinnie: <<<20 is not old. 57 now you are talking, anyone under 57 is not old.> Age is really a state of mind. A person can be aged prematurely by life at 20 years of age or they can be still young and full of life at 57 on through to their death. Not so simple is it! I myself don't plan on getting old, distinguished but not old. >>

heh growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional!

Damien
Saturday, April 24, 2004 09:29:34 AM
IP: 209.121.87.149

Yggdrasil> I'll be sending that either today or tomorrow. looking forward to it.
Go Flames! I'm going for Calgary this time around. Ordinarily I wouldn't go for 'em but seeing as Ottawa choked JUST LIKE THEY ALWAYS, ALWAYS DO...(swearing and ranting)
Spacebabie> It's playoff season. Hockey two-months-straight in Canada. I just started getting into it after the first round, but now I'm getting hooked. Didn;t hurt that they were playing 'Not Ready To Go' by the Trews before Hockey Night in Canada this week before the Sens/Leafs final; I like that song a lot, and now that song's always going to be associated with hockey. :-)
Goths, Jocks and all the rest> I'm just glad that I'm not in high school anymore. I found that when I got to undergrad, people stopped caring and cliques started being looked down on for what they were. Nowadays I find that i can go to a party like last night with the 'jocks' and have a good time, and sometimes, if I want, I can have just as good a time at places like the Gathering with the other crowd. I like being able to talk to either of them and have a good time and I think that as people grow up and grow older, the nose-picking stupidity that is high-school social life grows into something more mature. Then again, the ignorant people from high school are all home on the Island unemployed, so there you go.
Tillman's "sacrifice"> Sympathy to the guy's family and all, but how is this news? When all the people dying in Iraq get the same attention...American AND Iraqi...then I'll consider military hagiography like this to be relevant. As it stands now, sounds like a convenient distraction so people stop talking about the coffin pictures from Iraq. Not that his death was anything but a tragedy, but what exactly is different about him? So he gave up a job. Big deal. A lot of other people did, too, and we aren;t eulogizing them. In fact, the Defence Department's doing its best to make sure that we never hear much about them at all.
Vinnie> Dude, I don't think that wondering "what kind of person enjoys" a particular show is going to come across as nice to begin with. It sounds pretty smug. I don't even know what Mad Mad House is, but I'd imagine that the people who watch that are pretty much just like the people who watch DaVinci's Inquest or Buffy the Vampire Slayer; people who watch and enjoy a TV show.

Whitbourne
Saturday, April 24, 2004 06:32:55 AM
IP: 142.177.152.197

Ex-NFL star Tillman makes ‘ultimate sacrifice’
Safety, who gave up big salary to join Army, killed in Afghanistan

Spacebabie: I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but I've always wondered what type of person it takes to like those reality based shows?(I know I know I'm just asking for trouble with this comment HeHe);)

< Dude…I’m a Christian and I’m not offended by it.> It's not like I used an Exclamation Mark or anything and I also said it wasn't my problem.

 (Another dangerous question) That depends on the intent and how much stock one puts in their faith, really!

<20 is not old. 57 now you are talking, anyone under 57 is not old.> Age is really a state of mind. A person can be aged prematurely by life at 20 years of age or they can be still young and full of life at 57 on through to their death. Not so simple is it! I myself don't plan on getting old, distinguished but not old.
Vinnie - [tpeano29@hotmail.com]
Marquette, Michigan, USA
Saturday, April 24, 2004 04:09:08 AM
IP: 216.234.101.44

Bud-Clare: <*wipes tears from her eyes* That's...damn. *L*>
Yeah, that's about how I felt too!

Gside: <And don't forget job security>
Exactly! As long as you do your job, it's all good! And after a decade or so, you would become a teacher to the next generation!
<And you can't help but feel oddly attracted to me, right?>
Mr. Garside, are you trying to seduce me?
<Just look for the Ron Jeremy on the box>
If the freshness seal is broken, inform the manager
<If they're good at what they do. We have to watch out for the ones who mess even that up.>
Luckily, the first time is the worst, and many don't survive that first time

BAH, I say, BAH!
<And it's a great way to stop the boss from giving you more work.>
Only if I do it at my desk
<Especially if you're having cereal>
Mmmm! This milk is extra creamy today!
Thanks! I made it myself!
<And get good with accents and impersonations.>
Ok, this could be a GREAT movie! If only I could draw worth a damn
<And its own taste in women. And there should be a stock gay tentacle.>
MAYBE. The gay one may try to attack the demon itself
<Excellent, my plan is working. Between the laughing and the porn I'll be able to seize all your power>
Ah, go ahead and try! I bet your chest has a crunchy outside and a gooey chocolate center
<Do I get to have any say over quality control of the contestants?>
Pfft! Yeah right! It will be a vote by the Gathering attendees! You don't get a say in the matter!
<Mostly me, but it's hard to tell with xenomorphs.>
Let's see you try to find pants that accommodate 6 20ft legs AND a tail that zips up the back OR is segmented so each pair of legs is separate. So I just go around basically naked.

lain: 
Well, you were born with the right equipment, AND you have Gunjack. All you need now is a camcorder of a still camera!
Even your webcam would work

Spacebabie: <It’s a cgi series that has the same amount of crude humor as Southpark, but with a more perverted tone>
I think it's been canceled. It's not on next week. I must say that I am rather disappointed with the series.
Fire Storm
Saturday, April 24, 2004 12:27:41 AM
IP: 68.73.199.61

Bud Clare> <<It can redecorate while the others are harrassing girls>>: That too, but I can't decide if a gay tentacle would go after guys or the other tentacles.

Lain> <>: Maybe you could get him to notice.
<<maybe you need some different bandanas, something sexy might help attract the ladies>>: More color, like the birds do, or a print of my naughy bits?
<<poor you, gunjack is GREAT>>: I know, I'm rueing the day I let him slip from my grasp.
<<you were going to ask that before asking why someone would go to war over an 18-mile missile infraction?>>: No, not really. There have been wars over worse, and Hussein was not a nice guy to begin with.
<>: Then get looking, it can't be that hard, this is the internet after all. Or you could always make your own.

Hellcat> <<You’re gonna let him get away with it?>>: But of course, I already know I am a sad, sad person. I doubt anything he could say about me would be much worse than the truth.

Spacebabie> <<Which one is pants less again? Firestorm or Gside?>>: Mostly me, but it's hard to tell with xenomorphs.
<>: Actually, I'm surprised that that I don't remember seeing any of it. It has to be out there.

Na zdorov'ya.
Gside - [gside@comcast.net]
Fair Haven, NJ
Saturday, April 24, 2004 12:04:18 AM
IP: 69.141.212.54

Gregory Perry: BSc (Honours Biology), MSc (Plant Molecular Biology), PhD Candidate (Plant Molecular Biology and Pathology)

Greetings;

Gathering 2004: The Volunteer coordinators would like for everyone involved in the Garg Anatomy talk (Whitbourne, I'm still waiting on you) to send a short Bio and a photo. These things are optional, but I'm passing on the request. I've finally managed to register and would like to start some basic planning on how we want to run this talk.

If there is anyone who is interested in participating, please e-mail me ASAP. We have a good block of time, and a fairly open forum.

Whitbourne: All I have to say is GO LEAFS GO! GO LEAFS GO!

Spacebabie: Yes, it's hockey. Don't try to understand, it’s kind of like me trying to understand football.

Yggdrasil - [eng050599@hotmail.com]
ON, Canada
Friday, April 23, 2004 10:08:33 PM
IP: 66.185.84.203

Todd- thanks- okay that helps

Spacebabie- yeppers that's me
cairo
Friday, April 23, 2004 06:22:40 PM
IP: 68.89.182.103

CAIRO - Yes and no. That is, we had a character in Season Three of "Pendragon" who had adopted Jack the Ripper's name - but he was a separate character from Jack the Ripper, more of an analogy to him (in the way that Coldstone, Coldfire, and Coldsteel are analogies to Othello, Desdemona, and Iago in Shakespeare's "Othello").
Todd Jensen
St. Louis, MO
Friday, April 23, 2004 06:20:25 PM
IP: 4.245.20.130

heh, Mad mad house is the only reality show i watch!
blips out
Damien
Friday, April 23, 2004 04:58:26 PM
IP: 207.6.144.51

I feel drained. I feel like I allowed Don the vampire touched some of my pulse points. That’s how drained I feel.

Does Anyone else watch Scifi on Thursdays between nine and eleven?

I love Mad Mad House. The alts are just awesome. I’m glad Loanna got more necklaces last night. Little backstabbing bitca and at the start of the episode she got whiney. I hope Jaime wins.

Next week is the finale and they are bringing back all the people who were voted off…including Kelly the psycho. Sweet Jayzus I can’t stand that whiney little drama queen.

Scare Tactics is pretty cool…like Candid camera, except they try to scare people instead of silly situations.

Tripping the rift>>>It’s a cgi series that has the same amount of crude humor as Southpark, but with a more perverted tone.

Rayvn>>>Hey you posted!

Which one is pants less again? Firestorm or Gside?

Siofra>>> Welcome back.

Vinnie<<<Sounds Blasphemous.>>> Dude…I’m a Christian and I’m not offended by it. I have seen religious action figures in a Christian store before. There was a Jonah with a whale figure and you could slip Jonah inside a whale.

Gside<<>>I have never heard of a fetish of women in girl scout uniforms before.

Damien<<<20 woo >>>20 is not old. 57 now you are talking, anyone under 57 is not old.

Bud-Claire <<>>I think they would be pleased if all of us women did a strip tease.<<<If you want it written, learn how to write.>>>Or he can commission someone to write for him. Some people are willing to do that. (Not me though)

Silvadel<<<Yes I did watch them all.>>>You are brave.

Patrick<<>> About the same amount for me. They didn’t refer themselves to Goths really…just considered themselves to be part of the Punk crowd. I think I started to see more and more of them around my senior year.

Joe<<<I'm just not good at long stories>>>Try breaking the idea down into chapters and write the chapters one at a time.<<<Have a nice f***ing day!>>>Dude relax.

Witbourne<<<They friggin' choked, Game 7 of the series,>>> I hate to dish up a Canadian stereotype but are we talking about Hockey?

Lain<<<thanks a lot for passing out that picture of the camel spiders in iraq *shudder* >>>I only showed them to two people…I guess its like how rumors are spread. I found that picture in a thread posted at Gaia.

Cairo>>>Are you the same Cairo who wrote about Salome in the archives?

I’ll leave you all with a Quote Josh might enjoy.
“I’m programmed not to listen to anyone”~Hal
“Careful. It sounds like it’s from Microsoft.”~ Tanook (Tripping the Rift)
Spacebabie - [spacebabie@hotmail.com]
Orlando, Florida, U.S.A
Friday, April 23, 2004 03:23:12 PM
IP: 4.235.3.233

Most fanfic writers (myself included) have more ideas of their own than they know what to do with, so finding one who'd be willing to instantly buddy up with someone they've never met before and do all the work for free... well... let's just say the chances are pretty slim.

The fact of the matter is, if you can write short pieces, you can write long ones. It just takes more time and patience, that's all. And in the long run, you're much better off looking for someone to mentor you rather than someone to do the work for you. All it takes is a slight shifting of your outlook to seeing it as a chance for a learning experience. Remember the old saying, "Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime."

As for the Gathering... why wait to check it out "sometime" when there's one happening in just a little over four months?

The Count says...

There's just ONE WEEK left before Gathering 2004 pre-registration prices go up.

And there's 106 days left until The Gathering 2004 in Montreal, Quebec!
Patrick - [<-- register now]
Friday, April 23, 2004 12:51:12 PM
IP: 66.93.14.153

Don't mind me, I'm just extra bitchy today. :(
Christine
Friday, April 23, 2004 12:37:22 PM
IP: 208.187.14.91

Christine> <<Nice reception, that.>>
Given the way he responded, I can't say that I'm the least bit sorry. To my mind, he just proved that he isn't worth coddling. (Also, the fact that he called himself an "idea man" wins him no points in my book. He was asking a _huge_ favor, but somehow he came off sounding like he was the one doing the favor. Neat trick.)
__________________
lain> <<if theyve had a year, and they were trying to convince everyone that they knew *exactly* where the weapons were... i think thats long enough.>>
Eh, it's a big country.

<<youre not fooling anyone, you dont even HAVE one of those..>>
I do. It's just...invisible.

<>
He doesn't have any basis for comparison, so he has no idea how lucky he is that I _wasn't_ being properly mean. I was just being somewhat rude.

<<not a good idea to incite the bud-clare.>>
Not a problem. Am nowhere near incited. Still amused, in fact.

<<she can shout nastier than you, beware...>>
Er...thank you?
Bud-Clare
Friday, April 23, 2004 12:16:27 PM
IP: 66.67.201.63

Well, gee ... sorry, Joe, that was my fault. I shouldn't have suggested trying the comment rooms after all. Nice reception, that. :P
Christine - [christine@sabledrake.com]
Friday, April 23, 2004 11:21:34 AM
IP: 208.187.14.91

Damien: 20? Eeep I’m older. ;)

Green Baron *mwah!*:

”Life has been good to me. My beloved Hellcat gave me a wonderful easter box containing Royal Canadian Air Farce as well as books by Ayn Rand and Christopher Hitchens, and if you catch how that is odd, you deserve a cookie.”

I hope you like it. I’m odd aren’t I? hehe *kiss* Life is damn good. lol
I wanna cookie! Gimme a cookie! *sad kitty eyes* Gimme!!!
(Aren’t I sad. I am actually in cookie withdrawal. )

”A priest, a social worker, and Michael Jackson enter a Boys Town :)”
*laughs* oh god you’re bad! Hahaha I’d honestly love to see how that goes…heehee

” For some reaosn that remind sme of the squid I had last Saturday and I love squid :) I can buy for it under $2.00 a pound in Seoul :) “

I hate squid. More squid for you Thomas! Lol :)

”Quoted Helen Keller, like saying, "OUGGHHHEMBOOUUAAA?" ;)
or did she quote Helen Keller's book Around the Corner in 80 days?
I'm bad ::kisses::”

Haha! Yes you are. But I’m odd…;) *kiss*

”<<She had a IQ of less than 30>> Isn't that Brian Tobin's IQ?”
Nah his is less than 1. She’s smarter.

”<<She was actually a genius.- IQ was 142 or something after years and years oof unable to comminucate.>> Not genius...just gifted. I'm 145 and not a genius.”
I think it was 142. I forget now. I know it’s very high. I don’t know much about this IQ thing. Here IQ is not really used much. We have insane tests though. I don’t even know my score in that since it was more of a government thing for schools/institutions. I learned about IQ in psychology and such but I’m really bad at remembering what the scores are. I often have to think on it longer. I forgot the trick my friend helped me with Doh. I really hate numbers. I don’t know my IQ and don’t want to haha. I doubt I’m 145, even 142…
Whoo I have a gifted boyfriend! (how cheesy does that sound?)

”Thaors> <<There used to be a big goth vs. jock/prep conflict at my school.>> I was a geek, but not a goth. More a subtle suckup, though my sucking up was a rebellion against a mother who forced pride, principle, and altruism down my throat.”

Keep sucking up! *kiss* It works quite well.

I’m still a geek. Always am and always will be. Whee!

”And now I bid adieu and surrender to Hellcat for using froggy speak :)”

*stares* did you have to let the nice people in CR know? ;)

“I imagine Gside will get laid before DPH”

DPH and Gside, you are pretty hard to budge so to speak are you? You’re gonna let him get away with it? ;) Lemme see fur fly. Hmph! Hehe. I’m kidding.

Now I have to go and write a bit. That fur flying gave me an idea. yay!
Hellcat
Friday, April 23, 2004 09:50:06 AM
IP: 205.251.135.66

wonderin-- didn't jack the ripper make an apperance in tgs somewhere?
cairo
Friday, April 23, 2004 09:20:05 AM
IP: 68.89.182.103

yay, posting! :)

green baron>> <<You're right I was being mean. I imagine Gside will get laid before DPH :)>>
heeeeey! *biffs*

bud-clare>> <<The most depressing thing about that it that it's both totally paranoid and completely plausible at the same time>>
yeah, that is kinda depressing. way to get peoples trust GW.. :P
<<If weapons aren't found within 5 or 10 years, we can be reasonably certain that they will never be found>>
if theyve had a year, and they were trying to convince everyone that they knew *exactly* where the weapons were... i think thats long enough.
<>
w00!! *koff* i mean...
.. well i guess gunjack hardly ever posts in here anymore, he probably wouldnt notice...
<<*is wearing the non-diplomacy hat*>>
youre not fooling anyone, you dont even HAVE one of those..

tharos>> <<Yeah, I was geek too, but I thought it went without saying here. :) *runs*>>
hey, i resemble that remark!

joe>> <<What the hell is your problem? First off, I can write. I wrote articles for my school newspaper and put them up on my web-site>>
i think that was kinda... unnecessary. i didnt think she was being THAT mean...
<>
not a good idea to incite the bud-clare. she can shout nastier than you, beware...
<<By the way Bud-Clare, the reason I'm using the Banshee image is to simbolize that I'm shouting at you; in anger. Have a nice f***ing day!>>
way to make a good first impression :P

brutis>> <>
yay, talk!

gside>> <<And that's the closest I've come to getting any action>>
maybe you need some different bandanas, something sexy might help attract the ladies...
<<Yes, but since I don't have a husband... wait, that's wrong. But since I don't have a Gunjack... no, not quite right. Anyway, you get my drift>>
uuh, yeah ;) poor you, gunjack is GREAT :)
<<As wonderful as that would be, I'm still on the job search>>
yeah well, i guess that might put a damper on things.
<>
you mean.. you were going to ask that before asking why someone would go to war over an 18-mile missile infraction?
<<Free porn for every full line>>
i dont have any, sorry.

dph>> <>
ROFLOL! yeah, like THATll ever happen :P
<<So you're saying that my moral resolve is that strong and I'll be the last virigin in the cr?>>
um.. yes. except i think he was being more of a jerk about it :P

spacebabie>> thanks a lot for passing out that picture of the camel spiders in iraq *shudder*
for those who missed it, here they are:
http://i.xanga.com/labeachgirl/spiders.jpg
yes, that picture is real, i researched - the captions that usually accompany this picture have varying degrees of truth in them.. but the spiders are real *twitch*
lain - [<<-- mmm, cz 85]
Friday, April 23, 2004 07:48:04 AM
IP: 4.7.35.8

Nevermind Bill Gates. I want Patrick Lalime's heart on a plate.
(growls) The Senators choked. They friggin' choked, Game 7 of the series, and now we're stuck with the Maple Leafs...the Maple Leafs!!...against the Flyers. And last night,what happened? First period the Flyers skated all over them, second period Toronto played better but still let in a goal, and third period Philly puts it to bed. This could be just embarassing.
Fortunately Calgary did better. Nice overtime goal against Detroit. And maybe tonight Montreal will do what they did for Boston. But still...I'd be a lot happier if the Sens were in this matchup against Philadelphia. Thanks a lot, Lalime, you sieve. I think I'll end up cheering for the Flames or the Habs this time around.
G.d. Senators. Grr.
Whitbourne
Friday, April 23, 2004 07:35:08 AM
IP: 142.177.155.67

**In violation of UN resolutions, several mobile rocket launchers armed with nuclear warheads drive into the cr with a range of a 150 . . Astronomical Units**

That's right: I want to hold the world hostage to get one thing: the head of Bill Gates on a stick for trying to pass worthless software off as valuable software.

**Warning: Incoming Rant**
*dph's hologram quickly knocks dph unconscious.*
Sorry, I had to do that. DPH would have probably expressed his frustration at not being able to get his cd-rom to work on his pc by breaking a few cr rules about language usage. It's pretty damn frustrating to get one step away from getting the cd-rom to work to be greeted with this message: "To maintain the reliability of your system, the following driver will not be installed:" DPH considers this message insulting, particularly since Windows isn't a very reliable system.
**END INCOMING RANT**

*dph regains consciousness while DPH's hologram quietly and quickly leaves the area*

What happenned? Oh well, I see my hologram handled my rant.

Green Baron - So you're saying that my moral resolve is that strong and I'll be the last virigin in the cr?

DPH / dph's hologram
AR, USA
Friday, April 23, 2004 12:56:27 AM
IP: 67.14.195.45

*is wearing the non-diplomacy hat*

Joe> <<First off, I can write.>>
Not according to you, you can't. "but I'm not good at writing them." Ring any bells?

<<So why're you ripping on me?>>
A) I was only laughing at you, which is hardly a crime.
B) When people make that particular request, it gives the distinct impression that the person hopes to get credit for their brilliant idea without actually having to do the work. If the idea is so great, then write it yourself.

<<By the way Bud-Clare, the reason I'm using the Banshee image is to simbolize that I'm shouting at you; in anger. Have a nice f***ing day!>>
If you're trying to make me stop laughing at you, you failed.
And I'm using my usual icon to symbolize that I don't give a flying f*ck. :P
______________________
Gside> <<And there should be a stock gay tentacle.>>
It can redecorate while the others are harrassing girls.
Bud-Clare
Friday, April 23, 2004 12:21:35 AM
IP: 66.67.201.63

.. mrow
lain
Friday, April 23, 2004 12:02:27 AM
IP: 4.7.35.8

By the way Bud-Clare, the reason I'm using the Banshee image is to simbolize that I'm shouting at you; in anger. Have a nice f***ing day!
Joe
Joe - [jmartel@bellsouth.net]
Thursday, April 22, 2004 11:27:04 PM
IP: 68.215.4.125

Green Baron> <<Columbine was used to attack the movie and gun industry>>: Don't forget the video game industry.
<<we coudl always start a paypal drive here to help>>: The best paypal drives have incentives to grab people they don't talk to directly. Perhaps offering unofficial TGS universe art/porn?
<<or making a pact with Gside to die virgins>>: How did you know about that.

Lain> <<thats just MEAN, poor gside *pets*>>: And that's the closest I've come to getting any action.
<<if it involves my husband>>: Yes, but since I don't have a husband... wait, that's wrong. But since I don't have a Gunjack... no, not quite right. Anyway, you get my drift.
<<why bother? be pants-free!>>: As wonderful as that would be, I'm still on the job search.
<<why bother? be pants-free!>>: "I find your lack of pants disturbing." -Star Wars is better with pants.
<<cool, i didnt know that>>: I think he mentioned it a few times back in the archives.
<<the range of these missiles was 111 miles. thats a whopping 18 miles over his limit>>: I was going to ask why anyone would make a limit at 93 miles, but checked my conversions, and 150km is a nice round number.
<<come on people, what else do i have to do to get you to TALK!>>: Free porn for every full line.

Green Baron> <>: I'll let you know how good my prospects look once I move out of my parents'.

Bud Clare> <>: I mean, look at how many people are talking about the state of my pants, and I'm not even a girl. I think.

Fire Storm> <<Free weapons, total immunity, and then there's all the great retirement benefits for working for the government!>>: And don't forget job security.
<>: And you can't help but feel oddly attracted to me, right?
<<HOLY HELL! WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS?!?>>: Uh, on the floor... Want me to turn the camera around? It might make you want ot drop yours.
<<Hand picked and quickly refrigerated to preserve its natural perversion>>: Just look for the Ron Jeremy on the box.
<<Well, fortunately those people don't do it for long>>: If they're good at what they do. We have to watch out for the ones who mess even that up.
<<I've been slacking in recent years for no good reason!>>: I bet the Lady's not too happy about being called no good reason.
<<sure, I'm at work, but that's never stopped me before!>>: And it's a great way to stop the boss from giving you more work.
<<thought you would have caught on the EN of it all>>: It's been a while since I've been through the archives.
<>: Especially if you're having cereal.
<<And then the creature would need to know how to throw it's voice>>: And get good with accents and impersonations.
<<Each tentacle has it's own personality>>: And its own taste in women. And there should be a stock gay tentacle.
<<Maybe I'll stop laughing soon...Doubt it though>>: Excellent, my plan is working. Between the laughing and the porn I'll be able to seize all your power.
<<They will loose it together>>: No, I don't think I'd have sex with him. Maybe you.
<<Or as a contest at G2005>>: Do I get to have any say over quality control of the contestants?

Joe> <>: Get together, listen to Greg Weisman give his pitches, look at the pretty art, listen to other rantings from varois members of the fandom, visit whatever city it's in.

Na zdorov'ya.
Gside - [gside@comcast.net]
Fair Haven, NJ
Thursday, April 22, 2004 11:26:21 PM
IP: 69.141.212.54

Hey Bud-Clare,
What the hell is your problem? First off, I can write. I wrote articles for my school newspaper and put them up on my web-site. They happen to be very well written. I'm just not good at long stories. Second, if writers come up with their own stuff, good for them. I simply believe I came up with a good idea as well. So why're you ripping on me?
Joe - [jmartel@bellsouth.com]
Maimi Beach, FL., USA
Thursday, April 22, 2004 11:22:36 PM
IP: 68.215.4.125

Joe> Snarks aside, the best way to see your vision through is to write it yourself. No promises that it will be easy, but ideas are plentiful, action is valuable.
Taleweaver
Thursday, April 22, 2004 11:18:01 PM
IP: 207.69.139.156

Joe> <<If there're any writers in the audience, drop me a line.>>
Or we can just laugh at you. Writers have plenty of ideas of their own, thank you. If you want it written, learn how to write.
___________________________________

Fire Storm> <<T1: OH yeah, you like it rough, eh b!7ch!
*girl screams* T2: Don't worry. I'll protect you *strokes her hair*>>
*wipes tears from her eyes* That's...damn. *L*
Bud-Clare
Thursday, April 22, 2004 10:27:12 PM
IP: 66.67.201.63

flies onto window sill. picks lock. perches and looks over room

Joe... i am not going to say that i am an artist but i do write a lot of stories. i am doing one now *i forget how to do sleapy face*

i dont think to want to try to comment to most of the other things in the cr. their is like what 20 diffrent things going on now. i would have a melt down trying to respond to more than one at a time... but i will talk (bla bla bla bla) satisified. lol.

oh well gotta go. *climbs out window. closes and locks. flies away*
Brutis - [creature_of_the_night_20042004@yahoo.com]
Hammond, Louisiana, Usa
Thursday, April 22, 2004 10:06:52 PM
IP: 205.214.170.231

Greetings fellow Gargoyle geeks and freaks,

I'm an idea man in search of a storyteller. I have this great idea for a new gargoyles story, but I'm not good at writing them. If there're any writers in the audience, drop me a line. I'd like to get started. By the way, what exactly is the Gathering. I know it's a convention of sorts for Gargoyles fans, but what's it like? Gimme the particulars. Maybe I'll check it out sometime. Take Care.

Joe
Joseph Martel - [jmartel@bellsouth.net]
Miami Beach, Fl., USA
Thursday, April 22, 2004 08:37:37 PM
IP: 68.215.4.125

Greg: <Sympathy from the Devil. I think not>
I am SO f@#%ing glad that I graduated a few years before that because I know for a FACT that I would have been in trouble on a few things. Hell, my classmates were surprised that I DIDN'T try something!
<No, they'd have to pay me at least $100 grand per kill. I'd like to get paid to kill human beings, and paid vast sums of money>
But you're doing it for Uncle Sam! Free weapons, total immunity, and then there's all the great retirement benefits for working for the government!

Brutis: <the badger badger was something i had already seen once already>
Ok, ok. Sorry. BUT I think you'll like my link

Gside: 
I can see it now...
LAIN: Hey gside! I'm about to wipe the cr... HOLY HELL! WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS?!?
<My porn is always the freshest.>
Hand picked and quickly refrigerated to preserve its natural perversion
<Except for horribly mutilating yourself with a garden weasel. Unless you're into that kind of thing.>
Well, fortunately those people don't do it for long

I bet you're right! I've been slacking in recent years for no good reason! I should start now... sure, I'm at work, but that's never stopped me before! If you'll excuse me, I am going to go kill some kittens!
<You know Julia Childs is hot.>
I's likes them drunk!
<Depends on what you're having.>
Ah, thought you would have caught on the EN of it all. I think ones with buk kake are wrong for breakfast
<All matching, or one luchador, one 'fro, one domino maksk...>
And then the creature would need to know how to throw it's voice...
Oh god... help me... I've got such a HORRIBLY CORRUPT idea! Each tentacle has it's own personality!
T1: OH yeah, you like it rough, eh b!7ch!
*girl screams*
T2: Don't worry. I'll protect you *strokes her hair*
Maybe I'll stop laughing soon...
Doubt it though.

Green Baron: <a 21 Tech nine salute maybe?>
MAYBE... but not offensive enough I fear
<Besides Waco has the best jokes of all.>
This is very true. "The Wacko from Waco" and all...
God... I remember that time... my dad was all into the paramilitary militia-type conspiracy theory stuff.
<You're right I was being mean. I imagine Gside will get laid before DPH>
Na. They will loose it together! Or as a contest at G2005...
...
still more ...
Hmm...

Patrick: <Maybe about half a dozen out of a student body of 1500>
About the same for me. There were some girls that DRESSED goth, but didn't act it (cheerfull, etc)
GIVEN, and I know this is a bad stereotype but damnit, they fit it to the BILL, a full 25-30% of the school were either Arab males who thought women were not worth much and tried to be jock type, and Arab females that were submissive as hell because they had fathers like those guys and their culture was like that.
Granted, it's mostly because Dearborn has the largest concentration of Arabics outside of the middle east.

My brain hurts. Maybe I read too many comics too fast.
Fire Storm the Evil - [<--- Nice Flash]
Thursday, April 22, 2004 08:14:55 PM
IP: 65.114.91.3

At my high school, the predominant groupings were "jocks" and "nerds". I don't recall that we had very many goths. Maybe about half a dozen out of a student body of 1500. Of course, this was before the whole "goth" thing became a fad.

106 days left until The Gathering 2004 in Montreal, Quebec!

Patrick - [<-- registre maintenant!]
Thursday, April 22, 2004 07:27:30 PM
IP: 68.21.245.244

Green Baron: <>
Yeah, I was geek too, but I thought it went without saying here. :) *runs*
Tharos
Thursday, April 22, 2004 03:11:57 PM
IP: 69.40.138.172

Well, that is the end of the goliath chronicles(tonight they are back at awakenings). Yes I did watch them all. It wasnt quite as bad as I was fearing (or maybe I have mellowed with time)... Yes there were some real silly things like what they did to the Fox character -- she really gets the award for most messed up character in the third season. All in all though it didnt mess up my memories of the characters and it was nice to see a few episodes that I hadnt seen even if they werent spectacular ones.
silvadel
Thursday, April 22, 2004 02:34:20 PM
IP: 24.225.220.194

Gside> <>
:)
________________
Thomas> <>
Perv. :P
______________
lain> <<of course its an "opinion piece" but still.. worth reading i think - especially since ive heard the story from numerous other (fairly diverse) souces also.>>
The most depressing thing about that it that it's both totally paranoid and completely plausible at the same time, so if weapons are found...we'll likely _never_ know for certain what really happened. That's why I kind of hope that weapons aren't found. Yes, it'd be kind of funny, but mostly it'd just make things less complicated. If weapons aren't found within 5 or 10 years, we can be reasonably certain that they will never be found, whereas if they _are_ found, we'll never be sure about anything.

<<come on people, what else do i have to do to get you to TALK!>>
I bet the guys would talk if you took all your clothes off. :P
Bud-Clare
Thursday, April 22, 2004 12:24:59 PM
IP: 66.67.201.63

Lain> You're right I was being mean. I imagine Gside will get laid before DPH :)
Green Baron - [greenbaron@hotmail.com]
Thursday, April 22, 2004 06:51:11 AM
IP: 218.145.25.115

green baron>> <<we coudl always start a paypal drive here to help>> thanks.. but we were OK this time :)
<<You married Mike, not Cindy>>
oh and i am ye happy about that, i can tell you :P
<<Probably looking up porn or raiding ships, or making a pact with Gside to die virgins>>
awww, thats just MEAN, poor gside *pets*

greg b>> <<No, they'd have to pay me at least $100 grand per kill. I'd like to get paid to kill human beings, and paid vast sums of money>>
but think of the job security, the health plan, the fact that even if you get caught, youll still get off without even a slap on the wrist!

gside>> <<Can you think of a better reason to be pantsless?>>
if it involves my husband...
<<Well, I was just about ready to repants myself the last time>>
why bother? be pants-free!
"ive been denied EVERYTHING... even my PANTS!!!!"
<<Yes he was. I believe he was also in a documentary about it>>
cool, i didnt know that.

in other news, you know those "illegal long-range missiles" the US found in iraq after the invasion? the ones they were using to justify the invasion by saying "see see!? he had illegal weapons!!!" (hee hee, this is almost TOO good to be true) i found out today that the range of these missiles was 111 miles. thats a whopping 18 miles over his limit. thank GOODNESS he was stopped, i mean holy shoot, he could have held NY hostage with those suckers!! <sarcasm>
the source? that would be cnn> http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/02/16/sprj.irq.us.un/index.html

also, according to the simon wiesenthal center task force against hate, what i have just said constitutes "hate speech" and gets me lumped in with holocaust deniers, gay bashers and people who try to recruit impressionable young people to become suicide bombers. thats a pretty neat trick..

bud-clare>> in regards to something i posted earlier, you might find this worth checking out too:
http://www.counterpunch.org/whitney04212004.html
of course its an "opinion piece" but still.. worth reading i think - especially since ive heard the story from numerous other (fairly diverse) souces also.

come on people, what else do i have to do to get you to TALK!

;)
lain
Thursday, April 22, 2004 03:47:27 AM
IP: 4.7.35.8

Greetings to all Ye who shall see me post.

Life has been good to me. My beloved Hellcat gave me a wonderful easter box containing Royal Canadian Air Farce as well as books by Ayn Rand and Christopher Hitchens, and if you catch how that is odd, you deserve a cookie.

Youth N Asia> <<There's nothing funny about molestation. At all.>>

A priest, a social worker, and Michael Jackson enter a Boys Town :)

Greg B> So you won't be Admin. You weren't enjoyng it. That much I can tell. You can have more fun on the sidelines mailing tentacle porn to Vinnie :)

Lain> It's funny you mentioned Queen's English. For my Advanced Finance class, my Professor recommended we get a book called The King's English, so we can make Financial reports in language understandable by the general public (well those in the general public with a functioning brain).

This Professor was also an Aerospace Engineer, an Austrian Economist, a sci-fi fan, and a fan of Gustav Mahler so quite well-rounded.

Greg X <<Everybody knows that the only reason he killed those thirty-six babies in self-defense>> Maybe they were welfare babies and he killed them in self-defense of his paycheck :)

Kjay> AT won't be as abd. You'l be retraining and already prior service.

Whitbourne> <<In other words, it's a non-issue. I find Liberals and Conservatives trying to score politiacl points off this would do wise to think about that old cliche. What was it? Glass houses, throwing stones, something like that. :-)>> Well, politically it isn't much of an issue excpt that its a competitive seat (he won with less than 40% of the vote).

Mainly I see material for snarky Canadian bloggers and joke material, too :)

Mooncat> Your kitty is a cute one.

Damien> <<ts sven, he was Canada's first openly gay premier, and he hasn't resigned yet, he's on med leave, but my first thought was
"huh, I guess sven is a closet Klepto" >> Good one and he's from BC...well actually he was born in America, so I bet you can use that for joke material.

Bud-Clare<<We look at our tentacle porn in our bedrooms, obviously. And sometimes on the kitchen counter.>> For some reaosn that remind sme of the squid I had last Saturday and I love squid :) I can buy for it under $2.00 a pound in Seoul :)

Vinny> <<Sounds Blasphemous. But that's your problem, not mine.>> I'm Catholic and I found it kind of funny, but still cheesy.

Beloevd Hellcat> <<She even quoted Helen Keller. Pretty amazing i say.>> Quoted Helen Keller, like saying, "OUGGHHHEMBOOUUAAA?" ;)

or did she quote Helen Keller's book Around the Corner in 80 days?

I'm bad ::kisses::

<<She had a IQ of less than 30>> Isn't that Brian Tobin's IQ?

<<She was actually a genius.- IQ was 142 or something after years and years oof unable to comminucate.>> Not genius...just gifted. I'm 145 and not a genius.

Fire Storm> <<Columbine was 5 years ago today and I REALLY want to make a joke about it, but I just can't think of anything good.>> a 21 Tech nine salute maybe?

Columbine was used to attack the movie and gun industry and allow Fat Bastard to make a fictitious movie. Clinton tried to pin Oklahoma City on Talk Radio.

Besides Waco has the best jokes of all.

GregX> <<Sorry, I remember the witch-hunt that followed Columbine, and I'm still pissed off about it.>> Wait until the next witch hunt.

Lain> << just say... after having debated her on numerous political issues, i was forced to go out and buy a button that says "vote republican: its easier than thinking" in order to retain my sanity. :P >> People form lower income part sof New Orleans are as dogmatic about voting for whoever has a D by their name, and are probably less intelligent than Cindy, who I imagien is stil a higher lifeform than your own dad, politics aisde. You married Mike, not Cindy.

<<of course, my wallet wont, but thats another issue altogether :P >> we coudl always start a paypal drive here to help.

<<warpmind? (or am i getting that one wrong..?)
where is he these days anyways?>> Probably looking up porn or raiding ships, or making a pact with Gside to die virgins.

Thaors> <<There used to be a big goth vs. jock/prep conflict at my school.>> I was a geek, but not a goth. More a subtle suckup, though my sucking up was a rebellion against a mother who forced pride, principle, and altruism down my throat.

<> It's called maturity, and I made fun of jocks, but some of them provided such good material :)

Greg X> You an always be a bounty hunter. I can't claim they make that much for every dirtbag they bring in.

And now I bid adieu and surrender to Hellcat for using froggy speak :)
Green Baron - [greenbaron@hotmail.com]
Camp Humphreys, Korea
Thursday, April 22, 2004 02:49:45 AM
IP: 218.147.110.116

LAIN> No, they'd have to pay me at least $100 grand per kill. I'd like to get paid to kill human beings, and paid vast sums of money ;)
Greg Bishansky
Thursday, April 22, 2004 12:25:56 AM
IP: 216.179.3.162

Fire Storm> <<As long as you don't have a webcam set up>>: I knew I forgot something.
<<Only because I always want fresh porn>>: My porn is always the freshest.
<<There's nothing worse than pleasuring yourself with expired porn>>: Except for horribly mutilating yourself with a garden weasel. Unless you're into that kind of thing.
<<Man... I've killed a LOT of kitten>>: I bet I've killed more.
<<Hmm... cooking show porn>>: You know Julia Childs is hot.
<<Now THAT made me laugh>>: Thank you.
<<But it's no worse than eating breakfast while watching porn>>: Depends on what you're having.
<>: All matching, or one luchador, one 'fro, one domino maksk...

Lain> <>: Can you think of a better reason to be pantsless? Though I bet that shocked you right out of your depression.
<<no wonder you werent very talkative>>: Well, I was just about ready to repants myself the last time. But can you blame me?
<<after having debated her on numerous political issues>>: That's your problem right there.
<<correct me if im wrong but wasnt there another poster in here with aspergers? warpmind?>>: Yes he was. I believe he was also in a documentary about it.
<<where is he these days anyways?>>: Still in Norway, otherwise swallowed up by real life, I'd imagine.

Na zdorov'ya.
Gside - [gside@comcast.net]
Fair Haven, NJ
Wednesday, April 21, 2004 11:38:03 PM
IP: 69.141.212.54

greg b>> <<Well, I did plot the deaths of many not-so innocent people... wait, I do that every day also>>
have you ever considered a career in the FBI or BATF?
then, even if you were tried *AND convicted* of the multiple murders of innocent people while on the job (you know, in the extremely rare event it even got to court at all), you could walk away scot-free.
sweet deal, no?
lain
Wednesday, April 21, 2004 11:34:42 PM
IP: 4.7.35.8

*comes into room via door.*

Lain.... dont worry your wallet will recover, and the compainonship your poochie gives is worth it. :):):)

Fire storm... thanks for the many hours of pain and agrovation. <*hisses and glows eyes*> it was something that i couldnt stop myslef from doing like their was an invisible hand moving mine to the mouse...
><i have never seen a dead body and i never intend too. the badger badger was something i had already seen once already.

Bud-clare....i dont even want to think about Tentacle-Man that just raises a whole bunch of questions.

well no one seems to be talking about anything else so.
*leavs via door*
Brutis - [creature_of_the_night_20042004@yahoo.com]
Hammond, Louisiana, Usa
Wednesday, April 21, 2004 08:55:34 PM
IP: 205.214.170.231

Greg: <<Aw well, my entire existense is a slap in the face to those not-so innocent jocks who got gunned down that day, and I'm perfectly fine with it. >>
There used to be a big goth vs. jock/prep conflict at my school. I've always been quite the metalhead, so you can guess which side I was on... Indeed there was a witch hunt after Columbine - the admin thought I was this terrible person all of the sudden. They forgot that I've always had good grades, never had a detention, no real problems, and I carry our school on standardized tests. I hate small towns. Ironically (sp?), most of my friends these days are those jocks, they just chilled out a lot over the years.

But I gave up thinking that my being a metalhead mattered to society a long time ago - there are just as many goth assholes, they just have a big "holier than thou" attitude because of their oh-so-courageous cruisade against normal clothing. Sure, be yourself and everything, but those "not-so innocent jocks" didn't deserve to die. A good ass-kicking was in order, but I don't think it justifies a school shooting.

Not sure what my point is, but the "witch hunt" you spoke of did indeed suck.
Tharos
Wednesday, April 21, 2004 03:12:07 PM
IP: 69.40.136.210

<<yes, and don't forget autisms little brother, Aspergers syndrom (similar to mild autism + ADD) Its what I got>>
..correct me if im wrong but wasnt there another poster in here with aspergers? warpmind? (or am i getting that one wrong..?)
where is he these days anyways?
lain
Wednesday, April 21, 2004 01:37:09 PM
IP: 4.7.36.9

I feel Old today.....
20 woo

re: Aspergers (as) clicksies the name for a what is
I'm lucky, I'm rather a mild case as thing go
Damien
Wednesday, April 21, 2004 12:32:35 PM
IP: 207.6.144.51

Phew!!! I still got my internet. We are still having yesterday raging windstorm. I'ts pretty weird because usually we don't get that much wind. Without my hearign aids on, the wind sounds like a bass drum. Boom boom boooom. lol It actually made me quiet sleepy. My poor kitty slept with me all night under the blanket. She's in denial she was scared. haha.
Damien:
" yes, and don't forget autisms little brother, Aspergers syndrom (similar to mild autism + ADD) Its what I got, Normal/lower Iq, but a huge focus, so that in the focused topic, can essentially be genious level.
It also means you learn different from everyone else, and a lot of behavior that is "automatic" like facial expression, and eyecontact has to be learned.
<stops himself from lecturing> "
Lecture on Damien. I like learnign new things. I learn alot that way. I guess that's why i'm kinda bad in a classroom setting. lol

I always seen people with that sort of disability and other kinds of disabilties like Downs and such being misunderstood by 'normal' people. So, lecturing is good. People learn and hopefully think twice. Ideally. I lecture people sometimes about my own disabilties because i want them to know that i don't need excessive help.

Now look what you did. Damien you caused me to rant ;)

DPH:
"Hellcat - Call me skeptical, but a couple of questions arise: 1)Is her hand being guided to a spot on the keyboard to type? 2)Does she get the same score regardless of who is helping her type? I saw an episode of an L&O where the mother was essentially 'feeding' the correct answers for the child to type. When a different person was used, the child's score went . . down."

Her father shared the same sketpism as you did. He tested his daughter a lot and had helped her type for the first while. What they do is lift the arm by the elbow gently and the autistic person's arm move. It's kinda like encouragement to move but it's not pressure to make them type. I think it's still being tried out. I'm sure it doesn't work for everyone. Unfortunately,I didn't catch all of the show, missed the beginning of it.

Slowly she typed on her own. Her dad was amazed because he found her at the computer alone. She was tested with no assistance and gotten the same IQ score. She's now in university with a full course load. (forgot to add that yesterday)

Lain: Glad your dog's ok. He's worth the wallet :P
Hellcat
Wednesday, April 21, 2004 08:13:42 AM
IP: 205.251.135.66

hellcat, bud-clare, rev, brutis>> thanks for the well wishes for the pooch. we got to the vet, and he had eaten something funky alright - still not sure what but something out of the compost with paint on it is the likely conclusion. plus, he apparently also has whipworms, poor baby. the combination was making his belly VERY unhappy. so he had a shot to calm his belly, and im supposed to feed him small amounts to see if hell keep them down before feeding him his wormer to get rid of the ickies. he will be fine. of course, my wallet wont, but thats another issue altogether :P

in other news, ive now had 3 hours of sleep in the past 38, go me!

gside>> <>
wow. you know, i think that pretty much goes straight to the top of my "list of things i really didnt need to know about gside". no wonder you werent very talkative...

<<And I thought you were getting along well with her>>
lets just say... after having debated her on numerous political issues, i was forced to go out and buy a button that says "vote republican: its easier than thinking" in order to retain my sanity. :P

lain
Wednesday, April 21, 2004 01:04:55 AM
IP: 4.7.35.8

Yep, today (well now technically yesterday) was the fifth anniversary of Columbine. I celebrated by dressing head to toe in black, with my black leather trenchcoat, and that gothy jewelery I have... wait, I do that every day. Well, I did plot the deaths of many not-so innocent people... wait, I do that every day also.

Aw well, my entire existense is a slap in the face to those not-so innocent jocks who got gunned down that day, and I'm perfectly fine with it.

Sorry, I remember the witch-hunt that followed Columbine, and I'm still pissed off about it.

Sympathy from the Devil. I think not.
Greg Bishansky
Wednesday, April 21, 2004 01:01:04 AM
IP: 216.179.3.162

Brutis: <yo thanks for the link to badger badger. *trows things*>
Glad to be of service! Any time I can cause pain is a good time!

Kinda like dead bodies. Even though you know what's there and don't want to look, you just have to.

Gside: <Especially after the heights AYB reached. Though they've probably generalized it to Internet Pop Culture, or something like that.>
"Popular Macromedia Flash cartoons and it's effect on popular Internet culture"
<And by now, you can rent out Luxemborg (I believe they actually do that).>
And by midnight, I'll be able to buy the US!
<For me, I guess. But not so much as for Lain who's been notifying me.>
As long as you don't have a webcam set up
<You have to look for your tentacle porn?>
Only because I always want fresh porn. Always remember to check the expiration date on all of your porn regularly. There's nothing worse than pleasuring yourself with expired porn
<Not quite as good without the Domo-kun picture.>
Yeah, very true. Man... I've killed a LOT of kittens!
...
W00t!

"Oh yeah baby... pour that chocolate all over those wafers..."
Hmm... cooking show porn...

Now THAT made me laugh! But it's no worse than eating breakfast while watching porn

Bud-Clare: <I've always suspected as much.>
I rarely fire up Kazaa without being inspired by a CR or Livejournal
<"My Tentacle Sense(TM) is tingling!">
"There must be school girls near by!"
<What kind of costume would Tentacle-Man wear, I wonder?>
I think it would greatly depend on where the tentacles were. BUT I think that the tip of each tentacle should have a bandanna or a mask on them

Dph: <Damn, why is my pc having some many problems as of late.>
Has your computer EVER worked well?

Columbine was 5 years ago today and I REALLY want to make a joke about it, but I just can't think of anything good.
Fire Storm
Tuesday, April 20, 2004 11:23:41 PM
IP: 65.114.91.3

I want a video of the production of thin mints that I can lable "Girl Scout Porn."

Lain> <<depressed and discouraged about all sorts of things>>: I hope the realization that you've talked to me during porn time two weeks in a row isn't in that list.
<<my crazy idiot mother-in-law>>: And I thought you were getting along well with her.

Bud Clare> <<My Tentacle Sense(TM) is tingling>>: The tingling of my tentacle sense is not as important as the tingling of various other bits.
<<What kind of costume would Tentacle-Man wear, I wonder?>>: There's no costume necessary, unless a beneficial genetic anomaly counts as a costume. Heck, any raiment would get in the way of doing his tentacle duty.

DPH> <<why is my pc having some many problems as of late>>: Let me channel Imzadi for a second: You don't have a Mac. Now let me channel a hardcore geek: You don't have Linux.

Na zdorov'ya.
Gside - [gside@comcast.net]
Fair Haven, NJ
Tuesday, April 20, 2004 10:13:01 PM
IP: 69.141.212.54

flies to window, snaps off new padlock, nice try.

lain...hope your dog gets better. i am not really a dog person but i am fond of cats. i had a neighbor poison all 4 of my cats a few yrears ago with antifreeze. she did it because she hated cats.

DHP....your having truoble too. my antiviris keeps showing that my pc is clean but it keeps showing the fatal error screen and windows restarts itslef. i think i am going to have to reset the 0perating system.dont know yet...

*takes look at gean pool* uhh dont think so.

well gotta go. closes window and vaults off. glids away.
Brutis - [creature_of_the_night_20042004@yahoo.com]
Hammond, Louisiana, Usa
Tuesday, April 20, 2004 09:38:31 PM
IP: 66.119.33.170

I've been having computer problems lately. 2 out of 3 antivirus programs say I'm clean and the 3rd one keeps crashing my pc. Damn, why is my pc having some many problems as of late.

Hellcat - Call me skeptical, but a couple of questions arise: 1)Is her hand being guided to a spot on the keyboard to type? 2)Does she get the same score regardless of who is helping her type? I saw an episode of an L&O where the mother was essentially 'feeding' the correct answers for the child to type. When a different person was used, the child's score went . . down.

GXB - big deal. A while back, Jay Leno was showing a similiar product.

Damien - < AHHH IT BURNS! IT BURNS!> That's the point. Nobody enters the Gene Pool unless they have to.

*Gives 3 cheers for the new CR admin*

DPH
AR, USA
Tuesday, April 20, 2004 08:13:19 PM
IP: 67.14.195.39

VINNIE> <<Sounds Blasphemous. But that's your problem, not mine>>

No problem at all, I'm Jewish ;)
Greg Bishansky
Tuesday, April 20, 2004 02:48:03 PM
IP: 216.179.3.127

Hellcat :<<It was on autism.>> yes, and don't forget autisms little brother, Aspergers syndrom (similar to mild autism + ADD) Its what I got, Normal/lower Iq, but a huge focus, so that in the focused topic, can essentially be genious level.
It also means you learn different from everyone else, and a lot of behavior that is "automatic" like facial expression, and eyecontact has to be learned.
<stops himself from lecturing>

Bud-Claire: <<What kind of costume would Tentacle-Man wear, I wonder? >> probably one not allowed in public ;)

Zips back out
Damien
Tuesday, April 20, 2004 02:25:26 PM
IP: 207.6.144.51

lain - I hope Gunner is all right too. I can come visit some time next week.
Revel
Tuesday, April 20, 2004 12:26:13 PM
IP: 129.120.238.38

Dezi> <<Poor Budclare. *gives a cookie* >>
Thank you. :)
*munches*
_______________
Fire Storm> <<Only because people read it and then decide to look for it!>>
I've always suspected as much.
_______________
Gside> <<Through my extensive contact, I now have a fine tuned tentacle sense and know where it all is.>>
"My Tentacle Sense(TM) is tingling!"
What kind of costume would Tentacle-Man wear, I wonder?
________________
lain> *hugs* I hope your baby gets better soon. (I wonder if that statement will cause the same trouble as last time?) Hopefully he'll be okay, though, if he's in good enough shape to howl with you. *gives the poor puppy a tummy rub*
Bud-Clare
Tuesday, April 20, 2004 11:25:37 AM
IP: 66.67.201.63

Hey I'm here again, bored as hell. My life sucks. lol
Last week it was crazy. Mom went home for a week to the mainland and i was doing more stuff aroudn the house. it was sorta nice. Now life is back to normal. Blah. I'm not botherng to ask what happened here lately. I'm too lazy to read it all or ask. lol

Lain, your dog sounds adorable. Pets really are wonderful. My cat is the same way. I swear she gotta be psychic or something.
Anyway I hope your day gets better. :)

Now for my out-of-the-blue rant:
I watched the discovery channel yesterday and wow was it interesting! It was on autism. A girl (dammit i'm bad at names) was autistic and couldn't hear or speak or socialize at all. Her parents struggled through many many years of her life to find some way to communicate. She had a IQ of less than 30. As time went on the research her parents did came across a pretty nifty thing -An assisted communication device. A person helps the autistic person with his or her arm and lets the autistic person punch the keyboard with index finger. It was a pretty good set up. The girl's dad was sketpical and tried it on his daughter. After a shrt period of time, hsi daughter typed all on her own and was smarter than anything. She was actually a genius.- IQ was 142 or something after years and years oof unable to comminucate. Make me wonder. huh. I think she'll definately be the next Helen Keller so to speak. She even quoted Helen Keller. Pretty amazing i say.

Now my tummy's angry at me and so I gotta go eat. better not be french fries again. Had french fries a million times. yuck.
Hellcat
Rainy NL
Tuesday, April 20, 2004 10:43:05 AM
IP: 205.251.135.66

today and the past few days have just NOT been good days for me. ive been getting increasingly depressed and discouraged about all sorts of things that seem very important right now. all this sort-of culminated this morning in my conclusion that my dog has been poisoned by my crazy idiot mother-in-law who decided to bleach and stain the back deck and fence this awful grey colour. of course, she did both with a sprayer so theres both bleach and stain ALL over the yard, including the corner compost area in which gunner is so fond of rummaging. (as a former stray dog, i have witnessed actions indicating his belief that all garbage means snacktime for hungry pooches) ..so hes probably eaten something drenched in bleach, stain, or both. hes thrown up five times since last night and his skin is all tight and dehydrated.
so in i come thismorning (having had exactly NO sleep, which is probably contributing significantly to my current state), only to find that gj has gone to work without even saying goodbye. this, apparently, was the last straw and i started to bawl my eyes out.
the dog, sitting on the couch next to me, looks at me with his big brown eyes and starts whimpering and howling WITH me. then of course i couldnt cry anymore because he was sounding even more sad and pitiful than i was with his disgustingly cute little jack russell howls..
and the moral of the story is... my dog is *WAY* cuter than any other dog in the universe. not only does he cuddle with you when youre sad, he CRIES with you too. and then when you start laughing again at how cute and rediculous he is, he jumps into your lap, flips onto his back and falls asleep with his belly in the air.
im waiting for the car to come back so i can take him to the vets to make sure he doesnt die...
lain
Tuesday, April 20, 2004 08:59:52 AM
IP: 4.7.36.9

Gside:<But can your cat also hold silverware over a dead zebra?> How about just playing a game of fetch? I do that with my cats all the time.

Greg Bishansky: Sounds Blasphemous. But that's your problem, not mine.

Vinnie - [tpeano29@hotmail.com]
Marquette, Michigan, USA
Tuesday, April 20, 2004 04:42:01 AM
IP: 216.234.98.208

Hee hee hee

Jesus Christ Action Figure
With Walk-On-Water Action!

http://www.jesus-action-figure.com/
Greg Bishansky
Tuesday, April 20, 2004 01:33:42 AM
IP: 216.179.3.127

Damien> <<huh? I don gettit>>: Check out Greek mythology, namely the story of Leda and the Swan. The short version is: Zeus got horny (or maybe just hornier), saw beautiful Leda bathing, came down as a swan and raped her, and from that was born Helen (of the face that launched a thousand ships) and half of Castor and Pollux (the other half was from her actual husband, same deal with Helen's sister Clytemnestra). It just happens that a lot of famous artists have painted, sculpted, etc. Leda's rape.
<<the inventor of Gunpowder was probably the calm type (with no eyebrows>>: I'd say he needed a good lie down after his first boom.
<<every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten>>: Not quite as good without the Domo-kun picture.

Siofra> <<The one gnawing on the leg? Totally my cat>>: But can your cat also hold silverware over a dead zebra? Though it's too bad Warpmind probably doesn't like it.

Fire Storm> <>: Especially after the heights AYB reached. Though they've probably generalized it to Internet Pop Culture, or something like that.
<<Too much information>>: Never. Evil laugh.
<<WITH caviar appetizers (At this point he owes me $76,800)>>: And by now, you can rent out Luxemborg (I believe they actually do that).
<<Good fortune?>>: For me, I guess. But not so much as for Lain who's been notifying me.
<<Only because people read it and then decide to look for it>>: You have to look for your tentacle porn? Through my extensive contact, I now have a fine tuned tentacle sense and know where it all is.

Na zdorov'ya.
Gside - [gside@comcast.net]
Fair Haven, NJ
Monday, April 19, 2004 10:27:00 PM
IP: 69.141.212.54

flys to window, pics lock, perches on sill, looks over room

yo thanks for the link to badger badger. *trows things*
i had finally gotten it out of my head but i couldnt resist, for some ungodly reason.

well being that it is only monday i will forgive the fact that no one is here. later
leaves the sill. closes the window. doesent lock.
Brutis - [creature_of_the_night_20042004@yahoo.com]
Hammond, Louisiana, Usa
Monday, April 19, 2004 09:14:20 PM
IP: 205.214.170.231

Gside: <Because it's an ear worm. I reccommend Lions and Tigers in Kenya as a counter agent. I have never seen a giraffe's leg being gnawed on so cutely.>
Yeah. that is pretty cute.
You know, I bet that some university has a program dedicated to popular flash cartoons
<Let's check my favorite tech resource, the Jargon File>
Too much information!!!
<There are the traditional kilt socks>
Yeah... Hmm... I AM a bit Scottish, after all...
<Whatever it'll take to serve everyone a pound of beef wellington each.>
WITH caviar appetizers (At this point he owes me $76,800)
<Why am I never wearing pants any more during the top 10?>
Good fortune?

Bud-Clare: 
Only because people read it and then decide to look for it!
Fire Storm
Monday, April 19, 2004 08:20:42 PM
IP: 65.114.91.3

I always kill the room when I mention tentacle porn. This amuses me. But in the future, I must be more careful to use my powers for something instead of something. Whatever.
Bud-Clare
Monday, April 19, 2004 07:55:37 PM
IP: 66.67.201.63

From Dictionary.com since someone seems to have trouble telling the difference.

FACT
n.

1. Knowledge or information based on real occurrences: an account based on fact; a blur of fact and fancy.

2. a. Something demonstrated to exist or known to have existed: Genetic engineering is now a fact. That Chaucer was a real person is an undisputed fact.
b. A real occurrence; an event: had to prove the facts of the case.

OPINION
n.

1. A belief or conclusion held with confidence but not substantiated by positive knowledge or proof: “The world is not run by thought, nor by imagination, but by opinion” (Elizabeth Drew).
Greg Bishansky
Monday, April 19, 2004 02:53:39 PM
IP: 216.179.3.127

Hey everyone!

Been awhile, but I've been lurking on and off. So much going on with school and everything, and I still have one more semester to go. But on the plus side I actually enjoy what I'm studying now :)

Anyway, saw this on CNN.com and thought you'd all appreciate it on some level...so funny, and yet so sad:

The McDonald's CEO died.....

Of a heart attack.

Like I said, not really funny but...appropriate.

Anyway, off to the metals shop again, semester's almost over, just one final crit and an exam to go. I'll try and become more of a regular this summer :)

Gside: The one gnawing on the leg? Totally my cat...I about died when I saw that because it reminded me so much of him. Ahh, my spaz kitties :P

And to all my fellow college people: Good luck with finals!

Siofra
A2, MI
Monday, April 19, 2004 09:45:46 AM
IP: 68.40.60.99

vinnie> Wow. All those references to bathroom humor are priceless. I'm wondering, though... You don't think that we look at our tentacle porn in the bathroom, do you? Because we don't. We have far too much class for that. We look at our tentacle porn in our bedrooms, obviously. And sometimes on the kitchen counter.
Bud-Clare
Monday, April 19, 2004 07:52:23 AM
IP: 66.67.201.63

Mooncat:<I'm not sure if you are deliberately misunderstanding Bud Clare or not, but her objection wasn't your opinion, but that the way you worded your setence made it a (logically) false statement.> There was NOTHING false about my statement! It was completely accurate. <It's not your opinion on the show that was criticized, it was your poor grammer.> Everyone makes mistakes in grammer even you or does that mean word "sentence" is having an "N" removed from it. *Sighs* I guess just you can't understand clean humor.

Bud-Clare:<Mooncat> Thank you for saving me the trouble of smacking him. (Assuming that it made any difference. *sighs*)> And I might suggest that someone smack some sense into you because their is nothing wrong with my post, it was very funny (A joke aimed at the producer if you will, but you've never even tried to see that by the looks of it). You are the one that has problems insulting people, not me!

Dezi:<Why is it that whenever someone calls you out on something, you circle the wagons around your opinions, whether or not the discussion had anything to do with opinions?> I don't circle the wagons all the time and I'm not really doing it this time either. <(and, no, mistakes and typos or whatever neither count as creativity or an opinion).> I did not say anything about typos being creative only exclamation points and that was in jest or are you incapable of grasping good CLEAN humor. If that's not the case, then I guess bathroom humor is all you are capable of understanding. <Are you terribly insecure about your opinions?> No I'm not insecure, but I'd say you have a good shot at it. Otherwise you wouldn't be be acting so high and mighty, but I myself will not bow to you and your rude comments. <And, despite the fact that you drool your loathing, I'm sure there are worse shows. (and, just for the record, I watched the show _once_ and that was during season one.)> I'm just stating the facts as I see them, but you and others seem determined to disprove anything I say because you don't like my opinion. What I said was the truth about "24" and I'm not changing my opinion about it. <No, it's more like a sign that you don't know how to quit hitting the same key (or, to be _specific_ a key-combo). &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Check it out, I'm so damn creative!> Or you could just be rude, because I've never been that excessive. One could even consider you insane, there is a fine line after all.;) <Heh, yeah I won't go there.....> I suppose that's good if you don't have what it takes. <....omg.......> Well it's true.;) <Maybe, I dunno, they're in.... Denial? Hmm yeah.> And you seem to have the biggest case of denial.;)

Gside:<Exclamation marks are for emphasis, and are therefore a sign of excitability. Many of the greatest ideas of the past have been rather calm, more "oh, right, so that's how that works," than the traditional "eureka!"> And I guess you also fail to understand CLEAN humor. I tell you to get your head out of the toilet, but it would just be a waste of time.;) <The logical error was that you said it was "supposed to be [bad]," when the creators wanted to make something good. Something is what it is, something is supposed to be what the creator intends it to be. And that leads us into a great debate about art based on which is more important.> It was not an logical error, it was poking fun at a horrible TV show. But then I suppose you are just to Dry to understand.

*shakes head sorrowfully at the shortcomings of so many people*

Vinnie - [tpeano29@hotmail.com]
Marquette, Michigan, USA
Monday, April 19, 2004 03:42:57 AM
IP: 216.234.120.40

yeah so... now that greg bishansky has resigned from being a CR admin, hes given the job back to me.
uuuh.. yeah so, hi.

as before, im not afraid of using the CR admin pic (for all its worth) but i have always felt it more productive to deal with things in private and i will do that where possible. if you have a problem with something or someone in here, fork over an email to me and ill do my best to handle it that way. i have never had to use the CR admin pic and i dont intend to start tossing it around now.. ;)

so anyway.. as you were..
lain - [alile_marieATyahoo.ca (NOT .com)]
Monday, April 19, 2004 03:14:31 AM
IP: 4.7.35.8

Damien:
***WARNING!***
The included link is of a song that has a HIGH chance of getting stuck in your head!

You've been warned!
Fire Storm - [<--- Badger, badger, badger]
Monday, April 19, 2004 02:36:44 AM
IP: 65.114.91.3

gside: <<And let's not forget the reverse, like everyone's favorite: Leda.>> huh? I don gettit

<<Many of the greatest ideas of the past have been rather calm, more "oh, right, so that's how that works," than the traditional "eureka!">> Heh the inventor of Gunpowder was probably the calm type (with no eyebrows

DPH: <Disagree. Need to substitute 1/10 on the chlorine for . . hydrochloric acid or sulfuric acid. >> AHHH IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

Rev attila: <<Shoplifter and NDP bigshot Svend Robinson is resigning from Parliament for stealing some jewelry.....a politician robbing people..who'd a thought that possible ;)
Well at least he had the integrity to resign..best thing he's done in his life I bet :) >> its sven, he was Canada's first openly gay premier, and he hasn't resigned yet, he's on med leave, but my first thought was
"huh, I guess sven is a closet Klepto"

dezi: < LOL that was the quote of the day at the news paper office. :D thanks. > I'll add it to the list of things I've said that have become quotes of the day,including (but not limited to:
"Latest fashion news in from Martha Stewart: Stripes are In!"
and
"every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten.
Bob barker says to do your part to control the pet and animal population"
Feel free to use them

Firestorm: <<After all these months, why oh WHY is "Badger, Mushroom, Snake" still going through my head? >>
WHA?

Damien
Monday, April 19, 2004 02:33:32 AM
IP: 207.6.144.51

Tenth and to finish the list!
Damien
Monday, April 19, 2004 02:20:43 AM
IP: 207.6.144.51

Nine! 9*9
Vinnie - [tpeano29@hotmail.com]
Marquette, Michigan, USA
Monday, April 19, 2004 02:04:15 AM
IP: 216.234.100.88

ATE!
Dezi
Monday, April 19, 2004 02:01:23 AM
IP: 68.58.158.101

7th and proud of it
Brutis - [creature_of_the_night_20042004@yahoo.com]
Hammond, Louisiana, Usa
Monday, April 19, 2004 01:54:23 AM
IP: 205.214.170.231

6th!
Fire Storm and Lady Mystic
Monday, April 19, 2004 01:31:09 AM
IP: 65.114.91.3

FIVE? :) Have a great week!
Ravyn
Monday, April 19, 2004 01:28:28 AM
IP: 69.9.28.91

Fourth.. maybe fifth? Thank ye Lainy!
Mara
Monday, April 19, 2004 01:26:36 AM
IP: 205.188.116.144

Why am I never wearing pants any more during the top 10?
3rd.
Na zdorov'ya.
Gside - [gside@comcast.net]
Fair Haven, NJ
Monday, April 19, 2004 01:24:30 AM
IP: 69.141.212.54

Top 10, #2?
DPH
AR, USA
Monday, April 19, 2004 01:17:52 AM
IP: 67.14.195.11

FIRST! Wheee...
Grimmway - [ronin_ikoma@yahoo.com]
Peterborough, Ontario, Canada
Monday, April 19, 2004 01:08:53 AM
IP: 24.235.138.241